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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:28 pm

Otterfan wrote:

but i say he is real be cause i had sent my brother who leave in Chicago to run a check on his company on my own.

our lad is vouching for the credability of the company. he might be very careful. one day they may hang him from a tree. Laughing

if only you have kept your words on allot of issue
we would have made PROGRESS ;Where is my working tools till date?

he is blaming someone other than MM for the failure? that is classic

I SAY ALL MY EFFORT AND EVERY JOURNEY I MADE ACROSS NIGERIA AM IN THE CAUSE OF A DIVORCE TODAY

does that mean because of his work with us he is getting a divorce? or just a figure of speach?

[/quote]

well done OF

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:33 pm

mewing_ghecko wrote:

our lad is vouching for the credability of the company. he might be very careful. one day they may hang him from a tree. Laughing

Check out the edit I did to my post on the previous page. More insights into what's going on behind the scenes at Team SED!

mewing_ghecko wrote:

does that mean because of his work with us he is getting a divorce? or just a figure of speach?

I think it's a real divorce. He's mentioned it before, a few weeks ago in a previous email he sent to me.

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:45 pm

And stuff from Johnk.

First, I replied and told him that his parcel of photos, etc, had arrived...

Jack wrote:

Dear John,

Some good news... your package has arrived! I can see photographs and a brochure and a DVD and a few other things. This is great! I'm going to spend the rest of today looking through it all. Thank you!

best,

Jack

And his reply this morning...

Lad wrote:

Sir,
I am happy for the good news i assured you about it all that i spent almost my last kobo and breadth to see the success of obudu trip, like i earlier said forgive any silly mistake you might notice in the voicing of the production, i kept one video cassette for the office we might be opening here,
Sir, my team are all eager to see this upcoming meeting as a dream which must surely come to reality are you people working towards it/ we are trying to see if there is any way we can be involve, don,t forget to give us our share of the assignment.
concerning the man in Lagos leave him for me, i will take care of him, don,t foprget to send me a whole full report of the next level we will be expecting from you, meanwhile the quater is coming to an end remember we have to give accoount of all our works.
Expecting you soon.
John

He's got his sights firmly set on the end of the month, which is when he thinks he'll be getting reimbursed for all of his expenses. Oh Johnk, you and your faith in MM... it will lead to tears, I can see it now.

And an email off to Darlington, with regard to his request for money and support for his "recruit models from the university" idea...

Jack wrote:

Dear Darlington,

It sounds like your idea has had a lot of thought and you are enthusiastic about it. I like that!

I am very willing to offer the full support of MM and the resources we have here to support this idea of yours.

What I require (so I can keep our records and accounts people happy) is a detailed list of everything you require. It needs to be as detailed as possible, or else things will look suspicious if I have to enter "Money for things" and I can't explain exactly what "things" are when the auditors and IRS tax inspectors ask me about it. Every since the rise of the terrorist threat over here, we have to keep very detailed accounts to show that we are not involved in international money laundering of terrorist or drug money. I hope you understand.

Anyway, if you could make a full list of everything you require, both in terms of promotional material that our printers can have printed for you, and also funds for supplies and services that you would organize yourself over there, then I can pass it on to our accounts department and have the money released.

looking forward to your reply,

Jack

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:57 pm

^^ nice.

perhaps he is willing to travel much farther than any of the others have gone.

edited to add;

Quote:

I think it's a real divorce. He's mentioned it before, a few weeks ago in a previous email he sent to me

what is the sig icon for causing a broken marriage?

edited again; it's friday, my brain is slow.

what are your plans for team S3D? Do you think it possible for them to provide a client proposal? obviously with the promise of payment at the next event, which would lead to another safari (it appears thay are not done traveling).

then there is always the chance of yet another safari for payment.

just curious of your thoughts.

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:21 pm

I'll send you a PM about Team SED.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:01 pm

Quote:

PURE LIKE THE GOLDFISH AND ITS QUAKER BOWL.

What??

Quote:

A BRIGHTLY CUM RIGHTFUL TAKEOFF

Do we really want S0l0mon and Co. to start off that way? Laughing

Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:53 pm

Wow, Lucky Uch3ndu is quick! The rest of the application form has just arrived...

Jack wrote:

Dear Lucky Uch3ndu,

I acknowledge receipt of your application form, and I have passed it on the Human Resources department. I had a quick look through just to get a brief idea about you, and I must say that you appear to be a very good candidate.

I will wait for the HR department to come back to me with their official acceptance, as I'm sure they will not have a problem with you.

best wishes,

Jack

Lad wrote:

Dear Jack,

Thanks for your good comment about me. I look forward the final result.

Regards,

Lucky Uch3ndu

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:45 pm

About Frumpy's favorite M00sie, Ub@h.

Quote:

from Ub@h 1loba
to Patrici@ Cr0k1n
date Fri, Mar 13, 2009 at 5:57 PM
subject Be patience

Hello Pat,

Thanks for your email, i told you that i lost my father, right now i am still in my village, if i am back neeet week i will send the coloured photos.

Thanks,

Ub@h Eric 1loba.
========
Dear Mr. Ub@h Eric 1loba,

Thanks for getting back to me about your situation. Honestly, I must have forgotten that you had to travel to your village. We will eagerly await your return home, and the new pictures.

Warmest regards,

P@t Cr0k1n

We will have to wait till neeet week. Smile

Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:01 pm

Yo - Randy got the same (btw, he was recently referred to as "Brandy 0ldman"!)

Quote:

Please be patience

Hello RandaII 0Idman,

Thanks for your email, i told you that i lost my father, right now i am still in my village, if i am back neeet week i will send the coloured photos.

Thanks,

Ubah E I.

The IP I get now strangely is 77.220.6.243 Kenya (Nairobi), but I somehow suspect his "village" being Lagos itself....
Never mind, how could Randy ever be angry with Ubah The Great?

Quote:

Dear Ubah,

I am very sorry to hear that. Please accept my dearest condolences.
However, remember that life goes on for the living, M00seknuckle´s motto be make hay while the sun shines, to make the most of the oportunities the Lord and maker above offers to the ones willing to follow him and to suceed in life.

Looking forward to receive your pictures with the appropriate "M00seknuckle" slogan sign in your model´s hand.

If it´s professional enough (especially the correct outdoor lightning), we intend to implement it on our website, which is after all what our customers see first before asking for a model free for their job.

Regards, RandaII

EDIT The South African scammer "Chelsea" kindly delivered me a bank account, reported, hehehe Twisted Evil

SlapHappy, I think "she" would be great for a photo assignment. Since she has done all forms, Randy is actually through with her anyway.

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:06 am

Flash by +234 803 474 o3o7

EDIT 45 minutes later, another one from Nairaland, +234 8o6 o42 oo32

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:10 am

Same lad just flashed Jack again, and minutes later with "unknown number".
What do they expect, MM working at 5 AM?!?

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:57 am

I'm curious about MM's model policy -- do you have different categories of models?

For example, there are ordinary clothes models, athletic types could pick up a little extra by doing sports clothes and swimwear, but some others withe the right qualifications might become better-paid underwear models, and of course there might be a high-paid sector in nude work.

Of course, the models would have to show their "credentials".

Does MM work this way? Laughing

Or you could say the Mister T look is back in, so if the Lad strategically shaves his head he could be in for some premium work..?

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:00 am

Damn right, Wright Very Happy

We´ve had the same thought at the same time!

MGK originally invented this modaliy for photos and to get forms done, we have somehow distorted it towards safaris and self-inflicted safaris and assignments, hehehehe.

I neglected them a while anyway...

Quote:

2009/3/14 B0se Bose

Sir,
I AM SURPRISE THAT UPTIL NOW YOU CAN NOT RECTIFY THIS FORM ISSUE WHICH PAT HAD SORTED OUT, WHY NOT HELP ME SORT THIS ISSUE OUT WITH PAT TO MAKE THINGS EASIER FOR ME/ I WILL BE GRATEFUL IF YOU CAN.
BOSE

I replied:

Quote:

Dear Bose,

I´m sorry for not habing notified you earlier, everything is perfect with your set of forms. I´ll be meeting Jack as soon as he arrives at the office and ask him to include you into the database of official M00seknuckle agents.
My regards to your associates.
Randall

That´s how efficient we are.

I also feel like inviting the AFl charity scammer over for a show in a 55C next to South Africa in the long run, how about it?. The reason is, he is very eager, and he might find his bank account not working very soon Very Happy

Quote:

Dear R O,

I received your email, i already sent the agent application form to you twice and i told i also sent them to Pat C and she has acknowledged the receipt of the form.

If you haven’t yet receive the form, kindly get in contact with Pat C about the agent application form i sent which she told me she received.

I also sent my bank account data to you in my yesterday mail and also let me know if you received it.

Regards,
E 0dia

Quote:

Hello RO,

I still waiting to hear from you in regard to my last email to you last weekeed.

Kindly get back to me as soon as you received this message.

Regards,
E 0

First, before any show hints, I´m trying to get him for some photos, similarly like Otterfan did, I show him a few options to choose from:

Quote:

Dear E 0,

I write to congratulate you for your almost excellent application forms. You are about to be included to our agents´ list!
What would you suggest as a first photographic assignment for your first model to offer us?
We are currently in negotiations with a sportswear company, two cell phone manufacturers and with a number of fashion brands (casual wear, "beach wear" and business costumes, presently).

What would you suggest to do first, to finally qualify as a potent modeling agent in your area?

We would just need a few sample photographs showing you, the agent, with the model you can recommend for these, or at least one of these, assignments.

It is our job to convince the customers of M00seknuckle´s potentials, so that´s why we faithfully rely on you and your knowledge of your home market.

We would just need a few sample photographs showing you, the agent, with the model you can recommend for these, or at least one of these, assignments.

Payments will be processed immediately after we receive the first few satisfying model photographs of your model.

--
Faithfully yours, R. O

EDIT Sent almost the same to my friend, Ubah. His storyline needs some development as well.

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:09 pm

@ Wright B Hindyou, we do have many different clients who all need representation. we allow the 'agents' to chose which they would like to represent, obviously we try to guide their choices.

if you have a look at our website, on the available projects page

you will notice that there are many opportunities. Our clients in the adult entertainment industry pay well for proposals.

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 2:11 pm

I am a dope, last week when I sent an email from jeremy to Er0monsele I failed to fix one of the l33t's Embarassed

he has aroused my interest and Jeremy is giving him all of his attention. Twisted Evil

hopefully he has a bright future.

after fixing the l33t, I send the initial contact email and within a few minutes I receive a reply.

Quote:

Hello Jeremy,

Thanks for your email and I am very much interested in the project.

Kindly provide me with more details.

I await your response.

Regards,
Erom0nsele

I wonder what type of client he wishes to represent?

Erom0nsele

Thank you for your quick reply and i am happy that you have chosen to help our clients. I can see that the good things Pat told me of you are true.

Firstly, i must explain to you that the client proposals have strict deadlines. These deadlines can not be changed. So if you do not feel you can meet the deadline, you must be honest with me. We can lose many thousands of dollars if we fail to meet our deadlines and would stand a chance of losing the client.

Now on to the fun part of our job. do you understand what a proposal is? Let me explain the basics for you. A client will contact us telling us of a new product they want to sell. it is your duty as an agent to use your ideas on how their product will be used.

as an example, we had a client who's new product was a bicycle, our agent took pictures of a model, riding the bicycle (up hills, through grass, etc) those pictures were sent to our client and from that they could see that we had good ideas.

We currently have a few clients that are in dire need of a proposal. We have a lingerie client and a sportswear client that need proposal by March 30th. We also have 2 other clients that are looking for nude models. They pay much more than the other proposals, but it would be you who decides if you are ready for that.

Please let me know your thoughts. I attached a few pictures of a previous proposal so that you can see better what the client is looking for.

Jeremy

edited for new emails; he is a greedy lil turd, but his enthusiasm is special and I look forward to seeing what he can do.

Quote:

Hello Jeremy,

I received your email and the attachments, I am interested in the proposal for lingerie, a sportswear and as well as the nude models.

Kindly provide me with more details on the pays associated with the nude models and lingerie and the sportwear, as well as other necessary information.

I await your response.

Regards,
Er0monsele

Er0monsele

Thank you again for your quick reply. I will tell you that I appreciate this, there have been few in our company that have shown this level of enthusiasm but the ones that have have become some of our top agents.

To answer your questions; The sportswear clients name is 0HN'D. they are looking for a proposal targeting cricket players. Do you know this game? If your proposal is accepted you could receive $8,700.00

The lingerie company is named The Gh3cko. They are looking for a proposal with females wearing lingerie. Hoping for that special 'sexy and seductive' look. If your proposal is accepted on this account you could be paid a very large sum of $27,000.00

And finally, we have two companies looking for nude models, they're names are Frumpy B0dy L0tions and The 0tter B0dy Paints. We can discuss in detail what they are looking at for a proposal. But I will tell you they are willing to pay in excess of $74,000.00 for an approved proposal.

I need you to think carefully about the client that interests you, I do not wish to see you take too much and not able to meet the deadline.

Jeremy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:07 pm

This in from our SA agent to Pat.

Quote:

Hello Pat,

Thanks for your email and I have been notified by R@ndall Oldm@n that my application has been received and approved.

I am already in contact with J3r3my Skr1mly and I have made him known that I am interested in the proposal and we are still in correspondence.

I will be contacting you when necessary and should there be any information I am suppose to know, do endeavor to contact me

Thanks again.

Regards,
Eromons3l3 0dia

How nice of her to keep me informed. She's a keeper. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:32 pm

I thought it was a he? anyway he/she is a prize. but not very bright

Quote:

Hello Jeremy,

I received your email and I quiet appreciate your advice.

I know the game of cricket but i like to know if the sportswear that will be worn by the model in picture should be a particular sportswear label like Adidas, Nike, Reebok or etc?

ya, you dope, have the models wear Nike shirts when they are doing a proposal for a different company. it would be like driving a ford in a chevrolet commercial Cool

Ermons3le

Thank you again for your reply. I wouldn't advise using any established company to promote another sportsware company, if you know what I mean. If I might suggest perhaps using an ordinary T-shirt? maybe with the company name written on it? I maybe forgot to mention that the proposal photo's must have the client name somewhere in the photo.

This is the beauty of this job, you get to use your own ideas, what do you think looks good, what do you think should be represented. These proposals are to show your expression to impress the clients. As i said previously, they do not need to be professional, but they do need to show the concept of the product.

i really like your enthusiasm and very much look forward to what you can do, i bet it will be spectacular.

Jeremy

and we have another very interested agent

Quote:

Dear Mr.J3remy
Sir,
Thanks for your e-mail message of today with great attention and i am willing to work for you as country representative in sub-s@hara African countries, Ghana, Togo, Nigeria,Ivorie coast. which i have applied already and i was informed that the company will send me Form or Questionnaire to fill and return back but i have not recieved the Form yet that is why i have not contacted...yet.

Meanwhile, with regards to your question,i am 100% willing to work for your Company M00seknuckle , but i still needs some insight on the areas of the job.i am ready for the challenge to pick up the job but what are the Modalities of my job, how much will the company pay me and the nature of my Job, to market manufactured products, or what else? ......i need more info...on the project, i am willing to pick up the job..

i am interested, as soon as we can establish communicate to enhance the immediate take off..

Thanks for your attention and co-operation, i am waiting for your response to take up the challenge as i earler informed pat, in my e-mail to her.. so the ball in your court so that we can discuss on the project available..

regards
Mrs.R3gina
telephone direct: +xxx2xxxxx07x

this job is much easier than she thinks

Mrs R3gina

*same email content as sent to lad above, except for the following*

The rate of pay for our proposals are obviously based on what our clients are willing to pay. the easier proposals are usually near $3,000.00 and the higher paying clients, the ones requesting proposals with nude models have been known to pay $75,000+.

Please let me know your thoughts.

J3remy

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:27 pm

Quote:

Dear R O,

Thanks for your email and the approval of my application.

I will be making an arrangement to have my model photographs and should there be any other information I am suppose to know, kindly let me know.

Regards,
E O

Chelsea thinks efficient Cool

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:12 pm

Reply in from Ubah, nice and polite but doesn´t really deserve an own post.

Quote:

Hello Mr Randy,

Many Thanks for your response, i had understand every of your word, Please just give me this week, i promised to provides the required items for you as soon as possible.

Finally, i will be back in Lagos on friday, i will send it by the weekend.

Thanks again.

Ubah E I.

OK. I wonder does he know what scamming is all about? When does he ask for money?

First in a long time, Randy receives an email from JohnK, our man at 0budu:

Quote:

Sir,
What is going on for now/ I and all the members of my team are worried over the long silence, Is anything the matter or the load of jobs in the office, we are desperately worried and i don,t even have any reply to the too many questions coming from all nook and cranny,
For the past three days, i have been dialing your two numbers with me but you were not picking the calls, Sir, let me understand if all is well.
John

Randy´s numbers? Maybe I better look into the box to which K7 sends me the notifications... he called Jack a few times but it were all just flashes and I don´t respond to this teenage humour! - Randy has received nothing.

Quote:

Dear John,
Thanks for your email.
Of course your report has arrived, sent in by Mike (I think), like the seven page report. We had to clean the DVD (very beautiful cover!) a few times to get it run smoothly, we had to get some outside help for that.
The photographs are very good. Who took them? You or Mike?

Jack ought to arrive at the office in just a jiffy. If you do not happen to get any manager on the phone, you are advised to leave a message on the machine. We certainly cannot call back all the persons who flash us, which we consider a very boyish behavior and unprofessional. However, this is being done sometimes over a hundred times a day, and wastes just the time of everyone involved. Personally, I have received no calls from Nigeria recently.

For decisions, you will have to wait until our meeting will be reaching the topic "0budu for M00seknuckle", it should all happen this week, be relaxed. For me personally, your team did exceptionally well.

Regards, RandaII

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:37 pm

Pat sent Mrs. Regina the forms in attachment last week, so what does she mean she didn't get them? Mad

Lazy woman! Every employee must have forms filled. Pat will send the standard reply. Evil or Very Mad

And she wants to be the agent for the entire West African side of the Continent? I think not. Smile

Edit: Two new emails came in, both from real pests. Joink and Solomon Chris.

Quote:

from Jikworld Jik
to Pat
date Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 7:09 AM
subject Moss3knuckle Business

Hai Pat,
Can anybody help me to explain whatever you know about the long silence from your end over there, You see since we came back from our fact finding mission at Obudu and submitted the reports to the vice president mr Jack, no one had ever contacted us to say wether we had done too badly or too well, I and all the members of my team are worried over the long silence.
So Pat

=======
from Sol0 Chris
to Patricia
date Wed, Mar 18, 2009 at 7:20 AM
subject RE ISSUED

Pat,
Thanks for the updating promises and how far have you gone wirth it/ Pat, what is going on from your end over there/ my team as a whole are complaining that you people over there had cei

"cei" ???? What does that mean? Confused

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:02 pm

...zed to believe in us ?

Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:45 pm

today's emails

Quote:

Dear J3remy,

Thanks for your mail?

Please,I would like you to explain to me more about being your client proposal in your company.

I am promising you that I am willing to work with your company..

Hope to hear from you soon.

Regards,

Mr.0sondu.
+xxxxxxxxxxx.

Please I would like you to call me for more explanations.

Mr 0sondu

*my scripted reply, with the bit added below*

Please let me know your thoughts. I will call you when I have the time, but I would prefer to discuss business through email so that there is no confusion. I have found in the past that many times our agents become confused because of bad connections, language barriers or day dreaming. I hope you understand. But as i said, i will call you when I have the chance.
jeremy

I knew it was only a matter of time

Quote:

Hello Jeremy,

I received your email and well understood, I do like to handle this proposal of the cricket sportswear but I am not certain that I will have all the resources that I required to perfect my proposal on time, I was hoping to received my start up grant of $7,000.00 immediately as I was promised by the agency.

If I am able to receive my grant from the agency quickly, I will let you know before I go ahead with the proposal for the game of cricket.

Well, for the lingerie and nude models proposal, I need more information so that I can start making arrangement ahead of the deadline date.

Regards,
Er0m0nsele

it's sad that they always want the money before showing us their abilities Crying or Very sad

lets see how serious he really is.

Good Morning Er0m0nsele

I am happy that you are willing to handle the sportware client. I will say this to you in as polite a way as i can, the financials of M00seknuckle are not my duties, so please do not discuss them with me. The payment to clients is handled by our accounting dept. So if you have questions about that you need to contact them directly.

Now, I find it unfortunate that Pat had put much faith in your enthusiasm and now it seems her instincts were misguided. i had really hoped you would be able to help us out with these clients. I guess this is nothing new, i have seen this all before.

I wish you the best

Jeremy

and a 3rd lads email

Quote:

Dear J3remy Skrlmly
Sir,
Thanks for your urgent attention and intellectual ability of understanding to work with me as your representative and to meet the obligations of your company's clients. i am worried that you are still delaying in give me the lowdown of the products you want me to engage on..as the project... please could you call me so that we could discuss one on one transaction on this issue at hand.

i am ever willing to give my best to boost your company effectiveness down here and also willing to co-operate with you and your company... please could you call me for discussion and also send me the photocopy of the products at hand as a sample of the product to start immediately...

i wait for your attention and advise..
regards
Mrs.lvy Ash0ng Y@kubu
Telephone: +xxxxxxxxx

*she receives a similar reply to the first lad*

I hate when they bother other representatives of the company with payment requests. let Emily squash that bad habit

Good morning to you, my name is 3mily Johnson, I am the F0reign Accounts Manager here at M00seknuckle. Today when I arrived in my office I was happy to find that you decided to join our company. Pat, Jack and Randy have told me good things about you.

As new employees I have a few things to discuss with you. Firstly, I will advise you that the other representatives in this company are not to be bothered with payments of any kind. Please understand it is not their job. As an agent, you will be reimbursed for any approved expenses accrued while doing business for the company. To be considered for reimbursement, you must provide receipts. No receipt, no claim for reimbursement.

Secondly, I must ask that you provide me with a photo of yourself so that I can have your official security identification made. I need this before the end of business on Friday. On the photo i need you to hand write 'M00seknuckle' near the top and I also need you to print and sign your name near the bottom. You will need this Identification to collect your quarterly payments and to gain admittance into any M00seknuckle event.

Thirdly, be honest and have fun. M00seknuckle has provided many agents a life time of memories. The ones that have experienced the most success are the ones that took the more difficult duties and worked hard to show their abilities. I truly hope you become someone that is known throughout the world as an exceptional M00seknuckle agent.

Good luck

Emily

it seems we may not have as bright a staras i had hoped.

Quote:

Dear 3mily Johnson,

I received your email and well understood, I have my photo send to you before the end of business day on Friday but I read that I am entitled to start up of grant of US$7,000.00 as an agent.

Kindly provide me with more information the available grant.

I await your response.

Regards,
Er0monsele 0dia

edited to add my reply;

Er0m0nsele

Thank you for your email. I will check with Pat and Randy to assure that you have completed all of the paperwork (the application and the employment contact). Once that is completed we can discuss the transfer of the grant money.

I must advise you, many here have put great faith in your promises of client representation, I strongly advise you to keep true to your word.

I will contact you once I receive verification that all the papers have been completed.

Emily

what she doesn't obviously understand is the end of the quarter payments, clearly outlined in the contract (she did sign it, correct). Laughing

no worries, a simple IP search will verify her location and when the payment is sent to one of our approved banks, she is only a short trip away from becoming a famous M00seknuckle.

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:58 pm

Mrs Regina appears to be ready to proceed

Quote:

Dear Mr.J3remy Skrlmly

Sir,
Thanks for your attention Mr.Jeremy, i have stated it clearly to you that i am interested to help to be honest with you.. i don,t know what i will say again.

Can we forge ahead to avoid disappointing your clients on the dated as quoted.i am ready for the task ahead..

regards
mrs. r3gina chlluba.

Mrs Regin@

I am happy to see your message today. I am truly impressed with your enthusiasm and have a client that needs your immediate attention. The deadline for this proposal is march 31,2009. The clients name is The Gh3cko. They are a lingerie company specializing in fantasy sleeping clothes. Because of the short notice of this proposal, the client agreed to increase their payment to $23,000.00.

I have explained to you the importance of the deadline, I have also explained to you the basics of a proposal.

This client is looking for pictures of female models, in three different activities dressed as if ready for sleep.

their first suggestion is something to do with working outside, their second suggestion is dancing in the rain and their final suggestion is getting ready for sleep.

It is very important to have the company name in the pictures so that they can not be confused with other client proposals. I will trust your judgement to provide what you think represents their interests.

The company statement is, "The Gh3cko makes me feel sexy", I would suggest you include the company statement in at least one of the pictures. It impresses the client and helps them understand your attitude.

I hope this is acceptable to you. If it is, I will inform our accounting department of your agreement to accept the proposal.

Jeremy

fingers crossed

she sends this message to the Emily (accounting manager), no mention of payment. Laughing

Quote:

Dear 3mily J0hnson
This is to acknowledge your e-mail message of today with appreciation and hopeful to work with you and others in the company with one aim of success.truthfulness and honest.

Meanwhile, your message was carefully studied and understood and i will work by the rules and regulations of the company to achieve the task ahead. i will forward to you all the needed info and under sign as instructed in your e-mail.

Thanks for your attention and intellectual ability of understanding.. keep fit, and i will send you my photo.picture...

regards
Mrs.R3gina Chilub@

nothing from the other hopefuls.

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 3:47 pm

JohnK

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Sir,
Yours was received with much thanks for apreciating our team works, Actually as you can see i did not appear in any of the pictures as i was takeing them and at the same time directing the video works, as a matter of fact i had to take Mike and chris on an indoor training on reporting and interviews after we had gathered informations on what m00seknuckle expected from us as results, Thank God you personally said we did well but does the entire firm in support of our good works/
I am all ears hoping to hear good news concerning 0budu for m00seknuckle. i keep my fingers crossed as we assured 0budu staff that we are coming back to show apreciation for their good gestures and hospitalities, we were welcomed with an open arms.
Hope to hearing from you.
John

Good news. Hey, what does Pat think?

Otterfan, any problems with the videos? JohnK might also need to take them for another indoor training of DVD burning...

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:33 pm

Pat says, "Sorry for spending my last few days on these two wonderful safaris in Ghana and Cote D'Ivoire, and neglecting my job here at MossyChuckle. No telling when I'll be able to perform my job at full capacity for you. Internet service is so bad here! I may not even be able to see the wonderful videos that Joink has provided to us when they are posted. I'm glad that he is so eager to be paid, though. I hear Camroon is nice. Maybe I'll stick around and try to meet him here!" Wink

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