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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:26 pm |
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Having so much fun here!  I introduce another character (the vicar) and my first character says that she thinks the vicar hates her for her incompetence in processing the transaction
The vicar emails the lad saying, you've guessed it, the female is totally incompetent but tells the lad not to tell her he said so.
Lad emails the female, then calls her. And is persuaded to tell the female what the vicar said. The female bursts into tears on the phone and the lad implores the female "my sister, my sister!" not to cry and that all is well.
The vicar then emails the lad in the strongest possible terms to say that the female has been on the phone to him in floods of tears, and that he had better pull his finger out and fill in the 8 page form...
Only wish I had a phone recorder ) |
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FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
 - Trafalgar Square 2013
 - Hector co-bait
 - Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:27 pm |
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Wed Feb 18, 2009 3:59 pm |
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lol well thanks but I know I have A LOT to learn. |
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FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:01 pm |
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You'll pick it up - I'm still learning after 2 years! |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:07 pm |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:32 pm |
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Funny stuff, TheLovelyJill.  Upsetting lads is fun isn't it? |
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:23 pm |
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hehe absolutely
and I am happy to report that I have my first form duly completed by the lad! |
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FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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Cachuma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 May 2007
Posts: 2284
Location: Blowing bubbles at 130 fsw
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Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:24 pm |
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I smell an awesome baiter in the making here! I too love the whole creative aspects of baiting - making up characters, getting the lads all wrapped up in the fantasy, playing the roles for all they're worth. Bravo!
As for learning - it's a neverending process...and don't make the mistake that *I* made, which was leaving baiting for almost a year. I'm having a hard time remembering some of the most basic modalities! |
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