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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:57 pm |
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One of the forms that my character has to send to the barrister asks for a thumb print. A THUMB PRINT!!!
Naturally, I ignored that bit. What does this lad think I am?
He replied and politely pointed out that I missed out the thumb print question.
Hmmmmmmm... crazy that he's actually insisting on it since it's just a meaningless form.
Anyway, I replied and told him that I don't have a fingerprint-taking kit so how am I supposed to get a good fingerprint on the form?
His reply...
Lad wrote: |
You should use the ink from a pen to rub on your thumb and press it on the form. I think that should do it since it the thumb print that is required and you will scan the document all the same. |
Oh yes, like I'm going to be doing that little task! Doesn't he know it's an absolute bitch to get pen ink off your hands??? Or maybe he does, the little prankster... |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 3:59 pm |
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Do it, but say you used invisible ink (to avoid anyone snooping or copying your fingerprint), but that he can see the print if he puts orange colored cellophane over his head ... tightly to allow the CO2 to build up which then makes the ink visible.... |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:18 pm |
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Or send him a form that is covered with blue ink, as you put the ink on your thumb, but everytime you grabbed a sheet more ink came off on the page. |
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blah
Who's Your Daddy?
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1775
Location: Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:18 pm |
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Seeing as you are a hand model in your free time, you can't be expected to smear ink on them. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:20 pm |
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Ask him for an example, or a tongue print in return.
The thought of a lad burning his tongue on a scanner in a crowded cafe is always a funny one. |
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Mr Tambourine Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 3398
Location: Magic swirlin' ship
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:27 pm |
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How about this?
If he challenges it, you needed plastic surgery on your thumb years ago. |
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HarvestMoon
Elite Baiter
Joined: 02 Sep 2008
Posts: 1006
Location: a sorta fairy tale
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:46 pm |
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Or something like this...
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:54 pm |
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Left thumb or right thumb ?
Left right or both, you lost them in a hitch hiking accident |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 5:14 pm |
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Tell him you tried your best but had a bit of an accident:
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impressed
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 Feb 2009
Posts: 4
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:15 pm |
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maybe use a cotton ball with ink and dab it on the paper.
or of course the ol' huge renamed dl file trick i've been reading about. |
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 6:29 pm |
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The Dingo ate my Thumbs |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 7:57 pm |
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Or the FBI / Homeland security could intercept your thumbprint as belonging to a dangerous terrorist and label it as such before sending it on. Of course the sender has no idea this has happened. |
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