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Lobo
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 368
Location: Adrift in cyberspace
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Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:24 am |
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Wife tells me she's stopping by the bank to put part of the tax refund into savings for our summer vacation. The first thoughts to pop into my head were "I could tell her the bank's closed. Or, they'll have problems with the transfer..."
When was that next Baiter's Anonymous meeting again? |
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Lobo's List of Lads that can't spell F*CK:
DONT FULK WITH US PAUL !! Agent Monday Snipper
FORK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Moses Modese
"write to me and tell to me more about myself" KristinaLove
"i might be shit to another time which might be in 3weeks or 1month" Raymond Miller mass bait
"you will be pilled to death" Adamu Ibrahim
"why is western union hard this time please?" Mr. Morgan
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NickTheCop
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Sep 2008
Posts: 2002
Location: The City Where Dreams Go To Die
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Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:50 am |
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Whenever I send a photo to friends or family, my first instinct is always to attach a huge dll file or to write that my scanner's broken.
My mind has been forever tarnished. |
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-I LOST EVERYTHING THAT NIGHT JUST BECAUSE OF YOU.
BJ - Lome to Abidjan to Yamoussoukro
Lome to Lagos - 2275km/1400mi
Misc :
Total : 17 000 Mugu Miles (27 000km)
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"MAY YOUR BLOOD BE SHARED AMONG DOGS AND WOOIS.
YOU FACKING SON OF THE DIVEL YOU ARE MORE STUPID." - Broda Michael
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:19 am |
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As if it wasn't wrong to think about scams and how to get back at them while I am asleep, I had to edit before sending a very serious work email the other day to remove the word "modality" as much as it seemed right to me, I dont think the recipient would have understood
My name is Murry and I am an Eaterholic |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
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Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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Canadian419
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Nov 2008
Posts: 330
Location: Get to the Chopper!
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Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:29 pm |
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I have a great eateraholic story. The other night (4 days ago) My better half says, "hunnie, your snoring." "I woke up (half asleep) and said, "Yeah, My throat is sore, all because of those Nigerians. If they'd give bank account." Better half bursts into laughter and I actually wake up and ask, "what?" she then further explains what I just said and That I'm clearly addicted to baiting and eater... |
_________________ "Has gone on member a condom ???! You of a bough plant me brains powder with the ???!" - Ekatrina
"IF YOU DONT THEN HELL AWAIT YOU." - Bala Hassan
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:23 pm |
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Too much safari baiting for me? A couple nights ago, I had a dream that I met one of the members here at a bus station. Their backpack was filled with tens of thousands of dollars, and we had to find a safe place to go to stash the money, as the lads were on their way.
I woke up, laughing. |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:59 pm |
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I was standing behind a man in a bespoke suit holding a bunch of roses and a sign at the arrivals concourse at our airport. I must have spent 15 minutes trying to act nonchalant while checking to see if the sign said "Ima Bayter or Mike Easter". I put the zoom lens on and go to the other side of the concourse to get his photo when he folds up his sign and walks away. The people that I am waiting for had to call me on their cell phone. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:46 pm |
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NickTheCop wrote: |
Whenever I send a photo to friends or family, my first instinct is always to attach a huge dll file or to write that my scanner's broken.
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Take care not to write "FAKE" on them. |
_________________ is always Good when you have the zeal to be a hitwoman when you out of school,it makes you bold and reall and it makes you more high than any other of your friend.
NOW AMBACK FOR YOU AGAIN STURBORN SHIT
you dont have a phone.that makes makes you joe butt
Fuck you and go find something to do man. Stop disturbing me please.
This is definitely why you will remain and die in poverty, ignorant of good things and easy acknowledgment of bad things and words. Shame on you, you wicked generation children.
i went you to no that this is not a cheld pray. i went you to get back to me
we are not scammer,we hate scammer as you do.scammer make out life harder and harder,a lot of people think we are scammer,in fact,we are not!! please trustt us |
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HarvestMoon
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
Location: a sorta fairy tale
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Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:07 pm |
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Too funny. I did something similar to Canadian419 the other night. Apparently I was feeling around the bed and patting/poking my boyfriend in my sleep. He asked what I was doing and I answered (while sleeping) "trying to see if you are a real or fake bank account." |
_________________ After the Gold Rush?
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"You must really think i am a fool.God punish you for taking me for a joke" Dead George |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:12 pm |
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patting/poking my boyfriend in my sleep |
I am not going to even go there. My reputation is in tatters anyway and I dread the *** SUSPENDED ***
I always use reverse phone number lookup even when my Mom calls me.
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Proud member of "The Todger Club"
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:25 am |
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I keep accidentally referring to our staircase bannister as a barrister. Also, a few times when my husband was trying to talk to me and I was tuning out him saying my name, he called me Ima to get my attention. It worked. |
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:46 am |
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[semantics]You also keep accidenally referring to your balustrade as a bannister. Shame on you[/semantics]
This is one of those threads I enjoy seeing again and again, as it makes me realise I'm not that crazy.
I've got my family so scared of scams I get called to check out every website that isn't amazon, facebook, or hotmail. It would annoy me, but my stepdad is great at finding dodgy sites.
My friend called in the other day so we could go get some lunch and came in to find me hurling abuse at a lad on my ba(i)t phone.
Lads also seem to call when I'm on the bus. The looks you get are priceless. You'd think noone had ever explained about how they'd tried to transfer the money, but the teller looked at them funny, so they had to burn the western union outlet down again.. infornt of them before. |
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HarvestMoon
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
Location: a sorta fairy tale
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 2:54 am |
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Cathartic Kate wrote: |
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I am not going to even go there. My reputation is in tatters anyway and I dread the *** SUSPENDED ***
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And I chose my words so carefully because I knew somebody's mind would go there.... |
_________________ After the Gold Rush?
x11 x37 x25 x7 x4 x3 x3 x3 x2 x2
"You must really think i am a fool.God punish you for taking me for a joke" Dead George |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 5:49 am |
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Haha, Kate.
I haven't had many experiences, only remember one vividly. It was kinda like Slaphappy's. Vaguely. |
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:02 pm |
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I had to get up one night to use the bathroom and tripped over a trunkbox in the dark. |
_________________ Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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