Nurse & Reptile Lad - ON SAFARI! Audio pg7

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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:33 am

--> Click here for previous images - Link to previous trophies and back story. I am posting here to give this bastard maximum exposure. He really needs the attention. Very Happy

I hate charity scammers. Currently my favourite type of lad. Mr. Musa (Green man below) is using a legitimate charity to scam victims. I collected him before Christmas and have been making him suffer for his terrible crime. Each month my company provides a charitable donation, and the donations continue as long as he provides us with the required marketing material. He's the guy that sticky taped crocodile pictures to kids heads. Evil or Very Mad

I sent them for the kids to colour in.

Last month the bank account he provided didn't work. I am sure it would have if I'd actually transferred some money, but it didn't. Musa House being a real charity has real banking information available to the public for donations. So, the transfer didn't go through, my accountant decided to do some research and found the REAL Musa House bank accounts. He transferred the money to that account and we thanked Musa for a very successful transaction.

He flipped out a bit and claimed that account could not be accessed due to a problem with the tax (or whatever rubbish he said) - This isn't my problem. I received a confirmation from the REAL Musa House (no I didn't) so my lad had nowhere to go. He then informed me that they have a new primary account. So I asked him send the details and promised next month the transfer would be successfully transferred to the new account. Here is this months efforts... Mr. Musa - Eater. Eater - Mr. Musa

FINALLY - 6 NURSES IN ONE PICTURE, and some guy that looks like he's covered in snot... Very Happy

--< CLICK THE IMAGE TO ENGORGE >--

This was attached to the email. Not sure if he meant to send it. Quite cute. She's one of the Nurses.

I thought I would send off an email.

Quote:

Mr. Musa,

These are fantastic. It is 7am here as I download these. Your money should be transferred into your nominated primary account with secondary account protocols. This process is automated and will be transferred after 12am AEST. I should have a confirmation slip next business day.

Congratulations!

Here is the confirmation transfer slip he will be getting in the morning.

--< CLICK THE IMAGE TO MAKE BIG >--

Oh dear... Looks like a boo-boo. I've gone and transferred the money to the real charity. Oopsy Daisy...

I will update you with his response. Did I mention I hate charity scammers?

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:36 am

ROFL!

Those are truly classic!

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

What on earth is that green stuff on that man? Love the picture stuck to his face, by the way. and the tail. Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 12:48 am

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Mr. Musa,

These are fantastic.

Oh how true, how true! Laughing

But he's a bit skinny to play the Incredible Hulk don't you think?

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

That's ludicrous mate, too funny Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:18 am

Ima Baeder wrote:

What on earth is that green stuff on that man?

Not sure. He says it's paint, but it looks really icky and gluey. It must be uncomfortable and gross, which makes me happy. Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Feb 2009 Posts: 209

No. Freakin. Way.

Awesome.

I love the embarassment that guy is going to feel when he has to explain to all of the girls that they don't get any money.

"So wait, you covered yourself in green paint and begged us to dress as nurses and you got nothing?"

That guys not going to get laid for a LONG time.

Master Baiter Joined: 14 Feb 2009 Posts: 209

Nurse Nasty wrote:

Not sure. He says it's paint, but it looks really icky and gluey. It must be uncomfortable and gross, which makes me happy. Very Happy

I think this quote is funnier than the actual photos.

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:27 am

beautiful

and nice to see that lovely avatar back instead of horrific scary one you had before Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:43 am

Very thoughtful of you to get the lads out of the cafe for a change, they are even smiling! Not for long I'm sure. clapping

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:05 am

Are those boogers all over the lad? No it's snot.

Wonderful trophy collection.

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:08 am

Not a very realistic setting for a crocodile though. Where are the shots of him crawling around on a river bank? Confused

Can you get him to attach a tail and go for a swim in a polluted river?

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:14 am

^^^ There is always next month. Very Happy

We're going downhill carting in a Croc Cart! Nurses will need to be on standby.

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:24 am

Sweet!

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:33 am

Downhill Croc Carting into a polluted river with rescue nurses in bikinis on standby then? May as well go for gold Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 5:01 am

^^ I LIKE IT!

I'll see how he goes after being screwed over with this latest banking problem. He may give in. However Callum, I totally agree with your suggestions.

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:09 am

Wonderful!
Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:58 am

Excellent NN....

I had a short fling with Mr. Musa as well.
Not nearly as productive and enjoyable as the time he is spending with you...

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:00 am

You rock, NN Very Happy

(in an evil twisted kind of way Laughing

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Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

Only one problem.
He isn't naked.
He didn't paint his todger green
Unless, of course, you know better. Wink

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 10:22 am

Fail. The nurses need to be topless.

Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Bwahahahahahha! Laughing

I love the push-up position he assumes.

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

He even painted the inside of his ears. I hope it was enamel.

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:34 pm

NN, this is absolute twisted genius. Do you wake up every morning and go BWAHAHAHA?

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Downhill Croc Carting into a polluted river with rescue nurses in bikinis on standby then?

He needs to rub himself with fish guts first, or have some meat in his loincloth. Better bait for the real crocs.

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 2:34 pm

Outstanding NN!!

Imagine what you could accomplish if you were one of the gifted people here. Wink

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