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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:55 am |
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Ahoy,
Get this:
To: me soon to be first mate
Subject: crew needed urgently
From: CAPTAIN BENJAMIN <captbenjamin0916 at yahoo.com>
Hello,
My name is Capt. Benj@min McD0nald, 48 Years Old from United Kingdom,resides in London United Kingdom and My contact address is 51 Caled0n Road Tce,East Ham London, E6 3HB . I work with Qu33n Of Di@mond Luxury Mot0r Yacht in United Kingdom.We are seeking applicants to work on the new year-round UNITED KINGDOM flagged Passenger ship. Its a private own yacht,The monthly salary will be 2,500 sterling pound every month end for salaries and 300 pounds for your pocket fees every week end, accommodation will be provided by the company.if you want to know more details you can please find me in this email capt.benjamin0916 at live.com Hope to hear from you soonest.
Best Regards Capt.
8enjamin
... I hope "yacht" a fancy word for treasure ship.
Any mutineers want to join me in a scam on the high seas? |
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-MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
  
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 Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins  16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:57 am |
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Sounds like the hotel scams are played out for now... |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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 x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:16 pm |
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Avast Behind! Jojo
The real yacht community are wise to this one, LINK
You could get some good confuse-a-lad tips from there, perhaps. A bit of de-eductaion wouldn't help. Do they have Kraken insurance? |
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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grooble
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Dec 2008
Posts: 127
Location: drifting in the cloud
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:00 pm |
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d4vid (j0lly) r0ger is on his case.
Naturally, I'll be wanting seaworthiness certificates, a list of equipment and international type approval certificates for absolutely everything before I go anywhere near his scurvy tub. |
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Time on my hands, lets have fun...
"Please i very angry with you John.You disrespect me very bad.I no happy." - p@k5w@ng Dec 2008
"WE WISH TO CONFIRM IF YOUR SERIOUS OR NOT BECAUSE YOUR MAILS SOUNDS AS SOME ONE WHO DOESN’T KNOW AND UNDERSTAND WHAT HE IS DOING" - Fr3d D4n13ls Jan 2009
At me from it already the head to break up - N4t0li4n4 gives her testimonial to M7CN S3cur3. 649 clicks and counting
you’re a great liar and sounds like a criminal too - Fr3d D4n13ls - Feb 2009
Not to worry as soon as we get it rolling everything go according to plan - p@k5w@ng Feb 2009 (that's what you think m8 ) |
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:38 pm |
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David Jones is always looking for new ships for his collection. I'll see what he has to sell.
Kraken insurance is over rated. I'm hoping he can provide all the extra safety measures. You know, anti-siren sirens, a prosthetic Proteus, and maybe I'll see if he can source a Babylonian Water-Goat. I could do with the milk, but don't have room on board to stow a whole farmyard. |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:45 pm |
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| accommodation will be provided |
I should fecking well think so, how are you going to get to work otherwise  |
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FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:42 pm |
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R. Matey is requesting permission to board! Hoist the mainline, strike the jib, There'll be the the devil to pay if ya don't polish the captain's mast! |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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roger419rabbit
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Jan 2008
Posts: 22
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Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:25 am |
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me thinks a safari to Somalia is in order  |
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Badgerbait
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2009
Posts: 4507
Location: Winter spites...
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:10 am |
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Awwww, the cappy's email went to the bottom of the sea! Mailer Daemon says nobody @ thet addy. |
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I have arrived in Moscow. Has gone to bank and to me have told that there is no such transfer for me!!!!
What does it mean? You played with me? If it so that you very much the cruel man and I am assured of that that the god will see your cruelty.
Explain to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Alena Byk0va
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We are Karma's soldiers.
<a href="/forum/donate.php">Mugu Gold</a>
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins and worse remains behind. -Hamlet, scene iv
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mr.scissorkick
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Feb 2009
Posts: 1973
Location: 50.299209,-3.650293
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 4:58 pm |
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The scurvy swine. I had written quite a resume. My qualifications were: a hook hand, an eye patch, a peg leg, a parrot, and shoes with big buckles. |
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-MY DEAR SIR STOP THIS BULL SHIRT WHO IS MR.GOMER? ~Pual Williams
-This is why your wife divorced you! ~Melveille Turner (Hawaiian Punch)
x 67
x 34 (Hi, kids!)
Accra-Lagos = "you made me and my people to wiat at the air port for nothing sake.and pay for hotel resavetion its not sound." -John Asamoha
Hon. Martins 16 Jan 2009 - 7 May 2011
Reap / Sow |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Sun Feb 15, 2009 5:19 pm |
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Be very afraid if he ask's you if you want to see the golden rivet  |
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FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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