I fake Bible verse, lad makes his own.

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Master of Master Baiters Joined: 02 Dec 2008 Posts: 518

I was wrong.

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 11:42 am

Um... that's a real bible verse, proper citation and all. Why do you think he made it up himself?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 02 Dec 2008 Posts: 518

Really? I couldn't find it in the Bible I have at my house.

Do the names of the books differ between countries?

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:54 pm

^^^^

Not that I know of. Other than the obvious non-English versions.

The Book of Mormon has a few "extra" books added into it as well.

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:51 pm

Mormons have an entirely separate book. 3 actually.

@Larson:
I don't know what the original verse was, but it may have just been tucked away in the old testament somewhere.
give him a taste of the Ebonics Bible
http://www.ebonics-translator.com/ebonibible.php
I've also considered starting a religion out of a totally non-religious text, like Edgar Allen Poe's works or Dr. Seuss or something, just to quote weird crap.

Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:08 pm

@scissor

More than 3 actually.

Alma, Enos, Ether, Helaman, Jacob, Jarom, Moroni, Mosiah, Nephi, 2nd Nephi, 3rd Nephi, 4thNephi, Omni, and Zeniff

And all the ones that the LDS have left on my doorstep have the original Bible attached. Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:24 am

@Blah
Greetings from Utah. I meant books as in Book of Mormon, Doctrine and Covenants, Pearl of Great Price.
You've quite a list, but don't forget 176 sections of the Doctrine and Covenants, and the books of Moses and Abraham.
Zeniff is not actually added, it's just a lost book that is quoted from.
The weirdest part is that a bunch of them actually read them all.

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 6:08 am

mrscissorkick: You live in my state? Shocked

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:40 pm

@scissor

Am in Mesa AZ.
Tons of LDS around here. I guess they more or less founded the city of Mesa back in the late 1800's.
I don't have the heart to toss out all the material they leave me, so I have quite a collection going. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 2:57 pm

Larson wrote:

Quote:

I was wrong.

I don't see the original quote from the lad? Where is it? (even did quick search - but am rushing)

Not to worry, what ever it is. It was probably in one of the Lost Books Of The Bible, and there are many..... Apocrypha perhaps?

Also, you did know that there have been some more (recently discovered) Dead Sea Scrolls passed down through generations to lads who would certainly donate them to a true and worthy Biblical scholar and/or museum curator. For a price naturally, and with all the proper documentation such as...the cave and urn in which they were found....etc. etc. Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:11 pm

I did a bit of research as so many dying widows claim that the bible is against remarriage.
I came up with these. Can anyone spot which one is false?

1 Timothy 5:14 (New International Version)

14 So I counsel younger widows to marry, to have children, to manage their homes and to give the enemy no opportunity for slander.

1 Corinthians 7:8-9 (New International Version)

8 Now to the unmarried and the widows I say: It is good for them to stay unmarried, as I am.

9 But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion.

2 Epistle to the Araldites 4;5 (New International Version)
3 Gird up thy loins and find a new husband

Elite Baiter Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 1006

@blah - Hey, we're almost neighbors...waving to you from the NE side of the Valley.

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 5:03 pm

@Koko
Utards unite.

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:54 pm

@becky

Fountain Hills? Or are you not quite that far East? Wink

Elite Baiter Joined: 15 Sep 2008 Posts: 1006

^^^^ PMed you, Blah.

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:33 pm

HouseofGalt wrote:

I don't see the original quote from the lad? Where is it? (even did quick search - but am rushing)

I had the same problem. It would have been nice to leave the "wrong" text up so that we who are later in looking at the thread know what it is about. Just make an edit and say the correction. Wink

Hey, I have been to Utah, does that count? Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:35 pm

@ paranoid
We'll take what we can get around here.

Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:42 pm

^^^

Yeah your beer selection sucks in Utah scissor. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 4:21 pm

The verse was 1 Timothy 6:2

Yes, I have a good memory!

And they that have believing masters, let them not despise them, because they are brethren; but rather do them service, because they are faithful and beloved, partakers of the benefit. These things teach and exhort.

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