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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:20 pm

Ash Williams, First Founder of the Sacred Church of St. Nurgle is in Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 3:30 pm

Quote:

Lord N0rris C0le to cimac_hospital

Dear Sir, I would like to become benfactor to this poor girl, maybe
even look after her in my castle.

How can I help?
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Not quite a Newb Joined: 22 Feb 2009 Posts: 62

Castle

Baited....

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:28 pm

Email sent, waiting for reply.

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:06 pm

I generally just stick to closing sites...but I just sent an email on this one. Let me know if you need help from a US-based female character.

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:34 pm

IPs:
65.55.90.200 Microsoft Corp, Redmond, WA, US
193.93.99.131 NV-ARIAVE, NG Nigeria (Who would have guessed?)

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:39 pm

M1chael McC4kk is also in. He's a vicious bastard. He once threw a monkey in the sea.

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Feb 2009 Posts: 209

I'm in.

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:08 am

Pastor Larry is passing around the collection plate.

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:17 am

Anyone heard back from this scumbag?

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:24 am

No I-hopefully he is laying on help from idle lads to help him.I would dearly love to deconstruct this one.

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:42 am

Nope, never heard back. Confused

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Oct 2008 Posts: 30

I'm in.

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:23 am

Replied to forwarded e-mail as

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:59 am

sir scam alot wrote:

Anyone heard back from this scumbag?

Not yet... Confused

Hopefully, he's too busy with other Eater members...

EDIT:

Just received it:

Quote:

Hello Baiter Name,

May God Almighty bless you for your concern towards little M4r1e. I am Dr. M1ch4el Hu9h of C1m4c Hospital London.

Please let's give as much as we can to save the live of this wonderful child of God. We are not taxing or imposing certain amount on you, rather any amount you donate will contributor for effective surgical treatment.

The baby is placed under a solid able care and with the help of few individuals whom God has touched their heart to help the baby to this stage, we can do likewise so that the baby can undergo for medical surgery that will cost eight thousand Pounds (£8, 000.00) there after the baby can be free individuals like we are.

Please note that the donations are not going to the few individuals or the parents of the child. Rather, to save the live of the little baby.

Note: all donations should be sent through Western Union Money Transfer or money gram international with my secretary name (Mr. P4ul W4ts0n)

Do enclose the sender full name, sender contact address, donation pick-up control number and your direct contact phone number. Immediately we receive the payment we shall call you for notification.

God will bless you abundantly as you volunteer

Dr. M1ch4el Hu9h.
Surgery Specialist
C1m4c Hospital London

Let the show begin Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:30 am

Lord N0rris got the same letter.

Quote:

Dear Doctor Huge,

Thankyou for your kind reply. Sadly, after a misunderstanding with a
Professor Soludo, my wife has had me made presona non grata at all
branches of Western Union - in effect I am banned from there.

My philosophy in life is if I have a problem, I simply buy it.

Can I buy this child? As well as being able to look after her, she
would bring tourists to my castle.

It would have to be cash on the nail, due to my wife having Power of
Attorney over the millions in my bank accounts, but I'm sure we could
arange something. How about £100,000?

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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:34 am

Well, as i'm also fishing for a real bank account, we might as well compare if we get one Razz

I don't think he'll give one, though. His reply to me was

Quote:

Baitername,

The almighty lord will continue to bless you. Please we need to know where you are mailing from, and your direct phone number. We shall send an account to you as soon as we get the requested information.

With God, all things are possible. We are doing everything humanly possible to see the child healthier. Once again, God bless you.

Dr. Michael Hugh.
Surgery Specialist
Cimac Hospital London

So let's see...

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 11:31 am

The Brotherhood of Tossers Awards and Donations Committee just joined the list of willing benefactors. There might be a little red tape. But we need a bank account first.

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 12:52 pm

Ah ha! There he is! Mugus on the wire, prepare to fire. Laughing

He's gonna be one FRAUDSTRATED lad.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Oct 2008 Posts: 30

Just got this

Quote:

Thanks for your mail and update. I am Dr. Michael Hug4 of C1mac H0spital London.
Please let's give as much as we can to save the live of this wonderful child of God. We are not taxing you for certain amount but from what you have send across to the use for surgery the baby is undertaking. The baby is placed under a solid able care and with the help of few individuals support whom God has touched their heart to help the baby to this stage. We can do likewise so that the baby can undergo for medical surgery that will cost eight thousand Pounds (£8, 000.00) there after the baby can be free individuals like we are. Please note that the donations are not going to the few individuals or the father of the child. But to save the live of the little baby.

Note: Any payment should send through Western Un10n Money Transfer.
Please send any amount if you are really wanted to help this child with my secretary name (Mr. Paul Wats0n) through any Western Un10n Money Transfer Branch and remember to get back to us with the Western Un10n Money Transfer control number and with other Information. Immediately we receive the payment we shall call you for notification. May all mighty God bless you abundantly.
Dr. Michael Hug4.

Of course, WU comes with lots of instructions, right? My character never seems to understand those complicated forms and needs lots and lots of help.

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:05 pm

^^ I got the same email, but of course I don't know how that money transfer thing works.

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:08 pm

You guys sure must be keeping him busy, he now fails to respond Sad

Would he be checking my fakey address, or just decided to drop my nasty no-WU person? Ah well, perhaps he's just sleeping... Yawn... why can't lads respond when i want em to?

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:12 pm

He's still on his script. It's whenever he runs out of pre-scripted, copy and paste answers that the real fun begins.

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:13 pm

Hi Ethian, It took him about a day to respond to my first email. They don't bother to check email addresses, so that if not the issue. Nothing wrong with google-talking to you. It still wastes his time.

Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 2:15 pm

Well, it only took him an hour for his first replies... i think he has to adapt his script then, or he's just offline.

G-talk was someone else, perhaps scammer, but he/she quit rather soon... Ah well. (just a resembling name, i think - edit again : even weirder, it was some scammer i sent a mail 2(!) years ago... asking what i meant with the mail. Talk about being up to date...)