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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:38 pm |
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You have been planning this a long time. Very involved bait I must say, however I'm not too sure if should mention the ITP rule here or not...
http://www.gina.gov.gy/archive/daily/b080919.html |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:51 am |
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Naija's first microlight? Or an attempt on the World Land Speed Record? Gee, I sure hope they don't have an accident... |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:12 am |
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This is so incredibly bad it's hilarious. If you've followed this bait you'll understand the previous efforts and frustration I've made this prick suffer.
I sent this charity scammer many samples of what his cart should look like and what exactly was required of him to collect his final payment. Prepare yourself for the worse effort ever in the history of poor efforts...
WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS!!!??? HAHAHA!
CLICK THE IMAGE FOR EXPLOSION
I said, "Send me a update of this amazing cart you will be building."
I said, "Now you have to have this cart towed by a car to get some real speed."
Then I said, "I would also like you to thank me for all my efforts."
I thought I'd better write back.
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That cart looks very strange. How will you tow it behind a car on the day of your event? It doesn't look sturdy enough for something that will be traveling at speed.
I suppose you know what you're doing though. I don't find that particularly safe. So when are you doing the event with all the children and the flour, water and paint? When will you be decorating the cart and what does your costume look like?
We can't wait to see those pictures. Send them through as soon as you can. I would seriously reconsider using that very dangerous cart, unless of course this is the model for the bigger version you are making?
When can we expect all the pictures. The deadline is the 20th.
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:14 am |
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I really, really would love to see that thing towed at 40 miles an hour behind a car. Bonus money for him if he makes it to 80 and survives. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:15 am |
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What a pathetic little cart. I'm glad you're worried about his safety, NN.
He could have made a much better cart. There's a whole stack of lumber just sitting right there, you can see it in the background of the pictures. |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:24 am |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:26 am |
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NN, you're doing some really nice work here! |
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infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:26 am |
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I'm still laughing about it too. At least he built himself a real comfy seat for riding.
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 12:43 am |
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Oil filter wheels, no means of steering, and he couldn't even find a long enough piece of string and had to make do with two scrawny offcuts. And the shoes, those feckin' shoes!
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:09 am |
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Great work!
Makes me remember of that good bait from distant 2006, one baiter made his lad build an armchair soapbox car. Lads and vehicles...
It was Derrick : http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=90993&highlight=sophisticated+vehicle
(Took me less than 40 minutes of a quick forum search, having been stalled by other interesting "museum" posts while doing the searches...) |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:32 am |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:01 am |
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Thank you for the pics NN. They had me laughing hard.
I love to see lad efforts. Although I agree he was a bit skimpy with the materials.
I think that is a skateboard not a cart. He must be confused.
I don't understand why it didn't collapse under his weight and give him huge a$$ splinters.
I would LOVE to see that thing pulled behind a car really fast though.
Nice sign too! |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:08 am |
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Where's the toilet paper holder? It looks like he's sitting on a crapper. |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:09 am |
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That seat looks dangerously unstable. |
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Ophelia Dikki
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
Posts: 740
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:23 am |
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wrong, wrong wrong.................. he'll have to do it again.
It was done on a macadamized road. It should have been done on an unsealed road (the more ruts the better). The way he's sitting on the cart, a bumpy road would make a testing time for his testes!! |
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Stargate
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Feb 2005
Posts: 2301
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:34 am |
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You are my hero, Dundee! |
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JumpinJayJay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 1762
Location: 'Straya
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:57 am |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:11 am |
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Jen Derbender
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Joined: 16 Mar 2004
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Location: Running left!
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:53 am |
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NN: Pure comic gold. How do you find these amazing lads? |
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Albator
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2008
Posts: 1036
Location: Belgium
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:04 am |
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Oh my God
Now I have to get back another coffee, mine is spread over my keyboard and desk...
Amazing work!
Congrats! |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 10:36 am |
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@NN: you are amazing!
@Lad: I could go faster than that just sitting on the crapper. |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:58 pm |
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Oh dear... Looks like my lad didn't find the humour in my query about his efforts... that, well, sucked. When I queried him if the event was done and this was his final submission, I get this. Look at this rubbish!!!
King Dopey the charity scammer wrote: |
SIR
THE EVENT HAS BEEN DONE
THAT IS THE KART
I USED MY FEET AS BREAK
THOSE ARE THE PICTURES OF THE EVENT
PLEASE SIR WE WENT THROUGH ALOT TO GET THAT DONE
SO PLEASE RECONSIDER AND MANAGE THE CART
GOD BLESS YOU AS YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT IS MY COSTUME I HAVE NEVER BEEN DRESSES LIKE THAT BEFORE |
What a bloody joke. I gave the idiot 3 weeks to prepare and this is what he tells me?? WRONG!
The totally wonderful and generous NN wrote: |
I do not understand. That cart wouldn't move. The wheels were made from oil filters from a car. I am not sure if you understood or even tried. We gave you more than enough time to construct and participate in our charity event, considering we've already given you $70,000.
To be honest, what you have given us is nothing that we requested, and for you to tell me that your cart is your effort is the worse thing I have ever seen. That would have taken you 15 minutes to nail 4 pieces of wood and some oil filters together.
Maybe you think you are playing some sort of joke with me that I do not understand? This is suppose to be a fun event and you haven't even tried. For you to tell me you have is an insult to my intelligence and our generosity. I am not an idiot. Please do not try and tell me you even tried when you had three weeks notice. Oil filters as wheels? This was a poor effort.
I will have to take this to my boss in the morning and tell him this is your efforts after all this time. He will tell me that you didn't even try, nor did you even bother holding your own event and decide to have fun in the spirit of our charity work.
Unless you do this as agreed, I will request your final donation be canceled from your account and the remaining $67,500 be given to one of our other charities. You will have to be satisfied with the money we have already given you. |
Not that I sent him any money any time, but rather I told him I sent it to the real charity he is using to scam. He can't admit that of course, so he's between a rock and a hard head. 3:1 odds he throws in the towel. |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:49 pm |
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I'm laughing so hard I'm crying at the pic with the watermelon helmet and the fire booster in the a$$.
Ohhh my sides hurt. |
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Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
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hunterkiller
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Mar 2009
Posts: 107
Location: London, Paris, New York, Rome
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:26 pm |
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HA HA HA That is a work of pure evil genius!!! |
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bobdemol
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Dec 2008
Posts: 2212
Location: Belgium
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Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:40 pm |
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NN: Pure comic gold. How do you find these amazing lads? |
I'm interested in having this question answered by NN |
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