Angry lad from my autoresponder

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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:17 pm

A lad claiming to be a US soldier in Iraq landed on my autoresponder with a quite standard Iraq / Saddam's money format. My responder sent a perfectly neutral, nice reply:

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Hello,

Thank you for your interesting message. Please provide more details.

Thanks

And this is the heartwarming reply I received from him Very Happy

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YOUR GENERATION WILL VANISH ON THJE SURFACE OF THIS EARTH,YOU MISERABLE NONENTITY.YOUR LIFE WILL BE LIKE MOUNT GIBOAH,YOU ARE CURSE WITH A CURSE THIS DAY AND GOD WILL REJECT YOU ,THE AIR WILL REJECT YOU ,AND THE WATER WE DRINK WILL BE YOUR ENEMY. YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL NEVER KNOW PEACE. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN YOUR LIFE. YOU WILL CONTINUE TO SEE SHAME ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE AND NO ONE WILL SHOW YOU MERCY.

REST IN PIECES .

I did some digging in my archive and it looks that he is the same Iraq lad I have quoted in my sig - at least his initial email was the same from word to word, only his name has been changed. I sent back a long insult I grabbed from forum, but haven't heard back from him. I try to get him hooked from another address to see if I can play with him again.

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 4:23 pm

Sounds like a classic case of battle fatigue. Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:53 pm

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REST IN PIECES

Which piece is he interested in? We could sell bits of you off!

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:54 pm

I liked this part:

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YOU MISERABLE NONENTITY

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Do they have anger management classes in Iraq? Poor lad needs it.

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 7:59 pm

Another lad that can't take a joke. What's wrong with these guys! Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:07 pm

I prescribe midazolam 10mg IV...what do you think A Skinner?

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:15 pm

Another nice bit of lad poetry for recycling Smile

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:17 pm

midazolam should calm him down

Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:34 pm

Best part is that I didn't have to do anything, it's a hands-free insult. I have him now responding to my other character and I hope to receive more of his intelligent thoughts shortly. Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 27 Jan 2009 Posts: 479

A Skinner wrote:

midazolam should calm him down

is there a prescription form I can have my doctor sign and email him so he can collect it for FREE from any local free clinic?

..

maybe I should offer to buy his meds.. and pay by WU? .. after he fills out a psych eval form

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

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THE AIR WILL REJECT YOU ,AND THE WATER WE DRINK WILL BE YOUR ENEMY

Well, I just love how dramatic he is.
I hope he popped a vessel and fractured some fingers in that reply. Laughing

He sounds like a lot of fun. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:46 am

Did you respond with:

'The contents of your email are understood. How do you wish to proceed?'

Sign off as Miserable Nonentity. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:52 am

Aw come on NN, you know it's a very rare lad indeed who can grasp sarcasm. You're better off telling them to grasp something else, like the goat he omitted to mention Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:12 am

Lads don't get sarcasm? That sucks.

Look Deuzer - You really are a Miserable Nonentity. Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 1:29 am

Nice tag, Deuzer. And now the lad is right, for once in his life. Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 6:30 am

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Look Deuzer - You really are a Miserable Nonentity.

Cool, thank you Very Happy

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