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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:29 pm |
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This line from Gomer Pyle's Siggies has stuck with me lately like a catchy tune. I almost started laughing in public today as it came out of nowhere and ran through my mind again:
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| "I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words!" |
Might anyone else have one that strikes them the same way? |
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"My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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malcom reynolds
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 72
Location: go straighty from the sun and its the 3rd planet on the right you cant miss it!
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Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:35 pm |
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forget whos sig this from 
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ive reported you to the fbi and the jay leno show |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun Mar 08, 2009 7:00 pm |
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He had already been to the police and got himself and his chums arrested and then he tried to mobilise the Nigerian army to rescue my Russian model.  |
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Fake sites killed 1 x  9 x  3 x  168 X 
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Diana Prince
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Nov 2008
Posts: 101
Location: in my invisible airplane
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Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:11 pm |
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The one that captivated me when I began lurking here is no longer in a siggy, but it is currently the location of JoJoBean's avatar.
I get the giggles whenever I read: "YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS." |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Sun Mar 08, 2009 8:17 pm |
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| He had already been to the police and got himself and his chums arrested and then he tried to mobilise the Nigerian army to rescue my Russian model. |
I understand that beautiful Russian women on the internet are invariably "High Maintenance". |
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"My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Sun Mar 08, 2009 10:54 pm |
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forget whos sig this from
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ive reported you to the fbi and the jay leno show |
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Judging by his custom tag, I'd guess FrankLarb.  |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:34 am |
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I agree, that is my favorite of all time. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Mar 09, 2009 5:44 am |
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I just updated my sigline to include the rant from the Lad who called me a "COMMON THAWTH VERGABOND". Does it qualify for consideration? |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:12 am |
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^^^Personally I'm rather fond of this one:
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I'm assuming he meant to call you a nincompoop? BAAHAHAHAHA!!!! (I just noticed that one, and it's a winner!) |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
  = Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:43 pm |
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There are several. I like my 1st insult, (in my siggy). That one makes me chuckle.
The eat shit and drink water. At least I'll be well hydrated. |
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"I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:37 pm |
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Daughter of a mermaid is one of my favourite insults! |
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'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
MARK DOUGLAS.
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See SP's Irish Safari!
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:16 pm |
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^^^Ohmygod, I was just gonna post that! That's one of the reasons I love Juan so much - he has the best siggy line around.  |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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Nelsonsbattle
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Jun 2004
Posts: 433
Location: New Zealand
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Tue Mar 10, 2009 3:49 am |
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I was baiting a lad, using the character of a qeorgeous lady who wasn't averse to send him topless photos of herself.
Anyway, when he was in the throws of passion for dear Stephanie he declared
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I laugh everytime I think of him, not of him having six with the photograph (would that be multiple orgasms?) but how he must have felt when I told him that my character was really a man, surgically altered, and working as a prostitute. |
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�This is quite unfortanate you have basterdise every thing we have been working for a long time.
�the photo you send to me ..... i am have six with you in dreem here� Lad after he got a topless photo of my baiting character.
"I have just came out from the bank with the most humiliation of my life." Dissapointed Lad after a trip to the MG agency.
"tell you die, fuck you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ooooooo" Samull the scammer on being burned
(Samull's trip from Cotonou, Benin, to Lagos, Nigeria, to meet the lovely Steffy)
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:00 pm |
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If we're submitting our own, can I point out my unicorn quote? Still gives me the giggles, to this day.
ETA: CATBINGO!!!!!!!!! |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:42 pm |
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| Daughter of a mermaid is one of my favourite insults! |
Agreed. Mainly as I don't see what makes it an insult. I also like Yastreb's "You are a perfect example of a demented opportunist". |
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is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:56 pm |
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It's a tie for me..urine in the bus, daughter of a mermaid, and lots of yastreb's.
A favorite quote of one of my lad's lately is in the Wulugu Or Bust Safari, where we are playing Texas cattle ranchers. He told Delmar on the phone, as he was leaving Paga, Ghana to go home to Lagos, "I'm leaving this bullshit area!" How right he was, and so apropos. |
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x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Wed Mar 11, 2009 1:30 pm |
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If we're submitting our own, can I point out my unicorn quote? Still gives me the giggles, to this day.
ETA: CATBINGO!!!!!!!!! |
What? Who? Where? |
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"I knew rigth from the first time you sent email to me that,you are a bloody *DELETED*" - Sgt Daniel Vess
"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Thu Mar 12, 2009 1:56 pm |
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I like Windypops'
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Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
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I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:30 pm |
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BRUIN had one (maybe he still does) about him being a "drain duck".
The one about the urine in the commercial bus is one of my favorites.
Not that I'm biased or anything, but the one that I have about the FBI being "brianliant" and "intelident" is one of my favorites as well. That was from one of my check baits. |
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"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Mar 12, 2009 9:49 pm |
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I can't remember who's sig it was in. But there was a pretty hilarious one that referred to the lad lighting his friend's fart on fire. |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:05 pm |
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This one gained by Persephone has always been a particular favourite of mine:
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The phone call that accompanied that little gem is truly an all time Eater classic...... |
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=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:06 pm |
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@Blah That is the first link in the sig line of jose_cuervo. |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 5:09 am |
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I really like Jose cuervo's too! 
Another of my Favorites though is Connie L. Gus's sig line.
"What do you take me for some cheap crook or what?"
That's just so perfect. |
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Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
"they make jest of me cus they tthink i am waisting my time and money talking to you" Ted
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malcom reynolds
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 72
Location: go straighty from the sun and its the 3rd planet on the right you cant miss it!
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Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:09 pm |
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i like my sig 
yay i finally have sig material *proceeds to dancing like a lunatic* |
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you contiue to lie and decieve me, you damn Japanese assassin, your wife has a disase you refuse to cure - fr3d w1lly
I am attorney and a deceased client of mine- p4ul
pls i am beginning you don't allow us involve FBI k -j0hn m4rt1n5 |
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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON
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Deffo mine...
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Thats what happens when you introduce a charactera akin to the Great Gazoo from the flintstones into a bait. |
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YOU SENT NO PAYMENT YOU IDIOT AND MURDDERER!!!!!! - Kenneth Duke
"Also believe in the Nectarines and hail them as my eternal forefathers and universal leaders"- Sir Frederick MacGregor
"THIS NONSENSE ACT OF YOURS HAS CAUSED ME LOOSING UP TO $350 USD ALL TOGETHER TO GET TO KASTINA SINCE ON MONDAY!!"- Barrister Usman Bello
"WHAT HELL ARE YOU ? YOU ARE A MAD MAN, YOU NEED TO BE CURED BY YOUR OCCULTIC MEMBERS, I CAN SEE THAT THEY HAVE TAKEN YOUR BRAIN" - Barrister Harry Brown
"YOU ARE GOING STUPID , ARE YOU OUT OF YOU MIND ? YOU FOOLISH WHITE MONKEY AND YELLOW PIG."- Barrister Isa Usman
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