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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:29 am |
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Has anyone else been similarly honoured?
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Compliments of the season to you.  My name is Sir David Toe I represent Her Royal Majesty The Queen. I got your contact through one David who told me you can handle a deal for me. |
It is SUCH a shame that Her Britannic Majesty cannot find the time in her busy schedule to shift trunks full of dollaz around the world - so hats off to her mates Dave and Dave who can step in at a moment's notice. Sorted!
PS There's a bit of a giveaway at the end of the message:
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Because of my status, I don't want third party only between both of us. I have mapped out 5% for any expenses to be incurred during the curse of the transfer.  |
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 Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
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Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:39 am |
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Ask him to give you the names of all her corgis as proof he is genuine. Last time I counted she owned 67  |
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"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
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agentbaiter
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 80
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:11 am |
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Or you could ask for the inside information everyone wants to know.
When will she crown Charles king? |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:23 am |
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The monarchy were refused another few million a year pay rise a while back, but surely she's not getting this desperate? |
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SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
 "Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
    
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Ophelia Dikki
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
Posts: 740
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:07 am |
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I'll do whatever they want on condition I can borrow the coronation coach on friday night and go crusin around some of her more salubrious council estates  |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:19 am |
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You and Prince Phil could sink a few pints and grab a kebab.  |
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Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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