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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:47 pm

^^^I don't think it needs to be stickied. It's just one of a thousand outlandish baiting modalities - albeit a particularly hilarious one. Laughing

I'm sure having fun with it!

I have a favorite modality, which I would LOVE to combine with this one! I have an affinity for falling in love with my lads - I like to bait as a lonely, horny, singularly ugly widow, who falls in love with the lad who's trying to scam her, regardless of the scam - NOK, trunk box, lotto, whatever. And I'll fall in love with ANY lad - old, young, married. I like to get them salivating for all the money I'm going to send them, and then I fall in love with them and make them pretend to fall in love with me...and once I've got them emailing sweet love sonnets and telling me all the things they're gonna do to me in bed, WHAMMO - I send them my photo:

It's always fun to watch them debase themselves as they have to continue to profess their undying love to me.

So....now I'm thinkin...I could bait 'em with LOLcat, combine with my falling-in-love modality...and then send them THIS photo:

I see great things in the future.... Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:20 pm

Holy shit! Cachuma, you have topped Hessie! That... whatever it is, male, female, tranny, whatever it is, is remarkable! Wow! Killed my erection.

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:31 pm

^^Doc, I'm surprised you don't recognize someone as famous as Michael Jackson.

Love this thread, BTW. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:06 pm

dr stephen williams wrote:

Holy shit! Cachuma, you have topped Hessie! That... whatever it is, male, female, tranny, whatever it is, is remarkable! Wow! Killed my erection.

This is actually a real, reasonably famous person, known as the "Cat Woman". She's a rich NY socialite who is obsessed with cats, and has gone through years of plastic surgery to try to look like a cat. She's done multiple interviews and her picture is all over the net, and she's been routinely ridiculed by the late-nite comics, so I have no problem with using her likeness for my bait - at this point she's part of the public domain.

Luckey - glad we could entertain you. Very Happy

We aims ta please here!

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:16 pm

^^^^

http://oddee.com/item_88803.aspx wrote:

Jocelyn Wildenstein

This is what happens when you get obsessed with plastic surgery. A wealthy socialite from Switzerland, Jocelyn is actually a celeb for being so ugly. Her extreme appearance has led to the press giving her the nickname "The Bride of Wildenstein," a reference to The Bride of Frankenstein. Wildenstein has allegedly spent almost US$4,000,000 on cosmetic surgery over the years, all payed by her husband, the billionaire international art dealer Alec Wildenstein.

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:19 pm

holy s@#*! Cachuma, now those images are burned on my retinas. I am still seeing Hessie and the cat woman as I am typing this. If there are any spelling/grammatical errors in this post, it is because of those images.

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:30 pm

^^^

Well, you know, baiting does require a strong constitution (and stomach!)

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:57 pm

The Cat Lady. Okay. My she is... something. I thought it was a tranny (not that there is anything wrong with that).

Luckey, only in America can a black boy grow up to be a white woman.

LL, thanks for the explanation. Disturbing.

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:20 am

I have 4 cats.If any of them looked the slightest bit like that,I would have it put to sleep.

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:01 pm

This is somewhat challenging (and funny), trying to come up with the "give me your details" answers Laughing

It's time for my cat and namesake to enter into the wonderful world of lotteries.

Quote:

Dear Edz,

G, this shur iz compicated, but I try ;;

1. Full names. Worf T. Felonius

2 .Sex I can haz operashun long timez ago

3. Date of birth. 10/9/93

4. Marital Status. I no can haz mate

5. Residential address. I live wit family. House nice.

6. Nationality I iz USA ;;;;

.
8. Phone number and fax number. I can no haz phone. Not know whut fax iz

9. Reference number and coupon number. Not knoz whut this iz

10. A scanned identification of you sent via email or via fax for vetting process which is a standard practice just to ensure that we are dealing with the right individual.

I no can haz scannur

okthxbye,
Worf

P.S. How do bankz trazfurz?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Oct 2008 Posts: 30

Guys I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while. This has got to be the funniest stuff on the boards. Good work.

From now on all my lads get replies in something other than english.