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Vulcan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Jan 2009
Posts: 55
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:56 am |
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No big surprise, but I thought it was funny how he accused me of tricking him into joining a terrorist organization. This lad is a little smarter than the rest, darn.
I sent him a modified version of NN's [email protected] forms, made the first page reference it to being a step in getting a visa, since my lad was talking about getting a visa to the UK.
Dear Jack,
How are you today and how was your weekend? Did you watch football? What club do you support? You know we in Nigeria here are crazy about English football.
Saw the forms you sent to me, man they are weird. What kind of organisation is that? I really cannot answer most questions on those forms. It looks like you are trying to lure me into a terrorist organisation. I would go to the UK embassy website and download the form there, thats the form of application I know better. Except you would help me fill the form. Here in my country we do not discuss terrorism, what we have is tribal wars and communual clashes.
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Ophelia Dikki
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
Posts: 740
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:27 am |
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let him download the form from the U.K. or U.S. site. So long as he sends it directly to you (so you can expedite his application  ). Then one of the routine scans done by MI5 or FBI comes back with problems, and he the has to fill out the special FBI/MI5 you provide. |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:40 am |
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Lad rejects? How dare he. This process is not optional. You do all your business that way. If he can't fill them out then he must have something to hide.
Pr@T forms require finesse, and a little desperation. You need to have your lad firmly latched before sending them. Give this a whirl...
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Dear (lad),
I don't understand what is strange about them? I was discussing with my mother about our deal and wanted to be sure that any business I do is to make sure that no money I sent is used to fund any terrorist activity. My bank suggested it and I think it's a wise decision considering what is going on in the world today.
The bank tells me that only I need to keep these documents to give me peace of mind. You fill them out so we both make sure that no money will make it to the evil terrorists. They do not make you terrorists. They just make sure any money we both transfer doesn't go to them. It's very easy to complete. I filled out my own and have filed them in the cupboard.
I think it's wise if we are to continue doing business you should complete them.
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:09 am |
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How are you today and how was your weekend? Did you watch football? What club do you support? You know we in Nigeria here are crazy about English football.
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Esq
Poster Boi
Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Posts: 684
Location: MHC6 HQ, Australia
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:41 am |
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a pretty well spoken lad really |
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from the Hollow
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 24 Oct 2008
Posts: 80
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 1:36 pm |
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Have him to fill out a FAFSA (Free Application for Federal Student Aid) for your college..fafsa.ed.gov. It takes longer than filling out a 1040. |
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toms29
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 17 Dec 2008
Posts: 17
Location: United Kingdom
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Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:26 am |
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| A once in a lifetime opportunity to insert the word 'Wank' into your bait. |
Easier than you may think windypops !
One of my lads (he's in my sig !) is currently communicating with renowned plastic surgeon Dr. M4rray W4nk as we live and breathe ! |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Thu Mar 05, 2009 3:05 am |
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If you're having fun and don't mind making the effort, there's an editable Chelsea FC Supporters Club Form (as he seems so interested in soccer) here that you could send him, after you have 'weirded' it up a bit.
http://www.chelseasupportersgroup.net/download.php?view.53
A few questions like "Are any of your relatives, or anyone you call a friend, a supporter of Arsenal FC ?"
"Have you ever sung - We're Forever Blowing Bubbles - or - You'll Never Walk Alone"
I bet that would be accepted as equivalent to an anti terrorist form. |
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