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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:21 pm

... some abuse!

Already had a charming Mr S4t0 being bad tempered with me on the phone this evening, all the way from Nigeria when he thinks he's from Hong Kong.

Do female characters get the same grumpy abuse from lads in emails as do the males? I hope so Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

I find the lads to be quite gender-neutral in their activities. Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:46 pm

Did he try to affect a Chinese accent? Hilarity often ensues.

Edit: Here is an example from this thread, courtesy of asiaguy. Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 04 Dec 2008 Posts: 143

After nearly two and a half months of my female character baiting an Obliging Barrister, he's getting less obliging and the other day demanded to see my passport. I sent him a music file renamed as a jpg, and when he complained I sent it again. In response I just got an avowal that he'll never write to me again because "YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BITCH,LIAR AND UNREPENTANT TRICKSTAR."

[Followed immediately by "GOODLUCK IN YOUR FUTURE ENDEVOURS". I'm particularly grateful for these good wishes because my future endevours (once I've told him off for his language) are to send a larger music file renamed as a tiff, and then a hopelessly blurry scan of something vaguely passport-shaped followed about ten minutes later by a panicking email saying that my brother's just told me it's illegal to copy passports and will the barrister please delete it immediately before I get in trouble with Homeland Security.]

So, yes, female characters definitely get the same grumpy abuse as males. Laughing

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 11:51 am

The girls can cop abuse over quite a range, as some of Cammy's Lads have proved.

Quote:

Dear White Beach,
I told you that you will surfer from the hands of Nigeria you enter but you ignore my advice Is ok send them another money you stupid girl.

Quote:

Go ahead and send them another money if it is true that you send them money to Nigeria.you Stupid Beach

Mild so far.

But from another Lad - be warned, this is one really nasty exchange (Lad in italics):

Quote:

my dear
it is a pity that i cannot contiune because you appeard to be iresponsible and a darft.So i dont have your time.fuck your smelling pussy.
have a nice day
see yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Quote:

You wouldn't know about a woman's pussy anyway because you're a faggot fairy-boy with a little dick who sells your ass down at the local public toilets and sucks cocks for small change, and you must look a real loser with the cum all over your face.

Quote:

i cannot fuck you.
you have a smelling pussy and no man comes to you to fuck you asshole
fuck off you are bloody hag

Quote:

i cannot even dream to fuck you because you have a smelling fucking ass.
Too wide for any humanbeing. put appeal to God to give you fine pussy that is why you have not gotten married and you are deaf and dumb.how do you think that somebody who does not talk and hear could wash her undies .
go to heel with your *DELETED* pussy.
bye.

Quote:

I don't want you to fuck me When it comes to ass fucking you're the king of pillow biters Get ass fucked you fucking fag

Quote:

You Prostitutes go to hell with you fucking smelling ass. You are rejected and deject Object that cannot attract any man. Can you scan your pussy and show me on the net so that I can check if there is no HIV virus in it?
Nobody fucks you that is why you are dieing in silent.
Cheeeeee�� it is s pity go and die put. fucking you is like swing an ocean.what a hole?

Quote:

What's the matter, rent-boy, can't handle the truth? You wouldn't want to see my [pussy] anyway - you wouldn't know what to do with it. You go for buttholes of boys and goats, when they let you, and you can get it up. Anyone who fucks your ass is going where a thousand have gone before. It must be slacker than your little boy dick.

No more arrived after that - thankfully. I was running short of invective!

Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 4:31 pm

blimey! I'll get ready for a dose of that then lol

btw, has anyone else had the delights of dealing with S4t0 W4antabe?

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

Excellent. I was looking for some insults to send to Barrister Pissa Abubaka (whose name is already a source of hilarity).

He's being quite mean to me so I think this will do nicely, thank you! Laughing

"Pissy" has quite a temper, so I'm sure he'll appreciate this:

Quote:

You wouldn't know about a woman's pussy anyway because you're a faggot fairy-boy with a little dick who sells your ass down at the local public toilets and sucks cocks for small change, and you must look a real loser with the cum all over your face.