The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Awww thank you my sweet Doc. I love my teddy bear!

I got some things for you too.

I couldnt stop there so I got you these too

Always remember our Eater fun and know from your devotee.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY my sweet and loving Doc!

Many cyber kisses to you Very Happy

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:19 pm

pinkdragon wrote:

I just got an email from hmm not sure what to call him LOL a suitor who isnt or a friend anyway someone that I was emailing from a site and we have stayed in touch a little... I fear he is being taken by a Vlad...I have told him not to send any money...and asked if he wanted me to find out for sure.
all he said to me was a have a lovely russian lady writing me emails but to me that says scammer LOL

@ Pink Dragon, please direct him to Scamwarners, they can deal with that kind of thing Wink

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:34 pm

It's Valentine's Day and I have a few things to say...

To those of you who failed to win my heart:

And to my darling Reaper, who thinks I'm neglecting him (and should therefore check his PMs) and deserves a public display of affection, I have the following...

Darling Reaper, I've dressed up for our valentines date:

I've saved a little something to tease you with later:

and I got chocolates that I will place strategically on my body for you to nibble on.

Oh... and I also got you a card:

Happy Valentine's Day Reaper my love!

Trixi
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:36 pm

Cathartic Kate wrote:

Wish you all a great day with your real lovers.

To Jojo, "real lover" means "right hand".

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:36 pm

@Ima:

Wow...... Just, wow...... What else can I say on this amazing Valentine's day? Wow.....

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:40 pm

crazy squirrel wrote:

To Jojo, "real lover" means "right hand".

This weekend it means "Dora" Wink

Exactly what happened to your Valentine? Chained up somewhere?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Handsome Juan: Thank you so much for the beautiful card, again. :sigh:

Happy Valentine's Day!!!! XOXOXOXOX

@My dear Sners:

Tsnerd wrote:

Frankly, I'm surprised that no one has stepped up and inquired.

What the heck kind of wooing is that? You seem to be a bit too interested in naked pictures of another woman if you ask me. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:53 pm

jose_cuervo wrote:

From: “Jose Cuervo” [email protected]
To: thefife

Subject: PLS DO NOT CRY ,OK

I do not tell any body of our trasaction becos i keep this secrete inside myself for only u.i did tell u evry of the detail require of this our VALENTINE DAY TRANSACTION. im sry that i do not kno what have happen becos is a suprice to me aswell.i go answre evry of ur question and do evry as u say but pls hurry becos our time for thr conclusion of the transaction is been today.i go do anyting for reclaim ur trost , tell me what i do now ,i am bagging u pls!!!

urs all ways,,

jose_cuervo

NB* i make u these poam becos u dey di only of my dreams

evry of the day i tink of u
my lorve fo u e grow strong
all ways i most tell u the truths
JMRaza go lie all day long

this othr fraudster hulligan an tout
make promise is not for real ,ok
u most trust that i go catch them out
and make a big sucess for ur VALENTINE DAY

ur words go chop my haert
whence u go call mi di liar
i promise i do evry of my part
na i don strock for thonder fiyaaaa

pls tell me what u want me to do
becos this transaction short for time
u go see for urself i tell the truht
but pls dont ask me go hold a sign

this othr guys wey don contact u
dey just small boy on di block
urs lovr go make me di bigfooll
pls let me show u my big...

modality

thefife wrote:

From: thefife
To: “Jose Cuervo” [email protected]

Subject: PLS DO NOT CRY ,OK

I was quite moved by the poam Josey. It touched my heart really it did just that. As you said, I think a sign would really be the thing to do to rebuild the trusty stuff between us you know. I'm glad you suggested it and I can't wait to see the sign of epic proportions to prove your love. It will have to be really huge to compete with the heart-shaped island JMRaz had made for me. I know you can do it!

Adoringly,
thefife

Happy Valentine's Day!!! Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Quote:

What the heck kind of wooing is that?

:smiling: There was no wooing involved; nor promises of nekkid grlnxtdr681 pictures. She wanted to share a picture of her lips (mission accomplished, according to Reaper) and I just steered her here, as that seemed the appropriate Mod action to take, at the time.

You have my heart, even though you've been time traveling with James, cold showers and all.

We'll have to park a block back (really nothing to explain) to get to the house I've <strike>rented</strike> we'll be using...don't mind going in through the back, and hopping the fence really isn't isn't anything unusual in that neighborhood....lots of people do it; worries about being mugged in the driveway and what-not.

California. Rolling Eyes

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

I don't mind hopping fences, I'm a good climber. I'm still waiting for the Valentine's Day wooing though. Laughing

I like your avatar. :sigh:

YZYZYZY

Edit:

@Juan and Snerd: I tried to get my lad to do your trophy pictures the right way for today, but apparently he's a drip . . . or something like that.

Quote:

HAPPY VALENTINE
HONEY HOW YOU DOING?AM SO SORRY THAT I DID NOT RESPOND TO YOUR EMAIL,I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL FOR TREATMENT AND ALSO RECIEVING DRIP.PLEASE DEAR,DONT BE MAD AT ME COS LOVING YOU IS MY STRENGHT.
PLEASE DO PLEAD WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO BEAR WITH YOU.I THINK THE BEST THING NOW IS TO ARRANGE FOR MY VIST,I HAVE LONGED SO MUCH TO BE WITH YOU.I REALLY MISS YOU SO MUCH,HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY.
I LOVE YOU.

HONEY PLEASE TRY AS YOU CAN TO PREPARE FOR MY COMING CANT JUST WAIT FOR LONG.WITH SO MUCH LOVE CARE HUG KISSES I WISH YOU AGAIN HAPPY VAL

So please, my friends, bear with me. Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:14 pm

@ Ima.

When will you get with the program and realise that these guys are just after you for your money?

Not like me, who's after you for your body and your brains.

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:27 pm

Harry Bawls wrote:

@Dora, I'll be right there. If I knock one off before I go to the titty bar, I can last longer in the V.I.P. room. Do you want me to wear the fat suit and pretend I'm jojo? Happy Valentines Day to you too!

I go away for one night and this is the treatment I get? And where did you get a fat suit that big Harry?

EDIT: I would like to address what Harry said about Slightly and me. He implied that we are doing the nasty whilst away from this thread. So, there, I have addressed the issue.

And Dora, many thanks for the great gifts that I have received from you. My heart jumps for you.

This is a beautiful weekend. Please leave Harry alone. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:43 pm

Pinkdragon,

Beauty from the earth for your hoard:

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

My darling, my Ima, my Bunches:

To walk with you, and hold your hand,
would really make me glad.

The thought of you traipsing with James, time traveling,
could really make me sad.

I hope that you enjoyed your time,
with no hot water, or plumbing.

I just wanted to let you know that my life without you in it,
would really be quite numbing. Sad

I've changed my avatar,
in hopes that you would see

that you are the only one,
that really matters to me.

I love your stickies,
and I love your edits.

I just love when you are online,
and just can't get enough of 'et it'

I apologize for the above line,
there was just nothing that I could do.

Trying to rhyme while thinking of you,
just turns my mind to goo.

Happy Valentine's Day, my love. Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 23 Sep 2008 Posts: 236

My skills are limited, but I hope that this simple image conveys the respect and admiration that I feel for you, my master.

Also, the room that you pictured earlier, who shall we get to clean it while you point and laugh at their feeble efforts? I oiled the chains especially.

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:28 pm

Weeee.................................. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:35 pm

MeridianAlicante wrote:

Also, the room that you pictured earlier, who shall we get to clean it while you point and laugh at their feeble efforts?

As you can see from my words of wisdom 4 or 5 posts ago, I'm working on Ima.
I heard shes a wizz with a Hoover and great at doing the dishes.

Now let me put this as delicately as I can:

Note to all the losers in this thread: This is how you "woo".

Master Baiter Joined: 23 Sep 2008 Posts: 236

As you command master, so I shall obey.

...

Did we get the heating in the lair fixed yet?

And my google-fu has failed at getting images of knickers on floors.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Sners, my love, Thank you for the beautiful poem. You make me smile and sigh. I absolutely adore you and I've been thinking about you and our very-soon-to-be trip.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxlP4-yIAbI

I wonder what the otters will be doing while we're there.

I haven't left for my trip to France yet, I'm having a great time there and am already back. The water was indeed cold, but Juan, always a devoted suitor, made many offers to keep me warm. XOXO to you, my handsome Juan.

@Slightly:
Ah, I see you've found a new batch of pictures to <strike>offend</strike> woo me with. Laughing

I'd not noticed you after me before. Now that I have, I shall certainly alert the authorities. As tempting as your wooing is, it seems vaguely familiar. Confused

Did we go to the same college?

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:16 pm

47 pages. 47 F*CKING PAGES!

Last year's was only 30.

And look, I was promised something:

Mugatu wrote:

Quote:

Thanks for being my valentine this week! ... Same time next year then!

Eight wrote:

Quote:

It's a date.

I'm not bitter at all.

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:17 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

Did we go to the same college?

Were there bars on the windows?

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:20 pm

jojobean wrote:

Please leave Harry alone. Evil or Very Mad

jojo my friend, don't worry. Dora and I have discussed it at length, and I will forgo any more attempts at attic romps.

By the way, when do you go back out of town?

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:24 pm

Harry Bawls wrote:

By the way, when do you go back out of town?

Oh how I laughed at that sentence.
Especially when you already know that Fatty has been bed-ridden for the last two years.

"Getting out of town" is a Jojo euphemism for when the nurses come in and turn him over so that he doesn't get bed-sores.

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:46 pm

Come on Slightly, he's not that bad yet. I was just over to see him last week, and he can now sit up after starting his new diet.

Hi Dora! I was thinking about you at the club last night.

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:49 pm

@Ima, it was so wonderful seeing the 1889 exposition with you these past two weeks this morning. It was heavenly being with you. :sigh: I'm so glad you enjoyed meeting Monet and Toulouse-Lautrec, those were some fun evenings! I can't believe how much Absinthe those guys could consume in one sitting. Shocked

I apologize for the little glitch on the return. It really was a bit awkward arriving back two minutes before we left and seeing ourselves getting ready to depart. But I have a good explanation, I was just so mesmerized looking into your beautiful eyes and basking in your radiant smile that I simply got flustered and set the dial a fraction too far to the left.

But in a way it was pretty funny, you sure looked surprised as you were leaving and saw yourself already back! And what a treat for me to be able to gaze upon two Imas at the same time. But even 100 Imas could never be enough for me. :sigh:

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