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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:33 am |
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I unhumbly declare that Skyhook may well be holding his own - probably inside a Twistie bag on a sticky cinema seat - which is probably why he's smiling.
Incidentally, since Skyhook set the precedent, I can make my spelling error go away. His greatest errors are still to come. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Tastysnack
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2008
Posts: 1407
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Sun Feb 01, 2009 1:16 pm |
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Yastreb wrote: |
His greatest errors are still to come. |
Are you suggesting that his prior error was simply a premature errorjaculation? |
_________________ "I DO NOT THINK WE CAN DO THIS TOGETHER. YOU HAVE BROUGHT MORE PAINS TO ME THAN GOOD." Mr. Wang Yan- After I attempted to rebait with same name as last time. 2-4-09
"you are the must fool i have ever seen fuck you like the 12.5 million idoit dont write me again" Radebe Gumede 7-16-09 after his bank transfer failed.
"Sorry we do not know Mr. Gomer. Send that email fromthe so called gomer to us for scrutiny."- Devati Mooleedhar
SON OF A DOG GO EAT SHIT AND DRINK WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOSERRRRRRRRR.GET A LIFE--Bakar Saud (After Mr. Gomer chopped his dolla')
YOU ATE OUR MONEY AND YOU START MOCKING US--Bishop Anthony
Fake Checks Received= $63,487 US |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Feb 01, 2009 8:38 pm |
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The full extent of human folly, especially that of Skyhook, is unknown to me, so exactly how he generates his blunders I cannot even guess. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:02 pm |
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I unhumbly declare the kak is spreading and the roses/weeds (delete as applicable) are growing extremely well. |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:13 am |
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i unhumberly lay claim to more blunders then any one else & state that i am sloooowly learning from them .
It must be from the faeces that i have accumulated in my body from the beverage that i have been Drinking of late, That or the toad skins i am smoking
After reading. Think of a tune by DR hook i got stoned & i messed it up o me o my
sky lark edited this onetwo times only there in large readred |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:18 am |
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I unhumbly declare that I don't have a clue what this thread is about.
But if they were handing out medals for talking crap, you'd all win one.
And Callum would probably get gold. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:32 am |
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I unhumbly declare that even though I've read Skyhook's sig a gazillion times, and even looked at the coding, I still have absolutely no idea what it is supposed to mean. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:50 am |
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I unhumbly declare that I actually have an idea what it means.
I think the answer can be found on page 20 of Gleeble, Gleeble, Gleep.
Something about posts being cursed and edited by yastreb. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:31 am |
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I unhumbly declare I love to dance on Sundays on Dan's radio show.
And I just found out that someone who is trying to woo me for Valentine's Day is inhumane:
Pastor Frank wrote: |
I inhumanly declare ... |
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Paga John Paga Willie Paga Kingsley James
The Dynamic Duo Travels! |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:05 pm |
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Dancing's cool
I unhumbly declare that I have an IQ of 148, which is exactly what I needed to get into Mensa. |
_________________ Click here to feel warm and cozy.
I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Barr. Cole
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x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet
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TheLovelyJill
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Jan 2009
Posts: 966
Location: Viewing astroturf at a cracking owl sanctuary
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Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:29 pm |
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RoyalFlush wrote: |
^ Going to try for an "American Idol" spot with that voice? |
Idol, mschmidol. Don't need the publicity... |
_________________ FUCK YOU LYN3TTE OR WHOEVER. ASSHOLE - A Cole
You are a useless woman. Please go to hell where you belong - THE EUROPEAN UNION
She has been waiting [at the airport] for you for hours and is very afraid - Edw4rd C0le's Madrid lad.
Your father was a coward and your mother a fagot - Barr G0ldsmith
You be jail soon let wait and see........ P0ntus
I no longer want to involve you in this transaction since I am beginning to see your cunny part.
i wasn't fucking gay until i married you - MM
- Trafalgar Square 2013
- Hector co-bait
- Mr Ayo - Lagos-Porto-Novo (probably x3) "You lier. I will not for-give Because you waste my money. you lier."
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:50 am |
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thud419 wrote: |
Dancing's cool
I unhumbly declare that I have an IQ of 148, which is exactly what I needed to get into Mensa. |
So you only have to know the answer to one Internet Question to get into Mensa & it is QNo 148
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edited wed/4/2009/at 9:34 AM and now the evil fairy curser has control of the mods as well as the pointed eared avatars |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie
Last edited by A SKYHOOK on Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:30 pm; edited 4 times in total |
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Lehigh Guy
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Dec 2008
Posts: 781
Location: Somewhere under the rainbow
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Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:12 pm |
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My IQ has not been tested since I was in grammar school. I think I scored two duckies and a star.
I unhumbly declare that I am almost, but not quite fully ambidexterous, thus I am able to mess things up equally well with either hand or foot. |
_________________ Lehigh Guy - x ?
- Straight Bait since 2008 -
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"I swear with my living GOD I SERVE BY WHATEVER FIND HOLY ...THIS IS TRULY HOLY HAND JOB I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU”
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Am surprise you are west-ting this much time and you know that your daughters life is astake ... I see it strange, something is fishing."
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"If You Are A Sinner That Means You Will Go To Hill. Repaint ..."
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"you son a beach , bastard , you will die by gun, ogun will kill you [a dozen death threats snipped] ANY PLANS YOU HAVE PLANNED EITHER TO RUB ME OR ANY OTHER THING , YOU WILL DIR BY OGUN BYE" -- One truly pissed off lad. |
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Hugh Jundys
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 236
Location: orbiting a black hole
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:30 am |
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Just don't write me love notes with your feet. I guess you got me beat there.
I unhumbly declare that I have been shat on by a hippo and licked by a giraffe, but not on the same day or the same trip. |
_________________ I dont want to report you to the nearest FIB...But am a man of God iwould,not like to involve you in that kind of shit.please for god sake, do as i have instructed befor i change my mind. - Mr. John
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:34 am |
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I unhumberly declare i have more threads & posts deleted than any body else with out being let known why
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as i can not find my help needed with imageSHack im asking here if any one can tell me why this will not load as an avatar???
URL=http://img15.imageshack.us/my.php?image=skyhookfrghosttake2zf1.gif][/URL
I removed [] from start and finish so it could be read |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:42 am |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:50 am |
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Corona wrote: |
^^^Could it be the size? |
the size of what ?? shirlie,s wink wink
So were can you find the size, before you try ???,. I under stand what your saying ,and that may be it, but i thought i uploaded it as an avatar, so thought that would have made the size right ?? |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:45 pm |
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I humbly declare that I may be able to translate A Skyhooks siggy line
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before i can walk i must crawl |
Reference to a song dont ask me which one, it isn't quite as the song suggest and I did not declare that I am a genious
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and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be |
A Skyhook is a device commonly used by those in the building industry, it is an item that apprentice carpenters will often be seen to be looking for. it is a hook that attaches to the sky and can be used to hold anything you like up
Also another reference to a song
Yes, it does have all of those meanings
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i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it |
A reference to an apprentice carpenter who is off looking for one of the magical devices
Possible may be partially in reference to going to the shed for a "long Weight" otherwise known as a "long wait" another item that apprentices may be sent all over a building site to find, as it turns out they normally spend the whole day and unknown to them they have found many long weights during the day
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We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria. |
This is a quote from one of his lads, you can be sure that the lad was very frustrated by the time A Skyhook had finished with him
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Free Paster& Frank for EASTER |
A reference to a thread created by a numpty where said numpty thought he could tell lies to baiters and get away with it, the reference show that Skyhook took notice of what occured there that day
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Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
This is a reference to a long (un) forgotten thread where Yastreb was accused of having the ability to alter A Skyhooks posts
Please let <strike>me</strike> yestreb know if you need any more translations, I heard he is a whiz at translating from Strayan |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:57 pm |
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So tell me were did this saying came from.
Whats his name got a new thingy ma jig for his what,s a ma call it .
And whats it about, i think i will put it in my sigy line |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:06 pm |
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it's a reference to an Australian TV commercial the whatsamacallit is a car part if I recall |
_________________ "I want to hold your hand and let you scream at me while you bring our child into this world"- Linda Lopez
Bait with Frumpy on the hitman "i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back"
Click to learn how to romance bait Click to get your name in mugu gold
Got info on a scam vic? PM a mod Recieved a scam warning? Say "thank you, I am a baiter"
Ruin your pets day, post their details at scamwarners
<- I run like a girl
x12 ? not enough
<- this one belongs to Ralph. |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:10 pm |
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Murry Guru wrote: |
I humbly declare that I may be able to translate A Skyhooks siggy line
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before i can walk i must crawl |
Reference to a song dont ask me which one, it isn't quite as the song suggest and I did not declare that I am a genious x
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and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be |
A Skyhook is a device commonly used by those in the building industry, it is an item that apprentice carpenters will often be seen to be looking for. it is a hook that attaches to the sky and can be used to hold anything you like up
Also another reference to a song
Yes, it does have all of those meanings true but not what i was meaning
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i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it |
A reference to an apprentice carpenter who is off looking for one of the magical devices
Possible may be partially in reference to going to the shed for a "long Weight" otherwise known as a "long wait" another item that apprentices may be sent all over a building site to find, as it turns out they normally spend the whole day and unknown to them they have found many long weights during the day yes ill give you that one
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We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria. |
This is a quote from one of his lads, you can be sure that the lad was very frustrated by the time A Skyhook had finished with him true
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Free Paster& Frank for EASTER |
A reference to a thread created by a numpty where said numpty thought he could tell lies to baiters and get away with it, the reference show that Skyhook took notice of what occured there that day, true but you missed some thing ??
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Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
This is a reference to a long (un) forgotten thread where Yastreb was accused of having the ability to alter A Skyhooks posts and what about the sex change operation
Please let <strike>me</strike> yestreb know if you need any more translations, I heard he is a whiz at translating from Strayan |
MR,s so@so would not be happy with this murry so go home and do it again for home work tonight, and the other one is wrong two do it again as well |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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