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Lakefield_Dave
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Dec 2008
Posts: 115
Location: Toronto Ontario Canada
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:10 am |
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I was gettin bored with my usual lads and a new one popped into the old account tonight so I decided to try something a little different.
R3DN3CK R4MP4GE!
There are so many charecters and angles I can go on this so hoping to attract a few interesting lads along the way.
Here's my first note...
Well I'll be gosh darn danged.
Wot a stroke o good luck this is fer me! Almost as good as when me an Larry went down to the fishin hole and that nasty ole fisn n gamey inspector fella fell in the river and we gots away with all them fishy. lol....good time lemme tell ya.
I gots to be straight up with you fells tho'. I had to have one o my young un's read this to me cause I taint never learned to read an write toos well meself.
D-wayne tells me ya'll want $105 dollars from me so's I kin collect $5,000,000?? she-at count me in boys!
But D-Wayne says the 'puter attachment sayd I's only gots to ante up $55 case some udder dude put up da rest. Well that's what D-Wayne says anyway. All Greek to me like I sayd.
So boys lets gedda move on with this. Nascar season is just gettin to going and with this kinda cash I kin maybe afford me a seat stead on peeking thru da fence ya know?
J.Foxworthy
Comments? Critique?? General abuse or praise? |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:14 am |
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I would love to see you run the redneck modality on the lad all the way through and publish it. I've seen it done before but I'm sure you can top it. Don't forget losing the trailer to a tornado, divorce, etc. |
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Lakefield_Dave
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Dec 2008
Posts: 115
Location: Toronto Ontario Canada
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:32 am |
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Good Idea...I'll save them and if one goes to a good conclusion I'll post it. Seems good so far as one already replyed which is damn unusual for a Saturday night |
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Lagos to Benin (WIMP)
"The e-mail was noted,and i want to say go to hell with you and your fucking" Ken K
"your e-mail was nominated by our fun and fortune bonanza machine base on
wrong segment" M. Cl4ck
"TAR MALADE IT WILL NEVER BE GOOD FOR YOU YOU PIG BENZONAL GRAZZY RABUBUK MAMULER F*CKING BEACH" O. G00day |
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Ivana
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 29 Sep 2008
Posts: 852
Location: Beautiful Hot Springs
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 3:56 am |
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The 2 languages should make for interesting reading |
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Lakefield_Dave
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Dec 2008
Posts: 115
Location: Toronto Ontario Canada
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:07 am |
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Yeilding some wonderful things already...lol
Told me to go to a SUPPER MARKET to send a WU so of course Jeff had to reply with:
Is that like one of dem fancy smancy places like a Diner? We got's some gooduns over to the highway like Cracked Barell, Steaker n Shakers, and Smothered n Covered. Dat last one my fav, you eber have waffles? mmmmmmm good eats der lemme tell yu.
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Lagos to Benin (WIMP)
"The e-mail was noted,and i want to say go to hell with you and your fucking" Ken K
"your e-mail was nominated by our fun and fortune bonanza machine base on
wrong segment" M. Cl4ck
"TAR MALADE IT WILL NEVER BE GOOD FOR YOU YOU PIG BENZONAL GRAZZY RABUBUK MAMULER F*CKING BEACH" O. G00day |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:15 am |
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I, for one, look forward to reading it when it's published! Love thet "Cracked Barrel".... |
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ParaNoid
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:25 am |
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There is a "dialector" that translates to "red neck", but you do a much better job of it because you add context.
I did a bait using a lot of slang and missed words. He went right along with it, until I got bored.
Do publish your bait when it is completed! |
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Lakefield_Dave
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Dec 2008
Posts: 115
Location: Toronto Ontario Canada
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:34 am |
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Will do but sadly I do not think this will go on for long as the amount ($105) is too small for my lad to commit a lot of time to it.
Hopefully the next one will ask for more $$ so I can make it worth his while. |
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Lagos to Benin (WIMP)
"The e-mail was noted,and i want to say go to hell with you and your fucking" Ken K
"your e-mail was nominated by our fun and fortune bonanza machine base on
wrong segment" M. Cl4ck
"TAR MALADE IT WILL NEVER BE GOOD FOR YOU YOU PIG BENZONAL GRAZZY RABUBUK MAMULER F*CKING BEACH" O. G00day |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:35 am |
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You could ask him if he has any experience over there with the delights of fresh road kill. |
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 2:01 pm |
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N don't fergit to get drunk on the way to the Western Onion telegarph office, and fergit where the hell you was goin'! |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:34 pm |
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Well since it's such a large amount of money you will be receiving and you are just a backwards uneducated inbred redneck.
Why not ask him if he is sure all he needs is the $105 because that just doesn't sound right to you dernit.
It has to be more than that to get all that money out doesn't it?
Is he sure he only needs $105? Or is that one of them there typos?
Maybe he meant he $1500? Or $5100?
You cant read after all right?
Maybe he accidentally left some zero's off and needs to correct himself?
You do want to make sure you get this just right don't you?
You would hate to lose all that there money.
Just a thought to get the greed going maybe and drag it out a little. |
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ParaNoid
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:20 pm |
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My character had to sell a pig to get the funds to "send" to the lad. Of course then the coon dog got sick and the money had to be used to pay the vet...
You can string him along with tales of tornados and floods, broken trucks and runaway girlfirends. Lads are sympathetic. |
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HitchHiker
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Joined: 12 Jan 2007
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:28 pm |
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My question is simple:
Is D-Wayne the cousin what you durn married? |
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Cathartic Kate
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Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:37 pm |
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@ Tuco.
Hey Blondiee!
Loved the films BTW, the music sucked, but what the heck my eyes were on you.
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the delights of fresh road kill |
A stew is a stew is a stew to a boomie, best not tell slightly though.
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Lakefield_Dave
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Dec 2008
Posts: 115
Location: Toronto Ontario Canada
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:52 pm |
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@ Hitchhiker,
Naw, D-Wayne my eldest, not my cousin. He's already I gues if ya kin get over the funny way his eyes keep circlin around.....and that really big forehead...
Mabel be my wife & cousin who I'll have you know I met at the family reunion so its all above the board. She a good woman. Down right purdy too ifin ya likem big |
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Lagos to Benin (WIMP)
"The e-mail was noted,and i want to say go to hell with you and your fucking" Ken K
"your e-mail was nominated by our fun and fortune bonanza machine base on
wrong segment" M. Cl4ck
"TAR MALADE IT WILL NEVER BE GOOD FOR YOU YOU PIG BENZONAL GRAZZY RABUBUK MAMULER F*CKING BEACH" O. G00day |
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:36 pm |
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Cathartic Kate wrote: |
A stew is a stew is a stew to a boomie, best not tell slightly though.
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When you've starved half to death on safari you'll eat anything Angel Eyes sets before you. |
_________________ "My broda. i like ur guts it shows u are a full guy." - Williams H0lm
"you should understand my brain problem." - R0se Br0wn
"you are a very ungreatful and wicked person." - Veronica K0ffi
"Thanks for giving me a nauthy number that preys unit like a hungry lion." - Alise Kar1m
"I have called you more than 20 times but non of the calls went through." - Williams C0ker
"I've said in my previous mail that I do not understand English." - Cabinet Bad0u
"PLEASE MY CHAIRMAN, I AM NOT GREEDY, I LIKE TO WORK WITH YOU, I HAVE LOST MANY OF MY JOBS , PLS PLS PLS, I WILL WORK HARD WITH U." - Dr. Lui$ James
"There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend."
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