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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:37 pm

Except I have NO idea what the hell my ladette is talking about in most of these questions... Confused

She seems to get particularly belligerent towards the end. I'm assuming her brain started to melt or something.

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Session starttime: 2009-02-27 14:44:17(GMT-7)
Session endtime: 2009-02-27 16:13:40(GMT-7)
Answers: 42

Q: Have you used service before?
A: I have not used security secure before
Q: If you answered yes to previous question, how many times?
A: I have not used it before
Q: Have you received other type of electronic transfers before?
A: I have not electronic transfers before
Q: Why are you receiving these funds?
A: is for buiness
Q: Are the funds you intend to receive related to any criminal activity?
A: is not related to any criminal activity

Q: Will the funds you receive be used for any criminal activities?
A: No the funds will not be used for any criminal activities
Q: Do you have criminal record or are you being investigated for any crime?
A: No I dnot have any crime investigated
Q: Do you know anyone who is connected to organized crime?
A: I dont know any one organized crime
Q: Do you know anyone who is being investigated for a crime?
A: No dont know any one being investigated for a crime
Q: Do you know anyone who has been convicted for a crime?
A: I dont know anyone who has been convicted for a crime
Q: If you were asked to choose which time you would like to live in, which century?
A: I like London
Q: What are some common occupations in your country?
A: supermerkert
Q: How do you imagine your death?
A: I know I will live long
Q: How long have you gone without having sex?
A: A mounth
Q: Do you know someone who is afraid of flying in an airplane?
A: I dont know anyone
Q: Have you ever been in a fight? Did you win?
A: I have been in a fight,I did not win anything
Q: Have you ever eaten a crayon?
A: No i dont eat crayon
Q: What is the most annoying thing about your partner?
A: the most annoying thing about my partner is when she lie to me
Q: Have you ever had an eating disorder?
A: No i dont have eating disorder
Q: Do you remember when your last child left home for good?
A: yes she left home 2th may 2000
Q: Do you remember when your last child left home for good?
A: yes she left home 2th may 2000
Q: Do you like your job?
A: yes i like my job
Q: What is a volunteer project?
A: Project Volunteer is a student community service organization
Q: How long have you gone without having sex?
A: a mounth
Q: How much money does a secretary get paid per week?
A: 350 dollars
Q: What did you dream about last night?
A: to get a new business
Q: For which fruit is the US state of Georgia famous?
A: The name of the famous south Georgia swamp, the Okefenokee
Q: Have you ever experienced a tsunami?
A: No have not experienced tsunami
Q: What are some ways of dealing with it?
A: Some New Ways of Looking at Conflict: Recognizing and Dealing with It
Q: Why would I choose you instead of the 50 others wanting this position?
A: 'My preferred position is 4, but I would still like my ad to appear in positions other than 4.' ... On the other hand, if you set a position preference of 4-10+, ... Choose the campaigns and ad groups you want to track
Q: If you had to be at home to recover for a long time, what would you do to relieve the boredom?
A: i wil rest
Q: Do you believe there is life on other planets?
A: I dont believe
Q: Why did you choose this company?
A: i like there SECURITY
Q: Are you proud of me?
A: yes of cos
Q: Broken the law?
A: I dont think i will
Q: Why did you choose this company?
A: becose they are Secure
Q: Give me a reason why you think that email is a good way for people to communicate.
A: becose it the fast way to do busniess
Q: Give me a reason why you think that email is a good way for people to communicate.
A: becose its the fast way to do busniess
Q: How should countries respond to natural disasters?
A: The Natural Disaster Rapid Response Mechanism should be triggered only
Q: Is there public assistance in your country?
A: there is no public assistance
Q: Seen Titanic?
A: I Haven't Seen: Titanic star: Reviews of Movies I Haven't Seen: Titanic starring Jesus and Julie..

Q: How did you feel after you had finished the work?
A: I feel okey

Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 11:59 pm

What a wonderful waste of 2 hours Smile

Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:33 am

Ok let me break it down for you:

1. He has not used this service before
2. He's trying to convince you that he's not a scammer and it's just business
3. He didn't understand the question about which century he'd like to live in.
4. A common occupation in his country is a supermarket apparently.
5. He's gone without sex for a month.
6. It's been in a fight because doesn't understand the meaning of "win."
7. The most annoying thing to him is being lied to. *Hypocrite*
8. He doesn't eat crayons
9. He likes his job
10. He only feels okay, knowing that he's taking money from somebody
11. His child abandoned him on May 20, 2000
12. He doesn't think he'll get caught by the cops
13. He's heard of the word "volunteer"in the name of a group
14. He doesn't think he will ever die
15. He doesn't understand what Georgia is famous for, so he found something that is famous in Georgia.
16. Doesn't know what a "tsunami" is.
17. He loves scamming people
18. He thinks the movie Titanic stars Jesus in it!

Laughing