Author |
Message |
malcom reynolds
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Mar 2009
Posts: 72
Location: go straighty from the sun and its the 3rd planet on the right you cant miss it!
|
Posted:
Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:33 am |
|
Quote: |
ANTI-TERRORIST AND MONITARY CRIMES DIVISION
FBI HEADQUARTERS IN WASHINGTON, D.C.
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS
J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535-0001
DATE: 06/03/2009,
Website: www.fbi.com
FUND BENEFICIARY
We received a security report from UK (United Kingdom) security unit to handle a case relating to your winner’s fund which you did not claim and was abandoned in the bank there in UK.
The report has it that your abandon fund was claimed by on known person with the help of some of the bank workers, the fund was transferred to Africa by these imposters, and we sent a delegation to Africa to apprehend them, with the information reaching our office today, they have apprehended the corporate who Stole your winners fund to Africa, and they have been handed over to the EFCC OF NIGERIA.
And we have ordered the EFCC OF NIGERIA to send them back to the UK, to face the authority in UK in bring them to justice, and it also come to our notice that some group of fraudulent people are contacting you, we need your help to apprehend all of them, because they are a pest to the world at large.
If you are not informed, your e-mail address was among the e-mails that won the year promo award of UK National Lottery, that is the fund that was transferred to Africa, and it has been recovered.
We need your urgent responds, so that we will tell you the proper agency to contact for your winner fund that has been recovered.
Write us with [email protected] now.
Yours Sincerely
FBI Director
Robert S. Mueller, III
|
well lets see whats wrong with this
a) why would the FBI concern themselves with a British lottery
b) he provides links to blank pages
c) i never even entered the lottery
what should i say to get him to take the bait |
|
|
|
|
Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
|
Posted:
Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:39 am |
|
Just tell him you're glad he's traced your money, and ask what you need to do.
You've read the stickies about safe baiting I expect. If you received it at your RL email address, reply from a fake one. The lad won't notice. |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
|
|
|
GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
|
Posted:
Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:57 am |
|
Get all angry about the fact that someone else has tried to steal your lottery winnings. That's why they are using that angle in their bait.
Imagine you are a fish and see anglers using a dragonfly bait. You torment them by letting them watch you chomping on dragonflys and then eat hotdogs when they aren't looking.
You can also use their own script to make it go weird. Ask for a photo of this person as you already supected that your postmnd was stealing stuff from you. Go a bit paranoid and ask if you can trust anyone who works behind a counter as you have already lost money sending cash by Western Union.
Scammers prey on the weak, the elderly and those who may not be too bright, or who are maybe just too trusting and gullible - so by proving you have fallen for their line makes them excited, but also gives you the chance to slowly start exhibiting signs of being a little wacky. |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
|
|
|
Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
|
Posted:
Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:57 pm |
|
Not only that, but not once did he mention Jay Leno. Obvious fake. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
|
|
|
ScammedOut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2009
Posts: 1440
|
Posted:
Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:25 am |
|
The FBI is very busy these days. Not only are they helping me collect my huge UK lottery winnings, but are even securing an ATM card for me!
The agents who wrote me are also happy to inform me that now that the US president is a black man, slavery is over and Nigerian scamm....I mean Barristers, Reverends and Doctors will have free reign to practice their professions. The FBI worried about this a great deal.
Honest! |
|
|
|
|
Ivana
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Sep 2008
Posts: 852
Location: Beautiful Hot Springs
|
Posted:
Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:59 am |
|
I like how they use fbi.com instead of the correct fbi.gov...
Not that an innocent victim would realize the difference
How considerate they caught the people and now want to give you the winnings... |
_________________ x2 Lagos - Cont, Benin "i really waste my money,time,effort,energy" - j.m. (w/OD)
x2 Lagos - Cont. Benin, Lagos - Benin city - "i wasted my time and my money" - collins (w/OD)
x2 Lagos to Benin city - kelvin (thanks again OD !!!) ongoing bait
spent a night in jail for "wondering aimlessly"in benin city - Kelvin
"that i might be talking with an antichrist" - Kelvin
"thanks for all your effort witch never prove positive" - kelvin over m7cn s3cur3
"is hard ok i can not sleep becouse of it" - due to m7cn s3cur3 - Kelvin
"i even had a sleepless night because of it" - 2nd lad, m7cn again
"i cant go through the stress overnight again" - 3rd lad from M7CN |
|
|
|
Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
|
Posted:
Sun Mar 08, 2009 6:59 am |
|
"Bob' and I are old friends. He once advised me to pay fees to Africa immediately because he knew that 'Earl Spencer' was a good and trust wordy fellow.
I asked him whether he knew any other members of the British aristocracy and in particular if he had any inside info about the death of Lady Diana.
He called me an opprobrious name and threatened to report me to Rush Limbaugh or someone like that. 'Bob' is lots of fun if you play him the right way. |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
|
|
|
windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
|
Posted:
Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:51 am |
|
I heard that the FBI 'go commando' when they are on ops as it's supposed to heighten their sense of awareness and keep them on their toes.
Ask him if that's true. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
|
|
|
|
shmuckers
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Aug 2008
Posts: 139
|
Posted:
Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:13 pm |
|
^ indeed The "fbi.com" part just cracked me up. This could be golden. |
|
|
|
|
|