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419Eater is my life Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 416

Slaphappy's character Emi1 has been trying to get some trophy t-shirts from our lad, featuring his proposed (hee hee Laughing

) Ti5chbein Thunderb0lt rollerc0aster. The lad is trying to find every excuse he can, to avoid having to send them. Here is his latest attempt. He clearly thinks we are as stupid as he is. This is not possible, as you can see... Rolling Eyes

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I would intentionally NOT delay the shipment of this t-shirts to you. Trust me. I definitely not desire to you down without any cause!!! It was my promise to you and Sir Ch4rles that I was doing everything possible for you to receive the t-shirts earliest. You have to believe me! Originally, and as planned, I thought by now you should have the t-shirts in your possesion ok, but same fate occured which had resulted in the delay up till this point.

As at last week Thursday, the printer supervisor in company of his company's chaffeur were taking the t-shirts to fedex for delivery, but they were attacked by a hang of thieves. The chaffeur was shot after he refused to hand over the key to the bus to them, I am afraid he died instantly. Shocked

They made away with the t-shirts and some other already-made prints for delivery to their (other) customers! All along I told you I was waiting for the tracking number, unfortunately I got what I least expected.

Only the printer guy lived to tell the story! I was very surprised when he called me from the hospital explaining what happened. [Well you would be, wouldn't you.] He was injured- they broke his arm as they forced the t-shirts package out of him! Maybe they thought the box of t-shirts were filled with cash!!! I felt pity for him when I called him this afternoon. I feel pains in his voice! I learnt that the bus was used for another robbery scene somewhere else. [Makes sense. Well it's the perfect getaway vehicle, isn't it?]

Please do not hesitate to call the police should you find anyone wearing this t-shirts anywhere around you before you get this new t-shirt package (box). [Words fail me...] All the t-shirts made away by these thieves were black and the photo print embossed on the chest of each of them. Very lovely.

What planet is this guy on?

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:18 am

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What planet is this guy on?

Planet Lad, where the most absurd things can be made to come true.

Master Baiter Joined: 23 Jan 2009 Posts: 241

this would be so funny if this is true story. Robbers killed driver for t-shirts.

Front page stuff

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 10:21 am

Oh my the puns will flow Very Happy

Flir-tee robbers
Robbers get T-eed off

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:12 am

Puns...

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Bungled theft gives robbers right to bare arms
or
T-shirt robbers have their collars felt

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:17 am

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Please do not hesitate to call the police should you find anyone wearing this t-shirts anywhere around you

Everyone, Be on the lookout for me, please! Here's the lovely design. Cool

Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 1:38 pm

Why did the robbers wear T-shirts?

To show they were 'armless.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:49 pm

Update. The t-shirts finally arrived, after threats, slapping, excuses, etc. And they seem to be pure naff. Evil or Very Mad

Totally uncool. They are also in children's sizes, not adult sizes. Megaslap coming to the lad of epic proportions. And he will have to redo them. This time, in White, adult sizes, and properly screen printed. Cool

Gaze at the pure crap here:
http://www.4shared.com/file/90158886/a71493e1/MVC-005S.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/90158881/39700642/MVC-009S.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/90158889/37ab8e70/MVC-006S.html
http://www.4shared.com/file/90158893/ce65562f/MVC-007S.html

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 02 Dec 2008 Posts: 518

^^ Awesome trophy though. Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

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I learnt that the bus was used for another robbery scene somewhere else. [Makes sense. Well it's the perfect getaway vehicle, isn't it?]

The lad has been watching The Young Ones Laughing

For the benefit of non-UK members and those to young to remember: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99u8MaRi5gU

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:50 pm

Here was the lad's latest excuse for sending that crap. Would anyone want to buy one of these shirts as a naff item (heaven forbid putting a child in one of these!) to support Eater? Or do we just burn the awful things? Confused

They are "not fit for man nor beast." Frame it for the wall as "bad art?" Laughing

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My dear Emil,

Sir Ch@rles a few moments ago told me you have the T-shirts already! In reality, I could not trace the status of the T-shirts delivery to you via DHL website. When I checked it even now it showed this history record below
“ 2/24/2009 Forwarded for delivery. "

Sir Ch@rles in great anger told me the t-shirt job were a full of crap and to say that was even an understatement! I am very very angry now! I am going to get the printer contact arrested! I couldn't supervise the printing work, all because I lost my wife, which was the reason. I actually promised not to let you or Sir Ch@rles down. Please be calm- I will make it up to you.

Believe me I am very very sorry about this. As soon as I am done with my late wife’s burial rite by Thursday this week, I am going to get you a quality (digitalized) print ok? I really want you to be happy and not sad ok!

Hope my e-mail finds you well,

Remain blessed!

R1chard H3ad

Busy with the burial... Rolling Eyes

Since he has already received very brutal slapping by his "oga" Sir Ch@rles, Emil decided to lighten up on him just a bit, and get to the point of him redoing and resending Emil's shirts. Smile

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Dear Mr. R1chard H3ad,

I'm sure you know the t-shirts were pure shit. Worse than pure shit more like rancid puke I wouldn't even use them to clean the shed ok. And they were children's sizes!! Not fit any man or woman ok idiot! The plastic picture so cracked could not even see design ok. I can't believe you actually pay the printer man for these shirts. But I see why he use plastic and not silk screen printer to make them is because the shirts were black and picture not come out right on black shirt with silk screen. But plastic not work right this printer not know what he is doing even to make plactic picture ok so get someone else to do it right this time! I not know this until I ask friend why so bad ok. So this is what you do for me next when you resend the t-shirts order to me.

Use White Medium Weight shirts not see through thin ones ok.

Use Adult Size Shirts you get this right this time I not child and friends not too.

Use silkscreen process printing not cracking shittyass plastic that not work ok.

I give you stupid ass one more chance only because I feel sorry for you that wife died you are lucky she did or I would throw your ass in the road under a truck and find another man to build my roller coaster Richard. At least you didn't lie to me again but I'm very angry that you would send me such crap and think I would be happy with it I'm not ok. You have them redone the way I say now and soon very soon. I'm sick of chasing your ass around and yelling at you all the time. Get it right ok.

Pees and luv.

Emil Smile

Maybe about a month from now, I'll get what I want from the lad. Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:47 pm

Very Funny !!!

How many did you order?

Makes me wonder how much he's out -- 1 child t-shirt, and time photochopping the image to make a computer iron-on Laughing

Great bait -- what was he initially trying to sell you?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 8:14 pm

^^I have 25 pieces of naff now, and another 25 on order. His scam?
Well right now he's trying to build me the biggest fastest rollercoaster in the world, for less than $100 million in Tampa, Florida! Smile