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agentbaiter
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 80
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:04 pm |
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I got an email of a lad who wants my bank details. He wants a swift code but ive never heard of one in real life so i asked him. Here is his reply
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The swift code is your bank rotting number to avoid wrong transfer. |
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:09 pm |
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Tell him you called your bank and they only gave you an acct number and routing number.
I've never had a lad insist on obtaining something like that from me. If he keeps on pestering for it, just tell him to call the bank himself and ask. |
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B8er
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:11 pm |
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Its a code used to identify a particular bank. I think they're mainly used in international transfers.
Rotting probably translates as routing. |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
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Location: SATA
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:13 pm |
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Tell him you called your bank and they only gave you an acct number and routing number. |
Agentbaiter we don't educate the lads. Let him think it is a rotting no. |
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frank.lester
419Eater is my life
Joined: 08 Aug 2008
Posts: 475
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:43 pm |
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in my bank they cannot have swift code. they are very slow
and so is my communication to the lad.
sorry dunno swift code, watt das ju mean ? |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:30 pm |
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Or you could get all tangential - a swift is a kind of bird, so a rotting swift, why would it have a number? How many does he want? You've got some chicken in the fridge that has gone out of date, you could send that if he's really hungry? Is it true that there are people starving in Africa? You've got some old lettuce and tomatoes too if they want some salad?
Persisting with a tangent whilst he tries to explain the intricacies of international banking will keep everyone (except the lad) entertained |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:35 pm |
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The swift code is your bank rotting number |
There are a lot of rotting banks in the world right now.
Ask the Lad which one of the rotting banks your should use for this.
In my opinion, CitiGroup is rotting bank #1. |
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agentbaiter
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 80
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:40 pm |
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Cheers guys, i guess this is the perfect excuse to think outside the box! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:24 am |
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Occasionally I've told a Banker Lad demanding routing and Swift numbers "Just ask ---- bank and they'll tell you, because I have no idea." |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
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Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:10 am |
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I think he's saying he wants you to give him a rotten number. |
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agentbaiter
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 80
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Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:11 am |
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Ive taken the route of acting completely dumb.
I thought i had completely gaffed a bait up by filling a form i was sent, by a lad with details of another character I'm playing. It was late and i was sleepy
He wasn't even bothered just told me to contact the "Bank" with the details i had just sent him plus a photocopy of my passport. Unfortuantely the
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G.3.R.B.I.Ls in the runners that feed paper to the ink tray have died because i haven't fed them. |
I have however asked if a painted portrait will suffice as I.D
Awaiting his reply. |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
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Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:21 am |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:29 am |
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Maybe a Jackson Pollock or a Salvador Dali? |
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May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:08 pm |
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agentbaiter wrote: |
I have however asked if a painted portrait will suffice as I.D
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That's brilliant.
I'll have to remember that one. |
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With all due respect. you nothing but a cheap scum.idoit and heartless man!! - Turkey Smith
please daddy don't lunch your powers on Mr.alex! - my "son".
M7CN Mangler - 1998 clicks. This process is absolutely embarassing. - Sgt. Jones
M7CN Mangler+SecSh1eld+Allst@r= How dear you make me go thru such stress.. - Fr@nk West
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agentbaiter
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 22 Feb 2009
Posts: 80
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Posted:
Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:05 pm |
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Was thinking on my feet
Still awaiting a reply though. I hope i havent scared him off! |
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