A hard days cuttin' and a pastin'

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Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

My lad has gone Google crazy trying to convince my baiter character not to pay attention to the LEO's who laughed at him after questioning him when WU froze the money due to suspect fraudulent activity and called the police.

He has found me some stirring cut and paste motivational paragraphs but mixed in with a few words of his own so must have taken him a fair while Twisted Evil

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fromSa1im Waki1u <xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.com>
toxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

dateFri, Mar 13, 2009 at 10:12 PM
subjectI am h0nestly sorry to the urgly Development
mailed-bygmail.com
signed-bygmail.com

hide details 10:12 PM (9 hours ago) Reply

Dear xxxxxxxxxxxxx(l.l)

How is your health today, coupled with your w0rk and family? Hope fine. Thank you very much for mail. I have made serial 0f efforts to email from my yahoo account but not successfully.

Well, thanks for your high sense of maturity, intelligence, experience and understanding displayed in your message, alth0ugh you used a total doubts and uncertainty, your approach and your friendly manner gave me the impressi0n to reply you immediately.

One thing you must know I can not ever tell you lies 0n what I don’t know because Judgement faces all human being at the appointed time of God Almighty which every 0ne must give account of his deed either good or bad on the last day which await all of us, thus is the word of God Almighty which must be very clear to all human being 0n earth.

I assure you this transaction is legitimate and shall be d0ne in a perfect mature and legal method. Please count on me as long as you abides with my professional advice as a banker with many years of experience in banking industry, y0u have nothing to fear and stop doubting. I, will cooperate so that both of us works as a team jointly and get this fund transfer into your n0minated bank account. All I need from you is your fully cooperation with me and abide with my directives t0 enable us achieve success.

More so, I am not annoyed or provoked ab0ut your comments because you have a reason for that, considering the high rate of injustice of man to man, Insincerity, victimizati0n, Indiscipline, Violent Crimes, Political Snuggery, Oppression, scams, Fear, Insecurity, Corruption, fraudulent activities est. which is going around the whole world now, 0ne may think as you are thinking but be rest assured we will be very successfully with this transaction.

In many lives today, time, money, opp0rtunities, talents, energy, blessings, properties and spiritual power are being wasted because many are living a life without a divine purpose. Many are becoming effective in doing the wrong thing, while many are living 0n assumption and many are gambling with their divine destiny.

You may not know what I am passing through here with my family. I have had a l0t of bad experiences in life. Burkina Faso is terrible, some people are enjoying our money particularly the northerners. We are slaves in our 0wn country. I am only trying to make use of this opportunity in-order to survive with my family.

The greatest mountain in life is conscientious ign0rance. Small minds are the first to condemn great ideas. I have always known that the kind of people that always fail in life are pe0ple that listen to everybody. Your mind set should determine your life setting. Success is a product of idea. As an educated person, you should listen t0 your conscience; it is the key to real success and stop following public opini0n which is capable of ruining your future.

Do you know that a man’s greatness lies in his power of th0ught? Victory will surely go to the one who never quits. Most people wish for riches, but few provide the definite plan and the burning desire which pave the r0ad to wealth.

My dear bear in mind that he, who looks into the future with fear, shall see n0thing but failure. What you hear determines how you think, how you think determines how y0u behave and how you behave determines what you become. Our future is too good to be ignored. Only fools make permanent decisions without kn0wledge.

However, I am very happy about y0ur quick response. If this endeavour does not require a foreigner, I don't think I need a second Party. I can single handily do it alone. I know that y0u might be wondering why I have decided to trust you with this huge sum but the truth is that I need you to pull out this money before our c0rrupt government will confiscate it and use it for their selfish interest.

I know also that you will be amazed at the level 0f trust that I am willing to place in a person that I have never seen nor spoken. Honestly, I need an open co-operation in a climate of trust. I always believe that every0ne and every single creature of this world would be responsible of his or her deeds before our creator God Almighty. So please, if you sit on my 0wn share at the end of the transaction, God Almighty will not be happy with you .I hope that you are proud of the trust that I have in y0u.

However, as soon as the fund is confirmed into your account, I shall come over to your country f0r investment because I shall like to invest part of my share in your country in which I shall require your assistance in the investment project. S0, Almighty God shall help us and Keep us steadfast in the due observance of this observance.

Now, I am assuring you this transaction is 1oo% safe as long as you will maintain the absolute confidentiality it requires and follow my instructions technically as I am still serving in the bank and w0uld not like anything that would jeopardize my devoted years of service with the bank.

I look upon this fortunate opportunity as a divine intervention from God Almighty wh0m I strongly believe shall lift me up and change my life condition after so many years of long sufferings with my family as the corrupt government fails to take care 0f her responsibilities. Really, this is a financial blessing from God Almighty.

Therefore go ahead and fill the form and send it t0 the bank for the final approval of this fund and release of this fund in your account. Note you have nothing to loss as far as we are 0ne in this business. Any money you spend will be given back to you before our sharing I promised. Write the bank and tell them 0n how to make the payment.

Please reply this mail immediately.

Thanks and God bless us

Sa1im (l.l)

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 7:34 am

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Political Snuggery

I think this email should have eased your fears and concerns of potential scams. Maybe he could explain himself better in a series of pictograms displaying trust and honour. 12 full colour hand drawn images on A4 should make you feel as though he's serious.

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 7:40 am

That's good. I have taken the liberty of writing your reply for you 4X1X9.

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Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Good idea windy. I am pretending I didn't receive this message as it ended up in spam. When I 'find' it in there that will raise a whole more series of doubts in my baiter characters mind.

Maybe I will need those pictures after all NN. Laughing

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:20 am

Oh!! Please get him to do twelve hand-drawn pictograms displaying trust (which will probably end up being the signs of various currencies, contracts, signatures and WU-transactionforms)

It'll be fun, and it'll really hurt him...

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 11:46 am

What I love about this email is that by lad standards a email where he tells you he is trustworthy should be enough for you to simply believe him, and we baiters believe trust comes in the form of wearing a giant mackerel on your head while holding a sign saying 'I play hackysack with my testicles'...

Our methodology makes perfect sense. I fail to see a flaw in our logic.

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