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MeridianAlicante
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 236
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:19 am |
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DoraTheExplorer wrote: |
And my favorite cookies! YUM! I have many times burn the first batch myself. Just leave them for the crazy squirrel. His new partner doesn't have time to cook whilst updating his list every 5 seconds.
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That's a very generous offer! And as they were meant for you, I doubt that the infamous Jojobean would have spiked them with anything unpleasant for my squirrelly overlord.
As long as there's not an aphrodisiac inside...
@HarryBawls - Welcome back to the dark side! We now have cookies!
@The Squirrel Overlord - Any luck in wooing a housekeeper? The dustbunnies are breeding again. At this rate they'll be taking over the lair
@NN - If I wasn't devoted to the squirrel, I'd chase after you |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:40 am |
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@ParaNoid
Sorry you feel that I'm a tease and to stop you from thinking that, I'll have a threesome.
@Harry
I was beginning to love you more as your life had changed to the good. Sorry if you no longer like me and it breaks my heart that you have back slid.
To the few that I have PM'ed, I did not get the response that I was looking for other than getting one of you in this thread.
My problem is that I want all of you and lotta has not answered Ima's question.
@Murry
I love you deeply!
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:48 am |
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Latest news on Kate. (do stop groaning dear members, the twists are about to unravel. A true romance never runs smooth and dandy. If the long winded preamble is not to your taste simply go straight to the photo. Yes it is really me. When a man offers a diamond ring, he deserves to see whom he is presenting it to.)
Mick, what a nice man, kindly leads Kate back to the city. She is happy that James’ evil and dastardly plans are no more. She was until now a British Secret Service agent, her e-mailed resignation is sitting on “M’s” computer. She had to play the flirty temptress to gain the necessary info to uncover the plot.
Spying IS, or rather was, a dirty business, and she bitterly regrets leaving the only man she has ever loved so abruptly. How can she possibly make amends or even find her piratical one-eyed sultan again?
Forlornly she gazes at platypuses and kookaburras, they glance knowingly at her as silent tears of bitter regret drip softly into the billabong.
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:51 am |
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MeridianAlicante wrote: |
@HarryBawls - Welcome back to the dark side! We now have cookies |
You noticed me! I have to admit I'm excited, yet a little bit scared...........
@Glorafilia, Surely you jest. You do realize Corona has no one and she is extremely jealous of you now right? Bring on the forms, but I must warn you the answers to the forms will not be safe to open in front of the elderly and children. I had a dream about you last night. You escaped from the handcuffs AND the ball gag. |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:53 am |
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@Kate: This sounds like a bad porno plot. The skirt should be shorter. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:57 am |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:20 pm |
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Kate, stay right as you are
Also, please dont get too excited by the ring, I did say that it was given to me by a lad didn't I
@Corona, I am flattered that you even changed your avatar for me,
You know I have always had a soft spot for you, however I long ago convinced myself that I was not good enough for such a fine lady as you.
I would ask you to be my valentine except I know there are others more deserving of your affection than I am.
I am not as simple a man as it may at times seem and I have much baggage and more tales to unfold. Truth be known, I learnt how to <strike>bait</strike> woo from the lads and have mostly copy and pasted my woos from my many lads transcripts (please dont tell anybody, I may have them convinced that I can write poems )
I would suggest to my fellow countryman to begin wooing you except that would be cruel to you.
There is always Ima's worthy leftovers and you could petition Lotta to not allow her <strike>org mana thre </strike>well you can just tell Lotta it's not fair
I also suspect that there is another who will shortly be at your door, so long as you dont live upstairs in which case he will throw empty McDonalds packaging at your window because of a lack of small stones and an abundance of McDonalds packaging |
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MeridianAlicante
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Sep 2008
Posts: 236
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:29 pm |
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Harry Bawls wrote: |
You noticed me! I have to admit I'm excited, yet a little bit scared...........
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Why wouldn't I notice you? You seemed like such a nice, genuinely evil guy, someone that I could lair with, and then you had to go soft. Like melted ice-cream. But then my Squirrel Overlord showed you the path back into the darkness...
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Want to come and help me write lists? |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:41 pm |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:12 pm |
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Wooooo whoooo
Murry and Corona |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:13 pm |
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MeridianAlicante wrote: |
Want to come and help me write lists? |
shhhhh.... he's on it.
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:13 pm |
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And I would be sweet Corona if not for commitments already made
@Ima
Let me know how your going with Lotta, if you need some help to sway her please let me know |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:26 pm |
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thefife wrote: |
So NN, how about we do this valentine thing? |
Toot toot. All aboard the NN Loooooooove Train!
So far we'll be joined by;
Dora (who can't resist the animal magnetism of the Nurse)
Ima (Who I've been having a net affair with for a few months)
Luckey (She's also bringing a wooden doll - Kinky. Odd, but who am I too judge)
thefife (Just knows a good thing when it swings by)
Corona (She's been keen for NN action for years)
MeridianAlicante (PM's me sweet nothings all the time. I make her/him laugh)
Right. Who else has a valentine I can steal? |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:27 pm |
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I want to say how flattered I am by some of the emails I have received. Ladies, thank you, but, and I will only say this once: I am taken. Dramaqueen has me, keyboard, monitor and desk.
Dramaqueen, how are you this lovely morning? |
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Dramaqueen
Juan's stalker
Joined: 28 Aug 2008
Posts: 1423
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:36 pm |
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Im fine my dearest Doc.
I have missed you terribly.
kisses and hugs |
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Sibide, Bamako-Cotonou W/Dr.S.W.
Proud member of "The Todger Club"
"why are you stingy over me" Craig
"you are causin me much frustration" Frustrated lad...
"stop makin me feel like mess and shit" Craig
"if not i will fall off from a cliff and God will kick your bud for murdering " Diamond Mo
" shot the fuck up you silly irrational bitch" V1ctor
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:01 pm |
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DoraTheExplorer wrote: |
Most importantly, I realized my unintentional oversight. I never posted to my darling jojo today! Honey, I am so sorry! Can you ever forgive me?
Though I am not convinced of the whole "Bali" trip (and Harry's change again leaves your "trip" open for more confusion), I will let that pass. You have come back and were ready to woo. Never let it be said I hold a grudge.
Your drawing was perfect. I can see us walking on that beach. I really don't know what luckey was seeing in it. He doesn't know my hair is auburn (explains my haircolor) and how much we like to snorkel (explains the underwater). You do know me so well. ♥
And my favorite cookies! YUM! I have many times burn the first batch myself. Just leave them for the crazy squirrel. His new partner doesn't have time to cook whilst updating his list every 5 seconds.
And a safari'ing lad! Just for ME? I am only a no0b straight-baiter. You do know my true weakness. When will your siggy increase in size? :sigh: I know it isn't as impressive as a safari, but I did send in 2 reports to kill a fake site in your name today. When it dies, I will give you this: From my ♥ to yours. |
Thank you Dora for noticing your wrongdoing. I choked back the tears yesterday as I painted this new picture for you.
Intentionally labeled the horse's tail as to avoid any confusion for the rougher members of the audience. It isa picture of us riding through the mountains on a horse. And yes, the horse is happy. Look at the smile on his face. He is not cringing because I am sitting on his back, so don't even say it boys!
And yes, I did that safari just for you. In fact, see the lad's frustration here:
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DEAR EDMOND
GOODAY, EDMOND WHY DID YOU TOLD MY BOSS THAT YOU SAW ME AND YOU GAVE ME MONEY AND GIFT ITEMS? WHY NOT BE HONEST TO YOUR SELF,AM HIGHLY DISSAPOINTED WITH YOUR BEHAVIOUR,INFACT I WILL CONFISCATE YOUR CONSIGNMENT HENCE I HAVE DISCOVER THAT YOU ARE A LAIR.
DAVID KING |
I do thank you many times for the flag. And, as for my signature, it is growing as we speak. I am adding helmet #51 in there. Just for you!
Please note that Harry was once a good man. I think he slipped back onto the bottle though. Alcohol makes him a mean man. |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:22 pm |
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@ Meridian Alicante.
Yeah. These others may post photos that they've stolen from the net to entice the woman of their dreams into their sickly clutches. But not me.
My photo is genuine. All day I have been plotting and scheming about how to retain your favours.
My decision was to make you a Stephen Hawking out of LEGO.
OK. There are better examples of LEGO Hawkings out there I know. But I made this with my own paws as a gesture of my love for you. |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:52 pm |
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Sweet Sultan of Woo, I will wait right here forever just for you.
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:10 pm |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:26 pm |
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It's well known that Slightly has a weird Lego fetish/obsession. Look what he PM'd me last Valentine's day:
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:45 pm |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:55 pm |
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Nurse Nasty wrote: |
Toot toot. All aboard the NN Loooooooove Train!...Right. Who else has a valentine I can steal? |
Oooooh a road trip. How exciting. Grab my bag for me love & oh! I have theme music (hope the link works stupid work comp ). [seductive whisper] BTW, you aren't stealing me, I'm merely satisfying a piqued, ok wildly piqued, curiosity, then I'm back to my puppet master & his holiness. [/seductive whisper] |
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...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:18 pm |
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@thefife -- as much as I adore you, I have to say, that association with (or *gasp* touching of) NN is a major turn-off for me. You know my adoration for you knows no bounds, but I'm afraid I do have my limits, and NN is simply a non-starter for me.
More importantly however, I implore you, for your own sake, to stay away. Bad things happen to those who deal with NN. I can take care of your piqued curiosity in many and wonderful ways. |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:31 pm |
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JMR wrote: |
I can take care of your piqued curiosity in many and wonderful ways |
Please do. I think I was just using NN to get your attention anyways. |
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Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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Trixi
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 173
Location: Breathing on the back of Reapers neck.
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:31 pm |
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Reaper wrote: |
@Trixi, I did put an air conditioner in the van for your comfort though. |
Are you accusing me of peanut smuggling? |
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