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wokabo
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:05 pm |
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No, no self-mutilation, stupid me was defying all common sense and using a razor-sharp cutter knife to try to pry open a credit-card sized usb memory stick.
Result is a 6 cm jaw in my hand palm, down into the muscle. Luckily no main arteries, tendons or nerves were harmed.
Six stitches and (after anesthesia faded out) annoying pain (plus half a day away from work) is what I ended up with. And a tetanus shot in my arm and my but, provided for by a young female student nurse .
Must remind myself ALWAYS USE FORCE ON KNIFE IN OPPOSITE DIRECTION OF BODILY PARTS!
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:04 pm |
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The eleventh commandment as delivered by my father:
Do not place thy left hand before the cutting edge or thou shalt surely get cut.
I've got 4 scars on the first finger of my left hand to prove it. |
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:05 pm |
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This is not a very good format. I wouldn't WU you any money.
Hope you heal quickly! |
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ParaNoid
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:24 pm |
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One of my younger brothers did that. The box cutter went into his thigh... ruined a good pair of blue jeans.
I hope it heals well and you find those scissors...
...with the rounded ends.
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Connie L. Gus
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:34 pm |
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Sorry to hear of your pain. You are lucky not to have Reprob8 hanging around you PMing requests for spare Vicodin. I use scissors on clam shell packing now. When I'm without my scissors, I use the serrated portion of my Tanto. |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:53 pm |
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I would have to disappoint Reprob8. All I got was some lousy Dafalgan Forte |
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Harry Bawls
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Joined: 19 Oct 2006
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:14 pm |
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As you go through life, two rules will never bend, never whittle against yourself, or piss into the wind.
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:37 pm |
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Having done something similar once,trust me,you will never do it again.I did it on my wrist,and thankfully missed everything important.The guy I was working with did however comment how cool it was to watch the tendons move as I flexed my fingers. |
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Newdonym
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:16 am |
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A friend of mine did this whilst cutting two burgers apart. When they put his severed nerves back together they wired they wrong fingers up. He was dropping stuff for months until his brain reconfigured. |
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scambuster3
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Joined: 11 Jan 2008
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Location: South East tip of Australia Down under, where a Dingo ate my Lads WU slip
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:45 am |
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This is true
here in Australia there is a bloke who is running a political campaign
to have all sharp points removed from sharp knives so all knives are rounded at the front and blunt
lots of ouch factor
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 7:50 am |
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That plastic wrapping would go straight to the top of my banning list if I was in charge. You need nuclear weapons to crack it open. |
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harrya
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Joined: 23 Jul 2006
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Location: Not Happy
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:45 am |
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wrong tools often end in the wrong result and god knows I've had a few lessons
Hope it gets better fast |
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Jerome
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:55 am |
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softie
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:05 am |
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I'll add my feel better soon wishes here as well.
Some years ago now, most of my left thumb and I parted company after I tried to open a timber crate with a power saw ... not my brightest moment.. my thumb now resides in a glass jar full of preservative on a book shelf in the lounge room... so don't feel to bad. |
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:49 pm |
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:20 pm |
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softie wrote: |
Some years ago now, most of my left thumb and I parted company after (..) |
Hmm, must be a problem if you decide to go hitch-hiking in the UK or Australia. |
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Corona
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:23 pm |
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Dramaqueen
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 1:45 pm |
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Hope you get well soon! |
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:05 pm |
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wokabo wrote: |
Hmm, must be a problem if you decide to go hitch-hiking in the UK or Australia. |
Hahaha... easily avoided with a piece of old 4x carton and a niko. Always done much better hitchin with a sign declaring my destination anyway. |
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:29 pm |
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A friend of mine and I were nailing siding onto wooden studs one morning when he mashed his thumb with a hammer. Later that afternoon he was up on a ladder and did the the same thing again. He fell from the ladder like a sack of potatoes and curled up in a fetal position around his thumb. He couldn't make a sound because the wind was knocked out of him.
If you pound nails long enough your one thumb starts to look like a big toe.
@ wokabo: what were you looking for inside the memory card? |
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wokabo
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 3:42 pm |
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This is the memory card I was trying to squeeze open.
I wanted to see if the memory chip itself was hidden inside the tilting plug, or in the actual card. I was hoping that is was in the plug itself, so I could use it as a permanent Readyboost (Vista boot speedup thingy) memory chip that wasn't sticking out too much out of the usb port.
The card is made of 3 layers (1 plastic, 2 metallic) glued together.
This is how I attempted to separate the layers:
This is what I ended up with:
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Craig007
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:08 pm |
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Ouch, that's hell of a big plaster/ pad/ bandage thing! Thanks for the pictures. |
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Connie L. Gus
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:02 pm |
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So... was the memory on the flipper on in the card?
Just trying to be funny. The last photo does take a person's breath away. You're lucky, it could have been much worse. |
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Cathartic Kate
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:47 pm |
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@ wokabo.
Nasty, but I hope it heals well.
I suspect however that some helpful soul will soon post your poorly hand with excess fingers.
Quite who that will be and why they would do such a thing momentarily escapes me.
Thinks - Perhaps I should not have mentioned that? |
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wokabo
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Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:55 am |
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Connie L. Gus wrote: |
So... was the memory on the flipper on in the card?
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As far as I can see it's in the card, connected with a tiny cable. Even though the casing is all bent now, it still works (luckily I didn't cut it when the knife slipped away).
So far my Readyboost plans. Cut my hand for nothing.
[UPDATE]
I tempted faith and finally opened the card (without the use of anything sharp this time ) . There are actually 2 tiny cables.
What's in there seems totally unusable for the intended job (unless I go into some major hardware tweaking which I don't want to attempt):
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