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HarvestMoon
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
Location: a sorta fairy tale
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Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:10 pm |
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Hi bruckner, Welcome! You can make something up completely. Just use google to make sure it is not a real address. We do not want to involve ITP (innocent third parties) in any way. You can get a free K7 telephone number.
The alternative is that you could sign up for premium membership and get access to the Eater drop boxes. I am using the eater drop box in OK. |
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bruckner
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: Okobia Gold Mini Site
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Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:15 pm |
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Thanks HM. I already got the K7 number, I'll come up with something creative for the address. |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:22 pm |
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The more realistic you can make your address (eg #65 on a street where the houses go upto #61) the harder to verify (and he/they seem pretty switched on). Any UPS bounces go to our identity-stolen friend in CA, so nothing to worry about there.
Just make sure you ask him for the cheque value that he's sent (as you'll never see the cheque), and badger him for the tracking number (send it to a mod immediately it may help UPS chop the account) as soon as it's sent. |
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bruckner
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2008
Posts: 214
Location: Okobia Gold Mini Site
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Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:29 pm |
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ok, one small question. Do they ever think about checking out the addresses they receive? If so, would it be better to come up with the name of a town that's close enough to a real town for them to assume a typo, but choose a completely nonexistent street so as to make sure that ITPs aren't affected? I'd have thought with google maps they'd at least be checking town names, but perhaps I'm giving them more credit than they deserve |
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HarvestMoon
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
Location: a sorta fairy tale
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Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:33 pm |
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^^ I didn't think about the bounced back deliveries going to our friend in California. Maybe PM me with your character names, so she can let me know when/if the checks arrive. Has anybody else received a check from this guy yet? Did they use the same return address? |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:44 pm |
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Hi bruckner and welcome to the fun!
I wouldn't worry too much about the lad checking the addresses. If for some strange reason he did, you just lie and say it was a mistake/typo. Remember, you are a baiter; you can tell him anything.
Good idea, HM about the bounce-backs. Normally, I don't think it is an issue, but since we have a RL victim having to deal with the mess of this, we should keep track of potential checks that we know might go back to her.
Sorry mom that Janey is such a idiot. I am sure she doesn't take after you! |
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HarvestMoon
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
Location: a sorta fairy tale
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Sat Mar 14, 2009 5:55 pm |
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Yes Janey is a just bit exasperating! But I think he might be warming up to her.
Now he wants me to send $1300, but of course I don't have that much to send.
Yes, I do want to keep track of the checks that might go to her. So if anybody already sent a fake address, please let me know in PM. |
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HarvestMoon
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
Location: a sorta fairy tale
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Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:53 pm |
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Unfortunately I think Dora and I pushed him over the edge. After she lost the check this weekend and I needed to spend the $500 I was going to send him on replacing her lost license and passport, I received this note from him:
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I would really appreciate it if you don't write me anymore.You don't seem to know how serious this job offer is and also the advantages. |
Any ideas how to get him back? |
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Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:56 pm |
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^^
Explain to him that you are VERY willing to make this job work, but have just had some bad luck. But you are now ready to move forward. |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:57 pm |
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I dawdled long enough between depositing the check and sending the money that I got a call from the bank. Oopsies! The check was bad. I let him know he should tell the person who payed him that they have bounced a check etc.
Here's his reply:
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Hello Betty,
This is a legitimate job and we would not in anyway jeopardize our company`s name with that sort of criminal activity.I am sure there is a mix up about the check and it has been attended too,On Monday i will send you a tracking number for the new payment of a bank draft for $9600 and on that your percentage will be 15 percent,Meanwhile the receiver in Philippines still have to carry out the assignment and since there is a delay with the payment,I want you to go ahead and wire the funds today and when you get the bank draft on Monday you take your money back and also deduct your percentage and then send out the remaining balance.I am counting on you and i want to thank you for been the trusted and well mannered representative we need to make our business relationship in the states grow.The sender of the last payment is very sorry and we promise that such misfortune wont happen again.
Thank you for you for been understanding,I expect your soonest email.
God bless you
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Tricky tricky!
Edit: He's online right now, I'm trying to get him into a G-Chat |
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HarvestMoon
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
Location: a sorta fairy tale
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Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:12 pm |
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Good job Mr.S! He is not having a very good day, with your check bouncing and me loosing mine.... |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:27 pm |
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I'm still trapped in my house due to the flooding in Ohio, so no go to the bank yet.
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Alright S@ndra, God loves you more. Have a pleasant weekend. |
whatever the heck that means. |
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My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
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HarvestMoon
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
Location: a sorta fairy tale
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Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:39 pm |
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Wow...I wonder why I don't get any God loves you, or God bless comments...
But I am a "prompt woman".
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This is not just about me,I am so sad we would be losing a very prompt woman like you.
George |
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I just which i can make this more clear to you,Without the person in Philippines getting anything first another payment wont be sent.If you can get $500 from a friend or anyone you believe is understand to save this job then do it and you get another payment and then you cover up for the loss. |
I "which" he could make it more clear too... |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:51 pm |
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Well, I got him to G chat with me. This is by far the most inspiring lad I've ever dealt with.
I have a new life coach...
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me: George?
Mr.Patel?
Lad: hello
how are you betty
me: I am fine, thank you
Lad: Good to hear from you
i am really sorry about the mix up
me: can I get a tracking number for the $9600 check?
Lad: and i would really be pleased if you can do something about it
yes but not until the receiver in Philippines get something
me: I just mean the UPS tracking number
Lad: i dont have it yet
when one business is not completed another payment is not going to be sent
i just wish i have a way of explaining this to you,the receiver is to use the funds to complete an urgent shippin
me: I can't afford to just send 1500 though
that is a hard thing to ask
Lad: and i want to know if u can lend the company from your pocket today and the 9600 will be sent
me: that's hard
Lad: how much can u afford
if the funds is sent to the philippines tonight
me: not much
Lad: its going to quicking everything
me: that's why I took this job
Lad: how much be precise
I understand
this job has alot to offer you
if you are able to dedicate urself
me: I'll get back to you. I need to check my accounts.
Lad: how long wil that take you,You dont have to inconvenient yourself
Lad: Are you still there?
me: yes
I was putting a shirt on
I need to go to the bank
Lad: i just confirmed again from our client that payment will be on the way to your tomorrow once everything is done today and i would like to know how much u can send just give me a clue maybe it's btw 600 - 100
1000*
me: I might be able to collect money from relatives or something, but I hate to do that. They already think I'm a loser.
So I may be able to get the 1500
Lad: alright Betty
$1500 will do but please dont take watever happens tonight so personal.
sometimes in life things happen like this and if we stand up to it we might seem like losers then but at the end we would be successful and happy
me: Is that a GI Joe quote?
They hate me because I used to dance in a bar for money
Now I quit to make them happy but they still treat me like trash
Lad: Life is good when we have minds of our own and not listen to what people around say
You need to be a rule player to leave life weill.
I read a book by Richard Templar - rules of life.
you can get it
me: Can you send it to me?
Lad: it will help you,You are worth alot more than anyone can tell you
you just need to discover yourself.
Ok i will do that for you
me: thank you
Lad: Thank you for been understanding and i am so glad.
me: Okay, I will go to the bank and then go to my parents to ask for money
I will try to keep this confidence you've given me
Lad: Please do has it's for real.the next payment shud be sent to you in this name format Betty Rubble
with the middle name ?
me: Wilma
It's my mom's name
Thanks for the advice. You're like a fortune cookie
I've never had such a nice boss
Lad: I am flattered
Thank you..With time we get to know better.
me: I would like that
Lad: Ok i look forward to hearing from you soonesty
me: ok have a good day!
I will keep your words in my mind so I will have the courage to discover myself
Bye
Lad: ok
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:09 pm |
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Shiny! This quest for revenge has turned up some bonuses - Harvest Moon gave solace and support to a victim of identity theft, and along the way we seem to be messing up the operations of an actual scammer ring. Thanx to everyone for responding and getting such great results!
all round!
Edited because it should have been "identity". |
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HarvestMoon
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
Location: a sorta fairy tale
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Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:20 pm |
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Now I know why he took so long to reply to my email...he was talking to Betty! Good stuff there, with him giving you words of wisdom.
I had just written to him about how sometimes things happen that are out of our control....and then he says that to you.
I am now trying to get my ex-husband to give my daughter (Dora) some money to send to him. |
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Jbodine2008
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 Mar 2009
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Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:28 pm |
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Im actually Jethro Bodine cousin to Jeb Clampett who is a multi millionare trying to give away thousands of dollars for the beautification of your community.
Anyone want to purchase some paint and paint old buildings, just contact me for free money...
Ya gotta love them.
Im new and if I can help, just drop me a line |
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HarvestMoon
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
Location: a sorta fairy tale
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Mon Mar 16, 2009 10:45 pm |
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I would love to find out where this lad is located, so I asked him about time differences. About 10 minutes ago, he said it was 11:31 where he is and about 5:00 am in the Philippines.
So that makes him in the time zone of Nigeria...
He claims to be in London... |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:21 am |
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I believe he just might be getting a little more desperate with all these checks going out and no money coming back in. I think he might be even more willing to cut you some slack, MOM!!!!!! (HM)
Good job to all! I have tried to re-bait him under a different addy again.
Next step, get him off gmail.
(God I love Janey. And I know he had a hell of a time reading all those emails from her! Thanks for letting me play, MOM!!!!) |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:56 am |
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Everyone gets a gold star for today's assignments - good stuff guys. I'm curious what the Philippines link is - has he in turn fallen for a Pinay love scammer? He does seem preoccupied with it anyway. Shame if you can't raise the cash to loan to his company to cashflow them, maybe he'd better send the new cheque quickly so you can pay your payee quickly?
I'm disappointed by his lack of frothing at the mouth about all the money he's "owed" yet, still time deepens all wounds.
$9600, how generous of him to try to rip you off to the tune of nearly 10 grand! I wonder if it's the kind of figure that might get chopped?
JBodine read about safe baiting, then email him asking about the job - if he bites do everything he says (or rather appear to try to do everything he says) and we'll have more cash to hold out of his reach! |
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HarvestMoon
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
Location: a sorta fairy tale
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Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:21 am |
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JBodine, Welcome! If you plan to use that name for baiting, you might not want to post it here, since what gets posted here goes into Google. |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Tue Mar 17, 2009 5:56 am |
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@Dora,
Funny, I was just trying to cook up a strategy for getting him out of gmail.
I bet if we all send him .dll-pseudo-.jpg WU receipts then had a few of us mention that sometimes gmail has a tendency to muddle images...
Has anyone tried this line on lads?
I've found it rare to have lads on gmail at all. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:44 am |
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Maybe start killing his gmail accounts then asking if there's somewhere else you can email him as you're not having much luck with gmail? If you "owe" him money I'm sure he's got your address safe and sound to email you back
It also leads to another fun game - "How can I be sure you're really George Patel?" when he mails you from a new address. Rinse and repeat, and mention that you wonder why such a big trustworthy company can't hold onto an email address and maybe it's a gmail thing - let on that Yahoo addresses don't vanish like this. He may bite especially as he gets desperate.
This also sets up a dynamic of you having to accept him at face value from new addresses - so a chop becomes, well, inevitable really |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:34 pm |
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We can do that too MBL.
I am going to try the .dll routine. If he gets a hotmail or a yahoo, I'll reward him with a fake receipt. If we can all try to be consistent with it he may buy into it. |
_________________ -MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
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Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
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Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:38 pm |
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manbiteslion wrote: |
Maybe start killing his gmail accounts... |
I know you were just joking about this, right? We don't want to do that at all. We can get him off gmail without killing his accounts.
Please everyone, don't close free email accounts! |
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