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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:04 am

Oh well I couldn't resist throwing my hat into the ring, so J1zz productions emailing him with an offer he cant refuse.

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:02 pm

Quote:

Mr. Vl4d1m1r,

Subject line: What exactly is the problem??????????????

How are you feeling in your leg now? Hope the pain is not much? Are you in the hospital now?

Please, I did try the M7CN secure site over and over again yesterday and this morning without success. I have gone through the mail that you sent to me from western union, the person who should download the site is you, download the site from there and retrieve the M7CN number and forward it to me. This is rather so stressful to me, look we have lost this week in trying to secure the M7CN alone.

These whole thing have suddenly thrown me into a serious doubt that you may have been wasting my time; how more do I confirm that truly, you sent the money? How? Any further clear proof?

M4th3w

I didn't know you could "download" a website! Oh poor baby is that M7CM S3c8r3 not working for you? You gonna go cry in your emo corner now?

Quote:

Mr. Vl4d1m1r,

Subject line: Pay in cash please

Once again, sorry for the inconvenience, I have tried to open the M7CN secure site without success. Kindly get back to your agent and collect the money back and go to any western union agent and pay the money cash without using your credit card.

Once you pay, the agent will give you all the western union information which you will send to me to enable the receiver collect the money. Don’t pay online with your credit card. Take the money in cash. This is faster and easier for us to move forward and get the $30 million dollars wired to you without further delay.

M4th3w.

Apparently, I was "using my credit card" with WU. Laughing

I think it is time for Vl4d to die yet again. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:06 pm

Now that Vl4d has officially died. Ev@ will be taking over from here until...she...er....gets randomly married. Twisted Evil

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

Igor has had a similar email about not being possible to access S3cur3 MNTC - what a load of twaddle. So he has just had an email saying Igor had a long conversation with the man in WUntion and was told that he must go to an internet cafe to access the site (as if he isn't stuck in some sweaty internet cafe anyway). I'm determined this little rat is going to at least TRY the secure method. If all else fails we'll just have to use MG with a few false numbers followed by a plea to use a bank account.

There are some lads who you instantly dislike (even more than the others) and this guy is one.

Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:00 pm

Quote:

Subject line: May his soul rest in peace

Dear 3v4ng3l1n3,

Thanks for your efforts towards actualizing this transaction. The Attorney has commenced action on the change of name to your name, {3V4NG3L1N3 M0RT3NS3N} By God’s grace everything will be concluded today.

Further, should we use the same bank account that your late cousin sent for the swift transfer of the $30 million or are you getting yours too, please act fast if you are sending yours so that all changes will be effected today.

Note please, I do not need another code for the M7CN number, just try as much as possible to send the M7CN number itself, I cannot afford to undergo any further stress in search of the M7CN with any code, send me your direct telephone number for easy communication. This internet is time consuming.

I will be expecting to hear from you soonest.

M4th3w.

What a bastard! He won't accept another code! Time to do some damage! Twisted Evil

Oh yeah, he didn't believe that Vl4d had died and so I had to email him saying that I'd get it a once.

The email before the one above you:

Quote:

Attn Dear 3v4ng3l1n3,

Don’t tell me what you have just said is the truth. This is difficult to believe. Vl4d1m1r, but he wrote me last on Thursday and did say to me that he had a great pain on his leg and would return to the hospital on Friday. How did it really happen? Or my God, I’m scared of this world.

Please accept my heart felt sympathy. May, his gentle soul and all the faithful departed rest in Almighty God.

Well, since you have his email password, I think we shall continue with the deal since his name has been on the document and on the data base as the legal owner of the money in question. I will ask our Attorney to effect a change in name and put your full name as the beneficiary.

Currently, there was a fee of $500 dollar he sent, but I have been unable to pick the money because the M7CN s3c6r3 site does not work here in Nigeria. So I had ask him to contact his western union agent and collect his money back and re-send it by taken the money in cash to any western union point so that we shall not be subjected to the M7CN s3c6r3

That way, he will send the M7CN number, text question and answer to me immediately without further delay. So that is the level we are before the sad incident take place.

Hope to hear from you soonest.

M4th3w.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

This guy really is p*ssing me off. Arrogant and lazy doesn't adequately describe him.

My character Igor has now trawled the web and found a nice man (Mr G*mer?) to help solve the S3cure MTXM puzzle for him. A copy of the last 3 digits has now been sent which Igor has innocently passed on to the nice man on the internet. YEP, MAHTHEW B3LL0 IS GOING TO BE CHOPPED and I am drafting a suitable gloat/chop letter from the nice man as of now. The lad isn't best pleased as it is as the following emails show so he's gonna be doubly p*ssed off when he gets chopped.

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Dear Igor,

Bellow is what I received so far and the needed MTCN number is still not there. What do I do now? How long will it take to resolve this problem?

Could you please help me call the number from your country and see if the complete information/MTCN number can be released. This is really getting me angry and frustrating too.

Mathew.
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Dear Igor,

I don’t really know why we have to go through this stress just to receive money, why not pull your money back and send it with Money Gram, please find out exactly what the problem is. The $30 million dollar would have been wired into your account now, yet we are still waiting. Please do something very urgent about this. I sent you an email from my yahoomail too.

Mathew.

Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:55 pm

Quote:

Dear 3v@ng3l1n3,

This is getting more and more frustrating by the day. How long will it really take you to get a reference number on a transaction you have concluded? But you should have known that I could not do anything without the reference number. Should I take that you did not send any money or you could no longer proceed with me. I saw the{ Random Number} number on the slip and called it, but a man picked it up and said he never heard such name before, how can you explain that.

I need answers very quickly.

M4th3w.

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:22 am

Trying to get NN's pompous lad to fill out NN's infuriating forms; it seems like it would be a perfect match...

Quote:

Mr. Alfred,

From inception, I intimated you on the whole process and the source of this fund. I even made it clear on the last paragraph of my original proposal copy to you that if you are ready to work with me, get back with your personal details.

When you responded, I assumed that you have accepted the offer and ready to work with me. So you already know that the fund in question has nothing to do with any Terrorist or Terror related issue, if you insist, I shall ask the Attorney to obtain a Money laundering/Anti Terrorist Certificate to proof to you that I cannot engage myself in any act of illegality. But it will cost extra {$2,000} Money to obtain such document, if you can assist in all these, get back.

Mathew.

Quote:

Mr. Belly
Those documents are from the bank. The fact that I trust you does not
mean the bank trusts anybody. Perhaps you have heard of the terrorism
fears here in America. Unfortunately any large sum of money leaving
the US is subject to security procedures. I can fund the Money
Laundering/Anti Terrorist Certificate, the money is not a problem.
However, sending the money for that will be a problem, because I will
need you to fill you the forms in order to send the $2000. Crack smoke
kills brain cells. I had to fill out the same forms, they take about
10 minutes to complete and are much easier than many of the
alternatives. Please get back to me. I am growing a bit nervous about
the success of this transaction.

In retrospect I really should have slapped him for this. I really do spoil these lads.

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:34 am

Whew... glad I read this. He came back to me a few days ago apologising for his behaviour. I was going to run him through the same forms.

Instead I will continue to make life difficult for him while you get him to fill them out. My last lad told me I had no right in asking him to fill in some forms. Oh silly lads... Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:07 am

It may boost their street cred if he sees them again, but we wouldn't want to frighten him off. If I can't get him to put forth the minimal effort required to fill out 9 pages of humiliating forms then I will slap him thoroughly and let you have a crack at it. Fair?

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

I dollar chopped the lad yesterday. I sent him a gloat letter from the alleged chopper but he hasn't responded yet - still a bit early in the day for this lazy SOB. Does anyone know where I can find some kind of draft/template for a really good insult/dollar chop written in ladspeak?

[addition]. Looks like my original insult/gloat has done the trick - he is not a happy bunny.

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From: M4thew B3llo <[email protected]>
Subject: WHO IS J4MES GOMA
To: [email protected]
Date: Thursday, 5 March, 2009, 10:53 AM

Dear Igor,

Who is this James Goma? Is he your friend or business partner, read what he sent to me bellow. How could you call such person your internate friend. I will not continue with you again because if I wire the $30 million dollars into your account, you will still pay them to your Friend J4MES G0MA. Thanks for wasting my time all these while.

I HAVE IT (MTCN)!!!!!
Wednesday, March 4, 2009 7:55 PM
From:
"G0mer Brown." <[email protected]>
Add sender to Contacts
To:
"MTCN Friend" <[email protected]>
Hey Bro

I CHOP YOUR F**KING DOLLAR!! THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME M1SNITCH MONEY TO COLLECT. $400 - VERY NICE. YOU LIKE ALL IGBO - LAZY, LAZY, LAZY AND YOU ARE BIG FOOOOOOOOOL.

F**K YOU - YOU GET NOTHING BUT YOU ARE DESERVING OF NOTHING BECAUSE YOU NOTHING BUT CHURCH RAT AT OBIJA SHRINE. I F**K YOUR MOTHER GOOD BUT YOU NOT NOTICE BECAUSE JUST LITTLE BOI AND YOU A BIG FOOOOOOOOL.

THANKS AGAIN - $400 DOLLAR - NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

J4mes G0mer-Br0wn.

+234-703-669-0935

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:39 pm

^
Here's one I use with usually gratifying results

Quote:

YOU DE BIGGEST FOOL FOR INTERNETS, GO BACK TO UR VILLAGE TELL UR SISTER MAKE FOR ASHAWO, FOOOOOOL.

TODAY I CHOP {insert chop details} THEN I GO BUY BIG HOUSE AND MERCEDES.

HOW U LIKE THAT, MUMU FOR LIFE? YOU LOSE, SMALL BOI, WORTLES TOUT, SO STOP MESSING WITH MY MAGA COS IF YOU COST ME DOLLS WITH UR FOOLISH GAMES YOUR GENERATION WILL EVER BE DOOMED FOREVER AND EVER, MAY THE SOUL OF YOUR LATE FATHER REST IN PIECES.

NA PEPOLE WHO DON DIE AT PIPLINE BLAZT DEY BETTER THAN U GENRATION. UR OSU FAMILY DON RUN FROM VILAGE WHEN UR PAPA DON GET CAUGHT FORKIN GOATS N JUNIOR BOYS. UR MAMA ASHAWO MANY BROTHER DON SAY HER TOTO SMELL OF MONKEY.

NNEGI AMARO IFE O YA MERE OJIRI MUTA GI,EWU KA IBU ANUOFIA LIKE YOU,EGO ONE KI IWELI IJI EMENU,NMUA NATA NIGERIA MMA EGBU GI,EJI NUMBER GI UMU AKAM GA EGBU GI,KA ANYI NEVE ANYA VU IFE GA EME ECHI.

KEEEEEEP OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFF.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 03 Mar 2009 Posts: 41

What is a drop box exactly? Is it something the supporter members of the forum get that we get checks sent to then the drop box courier scans it in and sends us a pic of it or what?

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:22 pm

NURSE!!

My hand is now raised poised to slap the bejesus out of him for pulling rank on me. Also, he has critiqued your forms NN; maybe you should put a bunch of logos on the forms in case more pompous douche nozzles take issue:

Quote:

Mr. Alfred,

The form you sent did not come from either MoneyGram or Western Union, so you can see that it is of no use to this transaction. people do send money using either moneygram or western union on a daily bases none has ask me to fill these whole 9 forms before money is sent, don't forget that I'm a banker with 15 years of experience.

The form has to come from the above mentioned money transfer union. Again, you seem to be so keen to ensure that this deal did not move forward, I initiated this deal and brought it to you, so if you cannot play by the rule, then we may not partner together. I'm not ignorant of the form but what matters to us is remittance of the money into your account, if there are other things required by your upon the arrival of the $30 million, you should be able to sort it out before my arrival in the state.

This is a deal involving $30 million dollars, if your bank requires my mothers name as the case maybe, I'm not going to do that because this deal is optional. If you don't like it, we may stop, I have explained everything you and you don't seem to reason with me. I'm not going to look at those form you sent because it has nothing to do with this deal. Finally, see the first one which I consider maybe important, I have filled in my address and phone numbers there, view it in the attachment. I'm using my yahoo ID because hotmail is difficult, bear with me please.

Mathew.

There is an epic slap coming his way. Turns out I just decided that I've been in the banking business for 16 years. How d'ya like me now Bello?

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

This lad is so lazy even if the forms were requested by President Obama he'd still find an excuse not to do it.

The chop saga from Igor continues (below). I'm gonna bring him back on side then chop him again or get a bank account following some Moneygram failures. He must be getting pretty hacked off with all these money transfers failing at the last hurdle!

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Igor,

The problem is that, the mtcn you sent has been used by the same person you contacted to help you {G0ma}
Western union <well me pretending to be WU actually> told me that the money has been picked up this morning before you sent the mtcn number to me, and the mail I sent to you cam from the same G0ma who told me that I he has taken to the money, with all these mix up, I'm totally confused at all these, if you had sent the mtcn number like you send it to me this morning, we would have gone far and wired the money into your account, I don't really know what to do now as I'm afried of working with you because of G0ma.

Mathew.

<previous email to lad>
Date: Thu, 5 Mar 2009 12:13:09 +0000
From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: WHO IS JAMES G0MA
To: [email protected]

I is of Ig0r M1snitch. I read but i not understand good. You ask of me who jAmes g0mer-br0wn is and i say to you he is man on internet. You tell me to find MTCN so i write for help on internet. James g0M3r-brown write me and say he help me by getting MTCN. I tell you all this in my emails and you say is OK. You say to me is good that we get Mtcn as this what you want. I then send you mtcn for you to collect money. Why you no do this? What mean the leter which you send me. It no make sense to me. It all capital letter which is no good english and words haf no meaning. Why this?

Ig0r M1snitch (Blessed name of family).

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:27 am

Quote:

Matthew,
You have hurt my feelings. I have cried into my keyboard because of your harsh language. Now that I am finished, my ears are ringing with malice.
Just who in the Nigerian hell do you think you are? How thick are you? I am willing to help you through this deal. I have been reasonable enough to allow you to take 40% of money that was mine to begin with. I have been patient with your archaic third world customs. But my patience has been worn down to shreds. Why don't you join the rest of mankind and evolve? Pull up your loin cloth, unsquat yourself from atop the crude hole you call a toilet. Get yourself a collared shirt and for the love of your fellow man get your wife to put on any kind of shirt at all. I am happy to hear that you have 15 years of banking experience. Well I was a banker from 1984 until 2000; why don't you get out you state of the art abacus and figure out how many years that is. Furthermore, your 15 years of banking has been in a country that just discovered the concept of currency, and is yet to standardize any type of formal paperwork. If I lived in a country run by goats and illiterate donkey farmers, then I would watch my words around people who are obviously of superior stock. If you are too lazy to to fill out the forms, do not try to lay the blame on me. It is the procedure of my bank to use these forms. Since you are in a prehistoric country, I thought a bank to bank transfer would be the most sure method. Perhaps you would rather I use a carrier pigeon? Maybe tie to rock an throw to you? Me no want fill out forms. Me want live under rock.
Perhaps in your comprehensive 15 years of banking you have heard of security measures or paperwork? Perhaps, being a veteran of the financial universe, you have seen somebody use a pen on a piece of paper? How do they handle security in your bank? Voodoo juju spells? I think you should consider your own practices, consider how much you will be paid per page of this form, then get back to me.
I am waiting.

I thought maybe this is how the president of a company like mogulcorp would slap. It was a game time decision not to let loose my inner sailor; I hope he realizes the 9 page form really is his easiest option. The next arrow in my quiver is "se cure ptv"

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

Mat4hew has finally figured out he has been chopped and how it was done (Igor gave the S3cure M4CN reference to a complete stranger who went to the web page and got the M4CN) but with Igor pleading innocence the lad says we can still do business - isn't that kind of him?

One thing which is interesting is that the lad has written to (fake) Western Union Support Officer and is still insisting that http://mtcn.s3cure.la is NOT viewable on his PC. I'm beginning to think that maybe he is telling the truth on this (that would be a first) and maybe there is some block on the site in the cafes? Regardless, that then gives me the opportunity to say that the alternative is the infamous Secure M4CN ID verification forms which other baiters have sent him.

Pete.

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 5:22 pm

Quote:

Dear 3v4ng3l1n3,

Once again, here we are at a stand still because I could not call you directly to resolve these little problems. I get tired of waiting on matters that could be sorted out in 2 minutes call now taking us a week. We have just lost this week again. It’s really not good.

The money you sent cannot be picked because I cannot see the reference number clearly on the slip you sent as attached. For example, write out the 8 digits number this way 34500987. Paul is tired of being turned back each time by the Money Gram agent here, what do we do?

M4th3w.

What an impatient bastard! I love how "Paul" is being rejected by Money Gram repeatedly. Miss Ev4 is not amused, she will now proceed to slap him and/or chop his dolla. Twisted Evil

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

Yeah, you are absolutely right. He is one of the rudest and impatient lads I have dealt with. I think the frustration of so many funds not happening is taking its toll. He has written to my character saying I only have to send him $200 now (this following a $400 chop). He also wants it sent via M0neygram rather than Western Untion.

Looks like he'll be spending even more fruitless visits to the Moneygram offices next week. BTW - S3cure MTNC have written to him saying we usually send forms for those who can't "do" the validation test. Hopefully he is becoming uneducated about the service.

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 10:27 pm

@koko
You should make a receipt with the MTCN he used as an example. That is sure to confuse the hell out of him. I wonder if he'd even realize it.

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

Having sent $2500 ASEM via s3cur17y sh31|d

Quote:

you are to retrieve the M7CN yourself and send us the details.

It is illegal somehow I'm sure.. I fear that would put me on a national security watch list and I cannot afford to draw attention to myself that way since I have access to illegal drugs

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

M4tt the lad has been firing me emails like crazy all day. First he wants an immediate payment of $200 via MG and then he another gets another insult/gloat letter from his "chopper" (Thanks to "Wright B Hindyou" for the template). He gets in a huff and everything is off again. By the way he has the cheek to doctor a copy of the insult/gloat back to my character to make it look like he is an innocent too!

We are now back on track though after my character has promised to do ANYTHING to get the 30,000,000 on offer.

M4tt sure seems to have spent a very busy but ultimately unprofitable Saturday.

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:35 pm

I'm starting to think Mr. Bello is not being completely honest with me.
Now he claims he cannot access the shield site either.

Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:10 am

Quote:

Dear 3v4ng3l1n3,

Bellow is what I received from Money Gram, how can you explain this, is there any need for us to continue, you said you sent $200 dollar while Money Gram said $3.8, How much can I trust all these you have been telling me about Mr. Vladimir?

I'm totally discouraged.

M4th3w.

Your Transaction is complete here is the reciept‏
From: Tr0nd N1ls3n ([email protected])

Sent: Friday, March 06, 2009 6:34:56 PM
To: [email protected]
Dear M0n3y Gr4m® Customer,

Thank you for using M0n3y Gr4m®. We are happy to assist your money transferring needs. Your transaction has been completed. Here is a record of the transaction:

Sender: 3v4M0rt3ns3
Receiver: P4ul Ug0j1
Amount of money transferred: $3.8 USD
Withdrawal: March 4, 2009 4:20 P.M. by Mr. G0m3r

If you feel there has been an error please contact us by phone or by this email.

Thank You,

Tr0nd Ni1s3n
Fake information to make Tr0nd sound legit.

So, he responded a bit off but I love the I'm totally discouraged remark. Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1301

Scissorkick,

[update edit] Oops, originally I thought you were referring to S3cure MTCN but I notice is is S3cure Sh1eld. On the face of it it does appear that he is just being a lazy little toerag. Anyway I've left my original response below [end update edit]

Maybe it is true about S3cure MTCM website? You might want to hint at doing at what my character done and say you will seek help from the internet community. It'd be interesting to see his reaction. FYI here is my last letter to him from a S3cure MTCM representative (i.e me).

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From: M4rcus Welby ([email protected])
Sent: Fri 3/06/09 3:19 PM
To: [email protected]
Dear Sir,

Thank you for writing and for using W3stern Union, your No. 1 choice for secure and safe money transfer.

I am writing in reply to your email below. From what I read you are saying that our S3cure MTCN website is not available in your region. I have to tell you that I have never heard of this happening previously. I have consulted our technical support team and they too are mystified. They suggest it may be a locally imposed filter or blocker on your web browser or maybe even the operating system. Our technical team would be grateful for any further information you can supply. Can you please send me a screen print of the message you see or alternatively tell me precisely the error message displayed.

In the circumstances described (inability to view http://mtcn.s3cure.la) it would be possible to supply identity verification forms which would confirm your identity and allow us to exceptionally release the funds from the 3ecure MTCN (Western Union) system.

I hope this clarifies the matter for you and addresses your concerns. If you have any queries regarding this matter please phone the Western Union Service Desk on . Alternatively you can email the Western Union Service Desk at or you can email me directly at

Thank you again for your custom and we hope to be of service again.

M4rcus Welby Jones (Senior Support Officer - Secure MTCN Services).

Date: Fri, 6 Mar 2009 02:21:35 -0800
From: [email protected]
Subject: what can I do?
To: [email protected]

Marcus,

What can a recipient do when the site refuses to open here? How can I track the MTCN number using my phone, which number do I have to call?

Mathew.

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