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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:33 am

I unhumbly declare that Skyhook may well be holding his own - probably inside a Twistie bag on a sticky cinema seat - which is probably why he's smiling.

Incidentally, since Skyhook set the precedent, I can make my spelling error go away. His greatest errors are still to come.

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

Yastreb wrote:

His greatest errors are still to come.

Are you suggesting that his prior error was simply a premature errorjaculation?

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 8:38 pm

The full extent of human folly, especially that of Skyhook, is unknown to me, so exactly how he generates his blunders I cannot even guess.

Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:02 pm

I unhumbly declare the kak is spreading and the roses/weeds (delete as applicable) are growing extremely well.

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:13 am

i unhumberly lay claim to more blunders then any one else & state that i am sloooowly learning from them .

It must be from the faeces that i have accumulated in my body from the beverage that i have been Drinking of late, That or the toad skins i am smoking Rolling Eyes

After reading. Think of a tune by DR hook i got stoned & i messed it up o me o my Twisted Evil

sky lark edited this onetwo times only there in large readred

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:18 am

I unhumbly declare that I don't have a clue what this thread is about.
But if they were handing out medals for talking crap, you'd all win one.

And Callum would probably get gold.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

I unhumbly declare that even though I've read Skyhook's sig a gazillion times, and even looked at the coding, I still have absolutely no idea what it is supposed to mean.

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:50 am

I unhumbly declare that I actually have an idea what it means. Laughing

I think the answer can be found on page 20 of Gleeble, Gleeble, Gleep.

Something about posts being cursed and edited by yastreb. Confused

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:31 am

I unhumbly declare I love to dance on Sundays on Dan's radio show. Very Happy

And I just found out that someone who is trying to woo me for Valentine's Day is inhumane:

Pastor Frank wrote:

I inhumanly declare ...

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

Dancing's cool

I unhumbly declare that I have an IQ of 148, which is exactly what I needed to get into Mensa.

Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:29 pm

RoyalFlush wrote:

^ Going to try for an "American Idol" spot with that voice? Smile

Idol, mschmidol. Don't need the publicity... Smile

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:50 am

thud419 wrote:

Dancing's cool

I unhumbly declare that I have an IQ of 148, which is exactly what I needed to get into Mensa.

So you only have to know the answer to one Internet Question to get into Mensa & it is QNo 148 Wink

edited wed/4/2009/at 9:18 AM Twisted Evil

edited wed/4/2009/at 9:21 AM Twisted Evil

edited wed/4/2009/at 9:34 AM Twisted Evil

and now the evil fairy curser has control of the mods as well as the pointed eared avatars Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:12 pm

My IQ has not been tested since I was in grammar school. I think I scored two duckies and a star.

I unhumbly declare that I am almost, but not quite fully ambidexterous, thus I am able to mess things up equally well with either hand or foot.

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:30 am

Just don't write me love notes with your feet. I guess you got me beat there.

I unhumbly declare that I have been shat on by a hippo and licked by a giraffe, but not on the same day or the same trip.

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:34 am

I unhumberly declare i have more threads & posts deleted than any body else with out being let known why Evil or Very Mad

Quote:

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Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:42 am

^^^Could it be the size? Confused

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:50 am

Corona wrote:

^^^Could it be the size? Confused

the size of what ?? shirlie,s wink wink

So were can you find the size, before you try ???,. I under stand what your saying ,and that may be it, but i thought i uploaded it as an avatar, so thought that would have made the size right ??

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:45 pm

I humbly declare that I may be able to translate A Skyhooks siggy line

Quote:

before i can walk i must crawl

Reference to a song dont ask me which one, it isn't quite as the song suggest and I did not declare that I am a genious

Quote:

and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be

A Skyhook is a device commonly used by those in the building industry, it is an item that apprentice carpenters will often be seen to be looking for. it is a hook that attaches to the sky and can be used to hold anything you like up
Also another reference to a song
Yes, it does have all of those meanings

Quote:

i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it

A reference to an apprentice carpenter who is off looking for one of the magical devices
Possible may be partially in reference to going to the shed for a "long Weight" otherwise known as a "long wait" another item that apprentices may be sent all over a building site to find, as it turns out they normally spend the whole day and unknown to them they have found many long weights during the day

Quote:

We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.

This is a quote from one of his lads, you can be sure that the lad was very frustrated by the time A Skyhook had finished with him

Quote:

Free Paster& Frank for EASTER

A reference to a thread created by a numpty where said numpty thought he could tell lies to baiters and get away with it, the reference show that Skyhook took notice of what occured there that day

Quote:

Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie

This is a reference to a long (un) forgotten thread where Yastreb was accused of having the ability to alter A Skyhooks posts

Please let <strike>me</strike> yestreb know if you need any more translations, I heard he is a whiz at translating from Strayan

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:57 pm

So tell me were did this saying came from.
Whats his name got a new thingy ma jig for his what,s a ma call it .

And whats it about, i think i will put it in my sigy line Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:06 pm

it's a reference to an Australian TV commercial the whatsamacallit is a car part if I recall Wink

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 2:10 pm

Murry Guru wrote:

I humbly declare that I may be able to translate A Skyhooks siggy line

Quote:

before i can walk i must crawl

Reference to a song dont ask me which one, it isn't quite as the song suggest and I did not declare that I am a genious x

Quote:

and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be

A Skyhook is a device commonly used by those in the building industry, it is an item that apprentice carpenters will often be seen to be looking for. it is a hook that attaches to the sky and can be used to hold anything you like up
Also another reference to a song
Yes, it does have all of those meanings true but not what i was meaning

Quote:

i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it

A reference to an apprentice carpenter who is off looking for one of the magical devices
Possible may be partially in reference to going to the shed for a "long Weight" otherwise known as a "long wait" another item that apprentices may be sent all over a building site to find, as it turns out they normally spend the whole day and unknown to them they have found many long weights during the day yes ill give you that one

Quote:

We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.

This is a quote from one of his lads, you can be sure that the lad was very frustrated by the time A Skyhook had finished with him true

Quote:

Free Paster& Frank for EASTER

A reference to a thread created by a numpty where said numpty thought he could tell lies to baiters and get away with it, the reference show that Skyhook took notice of what occured there that day, true but you missed some thing ??

Quote:

Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie

This is a reference to a long (un) forgotten thread where Yastreb was accused of having the ability to alter A Skyhooks posts and what about the sex change operation Twisted Evil

Please let <strike>me</strike> yestreb know if you need any more translations, I heard he is a whiz at translating from Strayan

MR,s so@so would not be happy with this murry so go home and do it again for home work tonight, and the other one is wrong two do it again as well Wink