Where do lads go on Friday?

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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:20 pm

I have several baits going and then Friday comes! They stop mailing and I get bored. I don't even get intro emails sent to me. Sorry for whining but htis makes me dread Fridays. Am I addicted to baiting, is there a support group?

Hello I am badgerbait and I am a baitaholic!

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:37 pm

You are addicted. You are waiting for their replies. I know that Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:37 pm

The Is1amic ones will be at Ju'mah (Friday prayers)

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:47 pm

You can always take up fake site killing during the slow times.
I imagine the lads are kicking off the weekend early today.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:29 pm

@ badger Yes you are addicted and no there is no cure. A lot of lads don't do much in the weekend so relax and use the time to come up with a new twist for your bait . I had my best ideas in the weekends.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

Friday is Poets day

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POETS day is a term used by workers in England and Australia, to jocularly refer to Friday as the last day of the work week. The letters in "POETS" are an acronym for "Piss Off Early Tomorrow's Saturday": hence Friday becomes a Poet's day. Variations on this are "Punch Out Early Tomorrow's Saturday"

All the Lads go down the pub lunch time and dont go back to the office/internet cafe

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:12 pm

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is there a support group?

No, but Nurse Nasty will be along shortly to give you a jab.

Laughing

Remove your trousers and face the wall and take it like the brave badger you are.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 5:15 pm

Lads don't do weekends as a rule. They are far too busy getting pissed, visiting their mothers and pet goat and salving their miserable souls in church praying for fresh magas.

All the more reason for slapping them when they come back whining on Monday about the WU transfer not being made on Friday. Being a good Catholic, I don't transact business on a Friday, for reasons known only to me and God, oh, and my bank manager.

Master Baiter Joined: 15 Nov 2008 Posts: 210

Most spend the day with their Russian girlfriends.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:22 pm

Kate, will you hold my paw when the needle goes in?

Doodle Bug, we go TGIF in the U.S. Doesn't spell anything cool, so nevermind. However, if a three day weekend we have SHIT (Sure Happry it's Thursday).

My vlad is the only one whining and complaining about how (s)he has no money to go through the S3cureptv site (thanx to NN and her co-conspirator (deuzer? I forget) for that one. I told her I have no use for a lazy woman, and if she completes it and gets the transfer number she will have money Laughing

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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:06 pm

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Am I addicted to baiting, is there a support group?

If there is one, I think I need to join. My electricity has been out since yesterday afternoon (almost 24 hours now). It didn't really bother me that I couldn't shower or cook food. But the fact that I couldn't check on my baits was driving me absolutely crazy. Soooo..I am now at a friend's house using their computer.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 8:50 pm

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Kate, will you hold my paw when the needle goes in?

I will hold whatever you wish babe and give you brave boy smiley sticker too.

NN's reputation is well deserved.

Laughing

Seriously I like the weekend break from lads whining, gives me time to google search my next batch of vermin for some pain.

Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:25 pm

You're all crazy. Friday night is L.S.I.J.W.T.M.T.W.A.F.O.M.H.N.P.M Night.

Lads Suffering from Internet Jokers Who Tell Me To Wear A Fish On My Head and Not Pay Me Support group.

All the tattooed, broke, safari ridden, painted, costumed, naked and generally humiliated lads all get together and sit around talking about their feelings and how the maga made them run down the street wearing a watermelon helmet for a non-existent $3000 payday.

The scene:

Eke stands in the doorway of the community hall. He stares at a lonely dog that sniffs an empty bowl in the street, the smoke from his cigarette stings his eyes making him blink. The dog is gone. He looks down at his hands, covered in bright green paint. He shudders remembering the days misfortunes. Wondering how long the dye will last. Behind him a man is crying. He's wearing nothing but a banana sticking from his rectum. He joined some strange faith and is now recounting his tale of those evil joker men who made them suffer. They made them all suffer. The mans name is Emmanuel. Poor Emmanuel.
"You have the join them before you can talk business," Emmanuel begins, other church themed men nod in agreement, "They are the Banana Monks of Fair Crotchville. Father Raman Nanarse is their leader and he won't take my format unless I join."
This story is all too familiar. Another man, who has built a pyramid for his faith begins to cry uncontrollably. He is comforted by another who has the tattoo 'Baited By Shiver' across his chest. The other tattooed men subconsciously scratch the permanent reminders of their foolish acts.

.............

It's too sad. I can't go on...

Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:33 pm

NN, have you considered a career in writing? Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:55 am

Give me some of whatever that is. Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:05 am

When I first started baiting, weekends were absolute hell. No communication from the lads. You just have to learn to take the weekend off like they do. They will be back 8 sharp Monday morning. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:07 am

Each lad is obviously different, however, the general rule is they don't work Weekends. Most internet cafes are closed on the weekends anyway. There are some that have a home set up and others that sometimes bribe the cafe owner to stay open but those lads are fairly uncommon.

Cathartic Kate wrote:

Remove your trousers and face the wall and take it like the brave badger you are.

Oh....a needle....

Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:05 am

After you've been here three or four years you'll be glad of a little rest and recreation over the weekends. Wink

Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:20 pm

For all you eager beavers who can't wait until monday i give you this lad who does work in the weekend.

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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:35 am

Here we go. My lad got back to me. Not the full emails. I didn't want to bore you.

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... I was wondering what you were doing Friday night. I sent an email and didn't hear back from you?

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friday night is rest night.i was dancing with freinds.
Jude

There you go. Friday night is lad party night after a hard week at the office. Rolling Eyes

Master Baiter Joined: 23 Jan 2009 Posts: 241

this is getting ridiculous. I am bored. Where are the lads?

edit: I am just wondering if there is a web site for lads, posting their "trophies" and "m-u-g-u"

Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 10:45 am

Very amusing recount of the lads day off Nurse Laughing

To fill in your time over the weekend you could try one of the following which will help to battle the withdrawals:
Abuse some random lads
Find new lads to play with
Prepare some scripts of your own to use on your pets
Visit the Eater Uni and learn some new baiting techniques
Post the details of your lad on a public site such as Scamwarners to warn potential victims

I personnaly prefer the last one, finding that your information has directly prevented a lad from getting the WU payment is a great feeling

I Love the dollar chop modality, just imagining a lad all excited at the maga who is about to cough up the MTCN, the lad brags to all of his thieving scummy friends about the foolish maga who is going to be paying for his next years rent, then out of the blue comes the much feared Mr Gomer who chopped his dollar and leaves him broke having to beg for money from those same people he was bragging to the day before.
Now imagine how much better it feels when it was a real vics money he wont be getting Wink

My name is Murry Guru and I am an Eaterholic

And loving it Laughing

Edited typo

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

Nurse Nasty wrote:

Friday night is lad party night after a hard week at the office. Rolling Eyes

Shouldn't the word hard be in quotation marks there NN? Spamming scripted emails then picking up a Western Union payment; must be exhausted Wink

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