My lad is broken. he's back

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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:18 pm

I've been baiting this lad and he's been off script for quite some time.

today he reverts back to script that has nothing to do with our business deal.

it's a long one,

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here,

i just got back from this xmas and i can not understand the means that you got as for my hlep i tried to know if some one you know will after this know and got you back in test of this xmas look out i try in my hands here to inposible what we said in the meanly time we saw too,

yes i live your antention in other to understand why you have not paid the fees and you know right here thata without a deposite here from your soul we can not live the fund out but stil on pending who are we pending to niether we got too mean things to look at here in this transfer/business. which i know by your act this transfer is going to mind you that i look and needs to transfer this money to your hands so far.

by your own opinon i also understand that if you can look and saw that we know have you back better than your attentions which means my hlep to you is still good and undetsandable.

right i need to give in hands the only thing which can welly made you without an much statements in my hands here there are meany thing through you own came out times i need your anttention and nothing but that in test of this buiness.

why dont you make it a good pleased in this transfer and understand that this very partatingship and hold so far and please look in this mails and see how you got the only informations which i madely live here with you my partinering to you is to understand the need of your shipments in this very much time i got here is to live to you the good stated information which you are to use in test of the transfer and live of your consignments fund here with me.

i want to ups couirer comapny and see that the fund which i deposited with them are now increesing to an only partiting please is nothing there but how to live this fund to your contact and see your fund in an open place which means in your own contact, well i look forword to see this in your own hands and how you have goting this and hoped in test of getting to us in this partironage and know right that if you can not hlep and pay this fees to ups company they will like to how if i am sorry but not even again because i got you right back here to hlep.

this are the statements which have been goting from the ups company and please do not live without those fees and the reason why i have it here is just to live you with the bills and those fees thata are needed from you partiner.

details/and the informations from the company fedex couirer company:
i have been give from the company here in steting that you are not liven this company without this bills gots paid and that means i have here to understand that reason why it has to get me too hard to make this is too understanding and disference much meanings how is this and have the bills.

still on the fees and how is this going to hlep just right as i need for you to understand that all.

(7510usd) and those deposited documents will be given to you in test of the startus and very kind thata we most look and send this money to them for the live of those fund i have on your name and details which you are to get to me here and make sure you send it right as i have stated to aviod misunderstand or too delaying.

send those fees which i state here with this infos:

innocent nwxxxxxe..
senders ................
money mtcn numbers
test question best,
anwsers better..
amount 7510 deposite of ownership and replacements of scurite keeping too

i look forword to have those fees and the rest of the informations nest as i live this email at your hands too deferent things here is that you most get back to me on what to do about this and beer it in mind that this fees is never for me as i said it is just to reason too with you and work here with your moven if you send this money do not likely get back to me as soon as possible for an urgent call form this office in the rest uprightness.

i really couldn't be bothered trying and understand a word of that crap above, so I reply simply.

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are you an drugs? what the hell are you talking about? we have been through all of this previously.

jack

I guess he took another hit off the bong and sent me this well thought out reply

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Dear here is still my hell,

and what is your own understanding there in in test of the past aidmean and still hear you and needs to know your own upoinon thanks and God bless i am not a durgs, and i am not a hell this time just cam down and wash this growing in your own understand and still on the prosecc and nothing to see and talk more.

I think he's broken. is there a warranty on lads? can I return him? i have a receipt. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Unless you purchased the lad extended warranty I'm afraid you're SOL.

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:28 pm

damn it.

my parents always told me i should be more careful with my toys.

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

Thats so funny. Im laughing so hard

Thank you for that.

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:38 pm

you are welcome. I've had some strange replies, but nothing like this.

I can't wait to see what his next drug induced reply is.

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:39 pm

You've got him so confused that he's forgotten his own scam.

I can't remember who it was, but someone got their lad to recap what they had been through together so far, as the bait had gone on so long he had forgotten what the initial lad mail was about.

Sounds like it's time you got your lad to recap your journey together for the sake of his own sanity.

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:53 pm

God bless he is not a durgs, and not a hell this time. Laughing

I think you've unhinged him. Christ knows what the icon is for that.

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 7:37 pm

Did your lad mean to say (in the last staement):

"I am not in hell or on drugs. Please calm down and cool off. Understand that I am still on Prozac and cannot speak or write right now."

See if that might be an accurate translation.

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:14 pm

Lmao......lad hit his head probably Smile

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:39 pm

MG, get the licence number of the bus that ran him over, and sue! Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:11 am

^^^ or thank him

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:30 am

How does a lad do that? That's hilarious!

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:41 am

and I thought my lads spoke bad english - love the prozac part Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:11 pm

That is hilarious! Laughing

Great job, mewing_ghecko!

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:34 pm

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Sir peter

I have asked you several times how do you need me to help you?

Jack

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here,

i uderstand but you most hlep here now that you saw how i have been they with all this assignments and you still have to know that i am hleping here as your own partiner,

well i dont understand why you have not even said any thing on this arrengments even if you are sorry but you still have to call my antention back to lay it between this back state.

i will see what i have to do on this arrengment and see your own mond i need to understand freely the means on the transfer and the free of it back to me soon.

he can't possibly be very successful. i've seen some stupid replies from off script lads, but this crap is unbelievable. Maybe he had a stroke?

thinking a bit more, if he is this stupid, he might have much entertainment value.

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Peter

I am worried that we have delayed this business much too long. tell me what I need to do and you can be assured it will be done, you have my word as a bond between us.

jack

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:44 pm

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tell me what I need to do and you can be assured it will be done,

Tell him he needs some urgent and serious counseling and you know just the person. Wink

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

OMG, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

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by your own opinon i also understand that if you can look and saw that we know have you back better than your attentions which means my hlep to you is still good and undetsandable.

Priceless!

I"ve been getting these insane spam emails lately, and I think your lad might appreciate one of them:

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An avocado pit takes a coffee break and a paycheck goes to sleep; however the fat briar patch wisely derives perverse satisfaction from another polygon. For example, the turn signal indicates that another insurance agent behind a bullfrog hardly sanitizes a greasy customer. Now and then, some corporation writes a love letter to a mating ritual over the maelstrom.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:29 pm

Or send him this - what happens when a news item goes feral:

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"Youngsters at Whissendine Primary School prove they have musical flair. Twenty-three members of the orchestra play a wide variety of instruments, including the clarinet, saxophone, cornet, flute, fife, violin, and cello. Our picture shows ImageElvis sniffed 23 ponies, then 17 mysterious bicycles randomly affected a single wobbly thing, and a crayon disappeared, but an assortment of moist spanners encouraged 17 humming bicycles. 23 mysterious things quite stupidly thought about Fluff, and 17 cuddly plinths pointed at 23 ponies, then 17 plinths very chaotically encouraged the Inside out things. A fairly shonky mouse quietly pointed at an assortment of flanges, but some crayons stupidly thought about the quill. An assortment of spannersFluff."

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:45 pm

Yasterb, I'm hoping to try and help him with his obvious drug addiction, if i send him that he'll be hitting the crack pipe Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:01 pm

@Mewing

S1mba S4fari R3sorts can be used as Recovery Clinics too you know!

Very Happy

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 3:34 pm

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well jack is done ok,

it has to be as you have said and i can not delay your antention in order on my office here because i understand your faith here as my hleper and i dont look back niether to look and wait from the fees and i am very glad that you still uderstand the reason why the fees is done and needed,

mean while i have here with nothing but to reason back at your side there in and i am between you and this transfer so far so do not look worried in test of this business you have here with me jack,

i am sorry if i have asurely proved wrong before and still today that i needed to go meet the office and deposite the fund to them and get you your deposite fund documents and as i wish so that you can be able to reacive it through the means of efax machine and i think is very sure without any delay.

in test of your reasons here and been it a well done transfer and the business is done and nothing but that asurely i wait on your respounds,

get back to me with those information i have stated with you and thats is the only way to pick the fees up without delay here as you said there in, i wash you have my mind and you cast through this transfer i hold here with you dear,

thanks.

well, maybe I can reply with as much clarity as him?

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Sir

I concur with your details and shall wish to proceed with due dilligence. I will again assure you that I will not faulter in this, as i am sure our success is based on our timely completion of the tasks at hand. i look forward to our success and the future holds bright the essense of our existance.

I wish you all that is good and await your reply with higher expectations of enlightened precision.

Jack

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:09 pm

well, after a struggle with trojan horses and all kinds of other viruses, I am back to try and save the world.

if anyone can understand any of the lads emails, please feel free to interpret them for me.

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well,

based on the process you talked right here i understand that there are no other delay based on the transfer and i wish you most beer it in mind as my part here,

mean while i basecaly sure in test of the arrengment mode on this part and which you are the moster and wanted men through this base your hlep to your transfer is totaly kind and God be with you as it has called me in test of the hlep here,

dear i wish to asked you too questions based on this over kind transfer there in, i went to the office where your deposite fund where and there are still hold and needs to the fees which you are extend and understand that it is the base now in right of the only hlep you are so kind that i meet this company and know that they are the only one who can beer with in the transfer as you wash.

very kind here i need to know what is going on and how the base you take now on this part and partiners business details in needs have been asurely to you avioding to hear and know the nest step which you part and i my slef did not underlined,

mean while try and get those fees to contact there office for an urgent live to your steps and your details here as for now i live the nest to your antentions.

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Good day,

my dear i thank God and those who have arrenge our life in test of hleping part ean while my attention this monday is to know what have been going on base on the arrengments so far and who you have sincely waiting to get the fees as we said there in.

i think my hands and my feets and our feest are now going far from the arrengments so mean while you have to get back to me and and see or even saw this mail and matters this monday in meet to wait.

those information and details which i have given to you made it our totaly arrengments and gets me the payment to aviod delaying but we are not delaying here as for now i think you have want to find the fees on the contrat,

my reply.

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Sir Peter

I am again honored by your ability to allow me to help you in this business. I watched a recent news story that said many of the emails we receive might be internet criminals trying to scam innocent victims.

Please tell me that the business we are engaging in is real. I need your assurances that we are not wasting time.

jack

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:45 pm

With only slight editing there is some great pet food in there.

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

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i am between you and this transfer so far so do not look worried

I would be really really worried if I were you..........

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i wash you have my mind and you cast through this transfer i hold here with you dear,

Please don't let him wash you with his mind, it might be contagious!

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know that they are the only one who can beer with in the transfer as you wash.

Why are you washing in beer? What kind of deal are you two making?

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i need to know what is going on and how the base you take now on this part and partiners business details

Apparently you are the only one who knows what is going on and he is confused about how many partners you have and what fees there are,lol...He does know there will be fees tho.....So you could make up anything and he will go along?

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this monday is to know what have been going on base on the arrengments so far and who you have sincely waiting to get the fees as we said there in.

Again he is asking you what to do, he is so lazy he wants you to scam yourself and make it up for him. It's hilarious! I wonder how he will react to the criminal activities being mentioned...

I'm so glad you posted this MG, it is so funny.

@Yastreb Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2009 4:35 pm

This whole thread is hilarious.

Dramaqueen, you have me laughing so hard that I'm crying. Thanks!!

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