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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:47 pm |
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^^^I don't think it needs to be stickied. It's just one of a thousand outlandish baiting modalities - albeit a particularly hilarious one. I'm sure having fun with it!
I have a favorite modality, which I would LOVE to combine with this one! I have an affinity for falling in love with my lads - I like to bait as a lonely, horny, singularly ugly widow, who falls in love with the lad who's trying to scam her, regardless of the scam - NOK, trunk box, lotto, whatever. And I'll fall in love with ANY lad - old, young, married. I like to get them salivating for all the money I'm going to send them, and then I fall in love with them and make them pretend to fall in love with me...and once I've got them emailing sweet love sonnets and telling me all the things they're gonna do to me in bed, WHAMMO - I send them my photo:
It's always fun to watch them debase themselves as they have to continue to profess their undying love to me.
So....now I'm thinkin...I could bait 'em with LOLcat, combine with my falling-in-love modality...and then send them THIS photo:
I see great things in the future.... |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:20 pm |
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Holy shit! Cachuma, you have topped Hessie! That... whatever it is, male, female, tranny, whatever it is, is remarkable! Wow! Killed my erection. |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Mon Feb 23, 2009 10:31 pm |
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^^Doc, I'm surprised you don't recognize someone as famous as Michael Jackson.
Love this thread, BTW. |
_________________ Moderator: \ˈmä-də-ˌrā-tər\: noun
A material which slows down neutrons after fission to speeds at which their probability for interaction with the fuel material is increased. |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:06 pm |
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dr stephen williams wrote: |
Holy shit! Cachuma, you have topped Hessie! That... whatever it is, male, female, tranny, whatever it is, is remarkable! Wow! Killed my erection. |
This is actually a real, reasonably famous person, known as the "Cat Woman". She's a rich NY socialite who is obsessed with cats, and has gone through years of plastic surgery to try to look like a cat. She's done multiple interviews and her picture is all over the net, and she's been routinely ridiculed by the late-nite comics, so I have no problem with using her likeness for my bait - at this point she's part of the public domain.
Luckey - glad we could entertain you. We aims ta please here! |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:16 pm |
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^^^^
http://oddee.com/item_88803.aspx wrote: |
Jocelyn Wildenstein
This is what happens when you get obsessed with plastic surgery. A wealthy socialite from Switzerland, Jocelyn is actually a celeb for being so ugly. Her extreme appearance has led to the press giving her the nickname "The Bride of Wildenstein," a reference to The Bride of Frankenstein. Wildenstein has allegedly spent almost US$4,000,000 on cosmetic surgery over the years, all payed by her husband, the billionaire international art dealer Alec Wildenstein. |
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With all due respect. you nothing but a cheap scum.idoit and heartless man!! - Turkey Smith
please daddy don't lunch your powers on Mr.alex! - my "son".
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M7CN Mangler+SecSh1eld+Allst@r= How dear you make me go thru such stress.. - Fr@nk West
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Loves Lillies
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Nov 2008
Posts: 131
Location: Mount Olympus
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:19 pm |
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holy s@#*! Cachuma, now those images are burned on my retinas. I am still seeing Hessie and the cat woman as I am typing this. If there are any spelling/grammatical errors in this post, it is because of those images. |
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"I have been in this Banking system for so many years and no one have ever waste my time the way you did, I am a man of integrity and I know what am doing OK"
"Is like you are playing me"
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:30 pm |
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^^^
Well, you know, baiting does require a strong constitution (and stomach!) |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:57 pm |
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The Cat Lady. Okay. My she is... something. I thought it was a tranny (not that there is anything wrong with that).
Luckey, only in America can a black boy grow up to be a white woman.
LL, thanks for the explanation. Disturbing. |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:20 am |
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I have 4 cats.If any of them looked the slightest bit like that,I would have it put to sleep. |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:01 pm |
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This is somewhat challenging (and funny), trying to come up with the "give me your details" answers
It's time for my cat and namesake to enter into the wonderful world of lotteries.
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Dear Edz,
G, this shur iz compicated, but I try ;;
1. Full names. Worf T. Felonius
2 .Sex I can haz operashun long timez ago
3. Date of birth. 10/9/93
4. Marital Status. I no can haz mate
5. Residential address. I live wit family. House nice.
6. Nationality I iz USA ;;;;
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8. Phone number and fax number. I can no haz phone. Not know whut fax iz
9. Reference number and coupon number. Not knoz whut this iz
10. A scanned identification of you sent via email or via fax for vetting process which is a standard practice just to ensure that we are dealing with the right individual.
I no can haz scannur
okthxbye,
Worf
P.S. How do bankz trazfurz? |
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_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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M_Jones
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Oct 2008
Posts: 30
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Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:45 am |
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Guys I haven't laughed so hard in quite a while. This has got to be the funniest stuff on the boards. Good work.
From now on all my lads get replies in something other than english. |
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