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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:27 pm

I'm giving him a try out. He's after four grand for each of his two lads. I'm currently offering 500 and some spare clothes I've got lying around.

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:50 pm

I abused the hell out of him over his inabiity to provide me with bank account information.It seems he is becoming more compliant. Twisted Evil

@Dutch-I never would have thought it possible,but I think we may have found a hitlad who is more stupid than Frosty/Billy.

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:52 am

@Dutch, I got the same picture of his boy today; is that a Level 23 Mage? I wonder what his THAC0 is...

Also, this guy is a licked cupcake, he has seen every torture device (s3ctr4ns, M7CN Secure, etc.) available.

I have managed to barter him down from $15,000 to $1,100. Now I'm offering him $15,000 to kill the guy who hired him. Also, he told me he'd kill my son do I requested he kill my daughter first. He didn't even ask why, he just acted as if that was a normal reaction. Maybe he'd be interested in a position as a hit man for TWAT...

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:26 pm

doc holliday wrote:

@Dutch-I never would have thought it possible,but I think we may have found a hitlad who is more stupid than Frosty/Billy.

Who would have believed that .. Laughing

This just in from the FBI. Besides access to my mailbox there's also some protection fee to be paid.

Yahoo FBI with UK redirect phone numbers wrote:

TEL. +447031856647
+447035954358
Regard to your mail its content is well understood.
I will like to inform you that, our men are after mr bala hassan, i have told you to get me your email address and your password to enable us trace him throuh his email address, i will like to inform you that we have find out that mr bala hassan has killed so many people in the past, he is a very dengerous killer.
If you want to be protected by our men before we get Mr bala hassan, you will need to pay for security fee as we will send you our highest security men to protect you, you have to protect your self before this man kill you as one of his boys has told us that he will come after you if you are not protected.
Do send me your email address, and password.

You will need to pay for security for 2 weeks before we get mr bala hassan, the security fee is 5,200GBP, this payment need to be paid as soon as possible as mr bala hassan is very dengerous you need to be protected.
FBI DEPARTMENT

Trying to get me some discount from this tool ..

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:43 pm

I am sensing he is having one heck of a week. he seems a bit more unstable than he did a few days ago. Laughing

Quote:

LOOK HERE YOU B*TCH.
I CAN SEE YOU DONT HAVE VALUE FOR YOUR LIFE AT ALL. I WANT YOU TO FILL OUT THIS PAYMENT INFORMATION AND SEND IT DOWN TO ME NOW.
SENDERS NAME
MTCN NUMBER
COUTRY MONEY IS SENT TO,
TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER.

NOTE THAT THE PAYMENT IS NOT IN THE UK AND NIGERIA, MY BOYS HAS TOLD ME THIS EALIER TODAY, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME THE COUNTRY YOU SENT THE MONEY TO.
DO THIS AND GET BACK TO ME IF YOU LOVE YOUR LIFE.
AG3NT KlLLER

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:50 pm

He is in a choice mood this morning.3 Emails inside of 15 minutes.He seems distressed over the fact I sent him a bad moneygram number,and he went to retrieve it.
I finally got him to respond to another one of my addys.It's on g-mail,and I have invited him to chat.Should be fun Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:57 pm

He's really on substances Razz

Quote:

look willy,i have been in this job all my life,i know when to collet money thourgh any miss.as i told you before the money gram slip you send to me whish i send to my boys do not have the money control number,that means there is no way they can recive the money without the money control number.you have to send to use the number to enabl them collet the money on time.since you said that the contorl number is in the back of the slip just copy it out and send to me,so i sent to my boys.do this and get back to me on time.willy you have been a corrprattive person dont lose your life here because of inglorances,money is the root of all evil.i will like you to help your self here.because you will not cost me a thing not even a second to get down.but i just have to sple your life till this hour.get me the control number as fast as you can.

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:03 pm

Another one in from the FBI: He claims the password of my mailbox is not working. Just checked it again to be sure: it really says ******** , he must have mistyped it Laughing

Quote:

TEL. +447031856647
+447035954358

Regard to you mail,
I have talk with our officers and they said one man will not be good for your security deu to the fact that mr bala hassan is a very dengorous man and can kill at any time, we have make our conclusion by giving you 2 men security for 2,400GBP i will like you to act fast about this so we can send down our men.
Mean while the password you gave was invalide for the email address, also i will like you to send your phone number to enable us get in contact with you on phone.

Get back to me.
FBI DEPARTMENT

Charges dropped from GBP 5,200 to 2,400. I guess we have a deal. Let's see if I can get him to draw up an invoice.

@doc: He contacted me on gmail chat yesterday, he asked about his payment. I threw the abuse dictionary at him, asked him about his mama's smelly toto. Told him the FBI is breathing in his neck. He's fun alright Laughing

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:48 pm

Quote:

Look here
I think you want to make me angry,you better run fast to the money gram vendor and corect your fuck up not my boys,the control number you sent was invalide,i was paid to kill you, did you remember the most popular musician who was killed in south africa name lucky dube, that killing was don by my boys, this was the same warning given to him but his ignorance lead him to the grave, his dauther will soon be killed some one just paid us again to kill her, but she will still be given this same warning, i pray she should not mens up like the stupid father.
This is the last warning given to you just like lucky dube. you better do that fast and get back to me, am no from nigeria ok i have boys all over the world, one of my boys was about getting you down this morning with a snipper gun, but i ask him to give you one ,more chance like lucky dube who rest in hell by mustafa by senior boy who dont miss shotting, he will also be the one to carry out your killing if you fuck up this time.
you better run back to corect it.

Good luck
agent killer

Lets see,he sent me 8 mails today,and I replied to 2.We have covered his and his mothers relationship with various farm animals,lower primates,and one another.Also the huge capacity of a key portion of his mothers anatomy,the fact that I believe him to be homosexual,and the overall intelligence him and his boys.He finally figured out I am trying to make him angry-we have some real Mensa material here.He has started responding to my second vic,who had him on chat for a little while,and he has been contacted by a fellow scammer by the name of Wh1spering D3ath,who is offering to improve his script for him.
I like this lad,he is both dumber than a doormat and persistent Mr. Green

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:10 am

Oooh he's been telling me about Lucky Dube! He's a bit indiscreet for a professional hitman Confused

He didn't mention any "snipper guns" to me though. I've decided that my character should question his ability with the aid of a drop of Jack Daniels...

Quote:

Agennt Killer

I willl admirr taht you have scaared mee so much tha I ahvbeen drinkning to try an d forget about ouuy. I have drank a lo t of whisky because I was scarde but I am not now as te alcohol. has given be couraghe.

I THIN NK YO U ARE A CPWARD AND HOMOSECSUAL AND I LAUGH AT YOUR THREATS AN D DO NOT THINK YOU HAVE ANY BOYS TO KILL ME!!!!!!

I think the only boys you know are the ones who liye in bed with you at nighrt and yo u sucj theru penisiss dry liike your whore mother used to do!!! HA HAH AHAH AHHAHA.

I am a Fthaer of the church and therefore have GOD on my side. the onlly thinkg you have is disease from the animals that you interffre with you beasty man!!!! I am gong to bedd!! Come and end mem when I sleeppyou little bitch!!!

Father Dil Doe

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:56 am

I have never seen anything as pathetic as this Lad's attempt to impersonate the FBI.

His parents must have put him out in the sun before the glue had dried, I reckon. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:04 pm

Just had a lovely chat with him - seems my WU scan wasn't quite upto scratch. There was a rip where the MTCN is and somehow I'd garbled it all up with my dodgy scanner...

I'll put Agent Killers answers in bold.

Quote:

me: Agent Killer?? This is Dill Doe

BALA: ok send me the payment details now send me the senders name
address

me: is that my name?

BALA: mtcn number yes the name you use in making the payment

me: My name is Dill Doe

BALA: ok theb money transfer control number

me: address is 41 Nyne Avenue, Weatherfield UK

BALA: MONEY TRANSFER CONTROL NUMBER

me: is that the number in the top right corner?

BALA: YES IS 10 DIGIT

me: There is a rip on the form the only numbers I see are 283957
I hope you are not angry

BALA: SEND ME THE 10 DIGIT MTCN NUMBER

me: I CAN ONLY SEE 8 NUMBERS don't be a beast

BALA: WAS IT WESTERN UNION OR MONEY GRAM YOU USE IN MAKING THE PAYMENT

me: WESTERN UNION - but the form is ripped and i can't see the last two MTCN numbers i can rescan and send if you do not believe me

BALA: WHAT THE HELL IS RONG WITH YOU I CAN SEE YOU ARE VERY READY TO DIE NOW

me: what is rong with you? you kill people for money

me: wait - there is someone at door

(Left him hanging for a bit while I made a coffee)

BALA: YOU BETTER SEND ME THE NUMBER I WANT TO ASK MY BOYS OUT NOW

me: I am back - why are you telling me you want to go out with boys? i do not care who you go out to have sex with

BALA: just inform me for the last time do you want me to carry out my job ?

me: do i want you to kill me? of course not - what a stupid question

BALA: then send me the mtcn number fast you are wasting my time

me: i only have eight numbers - i told you the form has ripped

BALA: then go back to the western union office now you are wasting my time bitch

me: stop calling me bitch. say please and i will go to Western Union i am fed up of your horrible attitude. i would rather die than put up with your stupid shit. i will go to WU when you ask nicely

BALA: then go now my boys will watch you but they will not kill you

me: say please

BALA: you will say please if my boys come over you to kill you

me: i only say please to good men. you and your boys are thugs

BALA: you are here watihig my time just go to the bank and get the the mtcn number ok Dill

me: i thought it was Western Union - why do you want me to go to bank

BALA: you go to the western union now

me: you still haven't said please

BALA: gust move now

me: no - not till you say please. it is snowing outside - are your boys cold?

BALA: i think you i have spent much tme with you just watch out now hat is going to happen you have made me go angry now watch

me: do you want me to get the number?

BALA: do you want me to kill you ?

me: no

BALA: then send the payment information

me: say please - it's only a small word

BALA: then hell await you

me: just because your a hitman doesn't mean you can't be polite

BALA: what the hell do you take me for

me: someone who wants money

BALA: my boys can not tell you pls talk of me

me: why? can they not speak? i'm not bothered what your boys say - "just say please get the number dill doe" and i will go

Sent at 3:41 PM on Thursday

Reply to chat at 3:01 pm
BALA is offline. Messages you send will be delivered when BALA comes online.

First time I've google chatted with a lad! Quite enjoyable, you can surf and check other things while he's typing his garbled nonsense! He's just emailed me....

Quote:

Look here.
You have the gods to ask me to tell you please before you send me the mtcn number, i want to let you know that you will be taking out from your room and kill in your precious gaden, if you love you self and you dont want to die send me the payment mtcn numner which is 10 digit now

agent killer

I think now would be the right time to tell him I live in a 14th floor flat.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:04 pm

Quote:

LOOK here you.
i have waited for you up till now i have not recieve the correct control number, my boys saw you yesterday when you were talking with some one, but i ask them not to kill you that am given you this last time, as soon as you get the correct control number send it to me as soon as possible.

i hope you get the news on CNN today when the minister for finance in Belgium was shot dead in his room, he was too rud to my boys so they have to send him to hell, so dont let them visit you that way.
await your mail and correct control number.
agent killer

OK-I googled Lucky Dube,but what the hell is he talking about regarding the finance minister in Belgium?

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:26 pm

I've been asking him for a link to the news about the Belgian.

Quote:

Look here you
I have told you i dont have time for this your stupid talk, if you dont run to the western union and get the full mtcn then i assure you, hell await you, as for the new anm not a news procaster that will send you the link of news.
i and my boys know what we are doing we will hit at the right time when we want to, as for the please i have swear not to tell you please that i have not don, i will not do that even if you want to pay me 1 million usd i will not tell you please, you should be the one to tell me please because i will soon have a double mind and ask my boys to get you down.
if you love your self send me the full mtcn number now.
agent killer

And he still won't say please Crying or Very sad

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 5:37 pm

^^^
I guess I'm too late to report that our lad is taking credit for an assassination.

Also, that he is willing to Gmail chat.

I hope if I ever have a real hit man after me, he's as patient and forgiving as Mr. H4SS4N. I have talked him down from $15,000 to $1,100 only to talk him back up to $30,000, aside from offering him sexual favors (after telling him I'm a very very old woman) instead of money. I have been given several deadlines ranging anywhere from 48 to 12 hours. Now his boys are following me across the country as I pursue the man who hired him: Mr. Bob Barker. I requested he kill my daughter, which offended him for some reason, and now I may have my daughter stumble on this email and offer $30,000 to go through with the killing.
Thank you B4L4, thank you.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:41 pm

^^^
After reading that, I wish that I had provoked him more. Normal hitlads usually drop you if you display any sort of testicular fortitude.
Anyways, I got this belter of an email from the FBI after I said Mr. Hassans IP address resolves to Israel.

Quote:

Regards to you mail.
Now we know were to trace him from, again his boys told us that he has an assasin trainning school in isreal and in nigeria, so we want to carry out the investigation now, but we are afraid that mr bala hassan may come over you if you dont protect your self until we get him down, get back to this office on what you have to do.
FBI OFFICE

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:44 pm

Quote:

but we are afraid that mr bala hassan may come over you if you dont protect your self

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:46 pm

Wow... never noticed that. I'll just ask him to kill me quickly instead.

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:57 pm

Mr Wang wrote:

After reading that, I wish that I had provoked him more. Normal hitlads usually drop you if you display any sort of testicular fortitude.

He is very abnormal for a hitlad in that respect.Abuse the hell out of him,and he comes back for more Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 12 Nov 2008 Posts: 104

Look here you bitch
you are the right person who i was paid to kill and that i must do, but am giving you this last warning from today till 3days i you do not comply with me then fin your self in hell, i want you to comply with me and then i will send you the tape of the person who want you dead, did you remember the most popular musician who was killed in south africa lucky dube, and the minister of finance who was kill yesterday in belgium, because the did not comply with me and my boys then i ask my boys to send them to hell, you have to get the said amount of 15,000USD to get the tape of the person who want you dead and live for the rest of your life, but if you did not then i will ask my boys to send you to hell.

remember you have 3days to make this payment or die.
AG3NT KILLER

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:12 am

Well, Mr. Hass4n is officially my first slap.
He had the nerve to try to lie about who hired him, and insist I send him money to find out. Does he think I'm so popular that I wouldn't know who hired a semi-retarded Nigerian to wax me? I told him I killed Mr. Bob Barker, and that I am now hit man shopping for a guy to take him out. Anyone know if the G0mer B0yz do hits? He essentially told me he has the agent killer market cornered; I'd love to re-re-re-introduce him to brother Py1e.

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:44 pm

This is about the most pathetic attempt for an invoice I've ever seen. (I blurred out my baiter name)
Remember they (the FBI) were supposed to send me an invoice for protection fees.

Quote:

GOODDAY TO YOU

I want you to know that our men are now in africa nigeria, and i will like you to know that mr bala hassan ran away when he say our men on his locator computer watch which his boys failed to tell us, mr bala hassan school of assasin in nigeria has being close down and rounded up by the nigeria police when we gave them this information, but mr bala hassan is unyet to be found.
i will like you to watch your back since you have unable to make payment for the security fee.

i want you to find attach copy of the invoice receipt and picture of mr bala hassan for proper idenfication when you see him.
Do make the payment for our men is ready to protect you.
CHIEF SECURITY OFFICER FBI
MRS SHARON WALTER.

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I think he can do better than that Laughing

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:43 pm

Asked him if he'd be celebrating Valentine

Quote:

as for your fucking questions i will only kill a lady on valletins day because i dont have anybody to love i dont love and i donbt have any friend all my friends are killers

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:19 pm

Our lad just got chopped to the tune of $5000,and he aint happy.I got an email addy for his boy who I am supposed to send they money to

[email protected]

Have fun all Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:27 pm

I've sent him through Deuzer and NN's very excellent S3curity Sh1eld which you can find more about here...

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=156923&highlight=safe+image

He's so far answered 60-70 questions and come up with some crackers..

Quote:

Q: How much experience do you have?
A: i have 65%

Q: If you were invited to have tea with the Queen of England, what would say?
A: I must say that the Queen serves a nice tea

Q: Can you recall any strange or unexplained events in your life?
A: but I have figured out that my entire life has been strange and unexplained

And my favourite so far...

Quote:

Q: Do you collect anything?
A: Who knows if I will actually get around to collecting tea pots.

A bit of info on @gent Kill3r

Ladname: m0nday y0mireju
Jobtitle: chief security
Country: nigeria
Address: pl0te 45b garr1ki abuja nigeria
Primary email: [email protected]
Secondary email: [email protected]
Primary tel.: 07036864355
Secondary tel.: 08033880765
IP-address: 81.199.88.2
Time: 2009-02-13 04:58:47 (GMT-7)
Transaction name: Agent Killer

IP points to a satellite provider.