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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:10 pm

Just for the sheer hell of it I responded to a "S0lud0" email that went to my church catcher account. I assigned him to one of my Eld3rs and told him that Eld3r L31gh would be in touch, which he was.

So the numpty replies to my catcher account with this load of cr@p.

Quote:

TINUBU SQUARE LAGOS-NIGERIA.
FROM THE DESK OF: PROF . CH@RLES S0LUD0,
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (C.B.N, Governor)
TEL +234-70-96015098.

Attn: L3igh, (what no title? Does he have no respect for a man of God?)

Hello, I am so sorry for not have replied your message earlier before now, it is due to official assignment with Fredela Republic of Nigerian.
(Who is this Fredela person?)

Meanwhile, am inrespect of your message and wouldn't you to get confused over this (I'm not the one thats confused. I KNOW you're trying to scam me. Well I think thats what you're trying to do) but it was meant to reach you by the Central Bank of Nigeria for verification of the Contrat which you executed with Nigerian Government and awaiting payment, we have verified your contact inheritance payment and find out that you are having hard time to claim your payment which you executed with Nigerian overnment and have Mapped out a penal who will be going through your file in regards to this payment to ensure the safety and smooth delivery to your doorstep according the instructions from the Central Bank of Nigeria.

Therefore, we write to ask you to forward to us your address, telephone number where you can be reached for more explaination. (Read my website Chuck we are a silent order)

Treat as very urgent, as I also remind you once again that your ATM Card is ready. CALL ME +234-70-96015098.

Thanks

Prof. Charles Soludo,
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA,
CBN, Governor

You'd expect the governor of a major bank to be able to write coherent emails wouldn't you. Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:12 pm

Yeah, if he was the governor of a bank. Rolling Eyes

A great chance to ed-educate the lad in the ways of a bank governor... Twisted Evil

ETA: And to educate him on how to address a man of dog.

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:52 am

Quote:

have Mapped out a penal who will be going through your file

Thats going to make your eyes water!

This Lad definitely needs re-education of the highest order, you'll have your work cut out trying to write back to him in a similar style.

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:27 pm

^^^

How do you de-educate someone who is as bad as this already?

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:32 am

Ouch! Erm maybe you could consistently misspell his name back to him and see if he follows your lead? But he doesn't seem the most coherent lad, he can't have paid for such a crappy script/format so may be fresh/low-hanging fruit for a safari if you can keep him keen?

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