What the...? (unicorn related)

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Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:52 am

So my lad knows a lad who has a unicorn for sale. The unicorn owner persona appears to be on hard drugs. That's what I assume, anyway, from this spectacular opening piece:

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The only winged unicorn in existence. This is the star of the show, sent from the unicorn home world of ZaZma on a special mission: to aid the departure of those who arrive in Misfitland, but don't really belong there. She's to do this by flying them home on her back, once they're ready. This is quite a daunting task, especially for an eight-year-old unicorn who only recently left her home and family. Kleo's not always sure that she's up to it, and sometimes, her lack of experience frustrates her. But there's a reason that she and no other was sent here to do this job: no unicorn before her has ever been capable of entering Misfitland. It's Kleo's unique wings that allowed her to access this strange place. Unfortunately, those wings cannot carry her back to ZaZma--not until her hundred year tour of duty in Misfitland is over, and the Council of Unicorn Elders calls her home.
Outgoing, upbeat, and friendly, Kleo's personality could even be described as "bubbly", but she's no airhead. Kleo is sharp-witted, and curious about the world around her. She's also extremely kind--she's always anxious to give help to those who need it. This makes her a natural for the job of Misfitland's host and welcoming committee, which she performs with a deeply rooted sense of duty, and high purpose. Although her wings set her apart from other unicorns, and this unique physical distinction is what allows her to enter Misfitland, Kleo differs from most of the rest of the population of Misfitland, in that she's never really suffered the social ostracization and feelings of not belonging that often come with being a misfit. In a way, that makes her a sort of Misfit of Misfitland, if you will. Another reason she's been sent to Misfitland is to gain an understanding from the inhabitants of and visitors to Misfitland of what it's like to feel low, inadequate, or scared. Because she grew up in the edenic unicorn world of ZaZma, these bad feelings are new to her, and she's so eager to help, that she sometimes gets impatient when she's not immediately able to snap people out of their misfitness. Over the course of the series, as she gets closer to the misfits, and she becomes more assured in her role, a different nagging problem will arise for her, namely: who will do her job when a hundred years is up, and she returns home to ZaZma?

*scratches head* If you say so.