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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
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Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:48 am |
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Hmmm....
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Dear winner,
This is to inform you that you have won a prize money of Eight Hundred,Twenty Thousand Great Britain Pounds (£820,000,00.)for the month of January, 2009 Prize promotion which is organized by YAHOO AWARDS & WINDOWS LIVE. etc, etc, etc |
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I can has WIN?
But I not entur lottree so how I can has win? |
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How are you today?
You sounds surprised over informing you about your winning.This winning is as the result of the live activities which YAHOO AWARDS & WINDOW LIVE is sponsoring. ....
Do confirm your winning numbers and particulars to enchance the process of the payment. |
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Hai
Iz me again. I is teh supprize abowt win lottree as I not by tikket oer nutthing. Is prowbabli Ethel whoo buy tikket on intarwebs as she always shop for clowthe and chocklits and chikenlit buks on Amazone. Srsly! She not buy cheezburger tho which sux.
I are teh use Ethel compewter as Ethel on bizniz trip and she knot no I use compweter and hemails. I can has monee and surpyze Ethel when she come back? I be good and swayre not to spend all on cheezburger. sware by celing cat. Srsly.
Is WIN number 01-14-21-30-35-48
Sry I not wryte to gud. Did not want skool much prefer snooz in chayre.
kthksbye |
Wonder how long I can keep him going for. |
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JumpinJayJay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 1762
Location: 'Straya
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:05 am |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:47 am |
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MeridianAlicante
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 236
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:00 am |
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That made my morning |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:01 am |
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Guess he doesn't speak lolcat.
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ATTN: Ethel,
I do not understand what you are trying to say |
Better educate him then...
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Hai
I sorry I try wryte beter.
What I say iz srsly I iz not Ethel but i live in Ethel howse and use Ethel compewter. Ethel iz not heere now but I can has monies and make big suprise for Ethel when Ethel come back howse?
is beter?
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_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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Ex.
Nature's Asshole
Joined: 28 Dec 2007
Posts: 990
Location: Hell's Presidential Suite
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:03 am |
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The idea of seeing a scammer try to understand LOLCat-speak is hilarious. |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:07 pm |
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Lad has worked out I'm a cat. He wants to speak to my owner
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ATTN,
please give this result to the owner |
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I wud but owner iz not heere now.
She cum back home next week.
I can be collect win for owner? We live in same howse. |
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_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:16 pm |
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This hillarious! It hurts to read it, but it's so worth it. |
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:38 pm |
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Lad has worked out I'm a cat. He wants to speak to my owner |
It's only 6:30 in the morning here but I know that nothing that happens for the rest of the day will be as funny as that one line. What do I have to look forward to? I'm going back to bed.
You've got a live one there. WTF is he thinking? "Oh, damn, I've been trying to scam a cat. Maybe I can get her to go fetch her owner." What a maroon.
OTOH, he doesn't understand cats very well if he thinks that cats have owners..... |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:30 pm |
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I think you should be an evil LOL cat, as in "I has cursed mai ownerz sowl!!" This lad could be one of the more superstitious ones so you can then talk about how you don't like people who mess with you and that you're starting to not trust the lad. Threaten to throw a few curses his way as well.... |
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Opps I crapped my pants
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Nov 2008
Posts: 104
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:57 pm |
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that was pretty funny |
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dutchkroket
419Eater is my life
Joined: 29 Jan 2009
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:22 pm |
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my belly hurts from laughing. Brilliant stuff .
After reading this, I looked for a lolcat translator.
I had a spare bait waiting to bite. I simply input my text into the translator
and sent it to the bait.
It's really wonderfull stuff. I get good responses. My lad is trying to
stay on script, but will be driven to insanity by me
Thanks for the good fun and Idea . |
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grooble
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Dec 2008
Posts: 127
Location: drifting in the cloud
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:26 pm |
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I laughed til a bit of wee came out...
I hope you can keep him on for a bit. Perhaps you could send a paw print as proof of identity.
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Vulcan
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Jan 2009
Posts: 55
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:27 pm |
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You should mention that you are excited about how when your owner gets back he's going to take you out for a walk, then ask him if it's strange for a person to take their cat out for a walk. I think it'd be funny to drop occasional hints like that, and mention you love to eat kibble, etc.. heh |
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 6:40 pm |
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BAHAHAHAsnortAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
This is one of the funniest funny-talk baits I've seen. GREAT job!
There's a comic strip called Pearls Before Swine, which has these crocodiles that speak in a very unique form of broken English. It's hilarious! I've considered doing a bait using that language before...now you've inspired me.
Bait using Croc-ese coming up! |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:24 pm |
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That is great sunshine. It shows that lads will try to scam any<strike>one</strike> thing...
NB I know someone who had a credit card sent to their cat. |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:45 pm |
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And people leave inheritances to their cats and dogs. As well as strangers on the internets.
sunshine this is teh funneh! i can haz pusseh scammer?
ps ps ps: He probably means the owner of the house. He thinks you're renting or squatting. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:48 pm |
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i can haz pusseh scammer? |
I thought it'd be "kitteh b8er", but never mind...
We've seen replies now from cats, horses, elephants and dragons, and IIRC someone once replied "I am a plank of wood". Are there any other baits from the natural world? |
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May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:50 pm |
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I've baited as a dead person. One lad asked me what it was like to be dead. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:52 pm |
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Has there been a bait from a crocodile yet? Because I just launched a few...I hope I get some "bites".
Also, Sunshine, I hope you don't mind if I shamelessly steal your idea. I've been intrigued by lolcat speak since I first saw it. I hadn't thought of using it for a bait, but it's just so perfect. I found a few lolcat translators online - lolcat baits launched! |
_________________ Alex Mandl4: The past week has been the worst in my entire life, I have lost weight, I don't sleep at night, I left my job abruptly, and do you think it has been easy for?
Master Nicholas Radf@rd: I must confess that i am higly obliged to be a cretin, it is a rare privilegde.
= Mr. Mandl4 & Mr. Brown, 1480 total miles: Johannesburg to Gaborone; Gaborone to Maun; Back to Gaborone; back to Johannesburg.
x15 X1 X1
<---TS certified. |
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shmuckers
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Aug 2008
Posts: 139
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:42 pm |
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L. O. L.
Funniest bait I've ever seen! Ah man, the lolcat pic is just gold, as is the part about the lad accepting that you're a cat. This is epic. |
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:53 pm |
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Yastreb wrote: |
Are there any other baits from the natural world? |
One of my favorites, it still makes me laugh:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=94077&start=0 |
_________________ The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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x15 (RIP) x7 x1
Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja A new minister, Lagos-Benin City The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
<----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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misterdeeds
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Dec 2008
Posts: 186
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:45 pm |
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Awhile back I got bored of the usual baits I've been doing and I found this translator:
http://www.cs.utexas.edu/~jbc/home/chef.html
Its got several things from jive to swedish chef to valley girl etc.
so I sent this email:
Hello!
How are you? My name is Sven Anderssen. I am a Chef and I am from Sweden. I received your email and I am very interested in doing business with you. I am very happy to win your lottery. How can I get my winnings?
For your information, I am a chef in a four star hotel. I cook lobster, chocolate moose, and other cultural foods.
Thanks again for your email. I hope to hear from you soon.
Best Wishes
Sven Anderssen
Which came out translated like this:
Hellu! Hoo ere-a yuoo? My neme-a is Sfee Underssee. I em a Cheff und I em frum Svedee. I receeefed yuoor imeeel und I em fery interested in dueeng booseeness veet yuoo. I em fery heppy tu veen yuoor luttery. Hoo cun I get my veennings? Fur yuoor inffurmeshun, I em a cheff in a fuoor ster hutel. I cuuk lubster, chuculete-a muuse-a, und oozeer cooltoorel fuuds. Thunks egeeen fur yuoor imeeel. I hupe-a tu heer frum yuoo suun.
Best Veeshes
Sfee Underssee |
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Loves Lillies
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 Nov 2008
Posts: 131
Location: Mount Olympus
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:45 pm |
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ROFLAMAO Sunshine! This was hilarious. Now my office mates know I am not doing any work. I had to scramble to cover up. But this made my crummy day go all right again! I hope you don't mind if I selfishly steal it. |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:09 pm |
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I'm so pleased this tickled everyones funny bone I love the idea of chatty crocodiles as well. Please feel free to steal this modality.
My lad has gone a bit quiet so I have given him a poke thusly:
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Hai
I can has pick up win for Ethel?
Ethel in Bukino Farso doin humanit... humanmanitee... good work for baby wot are the hungry and ded and stuff. Work for Unitid Nayshuns Refugit Councel so she not got emayl or tellyphone or nothin as she in jungul with lions and wellyfants and not no compewters there. Srsly.
I nots want anyone else get lotreee win and she not get it becos she not here.
Do not want anyone els get her win.
So I get monies for her?
Is OK?
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_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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