Lad doesn't think banker "likes" my rectum.

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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:12 am

One of my favourite siggy lines to date....

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You should remember that you have only put an application for claiming of this funds in the bank,you have not become the owner,this is reason you should be more calculative in your utterances while communicating with bank.
The bank you want to be jumping up because you are a million dollar depositor with them,has not recognize you as beneficiary of this funds,so I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 6:45 am

Perhaps you should ask them what type of assholes are to their liking? Wink

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:16 pm

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you should be more calculative in your utterances

This sounds so sophisticated and polite, and then his language degenerates into that phrase? His dichomatic speech patterns has me quite confused as to his level of education and social status. Laughing

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:35 pm

Rejections can be difficult to get over, but in this instance, I think you'll be smugly satisfied this wunch of bankers actually don't want you to be their "backdoor man".

Quiz the lad on the literal and metaphorical meanings of the expression "In through the out-door".

A couple of obscure Led Zeppelin references...

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:57 pm

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His dichomatic speech patterns has me quite confused as to his level of education and social status. Laughing

Sounds like this his response might have been cut and paste from several sources.

Fixed quote tags. -luckey

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:04 pm

Seven of Nine wrote:

A couple of obscure Led Zeppelin references...

Tell him your willing to squeeze their lemon, so quit being such a Moby Dick

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:23 pm

I've been dazed and confused for so long, it's not true. Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:29 pm

There's been a Communication Breakdown here. "Licking" your a-hole makes more sense in this context.

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:38 pm

Safari the lad to Kashmir, hope he's Trampled Underfoot and show No Quarter to a Fool in the Rain.

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:42 pm

^^If we are lucky, they will find out he's a scammer and send him to the Gallows Pole.

"Couldn't get no silver, I couldn't get no gold, You know that we're too damn poor to keep you from the Gallows Pole. " - The lad's lament

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:01 pm

We, engaged in The Battle of Evermore, doth solemnly declare our allegiance to our lord and master, The Rover.

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:06 pm

We come from the land of the ice and snow,
from the midnight sun where the hot springs blow.
The hammer of the gods
Will drive our ships to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying:
Abuja, I am coming!
On we sweep with threshing oar,
Our only goal will be the Western Union store.

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:24 am

This thread is off track. Bring it on home, or it'll be time to ramble on.

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 11:09 am

Thank You, Heartbreaker.

Bear in mind What Is And What Should Never Be, How Many More Times will asiaguy's proctolingual lad be thinking it's Celebration Day when he is sent to a WU Over The Hills And Far Away; Going To California while skipping to the beat of The Immigrant Song?

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:10 am

My "ass liking" Lad is a bit tired of not getting beyond the bank stage.
I still won't contact the barrister until I get a full explanation over "liking my ass."

The Lad has come up with this...

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I said bank has not recognize you as beneficiary simply means that the fund has not been approve to you, to make the bank start liking your ass. (I'm sure he means "licking" but no correction required... Laughing

) Check for how long we are arguing on this one issue, something that will take little minutes to resolve is dragging on for days going to week, and you know it very well that delay is not good for this transaction.

I guess I'm leaving the Lad "Dazed and Confused?" Cool

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