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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 4:30 pm

Ok are these baiters that he's trying to get me to pay?

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RECIEVERS NAME: HANKS C0OL
ADDRESS:34 P4LM JUICE AVENUE UNITED KINGDOM
TEXT QUESTION MY NAME
ANSWER COOL
AMOUNT $2,750

SECOND RECIEVERS NAME MOHAMED C4SIM
ADDRESS:34 P4LM JUICE AVENUE UNITED KINGDOM
TEXT QUESTION MY NAME
ANSWER CASIM
AMOUNT $2,750

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Feb 2009 Posts: 69

He seems to have woken up a tad grumpy this morning, bless his cotton socks, I think I just ruptured his sense of humor completely, hope I havn't lost him, maybe I'll take on another persona to have a go at him from another angle, he's certainly a lot of fun.

Maybe I was a bit naive last night, hoping that he may see the light, no doubt his crystal meth / crack pipe is controlling his mind again today.

YOUR DEAD SMALL MAN! Laughing

Charming! I was only trying to help him.

Btw, he absolutely detests his poem that I wrote him last night, which goes along the lines of:

Bal4 has a 1 inch dick
He wears it on his head
And when the boys & girls poke fun at him
He wishes they all be dead!

I thought he'd like that, I made it up on the spot especially for him too in gm chat. Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Feb 2009 Posts: 69

Another email address of B4lla Hass4n, don't know if this has been posted up yet, he sent this one to me last night ...

[email protected]

Elite Baiter Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 1192

I just got this. I went off about how stupid he was. Called him an ignorant trouser snake. Said I couldn't help it that he was too stupid to collect money. I am now hiding in my house with locked doors.

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OK THEN I WILL SEND TO MY BOYS NOW, JUST CHILL OUT.
BALA HASSAN

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:37 pm

Had to give our boy a slap. Seems he forgot my name....

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hey bob

I guess my boose have sent you the contract paper, so why up till now you have not send the transfer slip, that was exactly what he told me that you will want to mess up, i guess you know that contract of the assasins are hardly broken, if it has to be broken then is death, is not the government contract were you mess around.

hitman

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Who the hell is bob? What'd you do, get drunk and forget my name? How are you supposed to kill me when you can't even remember my name?

Elite Baiter Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 1192

That would be me!!! Bwahahahaha. I must have gotten under his skin a little for my name to come up!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Feb 2009 Posts: 69

No no no no no, it was me, I'm sorry, that was my mistake lol.

Tickle slaps himself upside the head wondering if all of this old granny, young lesbian, hotshot net whizkid, middle aged codger with false teeth and being a member of the Cult of The Gold3n Rain0w is all good for his overall sanity. Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:32 pm

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too much talk you death time will soon come
gun dont kill people, people kill people

Lad wisdom-nothing else like it.

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

he entered my access code for s3curity shi3ld but didn't answer any security questions Sad

He hasn't threatened me in days!

Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:50 pm

NotPhil wrote:

he entered my access code for s3curity shi3ld but didn't answer any security questions Sad

He won't - I gave him a bad time using that, 71 questions answered and around two and a half hours of wasted lad time Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:04 pm

Haven't had this much fun in a while Smile

Looks like Bala got tired of trying to get money out of Paul. So, he's started asking Luke Skywalker to double his fee or die. Twisted Evil

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look here man, you have to make the said payment of since you want my fee double, then you have to make the said payment of $30,000 if not then i will ask my boys to send you to hell, you have to do this quikely because the person want you dead before the end of next week, you better get back to me so i tell you how to make the payment, life has no second chance. i will send you the tape of the person who want you dead as soon as the payment is made.
bala hassan

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Feb 2009 Posts: 69

Yep, got him going again, I'm now in my mid 80's, a frail old lady just out of hospital, he's just told me that I'm dead if I don't pay him his $15,000, signing off with his usual 4gent K1ller signature line.

This old dear is just about to start giving him another run around, hopefully it'll last longer than the last round.

Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 2:23 pm

Luke just heard back from our hitman. Anyone have any clue as to who he's talking about in this email? I thought perhaps he was going to link to an actual story, but can't find any information on the name.

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look here man dont take this last warning for a joke, am given you this last warning, your member who ask me to kill you is very ready to hear your death anoucement, i will like you to get the $30,000 ready by monday the 2rd of march, i will have to provide you a bank account were you will put the money in, that account is for one of my boys in UK who went for training school on how to snike into the president lodge, i want the money ready by monday, then i will send you the bank account, then when he recieve the money i will then send you the tape of the person who want you dead, in that tape you will find all his discusion on how he want and why he want you dead, but if you try to play games with me, i will ask my hitman who watch you everyday to send you to hell, he told me he saw you yesterday talking with some one, but i ask him not to hram you.

get the money ready by monday, i dont want any dealy in this, we are assasins who hit no matter the security.

remember life dont have duplicate, dont play or joke with this, this was the same warning given to rahim walter who was killed by my hitman in belgium last week because he take it for joke, i just say sorry for life little kid who he lsft in the whole wide world.

get back to me.
bala hassan
agent killer

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 02 Mar 2009 Posts: 4

I love these too - have only been involved in one. I acted like I was terrified I begged and pleaded for my life - then asked him to tell me what kind of car I drive then I would send the money...(he told me I was constantly being watched by his boys).

Also funny was his email address - [email protected]

Nothing like advertising your illegal activities! (and he spelled assassination wrong)

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:09 am

that addy is dead, thomas Sad

Elite Baiter Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 1192

I got a reply today. I said I knew somebody around where he lived and I would have them deliver the money. I accidentally (wink, wink) sent him the message instead of my friend. The "hitman" responded not to do that but instead he would supply me with a new bank account tomorrow. This lad is the gift that keeps on giving.

Elite Baiter Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 1192

And here is another bank account

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LOOK BOB
NOW THAT THE WESTERN UNION OR YOU HAVE MEANS UP, I JUST WANT TO GIVE YOU THIS LAST CHANCE, BECAUSE MY BOYS SAW YOU TALKING WITH SOME ONE BUT I ASK THEM NOT TO KILL YOU THAT IS NOT YOUR FAULT, BUT IF I FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE THE CAUSE THIS TIME MY HITMAN WILL NOT LIVE YOU ALIVE FOR 2MINS TO SAY YOUR LAST PRAYER, I HAVE FINNALY GET A NEW ACCOUNT FOR YOU, YOU HAVE TO TRANSFER THE MONEY INTO THIS ACCOUNT IN NIGERIA , AS SOON AS THE MONEY IS TRANSFER I WANT YOU TO SEND ME THE SCAN COPY OF THE TRANSFER SLIP, BOB DONT FUK WITH ME THIS LAST TIME, JUST GO AND THANK YOUR GOD THAT I HAVE TO HAVE A CHANGE OF MIND BUT IF YOU FAIL THIS TIME THEN JUST TELL THE MEMBER OF YOUR CHURCH THAT YOU ARE DEAD ALREADY, I WANT THAT MONEY $5,800 TRANSFER INTO THIS ACCOUNT AS SOON AS YOU RECIEVE THIS MAIL, I WANT TO SEE THE TRANSFER SLIP IN YOUR NEXT MAIL, I HAVE TOLD MY BOYS TO ALLOW YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT SO YOU ARE FREE TO RUN TO THE BANK, DO NOT MAKE ANY MISTAKE IN THIS TRANSFER THIS IS BETWEEN LIFE AND DEATH THIS TIME, AND DO NOT GIVE ANY ONE THE MONEY ON YOUR WAY TO THE BANK, MAKE THE TRANSFER AND THEN YOU WILL BE SAVE AND I WILL SEND YOU THAT TAPE OF THIS PERSON WHO WANT YOU DEAD.

HERE IS THE ACCOUNT INFORMATION IN NIGERIA YOU KNOW THIS HITMAN NAME IN NIGERIA , WANT THIS MONEY TRANSFER BEFORE HE LIVES THE COUNTRY FOR ANOTHER JOB.

THAT IS THE ACCOUNT NUMBER

BANK NAME: OCEANIC BANK NIGERIA PLC
ACCOUNT NAME :YOMIREJU MONDAY OSABO
ACCOUNT NUMBER:3000001009417
ADDRESS: 1011 BENIN AUCHI ROAD BENIN CITY NIGERIA

AS SOON AS THE TRANSFER IS MADE I WANT YOU TO CALL HIM AND INFORM HIM WITH HIS PRIVATE NUMBER +2348074535714 IF YOU WANT TO LIVE BOB THEN GO AHEAD AND MAKE THIS TRANSFER WITHOUT DELAY.

BALA HASSAN
AGENT KILLER

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:16 pm

Just when I thought our hitman had given up on my original character... Guess he wants a little more punishment. Twisted Evil

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YOU THINK I HAVE TIME FOR THIS YOUR JOKE, JUST WAIT FOR YOUR DEATH AS MY HITMAN WILL SOON VISIT YOU, MY BOYS SAW YOU LAST NIGHT TAKING WITH SOME ONE BUT I ASK THEM TO LIVE YOU ALIVE FOR MY HITMAN TO GIVE YOU A VERY PAINFUL DEATH, THE SCAN COPY WAS EMTY FOR THE LAST TIME.
BALA HASSAN

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:42 pm

What addys is he still active on?He seems to have gotten frustrated with all my vics,but I opened a couple new e mail accounts just for him,including one in the Y0meriju lads name.

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:48 pm

^^
I just had a g-chat with him on the original address. I haven't heard from the FBI or the other hit man for a while.

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:14 pm

He has just sent me a reply on the original address also.

I'm so frightened at the minute Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:16 pm

I've got this imbecile off script after only one email......

Is this normal ?

Elite Baiter Joined: 01 Oct 2008 Posts: 1192

I wanted to send money to his new bank account today, but the bank is closed due to a local holiday. Luckily, he has spared me for one more day.

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:35 pm

@toms
I'm not sure if he even has a script anymore. He's been reduced to a few key phrases:
Send you to hell
My boys saw you talking to somebody today
Dont f*ck with me
Agent killer

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:35 pm

mr.scissorkick wrote:

@toms
I'm not sure if he even has a script anymore. He's been reduced to a few key phrases:
Send you to hell
My boys saw you talking to somebody today
Dont f*ck with me
Agent killer

lol, he's been using similar phrases with me as well Cool

I offered him a $55,000 Maserati from my stable of exotic cars as payment for sparing my life, at which point he swore at me and informed me that he has 12 cars in his 'counpand' (compound?) and so didn't need my Maserati.

Some people are just so ungrateful ! Twisted Evil