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agentbaiter
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 80
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Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:07 pm |
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Just got this now, this isnt a regular lad mail. I smell something fishy!
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My dear friend,
I would like to invite you to the celebration I will be giving at my estate in Brighton in Wales. I will celebrate the 20th anniversary of my company in fake human hair. Let me introduce myself slightly first, my name is lord Albatron heritor of Earl Grindwell of Sussex. I grew up as the child of some factory people but whichever atrocious destiny that lay ahead of me I managed to evade by marrying a wealthy noble girl who unfortunately passed away shortly after our marriage. In the years after her death I became a highly appreciated member of some more exalted circles and got acquainted with a lot of people.
More out of boredom than anything else I started my own business, which unsurprisingly became a huge success. I remember my biological father already going bold in his early thirties, so one day when my company reached a new sales record of 1 million items a week I send him a toupee to celebrate, I never heard of him, the lousy scoundrel.
Anyhow, enough on me, the reason I am inviting you to my celebration is that I need someone to keep my mother-in-laws pet, or rather her, quiet, which is why at first we need to make sure her monkey is happy. She ordered a baby monkey through one of her acquaintances in Brunei. The old shrew is going bonkers it seems. Now my dear friend prof. Erian Smith ensured me that you are a specialist in handling primates, and might be willing to help me.
Of course you will be compensated generously for your assistance, please let me know if you are interested and what your plan would be regarding the primate.
Kind regards,
L0rd Alb4tr0n |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:11 pm |
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You've got a baiter there 
Reply with IV I IX somewhere in your response, they may twig you're a fellow baiter |
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MarcoLPantani
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Dec 2008
Posts: 62
Location: Your Mother
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Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:11 pm |
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It might be a template, given to scammers, by a baiter, posing as a scammer, but i dont know. Ohhh some replied at same time, they are probably right haha. |
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agentbaiter
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 80
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Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:13 pm |
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Lol i thought it might have been a baiter. |
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M_Jones
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
Posts: 30
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Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:19 pm |
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Looks like someone has changed their script for them. Has anyone actually got a Star Wars script or something else changed by a baiter (other than this one)? |
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zephyr2009
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 25 Feb 2009
Posts: 3
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Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:42 am |
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i got the exact same mail just now, i think it melted my brain a little bit  |
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TickleYerAssWiFeather
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Feb 2009
Posts: 69
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Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:00 am |
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It wasn't me, honest!
I admit that is exactly the sort of thing I would write, but it's definitely not me, I wouldn't waste baiters time directly like that.
Funny as hell message though, very good!  |
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agentbaiter
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 80
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Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:02 am |
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It was very funny and quite well written, thats what led me to be suspicious. |
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TickleYerAssWiFeather
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Feb 2009
Posts: 69
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Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:04 am |
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It's certainly too well written, the only mistake in there, he spelt 'bald' - 'bold', which kind of makes one think that it's someone havin' a right old laff.
I'm sure that was intentional.
Silly old sod, whoever it is. |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:10 am |
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A couple months back there was a scam e mail that got around from an astronaut on mars,who had been abducted by aliens.It was a very creative rewrite of a standard lad script.I wish I could remember who did it,but someone from here had gained a lads trust and helped him with his script.This sounds like it might be the same thing.I'm trying it with the lad in the hitman thread myself right now-I only hope I can be a fraction as sucessful. |
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Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Fri Feb 27, 2009 2:09 am |
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I remember a few really great de-education scripts. My favourite -although I can't remember the exact details or find it again - was a hitch hikers guide script.
I wonder if this is a piece of Slightly's work. I only ask because of this line "Let me introduce myself slightly first".
If you must leet names, you should either leet them all, or leave them be. I recommend leaving them be. I don't think I've even seen a bait fail because somebody didn't leet the lads name. Not doing their own details has ruined maybe 3 that I've heard of in the last year. |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:04 am |
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agentbaiter
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 80
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Fri Feb 27, 2009 8:35 am |
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Hey Nurse.
No I.P whoever it is uses googlemail. |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:19 am |
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Brighton isn't in Wales. Putting this in the first sentence looks ike a deliberate giveaway.
BTW I'm not sure how Brighton would cope with Wales's "one gay per village" restriction, but that's beside the point. |
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dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
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Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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agentbaiter
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 80
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:50 pm |
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Hey so i replied with this
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Dear Lord Albatron
I am a dab hand at handling primates i have owned many a monkey in my time exactly IV I IX. I like to saddle monkeys up and let young children ride them they really hate it thats how i got fired from my last job as monkey looker afterer. How sad it is that your father was bald maybe i could knit a wig out of monkey hair that will remind you of how it used to be. Would you like that?
Yours Sincerely
Captain Jean L Picard |
Expecting to hear nothing back. A couple of days later I get another in my inbox.
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Saddling monkeys up, what a marvelous idea! A number of children will be attending the celebration as well, they would be delighted! I'm not very concerned about the monkey, as long as everyone is having a good time and the monkey looks like he's having a good time too. Do you think you can keep the primate looking happy through all this? My mother-in-law will be fine as long as she thinks her monkey is content. And knitting wigs out of monkey hair, dear Jean, I must say you are very creative, I'll have one of my employees look into that, it might just be a very profitable area to explore. But better not send one to my biological father, I haven't been in touch with him since the incident and have no intention to do so either. Anyhow the celebration will take place somewhere in June or July, would that be good for you? Hopefully the weather will be pleasant, which would be excellent for the monkey rides. Also the varmint will be a bit bigger by then and a bit more suitable for carrying children.
Kind Regards,
Lord Albatron |
Someone is definitely yanking my chain! |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:02 pm |
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Kinda weird this - I'm not sure who's wasting whose time...  |
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Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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agentbaiter
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 80
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:44 pm |
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Its bizzare. Could this be the first ever case of mutual time wasting? |
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carrottshampoo83
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 03 Mar 2009
Posts: 41
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:46 pm |
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:10 pm |
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Tell them they need to work through your barrister: Lando Calrissian. Or immediately ask for a sweet trophy, like a picture of them hugging a monkey and holding a sign that says:
W3 R 3N6A63D
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-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
  
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:24 pm |
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Doesn't this fall solidly under the category of badgering?
Why waste your time with someone who isn't trying scam anyone? I agree it's funny, but this is clearly not a lad you are communicating with. |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
  = Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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agentbaiter
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 80
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:36 pm |
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I'm under no illusions that this is a lad. It clearly isn't. I haven't replied again and wont.
It was suggested that the script was changed by a baiter that had then passed it on to a scammer. My reply was to test if their was a script, clearly their isn't. Was a just for fun post didn't mean to give the impression I was baiting this person seriously. |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:38 pm |
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Okay, sorry...I get it. |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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agentbaiter
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 80
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:51 pm |
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Just read my last reply. It made me sound like a dick.
 Sorry. |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:41 pm |
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No worries. Dicks are okay.
(Did I say that out loud?) |
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Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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Inocent
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 1
Location: just north of the south pole.
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Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:12 am |
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I have managed to get four replies out of lord albatros,
I also thought he was pulling a prank, except he shat on me for being rude when i asked if his mother law had a monkey on her back....
I appologised and the bait continued.
I asked a whole lot of questions to which he answered, still not giving much away.
He / she remains unamed as yet.....
Have asked on other forums if anybody uses that name. no answers !
I figure its a baiter with nothing to do but make funny.
The author is well versed in english, as he isnt following a script.  |
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