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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 13 Mar 2009 Posts: 4

Hey guys, yup, I'm a n00b. I started baiting the other day after my girlfriend bought me shiver metimbers book. I've started a few baits but this is my favorite so far i think. I am posing as Reverend Horton Heat and I insist on calling him Paula..

Anyway here's the dialogue.. I'm thinking about getting him to set up a charity in my name, do you think that would work? Even if he doesn't actually set up a charity hopefully him making documents to say he has will waste some of his time, anyway..

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Hello,

I am Paul Shilowa, residing in Johannesburg, South Africa and I have a very good transaction of some millions of dollars to carry out that will benefit us both. But before I can proceed on this transaction with you, I need to know if I can trust you as a foreign partner in this business.

Kindly provide me with your contact phone number to reach you and for us to discuss on this transaction properly as this transaction is 100% risk free.

I will await your response for further correspondence.

Regards,
Paul Shilowa

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Good Evening Paula

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Regards

Reverend Horton Heat

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Hello Reverend Horton Heat,

I received your email, I want you to know that this is a very serious transaction and it is an opportunity for us to benefit from it. Here are the details of the transaction so that you will know all about it.

A deceased client of mine, who hereinafter shall be referred to as my client who died as the result of a heart-related condition on the 11 November 2001.His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the Gulf Air Flight Crashes in Persian Gulf near Bahrain Aired August 23, 2000 - 2:50 p.m. ET as reported on http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0008/23/bn.08.html

I have contacted you to assist in the transfer of the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at TEN MILLION SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS.($10,600.000.00 USD) is lodged. This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated.

My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage and I willing to offer you 40% of the total funds.

All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be provided and all I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from many breach of the law.

Kindly get back to me as soon as you received this email, so that I can send you the bank form which you are to complete as the beneficiary next of kin to inherit the total funds and return the completed form back to me. I will process some legal documents along with the completed from and pursuit the release of the funds with the bank.

Do as well provide me with your telephone and fax numbers.

Best regards,
Barrister Paul Shilowa.
(Attorney at Law).

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Dear Paula

I don't think it would be right of me to accept such a vast amount of money as I do not believe I am actually the next of kin. Is there any way the monies could be donated to charity or distributed amongst your local community to enrich and improve peoples lives in some way?

Let me know what you think of my proposal
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Regards
Reverend Horton Heat

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Hello Reverend Horton Heat,

I received your email, I like your proposal and I already plan to donate part of my share to charity.

I have the trust in you as a reverend, there is no risk involved in this transaction and all that it required is to present someone details as the next of kin before the funds can be release and I have all the documents to back up the transaction.

Best regards,

Barrister Paul Shilowa.

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Paula

Please could you give me details on some of the charities you will be donating to. I will only agree to helping you if I have detailed information on which charities will be benefiting from this most generous of donations
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Regards
Reverend Horton Heat

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Hello Reverend Horton Heat,

I received your email and already have details of some charity organization here in South Africa that i will benefit from my share but I don not know of your choice of charity organization you wish to donates funds to.

Find below the details of the some of the charity organization here in South Africa that I like to make donations to.

1. VERITAS CHARITY

Address:
103 Management House
38 Melle Street
Braanffontein

Postal Address:
P.O.Box 18734
Hillbrow 2038
Phone: 011 403 2146
Fax: 086 655 8162
Email: [email protected]
[email protected]

FOCUS AREA:

AIMS AND OBJECTIVES:

1. To provide orphan care support and assist the aged.
2. To assist in community services to the regional areas, inner city of Johannesburg and its environs with regards to HIV/AIDS and other related diseases.
3. To assist commercial sex exploited children by rehabilitating and accommodating them and to empower them with basis life skills for their future sustainability.
4. To assist under aged sexual workers with basic education and permanent rehabilitation.
5. To assist in accomplishing the PWA and DOTS support program activities.
6. To embark on career development of the disadvantaged children, to empower them with different skills (such as mechanics and electrical works, sewing and knitting designing) so that, they can start their own small workshop.

MISSION:

To empower the orphaned children, sex workers (children), abused and abandoned children and HIV/AIDS infected and affected children to be self-sufficient and be integrated into the wider society by providing counselling, rehabilitation and skills acquisition programs.

VISION:

To restore the normal life of street children and homeless.

2. Tsogang Sechaba Community Project
Gauteng, Johannesburg

Address:
254 Mookana Street, Chiawelo Ext 3
254 Mookana Street,
Chiawelo Ext 3, 1818

Contact Person: Tony Gloria
Mobile: 0837120493
Phone: 0119803831
Phone: 0119801722

FOCUS AREA:

Mission:

Tsogang Sechaba Community Project will at all times try to provide a sustainable health care structure/system in assisting ordinary children/people to realise the whole economic growth potential from limited funds within a supportive, stimulating life conditions.

Aims and Goals:

Provide HIV/AIDS education and basic care, caring for OVC's, building counselling capacity within the community by providing to lay counsellors, providing in counselling of infected and affected one-to-one or small group.

To promote child and women abuse awareness campaign.

To establish an early childhood development centre.

To encourage and provide job creation skill such as baking, catering and basic sewing skills,.

To empower disadvantage women to be self supporting.

Computer literacy project:

A project aimed at training of the orphans, child headed household and vulnerable children on the basics, they share their time and talents through face-to-face video conversations and email, helping orphans and vulnerable children do better in school learn life skills, the children develop individual relationships with caring adults who help them prepare for the future and reach for their dreams.

Goals:

To care for the abandoned and HIV babies/children.

To up lift the socially disadvantaged.

To help eradicate poverty.

To be available in times of disaster and

To bring about reconciliation.

3. Sparrow Ministries

Gauteng, Johannesburg

Address:

Cnr Nadine and Lola Streets, Maraisburg, Johannesburg

Postal Address:
P O Box 1570, Florida, 1710

Contact Person: Rev Corine McClintock
Mobile: 0822004193
Phone: 0114726628
Fax: 0116729852

FOCUS AREA:

All children and adults affected and infected by HIV/AIDS.

4. Persevere Until Something Happens (PUSH) - Gauteng, Johannesburg

Address:
1 Boundary Road,
Kliptown Post Office Complex,
Extension 7, Eldorado Park

Contact Person: Gladys Lorna Fisher
Mobile: 0825029844
Phone: 0119452050
Fax: 0113421229

FOCUS AREA:

PUSH is a Non Profitable Organization registered with the Department of Social Development under the laws of the South African Government. The core of PUSH's activities are focused on behaviour change, care and support in the general public through community based HIV/AIDS programs in Eldorado Park and surrounding informal settlers in Johannesburg.

Vision:

The goal of PUSH is to reduce the incidence of HIV/AIDS/STI in the target population. To become a sustainable AIDS Service Organization implementing HIV/AIDS prevention intervention, which are responsive to community needs, of which communities are responsible for their actions and efforts to minimize the impact of HIV/AIDS.

Mission:

To reduce high-risk sexual behaviour in the general population and the work place. People uniting to save Humanity.

Objectives:

To strengthen HIV/AIDS information strategies that promote sustainable behaviour change among the general public.

Provide Voluntary HIV Counselling and Testing Services as a prevention strategy.

Provide Home Based Care Services to bedridden & terminally ill individuals and families.

Assist individuals and their families to develop coping mechanisms to mitigate the impact of HIV/AIDS.

Assist the private sector with developing HIV/AIDS prevention programs for the work place.

5. Nazareth House - Gauteng, Johannesburg, Yeoville

Address:
1 Webb Street, Yeoville
Postal Address: 1 Webb Street, Yeoville, 2198

Contact Person: Sister Lorraine Akal, Superior
Phone: 0116481002
Fax: 0116489789

FOCUS AREA:

35 abandoned / orphaned babies and children, 22 destitute terminally ill AIDS adults, 20 mentally challenged frail aged women and 135 elderly people
6. Missionaries of the Sacred Heart (MSC) - Gauteng, Midrand

Address:
15 Van Riebeeck Road, Glen Austin
Postal Address:
P O Box 8042, Halfway House, 1686

Contact Person: Fr. Frank Bray / Carine van Riet
Mobile: 0761657124
Phone: 0113147341

FOCUS AREA:

1. Our projects:

Children and OVCc

Assisting needy children at Bakhita Village - Dwars River - Limpopo

Schools for Mentally Challenged children - Makhado

Holy Family Care Centre - Ofcolaco - Limpopo

Bathabeleng Child Care Centre for orphaned and abused children - Ivory Park, Midrand, Gauteng

Sithand'izingane Care Group, Brakpan, Ekurhuleni - Child abuse training programme

Other Projects

MSC HIV/Aids Response

MSC Drop-In Centre/Night Shelter - Makhado - Limpopo

Philani Support Group

Behaviour Change Educational Workshops: Education for Life; Sexual Education Programmes; Love Matters etc.

Home Based Care & Family Counselling in the Home

7. Christian Clinic t/a Refilwe Community Project - Gauteng, Johannesburg

Address:
Pelindaba Road, Lanseria, Johannesburg
Postal Address: P O Box 1020, Lanseria, 1748

Contact Person: Jaco van Schalkwyk

Mobile: 0824656972
Phone: 0116592375
Fax: 0866331622

FOCUS AREA:

Refilwe means "gift" or "to give" in Tswana and has its origins in a vision given by God to Jean Stewart and Yvonne Jaques. In April 1991 they started a clinic on a small site next to the Lanseria Airport, North of Johannesburg. From this grew a wider ministry to the needy people of the area that today focuses on spreading the Gospel of Jesus Christ, by addressing critical needs in the following areas:

Medical;
Child Care / Education;
Life and specific skills training;
Income generating activities;

Refilwe serves a severely disadvantaged community and HIV & Aids, limited education, unemployment, lack of skills & poor housing are just some of the challenges that these individuals have to deal with.

Much emphasis is placed on ensuring that the affairs of Refilwe are managed according to the best principles of sound and good governance. Its statutory position is that of a Non-Profit and Public Benefit Organisation status in terms of current legislation. A Board of Directors and an Executive Committee govern the affairs of the organization. The Executive Director (Jaco van Schalkwyk) is responsible for the day to day management and implementation of policies.

8. Christian AIDS Bureau of South Africa (CABSA) - Nationwide
Address: Cr Rabie and Fourth Avenue, Fontainebleau, Randburg
Postal Address: P O Box 771417, Fontainebleau, 2032
Phone: 0117966830
Fax: 0117966810
FOCUS AREA:
CABSA is a project of Huguenot College. We presently have three full-time and one part-time staff members. CABSA has various co-workers including volunteers, and uses contract staff for specific tasks.

Head office is in Wellington in the Western Cape and our information service (CARIS) is based in Johannesburg. CABSA works nationally and in Southern Africa, while CARIS is accessible internationally.

“Guide and support Christian initiatives on the AIDS terrain.” CABSA wants to sensitise churches, congregations and Christians about the AIDS pandemic and mobilise them to become involved and make a positive difference. (Churches include URCSA, Calvin Church, Anglican Church, Moravian Church, Dutch Reformed Church and others).

The AIDS pandemic in Africa is characterised by stigma (judgement, fear, isolation), lack of knowledge and indifference (apathy and irresponsibility). The infection rate is still increasing and one in nine South Africans presently live with HIV. There are, however, churches with structures in every outpost of the continent. This means that a wonderful potential exists for churches and Christians to be part of the solution to this crisis. CABSA can help unlock this potential.

CABSA makes information available, creates understanding, helps congregations become involved, trains leaders, is involved in initiatives and supports processes -in order that the love of God, the hope of Christ and the support of the Holy Spirit can be experienced in word and action in the midst of the AIDS pandemic.

Various continuous services are offered: e.g. the webpage www.cabsa.co.za is available 24/7; a “Tip for Sunday” is sent out on request; enquiries are responded to during office hours; information is sent out for special occasions such as World AIDS Day and AIDS Candlelight Memorial Sunday; a DVD has been developed: “Mense wat leef met MIV”.

CABSA creates opportunities: e.g. Facilitates workshops; 5-day facilitators’ training; 3-day HIV training.

The staff and co-workers serve churches and communities to the extent to which funds are available. CABSA is, however, responsible for its own funding. Sources of funding include: donations from individuals; financial support from church organisations and congregations; funding through trusts; project funding and provision of services on contract.

Regards,

Paul Shilowa

So there we go, obviously I don't e-mail on the sabbath so it gives me time to plot a few steps ahead. Any ideas?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 10 Mar 2009 Posts: 6

Ask him questions, like "Which one do you prefer and for what reasons? I don't know much about your area, so your opinion is important."

Should he tel you, try to start a discussion. I don't know if that might scare him off as I'm a n00b myself... Confused

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:04 pm

^ Sound advice. Get him yapping and keep him yapping. Your lad will try and keep you on track with the payment. That of course can wait until you're sure he's dedicated to helping the less fortunate.

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 1:04 pm

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=159569
I might use the charity-idea on this guy... This is a dying lad asking me to do charity in his name... Maybe I get him into allowing me to set up a charity in my name... Twisted Evil

Anyhow, try asking for a higher percentage Wink

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 13 Mar 2009 Posts: 4

***UPDATE***

After a bit of time i dropped this bomb on him: I am so excited

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I do want to do business, but I'm afraid my very close friend Jeffrey Lebowski passed away yesterday. It was very sudden and has come as quite a shock as I'm sure you will appreciate.

I have now had the idea to set up a charity in his name. Would it be possible for you to assist me in this? I am very keen on calling it "Little Lebowski Urban Achievers". The charity as my vision, will nurture and enable children living in deprived urban areas to succeed and live enriched and whole lives.

Please let me know what you think of this?

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Hello Reverend Horton Heat,

I received your email, I am very sorry to hear that your friend just passed away yesterday and your idea to set up a charity in the name of your deceased friend is a very nice idea and I will be very happy to assist you with the setting up of the charity.

I need more information on the charity and I like to know where you like to set up the charity or will you set up the charity in Johannesburg, South Africa, so that I can help you better?

Kindly get back to me as you received this email.

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I think I would like to set up the charity in both my country and yours. Mr. Lebowski was a very kind and generous man, who actually spent some time in South Africa so I think doing this would be a fitting tribute.

I thank you eternally for your willingness to help. You have a kind heart just like Jeffrey did.

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:14 pm

T.W.A.T him!! Very Happy

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 13 Mar 2009 Posts: 4

I'm not entirely sure what that is, sorry if this displays my utter newbishness..

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:48 pm

We at eater have our own church Wink

Church of TWAT or something... Use the forum search or check the eater univerity to read more about it.

Making him a member of this church requires initation and building some sort of pyramid i believe. They've also got their own website (for credibility) and their own phonenumber with a 15 minute answering tape (and probably lots more..)

EDIT: Noobishness is nothing to be ashamed of, we were all noobs once (look at my registration date, I'd probably still qualify as a noob too... But taking the general dumbness of lads into account, you're are at enough of a head start by just knowing they're scammers Wink

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Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:11 pm

Yeah, you can see all about the church in the Eater Uni forum. I had a good laugh reading it myself the other day. Oh and don't worry, i'm a noob too Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jul 2008 Posts: 64

For the classic TW4T bait, take a look at this ...

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=133890