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 My poor lad was raped by a female nurse, he's royalty too...

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Dramaqueen
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I have been talking with this lad for a while.
He comes up with some of the craziest stories I have ever heard.
In this chat he says he was raped by a nurse because he has a big penis,lol....
He didnt even know what sex was and what she was doing to him... Wink
My character has a terrible memory and cant remember anything, so im sure she wont remember and will have to be told again.
I highlighted the funny parts in bold.
He also sent me a joke about nuns.


Here's part of our chat:


Jackson: Baby,i want you to know you are my life honey...i love you so so so much...i will continue to love you even if the whole world comes against me or if it remains the last drop of blood in me...i will never stop loving you.i know you might be doubting the love i claimed i have for you if its real or not.....But i want you to know that,comes rain comes shine...i will look for you and say to the whole world that you are my life!
Me: Hi Jackson
Jackson: Hi baby
Jackson: have never fell in love like these in my life
Jackson: im sure i am not insane
Jackson: mad
Jackson: crazy
Me: i hope not
Jackson: i promise to accept you the way you are and never to change you...but we can adjust on areas we are a little different
Me: how are we different?
Jackson: i dont know yet...but i know we are from different background and orrientations
Me: why because we are different colors?
Jackson: not really...but upbringing is different
Jackson: my culture is different
Me: please tell me about your upbringing and culture
Jackson: in my culture,being that am from a royal home....my woman will always give me respect on any count
Me: i might be to independant for you?
Jackson: that doesnt bother me
Me: ok
Jackson: so long you are doing fine and love me more
Me: How are you royal again?
Me: i must have forgotten that
Jackson: my dad is a king of my kingdom
Me: where at
Jackson: thou he his late now
Jackson: barbados
Me: where is that?
Me: i have never heard of it
Jackson: orr
Jackson: ohhhhh
Jackson: is eastern american
Me: ok
Me: and he has passed now?
Me: im so sorry
Jackson: yeah
Jackson: its ok
Me: i did tell you about my memory problems didnt I?
Me: please forgive me for forgetting things
Jackson: yes u did
Jackson: i adore you more for it
Me: thank you
Me: i really do try to remember
Jackson: i dont care what your problems are...all i want is your heart
Me: well i hope you mean that
Me: because my bad memory might get on your nerves
Jackson: i swear with all my blood
Jackson: yor memory is not your making
Me: no my memory is not my fault
Me: it is my exhusbands
Jackson: im real for you
Me: i know
Jackson: i love ubaby
Me: where are you now?
Jackson: london

Me: oh yes
Me: i remember now
Me: where is your mom?
Me: is she passed too
Jackson: its ok
Jackson: you seems forgothen so many things about me?
Me: yes i know
Me: im sorry
Me: you have a sister cousin and aunt
Jackson: do you really like me deep down your heart?
Me: yes i do
Jackson: ok
Me: i cant help it i forget things
Jackson: they are all fine
Jackson: my mum has passed too
Me: im sorry
Me: so what do you remember of me?
Jackson: ty
Jackson: lol
Jackson: you huband is a bully
Jackson: always hiting you on your head
Me: yes
Jackson: ou have a daughter
Me: yes
Jackson: you have you own home
Me: yes
Jackson: you work as interior desinger
Me: yes
Jackson: you have site workers
Me: yes
Jackson: you dont take bullshit from them or anyone
Me: lol
Jackson: lol
Me: did i say that?
Jackson: yes u did
Jackson: i like u dearly
Me: you did very good at remembering
Jackson: ty
Jackson: its becasue i hold you in high esteem in my heart
Me: thank you
Me: i feel special
Jackson: no you didnt feel special
Jackson: you are real SPECIAL
Jackson: you are a dimond
Me: awwww thank you
Jackson: i really do respect you so much
Jackson: you are so humble among lots!
Me: really?
Me: is that good
Jackson: yes
Jackson: yeah
Jackson: any man that wins your heart should be luck and give thanks to almighty GOD
Jackson: im here for you
Jackson: i keep feeling bad for you not knowing how humble you are
Jackson: any man that treats you bad is really missing heaven in you
Me: thank you
Me: you should be appreciated and cared for too
Jackson: thats why sometimes...we need to be pateince with GOD
Me: yes he knows best
Me: we have to trust in his decisions
Jackson: you are too sweet to have expereince such treatment from a stupid man
Me: well i would fuss at him when he cheated on me
Me: and it would make him mad
Jackson: thats really bad
Me: the cheating or the fussing
Jackson: the cheating of cause
Me: ok
Jackson: im just been real and factual here
Me: yes and i appreciate it very much
Jackson: no point hiding anything from you anymore
Jackson: im a straight forward person
Me: i like that
Jackson: i say things the way i see it
Me: it makes me feel secure
Jackson: no satisfaction will i derive in deciving anyone
Jackson: thats why i need you in my life....but you said i should not rush you which i respect
Me: we have to get to know each other
Jackson: i know
Me: and you have to help me remember
Jackson: its ok
Jackson: i will try my best
Jackson: all i need is your total commintment
Jackson: your heart
Me: im not talking to anyone else if that is what you mean
Me: you are the only one besides my girlfriends
Jackson: ok
Jackson: im just jealous for u
Me: i am too
Jackson: lol
Me: i like that though
Me: because it shows someone is important to you
Jackson: yes true
Me: you dont want to lose that person
Jackson: thats why i will never loss hope on you until you are mine
Me: i am here for you
Jackson: until you u say YES I DO..!
Jackson: do you remember when we start talking
Me: what do you mean?
Jackson: i mean the month we start talking for the first time
Me: it was in January i think?

Jackson: ohhh no
Jackson: you missed it
Me: was it?
Jackson: no no no
Jackson: late december
Me: really?

Jackson: yeah
Me: that long ago
Jackson: yes
Me: im sorry
Jackson: but you dont always come for me
Jackson: but i was patient
Me: well i felt you were rushing me and it scared me
Jackson: yesi know but its over now
Me: yes it is
Jackson: i know what you want now
Me: and you are being so patient and kind to me
Me: i love that
Jackson: you need time
Me: yes
Jackson: the patient dog eat the fatest bone
Me: im not asking for you to waste your time on me
Me: i am serious over you
Me: but i need to feel the closeness that you say you feel already
Jackson: im ready to waste my time on you...because you worth more than that (( good to know this Smile))
Me:you are the sweetest
Me: im so glad to have you
Jackson: im ready to worship you if God allow us an alternative from him
Me: im not worthy of all that
Me: we must always keep him first
Jackson: baby pls you are!
Jackson: i know he his first
Jackson: but you are worth it!
Jackson: well you dont know whom youare
Me: i dont know what to say
Me: no one has ever thought me that special
Jackson: i believe God almighty did extral time while creating you
Jackson: if you are keepable,i wouldnt mind stealing you in my pocket
Me: i would love to be in your pocket
Me: awwww thank you for the pretty flowers (( sends me roses ))
Me: how do you make those? (( I love lads to teach me ))
Jackson: press the shift and the @
Me: ok
Jackson: then shift plus ]
Me: ok
Jackson: then semicolum plus -
Me: ok
Jackson: try it now
Me: @};
Me: oops
Jackson: no no
Jackson: press al;l first before usend
Me: @};+
Me: i cant do it
Jackson: no no no
Jackson: u will do it now
Jackson: let me send you the sings
Me: ok
Jackson: signs
Jackson: @
Jackson: }
Jackson: ;-
Jackson: @ } ;-
Me: rose
Jackson: good
Jackson: good
Jackson: good
Jackson: i love youbaby
Me: i was leaving off the -
Jackson: oh ok
Me: rose
Jackson: good
Me: rose
Jackson: thats a sign that our union will work together
Me: it is?
Jackson: yes
Me: good
Jackson: If its compliments you want, my dear Then you are the greatest fuck in my world
(( HE MESSES UP AND TYPES THE WRONG THING IN MY BOX,LOL )))
Me: what?
Jackson: we call fuck here as a most loved person in your life (trying to cover his butt now)
Me: is that like a bastard and a slap on the back
Jackson: It is you that I imagine in my mind Falling asleep with you in my arms of all the women in the world
Me: i just didnt know you talked like that
Jackson: no i dont talk dirty
Me: that is dirty
Jackson: You are the one that I want your eyes are the eyes I see in my dreams When my mind thinks of you
Jackson: im really crazy about u
Me: so you will call me a fuck a lot now?
Jackson: i will not since its a new thing to you
Me: yeah
Me: i dont know how i feel about that
Me: should i call you one back
Me: ?
Jackson: im sorry ok
Jackson: ok call me back
Me: you are a fuck
Jackson: lol
Me: lol
Jackson: lol
Me: lol
Jackson: you are my angel baby
Me: your fuck angel baby?
Jackson: ty
Me: that will take some time to get used to
Jackson: yes true
Me: it makes me laugh
Jackson: its common here
Me: only use that when we are having sex or cussing someone out
Jackson: ohhh
Jackson: so when we are having it you will be saying fuck
Me: yes
Jackson: wow
Jackson: wow
Jackson: so i will continue to fuck u
Me: yes
Me: and harder
Me: when i say that
Jackson: wow
Jackson: wow
Jackson: but i will never stop u know
Me: you will
Jackson: no i will not
Jackson: because my cock is very huge and long
Me: it is?
Me: i might run
Jackson: yeah
Jackson: just too long and huge
Me: that might hurt me
Me: im a little person
Me: down there
Jackson: not really...but you it will surely fill you to the bream
Me: you promise not to hurt me?
Jackson: no i will not
Jackson: u will really enjoy it
Me: ok
Me: how big is it?
Jackson: i will becareful wit u
Jackson: very big
Jackson: long to foot long
Me: a foot long?
Me: i never heard of that before
Jackson: size 101/2 in
Me: you are kidding
Me: that might kill me
Jackson: im serious
Me: im scared
Jackson: infact my school mates then use to laugh at me
Me: omg
Jackson: and girls really want to feel it
Jackson: but i do run away

Me: they were not scared of it?
Jackson: theywant to taste it
Jackson: feel it
Jackson: infact i could remember when i was 17
Jackson: i was sick then
Jackson: my mum left me in the hospital

Me: when you were 17
Jackson: she went home to pck some food for me
Jackson: a nurse worked in and saw my cock flotting out of my peagemas
Jackson: my cokc
Jackson: cock

Me: ok
Jackson: sorry my cock
Me: i know what you mean
Jackson: she gave me an injection to sleep off
Jackson: but luckily for me i was justweak
Jackson: she sucked me and rape
Jackson: me

Me: om gosh!
Jackson: i was shouting
Me: she was crazy then
Jackson: but because i was weak i coudnt scream louder
Me: was she old?
Jackson: she should be around 25 then
Me: oh ok
Me: i know those little old ladies can be horny ((( LOL )))
Jackson: that was my first experience
Me: did you tell?
Jackson: then i was thinking she wanted to harm me
Jackson: i dont know what sex is all about

Me: at 17 you didnt know?
Jackson: i told my mum...that the nurse was beating me when she left
Jackson: yes i heard of sex but dont know what it was like

Me: well what happened then
Jackson: she was arrested
Jackson: then she confess that she has never seen such huge dick in her life

Me: im surprised you have not been asked to be on a porno film since you are so huge
Jackson: i think she was jailed for 3months
Jackson: or 4months can remeber now
Jackson: cant remember

Me: its ok
Me: i cant remember anything either
Me: i will probably forget this by tomorrow
Jackson: then i was treated and tested for STD or other viral deseaes
Me: from her mouth?
Me: or she put her thing on you
Jackson: but luckily i was negetive
Jackson: she use both her mouth and her thing

Me: oh my
Jackson: she made love with my for slmost 20 minutes
Jackson: i was hard

Me: im sorry you were raped by a crazy horny nurse (( gotta watch out for those nurses ))
Jackson: i will; never forgive her
Me: where were you at?
Jackson: the memory still comes on sometimes
Jackson: germany
Jackson: bochum
Jackson: shes from florida US

Me: why was she in germany then
Jackson: tall and slim
Jackson: well i cant say,itsbeeen long
Jackson: its when she was arrsted that i get to know her perticulars
Jackson: and mum told me more when we got hme

Me: im sorry that happened to you ((( LOL )))
Jackson: ty...its ok
Jackson: my cock is ment for you alone

Me: i wonder if your nurse got pregnant?
Me: it only takes one time
Jackson: well i dont know
Jackson: but she really enjoyed her uselss self

Me: im sorry baby
Jackson: ty love
Me: some women have no dignity
Jackson: yes love
Me: your penis is really that big or you were teasing me
Jackson: im serioous baby
Jackson: i dont lie

Me: we may have to find something to go on it then
Me: so it wouldnt go all the way in
Jackson: like what
Me: donuts
Jackson: lol
Me: how tall are you?
Jackson: 6ft 3inch
Me: wow
Me: you are a big man
Me: im short
Me: 5ft 2inch
Jackson: u r cute baby
Jackson: but i dont have home of my own now
Me: why not
Jackson: have sold it you know
Me: oh
Me: i forgot
Jackson: you have forgotten
Me: yes
Me: i have a home
Jackson: yes u told
Me: we can live here if you want
Jackson: ok love
Jackson: i love u
Me: im glad you do
Jackson: wont you feel bad thati dont have a home of mine
Me: no
Me: why should i?
Me: didnt you go through a bad divorce or something?
Jackson: ok...thats to show how humble you are
Me: oh
Me: so you are testing me
Jackson: ohh you have forgotten all i told you about my ex
Me: she went with your cousin?
Jackson: good
Jackson: they put me into debts
Me: ok
Me: i thought it was something like that
Jackson: they stole my for may emplyers money
Me: im sorry about that
Jackson: its ok
Jackson: i will be going to the court tomorrow
Me: what for
Jackson: ohhh you have forgoten
Me: forgotten what?
Jackson: the company sue me
Jackson: they need there money
Me: your company sued you?
Jackson: yes
Me: i dont understand
Jackson: my ex took there money in my care and ran off
Me: you had your companys money?
Me: why
Jackson: ok relax and listen now
Me: ok
Jackson: im the accountant
Jackson: the company paysome money to my account for a business trip
Me: ok
Me: how much
Jackson: $23,000
Jackson: sorry 230,000
Me: wow thats a lot for a trip
Jackson: its for properties
Me: oh ok
Me: to buy properties?
Jackson: yes
Me: ok
Jackson: since she has access to my account
Jackson: she took it and ran off
Jackson: shes wanted now
Me: ohhhh
Me: is she still with your cousin
Jackson: i was told they fought and got seperated
Me: ok
Me: so she is on the run then
Jackson: yes
Me: where is she
Jackson: well i dont know
Jackson: i guess scotland

Me: ok
Jackson: shes just running up and down (( LOL ))
Me: so now they want you to pay back their money
Jackson: yes
Me: when did this happen?
Jackson: thats why isold my house
Jackson: if not i will go to jail
Jackson: 2007
Jackson: september
Me: ok
Me: so have you paid back some already
Jackson: yes i have
Me: what do you do for a job now?
Jackson: estate managements
Me: ok
Me: does that pay well
Jackson: i have just 5000 left to pay up now...but the company really need my head
Me: well you have paid back almost all of it then
Me: thats good!
Jackson: yes
Me: they will not get you for the rest yet
Me: they will give you time to get it
Jackson: its over 6months now that i need to pay the rest
Me: but you have paid back most already
Me: they need to be reasonable
Me: your record shows you are paying it back
Jackson: they hate blacks here love
Me: in london?
Jackson: yesssss
Jackson: rasicm

Me: i thought the were not racist there
Jackson: well i wont argue love
Me: its against the law
Jackson: thjats why i want to relocate to US
Me: baby im sorry you are treated bad
Me: they are stupid to judge you by your skin
Jackson: we are treated bad here love
Me: im so sorry
Jackson: infact i must do all i can to pay up before ending of february
Jackson: if not i will be jailed
Me: you have almost paid it all back
Me: they cant put you in jail for that can they
Jackson: ok i wont argue
Jackson: so many people have been jailed just for 300 here
Me: well you better work hard and get it together then
Jackson: im trying...but i cant kill myself
Me: well i dont know what to say
Me: you need two jobs then
Jackson: ty baby
Jackson: you are a wonderful lady
Jackson: 5000 is not a small money for me now
Me: but accountants make good money
Me: why are you not doing that anymore?
Jackson: baby
Jackson: 230,000
Jackson: is not a small money to cough out
Me: i know that
Me: but you have it almost paid off
Jackson: do you know the stress i went through before i could raise it
Me: im sure
Me: it was awful
Jackson: all my saving went on it
Jackson: and she took all have wrked for
Jackson: i hve 71,000 in my acount
Jackson: she took all
Jackson: i was left with nothing
Me: but you have worked hard and paid it back
Me: you should be proud
Jackson: iwent thourgh the nose of a mosqueto before i can get the one i pay
Jackson: i wont kill myself
Jackson: i have tried
Jackson: whatever they want they should do to me
Me: well if you are in jail
Me: they will never get their money
Me: because you cant work
Jackson: thats the truth
Me: so to me
Me: that seems stupid of them
Jackson: i think they will be happy
Me: to jail you when you are paying it back?
Jackson: thats what they want
Me: they dont want their money?
Me: they just want you in jail?
Jackson: they are praying for me not to get the money
Me: so they are mad at you then
Jackson: yes
Me: well you need to run away then
Jackson: how can i do that
Me: you dont have a car either
Jackson: baby i jhave sold those stuff to pay up
Me: thats terrible
Me: i have never heard of such a bad thing before
Me: and such bad luck
Jackson: really
Jackson: not bad luck
Jackson: she is just a wicked soul
Me: why dont they put her in jail
Me: she did it
Jackson: she ran away
Me: well you should run away too
Jackson: shes no where to be found
Jackson: they seized my passport before i could know wehats up
Me: well im so sorry
Me: i dont know what to tell you
Jackson: its ok love
Jackson: let talk some other things ok
Me: actually
Me: i need to go and help my daughter with her homework from school
Me: she will be going to bed soon
Jackson: ok
Me: and i want to make sure she has it done
Jackson: ok
Jackson: i have to go sleep then
Me: yes
Jackson: yes
Me: its late for you there
Jackson: yes
Jackson: good night
Me: good night
Jackson: remain bless
Me: you too


Here's the joke.



Quote:
Hi love,how are you!...i was missig you so that i have a joke to make you happy and laugh today.here it goes..... 'Holy Prostitutes' A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought.... Soon he sees another sign which reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:
Jackson: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?' He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business....' 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.' He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.' He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks,and find himself back in the
in the parking lot facing another sign that says......GO IN PEACE YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS.SERVES YOU RIGHT,YOU SINNER!
Jackson: I LOVE YOU BABY...HOPE YOU DO COME ONLINE VERY SOON SO WE CAN TALK...HAVE A NICE DAY IN OFFICE...REMAIN BLESS

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Ha I can only wish to be raped by a nurse .... Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

He said a young 25 yr old nurse who was slim and attractive too. Wink

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

My favourite bits.

Quote:
my cock flotting out of my peagemas


So that's where they keep it! Often wondered, as you do.

Embarassed

Quote:
Me: we may have to find something to go on it then
Me: so it wouldnt go all the way in
Jackson: like what
Me: donuts


Laughing

Now the guys know our secrets DQ.

They will all be rushing to the store and bulk buying.

Wink Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:10 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Kate I aim to please. Cool Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Girls are just as dirty as men, the only difference is you spend longer in the shower Wink

Dont you just love it when your pets are so willing to please Laughing
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Jackson: im ready to waste my time on you...because you worth more than that (( good to know this ))


Your lad is very special DQ, you should be making him prove the size of his appendage, just dont show me the pictures

@Kate, no secrets given away here I promise Embarassed

This reminds me of an old joke;
Who is the best man at a swingers party?
He is the one holding 2 cups of coffee and 12 donuts

Who is the best woman at the swingers party?
She is the one who eats the last donut Wink

BTW, not all men wear peagemas Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Not sure what caused this shamless double post but please feel free to remrimand me Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 1:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

That's DQ for you, no time for small talk, she gets right down to the nitty-gritty, Wink Wink and never mind his Stamp collection Confused

And then they tell you size dosen't matter, Wink yeah right.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:42 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@Murry we love ya here and you can post all over our threads and we would be ever so pleased about it. Very Happy

@Borg now what do you know about my nitty-gritty's? lol.... Wink

The size thing was a harmless question because the lad brought it up. Embarassed

Im a good victim and always go with whatever they want to talk about.

This one just wanted to talk about an imaginary foot long so we did and it got most interesting... Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 2:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Good bait! Razz

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 4:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

101 inches?

where does he put it??

surely the folding required must be, well, uncomfortable, to say the least.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 5:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

LMAO, "raped" by a nurse at 17. Laughing And it scarred him? Maybe you should question his sexuality...

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I was telling an acquaintance about this bait and compared to scene with the nurse to something out of the Carry On films... cueing a near-perfect Kenneth Williams "Oooh, Matron..." and helpless laughter ensued.

Drama Queen, if there's ever a chance to get a sign out of this Lad, I think that would be the way to go.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

a foot long - you played that well being scared of it

I don't let my lads go that route I Embarassed and ask them not to talk like that. That type of talk belongs in the bedroom, not on the net...

Sometimes have to remind them several times, they're so used to chatting that way...

I noticed this one also mentioned that he tried to kill himself. Too bad he was a failure at that too...

I loved the bad memory part, he could have a bad memory but he didn't like you to have one Confused

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

As much as it may be difficult for many women baiters to tolerate lads talking about their foot long member, baiters allowing them to talk that way is kind of de-educating them in a sense.

A lad having the confidence to talk dirty will be only too happy to write to their real vics the same way and hopefully turning most of them off.

Nobody should go beyond what they are comfortable with so if talking dirty isn't your scene, try encouraging them to tell you all about the things that all women want to know about, their car and the maintenance required for it, or their favourite sporting identities for example.

Women dont want a man to ask about their feelings and desires, they much prefer a man who doesn't ask how a women is feeling and rather ignore their needs and talk about themselves Wink

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 3:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Good point, if the lad gets carried away talking of his equipment, it would turn me off. Action speaks louder than words. Rolling Eyes

Having been scammed myself, I now feel ready to bait any that come my way. Went on a new dating site and scored almost at once.

Thanks for your beautiful response to my e-mail, I m here for a serious relationship with a truthful woman, a woman that knows how to handle a true love in a relationship when she have it all on her hand, someone that will be honest, caring and Kind. I am very Open minded to be with, I believed in treating a woman as a flower…to be protected and nurtured. Making a woman feel proud being who she is….
However! Some day, after we have mastered the winds and the waves, the tides and gravity, we will harness the energies of love. And, for the second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us......because Time, ain't nothin, but time. It's a verse with no rhyme, and it all comes down to you.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 5:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Welcome devil_woman, and sorry to hear you were scammed. But it's a good feeling to know that you can at least help some of these scum to get what they deserve.

Hopefully you have read the stickies and familiarized yourself with security basics, but I just want to reiterate that you want to be sure to bait safe, meaning your baiting profile, email, and any phone numbers used should have no real-life connections to yourself.

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:39 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
"she sucked me and rape...she should be around 25 then...[she was]tall and slim...she made love with my for almost 20 minutes...she use both her mouth and her thing "


I can't say I feel sorry for this guy...
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Jackson: not really...but you it will surely fill you to the bream


I hope I don't think of that next time I eat bream, or any other fish for that matter!

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^ Me too, 'cos here in oz our fish tend to be deep fried! (Gotta love the humble fish and chippery)

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