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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:03 pm

Nope. That's another Kingsley who got the format once before and was curious. I think we should have a followup script that tells the lads they're gay just by looking at it.

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:16 pm

sir scam alot wrote:

I think we should have a followup script that tells the lads they're gay just by looking at it.

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:59 pm

I think I will lead on this 'DD Delivery Company' guy for a little bit and then ask him to go to Sam's facebook for a friend request.

Quote:

Hello Honey,
You Guessed right. How do you know am a fellow gay like you? I am presently in Abuja for a purpose with one of my BF, But unfortunately i didnt meet him.Tell me little more about yourself.

Mark Dennis is all business:

Quote:

Pls u get mailer make we collect money.

David Henderson can't believe Sam can't get a woman:

Quote:

O. Boy. You want tell us Say woman na he the suck your p***. Abey. you de crazy Oooooo.

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:04 am

We need a female profile to befriend him on Facebook. We can get his most current address that way. Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:24 am

me, me, me!!!

Can I be the female to lure him on facebook? Do you know what sort of women he prefers, so I can get the right photos?

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:26 am

Go for it. I think he likes women in general, despite what we would have half of Nigeria believing. I'd go with slightly heavy, white and lonely. That would be his target audience from what I have seen before.

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:46 am

Hi,

I've set up a profile on facebook can the eaters please link as a friend to my profile which is . I hoovered a picture off the net. I haven't finished writing my my profile yet, then I will contact our friend. All of his facebook friends are all african except 2.

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:49 pm

I'd only suggest fake female profiles, possibly some of the romance baiters. Anything else will probably spook him.

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:10 am

O.K. I'll set some up.

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:28 am

I also ASEM Sam's picture out of my G0mer account. This lad thought it was real funny that G0mer chopped Sam's dollar and the 'small boi picture'. If anyone wants to recruit this lad to G0merB0yz, PM me and I'll give you his email and phone number.

Quote:

ONA TOO MUCH
OMO BOY I LAUGHT WHEN I SEE WATIN YOU SEND FOR ME ,
GEY GHANA DEY JOB I BEG YOU MAKE YOU SENT ME SOME MUGU WHEN YOU DON SHOP BEFORE WHEN NO DEY PAY YOU AGAIN SO THAT I GO WORK THEM COLLECT SOMETHING FROM THEM.

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 1:35 am

If we can get Sam's new address, it would be funny if he saw it, again, as correspondence amongst other "lads" that are still laughing at him.

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Aug 2008 Posts: 139

Hahah, I just spotted his Facebook profile. In doing so I also ran a search for associated groups on Facebook, and we here @ 419E are quite popular. Though I must confess, I think the whole idea of glorifying this site through Facebook is compromising our anonymity.

Excellent bait, has been a joy to read despite some of the *nasty* details Smile

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 2:03 am

You know, it would be hilarious if Sam managed to get to my Facebook profile which is only accessible to people I know and track me down. It would give me a chance to laugh in his face, right before I pummel him into the ground.

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 12:46 pm

Remember this bait started with the unshy lady called "Wifey" who has pictures in various stages of undress and intimacy all over the web - we had some of Sammy Boy's comments, so we know his dream type if nothing else (blonde, buxom, pretty, slightly older, wealthy)

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:22 am

Well my characters profile on facebook meets two of those criteria. I'm in the middle of creating her profile populating it with her friends (that I have to create Gmail accounts and facebooks accounts for). Do you think I should add in some black guys as well, sort of giving the impression she has a thing for negros?

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:54 am

^^When I get some extra time this weekend, I'll create a lad profile on facebook. I've been meaning to do that for a while anyway. I'll PM you the details when I'm done. I'll be your friend. Wink

Edit: The delivery guy who is flirting with Sam mailed back to say he's from Lagos too. I asked him for a picture for lack of anything better to say. I just hope he doesn't send me lad sausage Shocked

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:58 am

i don't know where this is going because I just started reading but i know it will be excellent. Been a long itme away IRL but I would just like to say, OP your handle made me spit my soup. Respect! Real LOL.

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:08 pm

Ophelia Dikki wrote:

Do you think I should add in some black guys as well?

Yep, great idea. Include Gomer, see if he realises it's the same guy who threatened to release the pics if he didn't pay the blackmail... Wink

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:02 am

I've got a couple of relatively ordinary black blokes, a couple of nice white guys and some really dorky geeky white guys. My profile is a grad student pretty and blonde. It's taking me a while as I am trying to hoover photos off the net that don't look like they have been taken by professional photographers. The majority of black guy photos I found on Google were looking like models taken by professional photographers. I have a whole gamut of photos of ordiary white women.

I might intorduce Gomer at a later stage. My first quest is to get his details for us. If I do it carefully he may not suss it's me and we can keep in contact.

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:31 pm

O.k.

I've done about as much I can at home, the rest will have to be when I get to work where the rest of my photos are.

Suggestions please on first contact. Some ideas I've been toying with are:

1. Don't I know you from (school/work/trip last year to Africa)?

2. Do you know or are you related to (an unlikely name combination checked out on google as not existing) I really need to get hold of him yada,yada,yada.....

3. Hi, Sorry for contacting you like this. I am involved with a University research project studying blah, blah about nigerian men of your age group. We are contacting all igerian men bet ween the ages of 20-30 who are listed as such on Facebook. Would you or any of your friends (who fit the criteria but do not have a Facebook profile) be interested in participating? Any contribution you would make would be strictly confidential in line with our Human Ethics protocol.

4. I'm a raving nymphomaniac who has just discovered the joys of black men. I've decided for my next holiday I'm coming over there. Do you want to meet up? If you're not interested do you have any friends who might be?

5. Hey Sammy!!

Q. what's the best things about having sex with a goat on the edge of a cliff?

A. They push back harder

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:00 pm

Ophelia Dikki wrote:

Q. what's the best things about having sex with a goat on the edge of a cliff?

A. They push back harder

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:20 pm

I vote for a variant of #1 - something like 'weren't you the exchange student at my college?'

Terribly excellent joke, btw Smile

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 3:30 am

Actually, the original guise of the joke was sheep (anti-new zealand) - though it was told to me by a kiwi flatmate ages ago.

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:13 am

O.K. I've sent the following to our boy asking to be his Facebook friend.

Let the fun begin.....................

Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:07 pm

Oh I do hope so...

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