Bl3ss1ng K0n3h in: Sins of the Fathers! (ongoing)

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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:53 pm

This is my first bait, so far she never left the script... we'll see Wink

Cast of Characters:

Bl3ss1ng K0n3h: young nubile woman with untold riches trapped in a refugge camp

4sh W1ll1ams: her savior, our favorite all-american dude!

So it goes, without further ado!

Lad to me:

Hello My Dear
How are you today?.
I believe that you are doing well.
I am more than happy to read your mail today.
My dear like i told you in my first mail,
My name is bl3ssing from Ivory Coast in Africa.
resently i am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal as a result of the civil war going on in my country.
I am 23 years old girl 5'8" tall. My father Dr (oliv3r kon3h) was the personal
advicer to the former head of state(Late Dr R0bert Gu3i) before the rebels attacked our
house one early morning and killed him alondside with my mother. It is only me that is alive now
and i managed to make my way to a near by country Senegal where i am
living now. Please I will like to know more about you.
Your likes and dislikes and what you are doing presently.
I will tell you more abouat myself in my next mail
hope you understand .
Attached here is my picture,
Waiting for your reply,
yours bl3ssing.

Hey, nice furniture for a refugee camp. But I'll let that slide, for now...

Me to Lad:

I'm sorry you're in such a situation, but I hope it will get better.

Me? Regular bloke, I am, nothing more, nothing less.

Yours,
Ash.

Short and to the point. And the mugu bites! Game on!

Lad to me:

Hello my dear,
How are you today?
I believe you are doing fine,i am very happy to receive your mail today
and am also happy to find a person like you who will take care of me in life . Yeah....
mine is a little bit hot over here in Dakar Senegal. like you know that am residing presently here in the refugee camp , Its just like some one staying in the prison and i hope by Gods grace i will come out here soon. i don't have any relative now whom i can go to all my relatives ran away in the middle of the war the only person i know here is Rev. andr3w kum4; who is the pastor of the (Christ for all Churches) here in the camp , i am leaving in the women's hostel because the camp have two hostels one for men the other for women.

The Pastors Tel number is (00221-765,261,369) if you call and tell him that you want to speak with me he will send for me in the hostel. As a refugee here i don't have any right or privilege to any thing be it money or whatever because it is against the law of this country.I want to go back to my studies because i only attended my first year before the tragic incident that lead to my being in this situation now took place.

Please listen to this,i have my late father's statement of account and death certificate here with me which i will send to you latter,because when he was alive he deposited some amount of money in a leading bank in Europe which he used my name as the next of kin,the amount in question is $2.3M(two Million three Hundred Thousand Dollars)
So i will like you to help me transfer this money to your account and from it you can send some money for me to get my traveling documents and air ticket to come over to meet with you.
So in the light of above i will like you to keep it to yourself and don't tell it to anyone for i am afraid of loosing my life and the money if people gets to know about it. Remember i am giving you all this information due to the trust i deposed on you.I like honest and understanding people,truthful , truth and hardworking.
My favourite language is English but our language is french but i speak English very fluently.
Have a nice day
Please i am waiting to hear from you soonest.
yours sincerely bl3ssing.

Yadda yadda. Next part of the script, please!

Me to lad:

Hey, Bless!
Ash here on the line for you Wink

I'm sorry about the situation in the refugee camp
I promise I'll help, OK? Just tell me and I'll do if I can.

Write soon!

Ash.

Lad to me:

Hello my dearest,
how are you today?
hopefully you are fine ,
am wondering if God have totally forgotten me here ,Why i am facing all this kind of difficulties here , God have given you to me to stand for me for the claim of my father's wealth and help me to come out of here which i know that i did not make any mistake by chosen you, I want to let you know earlier enough that my contact with you was directly from God Almighty because i got you immediately after my 7 days 6 to 6 fasting and prayers thats why i give you all my trust and i believe that you will not betray me or let me down.

so i want you to contact the bank to confirm about this transfer.
Here is the contact information of the bank in London where the money was deposited by my late father is as follows,
RABO BANK OF LONDON
NAME OF THE TRANSFER OFFICER IS MR L33D JOHNSON
EMAIL ADDRESS
([email protected]) or ([email protected])
TELEPHONE NUMBER IS ....... 00447031864530
FAX NUMBER +447031862838
Already i have informed this bank about my intention to claim my late father's deposit of which my name appears as the next of kin. The only thing the bank told me is to look for a foreign partner who will assist me in the transfer due
to my refugee status here in Senegal,as a refugee i am not allowed direct claim of the money but through an appointed representative as the united refugee law
governing refugee all over the world states.

Based on this information i will like you to send an email to the transfer department of the bank today with this email addrress-
([email protected]) or ([email protected])
Attentioned MR L33D johnson the foreign transfer officer of the bank telling him that you are my representative and that you want to assist me transfer
my 2.3 million dollars deposited by late father of which i am the next of kin.

THE ACCOUNT INFORMATION ARE AS FOLLOWS.
ACCOUNT NAME IS DR OLIVER KONEH
AMOUNT 2.3 MILLION DOLLARS.
NEXT OF KIN MISS BLESSING KONEH.
ACCOUNT NUMBER 43483002

God bless you as you do this immediately
your's sincerely with love bl3ssing.

so i want you to send this letter to the bank through this email for confirmation and the possible transfer

Which I do.

Me to lad #2:
Dear mr l33d johnson,

My name is 4sh Williams

I am foreign partner to Miss BL3SSING K0NEH
Please i want to know the possibility of transferring her late fathers money deposited in your bank by Dr 0LIVER K0NEH to my account in my country of which she is the next of kin but due to her refugee statue there in Dakar Senegal. I am awaiting for your response sir,

THE ACCOUNT INFORMATION ARE AS FOLLOWS.

ACCOUNT NAME IS DR 0LIVER KONEH

AMOUNT 2.3 MILLION DOLLARS.

NEXT OF KIN MISS BL3SSING K0NEH

ACCOUNT NUMBER 43483002

Me to lad:

Hey, Bless,

Done as you said. What's next?

4sh.

I await with baited breath....

Bank lad to me:

FOR YOUR KIND ATTENTION SIR.

I HAVE BEEN DIRECTED BY THE DIRECTOR OF FOREIGN
OPERATION / WIRE TRANSFER TO WRITE YOU IN RESPECT OF
YOUR MAIL WE RECEIVED .

ACTUALLY,WE HAVE BEEN TOLD ABOUT YOU BY THE
YOUNG LADY MISS BL3SSING K0NEH THAT SHE WISHES YOU
TO BE HER TRUSTEE/ REPRESENTATIVE FOR THE CLAIM OF HER LATE
FATHER'S DEPOSIT WITH OUR BANK.

LATE DR. 0LIVER KONEH IS OUR LATE CUSTOMER WITH
SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT (US$2,300,000.00) DEPOSITED WITH US.

HENCE YOU HAVE BEEN REALLY APPOINTED AS THE TRUSTEE
TO REPRESENT THE NEXT OF KIN,
HOWEVER BEFORE OUR BANK WILL TRANSACT ANY BUSINESS
CONCERNING THE TRANSFER WITH YOU
WE WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND THE FOLLOWING DOCUMENTS TO US ,

1. A POWER OF ATTORNEY PERMITTING YOU TO CLAIM AND
TRANSFER THE FUNDS TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT ON HER BEHALF.
THIS DOCUMENT MUST BE ENDORSED BY A SENEGALESE
RESIDENT LAWYER WHICH SHE CAN HELP YOU TO GET ONE .

2. DEATH CERTIFICATE OF LATE DR 0LIVER KONEH(HIS
DECEASED FATHER)CONFIRMING THE DEATH.

3 A COPY OF STATEMENT OF ACCOUNT OF THE ACCOUNT
ISSUED TO DR. 0LIVER BY OUR BANK.

NOTE THAT THE ABOVE ARE COMPULSORY AND ARE
NEEDED TO PROTECT OUR INTEREST,YOURS,THE NEXT OF KIN AFTER
THE CLAIMS.THESE SHALL ALSO ENSURE THAT SMOOTH ,QUICK
AND SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THE FUND IS MADE
WE PROMISE TO GIVE OUR CUSTOMER
THE BEST OF SERVICES.
SHOULD YOU HAVE ANY QUESTION(s),PLEASE CONTACT US FOR MORE
DIRECTIVES/CLARIFICATIONS ,

YOUR'S FAITHFULLY
L33D JOHNSON

Obviously I fire off to the lad:

Hi, baby doll!

The bank did respond in time, thank God.

All they need to unlock the sum is this:

1. A POWER OF ATTORNEY PERMITTING YOU TO CLAIM AND
TRANSFER THE FUNDS TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT ON HER BEHALF.
THIS DOCUMENT MUST BE ENDORSED BY A SENEGALESE
RESIDENT LAWYER WHICH SHE CAN HELP YOU TO GET ONE .

2. DEATH CERTIFICATE OF LATE DR OLIVER KONEH(HIS
DECEASED FATHER)CONFIRMING THE DEATH.

3 A COPY OF STATEMENT OF ACCOUNT OF THE ACCOUNT
ISSUED TO DR. OLIVER BY OUR BANK.

Question is: how do I get them?

Can you provide the documents?

Yours,

4sh.

Lad is prompt in responding:

hello my dearest,
how are you today ?
hope you are fine and in a good health ,
I appreciated the way you are handling this transfer of my money to your position for my earliest arrival to your place immediately after the transfer for a better life with you . WTF?! Laughing

and i appreciated the way you are handling this transfer of my money to your position for my earliest arrival to your place immediately after the transfer for a better life with you . Again, WTF?! I'm married, my wife is very jealous, and she'll read this, rest assured! Laughing

I am suffering here in the prison called refugee camp and i believe with you i can start a new life in your country after the transfer of my money to your account.

I can see what the bank is demanding before they will transfer my money to your position.
like i have told you yesterday that presently i have my late fathers death certificate and statement of account which i have attached the scan copies here for you to see .
The only problem we have now is the power of attorney which the bank said that it will be issued by a lawyer here in senegal for me to sign my signature on it.

I discussed about getting a lawyer with Rev. father 4ndrew kuma and he gave me the contact of this lawyer barrister (st3ve mus4 4gawa).He is one of the best lawyer working with the united nations here in dakar senegal. I want you to contact him through his email telling him that you are my foreign partner that you need his services to prepare a power of attorney that will enable you transfer my 2.3 million dollars from RABO BANK OF LONDON to your account on my behalf due to my refugee status.,
i have meet with the lawyer in his office today and he told me that he will need some informations from you which will appear in the power of attorney .

so please try to contact this lawyer immediately.
His contact informations are as follows.

Dr, barrister st3ve mus4 4gawa
Email address
([email protected])

telephone number 00221-772716428

God bless you as you contact him immediately.
yours sincerely Bl3ssing.

and, fo course, forms!

That's it for now, ladies and gentlemen... stay tuned while the story unfolds![/i]

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:00 pm

Great first bait! clapping

And I know you have a wife. Razz

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:15 am

UPDATE!

As serviceable as ever, Ash fires off to the barrister:

Hello,
This is 4sh Williams on behalf of Miss bl3ssing K0neh.

She said she has contacted you about her late father and the subsequent inheritance, about a power of attorney document.

I'm helping her and was instructed to contact you.

What next?

And to Bl3ss1ng....

Dearie,

Contacted the barrister, waiting for a response.

Hope all is well at the camp.

Write me soon!

4sh.

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:38 pm

The barrister fires off this

HELLO CLIENT,

SEQUEL TO YOUR REQUEST TO MY CHAMBER ON HOW TO PREPARE A POWER OF ATTORNEY
FOR YOU AND YOUR PARTNER MISS BL3SSING KONEH.
YOUR PARTNER MISS BL3SSING KONEH WAS IN MY OFFICE REGARDING THE MATTER. Wasnt'she in a refugee camp?

MY NOBLE LAW FIRM WISH TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT BEFORE WE CAN PROCEED WITH
THIS SERVICES WE WILL LIKE YOU TO FORWARD TO THIS LAW FIRM IMMEDIATELY YOUR FULL
CONTACT DETAILS .

1 .YOUR NAME AS YOU WANT IT TO APPEAR IN THE POWER OF THE ATTORNEY.

2.YOUR RESIDENTIAL OR OFFICE ADDRESS AS YOU WANT IT TO APPEAR IN THE POWER
OF ATTORNEY).

3. OCCUPATION.

4. PERSONAL TELEPHONE NO..

SO THAT I WILL GO TO THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT TO
ASCERTAIN THE COST OF THE AUTHENTICATION OF THE POWER OF ATTORNEY
BEFORE IT BECOMES VALID.

AFTER WHICH MY LAW FIRM WILL CONTACT YOU BACK WITH
THE REQUIREMENTS BEFORE ACCEPTING TO RENDER THE REQUIRED LEGAL SERVICES.

YOUR'S IN SERVICE,
BARRISTER, ST3VE MUSA 4GAWA
ESQ

wow, a NOBLE law firm! Shall I call him Duke Agawa? Rolling Eyes

4sh is as serviceable as ever....

Dear Noble Barrister (Duke? Earl? King?)

Here's what you requested:

FULL NAME: 4sh Williams

ADDRESS: Deadite Ranch, Palo Alto, CA

PHONE NUMBER: Sorry, no landline here, just satellite DSL. I'm quite in the middle of nowhere.

OCCUPATION: Businessman, weapon-maker.

Get back in touch soon.

4sh W1lliams.

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:45 pm

Got your stuff together, 4sh! Wink

Can't wait! Very Happy

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:39 pm

Aaaaand... THE MONEY REQUEST!

Let's start stalling thing, shall we?

The lawyer fires off this:

ATTENTION MR, 4sh Williams

SEQUEL TO YOUR EMAIL ON HOW TO PREPARE A POWER OF ATTORNEY
FOR YOU AND YOUR PARTNER MISS BL3SSING KON3H.

TO ENABLE YOU STAND ON HER BEHALF TO TRANSFER HER MONEY FROM R4BO BANK OF LONDON TO YOUR ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY .

PRIOR TO MY ENQUIRIES FROM THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT HERE IN DAKAR SENEGAL TODAY. ,CONCERNING THE POWER OF ATTORNEY WHICH WILL ENABLE THE BANK TO DEAL WITH YOU ON BEHALF OF YOUR PARTNER.

FROM MY ENQUIRIES IT WILL COST THE SUM OF 1,100 EURO FOR
AUTHENTICATION OF THE POWER OF ATTORNEY AT THE HIGH COURT BEFORE.
IT BECOMES VALID AND 850 EURO FOR THE NOTARY STAMPING AT THE NOTARY REPUBLIC AND MY LEGAL PROCESSING FEE IS 300 EURO, TOTAL
TOTAL MONEY IS 2,250 EURO.

TO SPEEDY THE PROCESS YOU ARE TO SEND THESE MONEY TO ME THROUGH WESTERN UNION IMMEDIATELY WHICH IS THE FASTEST WAY OF SENDING MONEY TO ENABLE MY NOBLE OFFICE TO PREPARE AND VALIDATE THE POWER OF ATTORNEY HERE IN THE HIGH COURT AND NOTARY REPUBLIC RESPECTIVELY
YOU ARE TO SEND THE 2,250 EURO .

YOURS SINCERELY IN SERVICE.
DR BARRISTER.ST3VE MUS4 AG4WA(ESQ)

2250 Euros.... yeah, RIGHT Twisted Evil

I fire off the response... he won't be a happy camper Twisted Evil

Dear Barrister,

I'm afraid I can't comply as there's no WU near my ranch.
There is, however, a MoneyGram office right beside the train station, 40 miles or so from here. Or I could make a wire check, but it could take time. It all depends on your priorities.

Send me word, I await your response on how to proceed.

4sh Williams.

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:11 pm

My serviceable (and royal) barrister is more than happy to let me use MoneyGram.....

MR 4SH WILLIAMS,

I HAVE GONE THROUGH YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW AND IT IS WELL UNDERSTAND AS YOU SAID THAT THERE IS NOW WESTERN UNION NEAR YOUR RANCH, SO RIGHT NOW I DESIDED THAT YOU SHOULD GO AND SEND THE MONEY THROUGH THE MONEYGRAM OFFICE RIGHT AWAY, AND AFTER THAT TRY TO SEND THE INFORMATION THAT YOU USE FOR SENDING THE MONEY AND ALSO THE PAYMENT SLIP TO ME OK AM WAITING FOR YOU TO DO THAT,
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPARATION, I love misspelled Robocop quotes!

YOURS SINCERELY IN SERVICE
BARRISTER ST3VE MUS4 AGAW4
ESQ.[/i]

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:07 am

He has DESIDED! Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:19 pm

4sh, being the moron he is, complies and sends the check. Or so he thinks.....

Dear Barrister,

Attached is the moneygram slip scan that you requested, with all the information as prepared by my secretary.

Let me know when and how we can proceed.

4sh Williams.

Attached: standard time-wasting DLL file.

And now introducing 4sh's bumbling, inept secretary: N3vill3 P4tch0ck! Stay tuned!
Wink

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Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:12 pm

The good (and noble) barrister can't open the file. Guess why? Twisted Evil

Anyway, he informs 4sh....

MR 4SH WILLIAMS,

I GOT YOUR MAIL RIGHT NOW BUT THE PAYMENT SLIP THAT YOU SEND TO ME DID NOT SHOW ANY SIGNAL (WTF?) SO TRY TO RESEND ME THE INFORMATION THAT YOU USE FOR SENDING THE MONEY AGAIN AND ALSO THE PAYMENT SLIP TO ME SEPERATELY RIGHT NOW OK, SO AM WAITING FOR YOU TO DO THAT IMMEDIATELY,
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPARATION,

YOURS SINCERELY IN SERVICE
BAR, ST3VE MUS4 4GAWA.

Bl3ssing fires off a subtle warning.... Wink

Hello my dearest,
how are you doing over there in your country? i hope that you are doing fine and in good health of life, as for me i am fine but only that things are very hard with me over this place as you know that staying here is like some one staying in the prison but i believe that i will come out soonest, my dear it is up to two days now i did not hear any thing from you, so i am writing this mail for now to know how every thing goes since then concerning the preparation of the power of the attorney, so have you hear from the lawyer?please try to write me an email and tell me how every thing goes, and again please my dear i will like you to keep contact and cooperate with the lawyer until he finish with the preparation of the power of the attorney, as you know that is only the power of the attorney is the only thing that delaying the transfer of my money into your account for my earliest arrive to meet you over there in your country for a better life together with you, so please try to write me an email i will been waiting to hear from you and again try to been in touch with the lawyer until he finish with process ok thanks and God Bless you.
yours sincerely Bl3ssing.

It's WIFE TIME, folks! Twisted Evil

First, 4sh responds to the barrister....

Dear Barrister,

Are you sure you're using the right software? It runs OK on my PC, and it's a quite old machine.

Check your operating system and get back to me. I'll resend all if need be.

4sh Williams.

...and to Bl3ssing herself.....

Dearest,

4sh on the line for ya.

Looks like your barrister has PC problems, he can't open my payment slip.
Currently we're trying to work out a solution. Other than this, all's well.

Gotta go now, I'll keep you informed.

4sh.[/i]

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:25 pm

UPDATE!!!!!

AFTER TWO DAYS OF SILENCE (I was out of town for a couple days) AND THREE CONCERNED EMAILS FROM BLESSING & BARRISTER.... GOOGLE CHAT WITH THE LAD! TA-DAAA!

***
st3vemusa: HI MR 4SH
DR BAR STEVE ONLINE
me: hello!
st3vemusa: I DID NOT HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN
Inviato alle 13.54 di sabato
me: i've been out of the state for important business dealings, I just returned.
sometimes I can't help but settle things personally.
Inviato alle 13.57 di sabato
st3vemusa: BUT DID YOU SEND THE MONEY AS YOU SAID
Inviato alle 13.58 di sabato
st3vemusa: i just want to know exactly what you meean
me: yes, I did. My secretary was sent to the MG office with the money and returned with the slip, so, yes.
Inviato alle 14.01 di sabato
st3vemusa: but the slip that you send to me did not show any thing
Inviato alle 14.03 di sabato
st3vemusa: so i told you in my last mail that you should resend me all the information that you use to send the money so that i will cinfirm it,
Inviato alle 14.07 di sabato
me: It was read, though I don't know how you can't open it.
On my system it shows perfectly, as I told you.
Inviato alle 14.08 di sabato
st3vemusa: try to understand me very clearok
Inviato alle 14.11 di sabato
st3vemusa: i told you to send me the senders name and the receiver name and also with the control number so that i will been going to the MG of office to confirm it
so you should do that immediatly
am waiting to see the information right now
Inviato alle 14.14 di sabato
he pushes ME around? Slappity slappity slap!
me: "immediately" is definitely NOT in my vocabulary. Second: YOU work for ME, not the other way around. Third, I deal personally ONLY with transactions of the highest level. For things such as MG and recepit, my secretary does it, so he'll resent the slip and then page me when it's done.
and I repeat: WHEN IT'S DAMN DONE. I sell weapons in 40 states and I have better things to do then listening some cheapass lawyer ordering ME around.
me: So, I'll contact you when it's done - probably around today or tomorrow.
st3vemusa: ok i will wait to see that ok thank you,
me: gotta go now, meeting. Later!
***

Twisted Evil

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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:20 pm

To make things more interesting, 4sh's wife, sus4n, joins the fray to earn a slice of the pie! YEEHAW!

Me to Bl3ssing:
Whoever slut you are,
This is Ash's wife, Susan Williams.
I read your mails on my "beloved" husband's computer, and by the looks of it, you plan to sink your paws on him, don't you?
Well, let me break it straight for you: you ain't the first. I have a string of African, Esatern Bloc and Thai tramps which sucked off the massive bank account of my "significant" other through the years. Some succeeded, most don't. There's a limit on gullibility, you know, and you must be quick on the take to avoid competition. I did, and I ended up marrying him.
Well, want to know a thing or two? I'm tired of him. I milked him for all he was worth, but now I want to be free again, not to mention rich.
Let's strike a deal, you and me: you seduce him and produce proof, and I file for divorce on grounds of attempted infidelity. We grab as much as we can from the rich bastard and then we're off and both rich: 70% for me, 30% for you for your time and cooperation.

Oh, and you should think twice before saying no: my husband still listens to my advice, poor naive bastard. I might make things difficult for you. VERY difficult.
The choice is yours.

Susan.

Will the mugu bite? LLLLLET'S FIND OUT IN OUR NEXT INSTALLMENT! Stay tuned! Wink

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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:52 pm

This should get very interesting.

clapping

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:24 am

The barrister does not reply, bl3ssing instead does. She "ticks" about me however. How sweet Rolling Eyes

Hi dear dearest,
i am very happy to hear from you today,because since all this days am here crying and also ticking about you, so now i am happy that you back, and also that you are in touch with the lawyer so please my dear tell me how every thing goes since then, concerning the money which you send to the lawyer so i want to know how every goes,
so i will been waiting to here from you again, and again please also stay in touch with the lawyer until he finish with the preparation of the power of the attorney as you know that is only the power of the attorney is some thing that is delaying the transfer of my money into your account for my earliest arrive to meet you for a better life,
so i will been waiting to hear some good news from you again.
thank you very much for your caring towards me,
yours sincerely Bl3ssing.

4sh confuses the barrister even more with a fake MTCN, in hope to buy more time....

Dear Barrister, my secretary has collected the info so I can slip them to you.
Here:

1, YOUR SENDERS NAME......4sh Williams

2, MY RECIEVRECEIVER....Barrister St3ve Mus4 Agaw4

3, THE DIGITAL CONTROL NUMBER....376975379

4, QUESTION AND ANSWER..........Q: Pac? A:Man

Hope this gets things through.

4sh

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:50 pm

BINGO! Bl3ssing, always faithful, CCs the letter 4sh's wife sent...

so pleas my dear
fee free and read it ok,
but non matter what ever please i only need a help from you, because i have the believe that God just send stand for my help,
and again please try to write me an email and tell me how every thing goes between you and the lawyer, and please als try to stay in touch with him ok
thank you very much and also take good care of your self and also your family for me ok.
i will been waiting to hear from you,
yours sincerely Bl3ssing.

(attached letter follows)

The lawyer makes himself heard, and he's not pleased...

MR 4sh W1lliams
I CAN SEE THAT YOU JUST WANT TO STRAIGHTS ME, LAST TIME YOU SEND TO ME AN EMPTY SLIP AND TODAY YOU STILL SEND WRONG INFORMATION TO ME AGAIN AND WHY IT I PAINING IS BECAUSE THAT I WAS REALLY EMBRACE WHEN I WENT TO THE MONEY GRAM OFFICE TODAY,
SO RIGHT NOW I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU JUST WANT TO FULL ME AND THAT IS THE REASON THAT IS MAKES YOU PARFORM SUCH EMBRACE AND IT WILL BETTER YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY OR YOU DONT WANT 'TO HELP YOUR PARTNER MISS KON3H FOR HER MONEY TO BE TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT,I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM NOT HAPPY FOR THE INSUIT THAT YOU GIVE ME TODAY.
SO THANK YOU VERY MUCH AND AGAIN I WIILL LIKWILL TO GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER OR CAN CALL ME ON MY NO....+221 772 716 428

YOURS SINCERELY IN SERVICE
BARRISTER ST3VE MUS4 AG4WA
ESQ.

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:24 am

Sue's letter to the Ladette brings back memories of one I sent a couple of years ago as Inara to a Ladette hassling Captain Mal for fifty bucks after six months of futility:

Quote:

I will be blunt with you; I do not want you here.
You may call him your uncle, but I know the score, as they say. The moment you arrive here you will be moving in on his life – and I do not want some slut from the Third World destroying our future together.
If you want to eat, go out on the streets and sell yourself like the puta that you are.
If you do well, who knows? You might make fifty dollars.

And yes, this was a Firefly-themed bait - Kaylee was there too!

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:53 pm

sus4n is royally PISSED Twisted Evil

Dear slut,

Bad, BAD move. You shouldn't have done that. You *did* know I read my husband's mail, did you?
I told you to think this through.
Say bye bye to your money.

Sus4n.

4sh gives Bl3ssing the benefits of doubt, and replies to the good barrister...

Bl3ss,

my wife says that she never sent this Email and that you're trying to con me.

It is true? Pray tell me.

4sh.

Dear Barrister,

Sorry, my secretary forgot to slip the last digit. It's a 9, add it to the MTCN and it will work.

Again, sorry for the inconvenience.

4sh Williams.

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 1:42 am

The barrister replies, practically in hysterics... there's so much siggy material here.... Twisted Evil

FOR YOU KIND ATTENTION MR 4SH WILLIAMS

I REREALIZEHAT YOU JUST WANT TO FULL ME BECAUSE MONEY GRAM ONLY USE 8 DIGIT NUMBER BUT YOU GAVE ME 9 AND THE SAID THAT YOU DID NOT SEND ANY MONEY? AND TODAY AGAIN I COMPLETED THE NUMBER THAT YOU GAVE ME 10 AND USE IT I WENT TO THE WESTERN UNION AND THEN TOLD ME THAT YOU DID NOT SEND MONEY? SO YOU CAN GO AND TAKE THE MOMEY MONEY FROM THE OFFICE THAT YOU SAID THAT YOUR SECRETARY SEND IT,

NOT,
IF YOU ARE READY FOR THAT,CONTACT ME WITH MY PHONE NUMBER OR YOU CAN SEND ME YOUR ONW PERSONOWNNUMBER SO THANK CARE,

YOURS SINCERELY IN SERVICE
DR, STEVE MUS4 AG4WA.

4sh's kind reply:

Dear Barrister:
first, stop typing in all caps. It's rude, you know?
second: I reckon my secretary has messed things up. I'll go myself as soon as I sort things out with miss Bl3ssing herself - we have some personal matters at hand.

I'll have you know when things move on again.

4sh Williams.

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:24 am

I believe he's pissed.

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:24 am

Finally! Sus4n gets an answer!

Dear sus4n williams,
please my dear forgive me if that i wrong on your side, i really understand how you will been filling it now but please just take it easy and also pray that every thing will be ok, secondly please i will want you to stay in good time with your husband non matter how the condition came between you and him so please bear every thing ok i will been praying for you and your husband every blessed of the day so that God will grant and lift both of you in a good time ,
so i hope that you know about my condition over this place, so i apologies if i done any thing wrong with you please forgive ok and remember that God loves every body and he want us to stay together with peace, and in good health of life which i am praying for so thank you very much i will tell you more in my next mail ok,
please remember to take a very good care of your husband ok,
yours sincerely Bl3ssing.

And she writes to 4sh, too....

Hi my dear

i have hard all that you have said,but i want you know that i just got the mail on my box so that is the reason why i send it to you, so i hope that will not course a problem between you and your wife so please my dear lets forget about that issue ok, and please try to stay in good time with your wife and also tell her to forget every thing about that, but am suggest that it may be some one else that send it to me from your wife mail box to mine,

so how is every thing over there in your country i hope that all is well fine and in good health, as for me i am fine but only that things are very hard with me as you know that i am suffering too much over this place but i believe that things will been fine soonest, my dear ever since yesterday am just praying so that every thing will goes successfully just as you promise me, and it pains me yesterday when i went to the lawyer office again with our revered pastor here to know whether he have through with the preparation of the power of the attorney,

and the lawyer tell us that you did not send him any money and after that he send us out of his office, so i am hear ticking and with all hope that you will give me a good news , so my dear i want you to try and understand my condition over this place, and also try to fulfill your promise as you said that you and the lawyer are suiting things out,
i will been waiting to hear some good news from you ok and again please great your wife for me ok and also take good care of her ,thanks for your understanding,
yours sincerely

While 4sh is busy stalling things with the barrister, sus4n fires off an ultimatum:

*NSFWish - bad language*
Dear dumb ho,
I'm starting to wonder if you can understand simple English or you're taking me for a lobotomized bitch like you.

I will repeat that without any big words, then.

YOU WORK WITH ME OR YOU FORGET *ANY FUCKING MONEY* from my husband.

Understand? Last chance.
If I don't get a "yes ma'am" for an answer I assure you that you won't see a fuckin' dime.
You may strike the chords of his soft heart, but *I* am still the one who greets him in bed. Guess who has more weight?
Think about it.

Sus4n.

4sh fires off this to keep him hooked...

Dear Barrister,

Sorry for the delays. I'm still sorting things out here, but I'm dropping a quick line to say I'm still interested in this operation.

Please bear with me, the matters I'm in are very serious.

As soon as things settle, I'll make myself heard.

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:50 am

Put some money on her box so it will not course a problem. Razz

What a dingbat! Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:00 am

Corona wrote:

Put some money on her box so it will not course a problem. Razz

What a dingbat! Laughing

I hope the dolla chopping threat has its effect Razz

Masky wants trophies Twisted Evil

It wants them Twisted Evil

Our precious... Twisted Evil

*erm* ok, I think I'll stop now Embarassed

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 2:05 am

Haste makes waste, my friend!

Your day will come! Wink

Edit: But please, by all means, WASTE his time! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2009 11:48 am

Bl3ssing is stubborn to the end... GRRRRR!

ok i have hared you,
the answer is no..thank you ma;
yours sincerely bl3ssing.

Either he has a box full of maga or he's desperately sticking to his script...time for a change of pace!

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