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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:11 am |
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In Hebrew class, we learn vocabulary by doing a story per unit. Dya we had a brand new story.
In summery: A women wrote an ad in the paper about how she was a rich Swedish blond. She conned 250 men out of half the train fare to Stockholm. The end.
I was suprised at how many girls in my class thought that the woman was the hero. As one girl put it, "They gave her the money of her own free will, and in any case, they were probably scumbags who deserved it". Others said that if the men were so stupid as to fall for it, then they got what was coming to them.
Being an Eater member, I felt a sense of deja vu here. I tried arguing with somne of the girls, but I wasn't apparently very convincing. It's seven at night, and I'm still have a sour tatse in my mouth. |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:13 am |
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If you have to do a speech in one of your next classes. Do one on how a woman was love scammed, got into debt, lost her house and went to jail, all because she was a stupid narrow minded bitch.
These people don't understand the effects these scams can have, or how easy it can be to fall for one. The scam told to your class was relatively minor and easier to dismiss her as a charming conman, almost Robin Hood esque. More like Moist von lipwig actually. |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:17 am |
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Have a Pimms to get rid of the taste. You happen to have the email add of that swedish blonde? |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:23 am |
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ChainYanker wrote: |
In Hebrew class, we learn vocabulary by doing a story per unit. |
On an unrelated / related note, did you hear this episode of TAL, I think you would enjoy it.
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Act Three. Oedipus Hex.
Shalom Auslander reads his true story, "The Blessing Bee." It's about the time when, as a third-grader at an Orthodox Jewish school, Shalom saw his chance to both make his mom proud, and push his drunken father out of the picture. Part of his scheme involved winning the school's bee on the complicated Hebrew blessings you say before eating certain foods. The other part of the scheme: sinning. Shalom's book of short stories is called Beware of God. "The Blessing Bee" will be published in his upcoming memoir. |
Edit: You can stream it for free by clicking on "Full Episode" |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:25 am |
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No, but I remember my own Bracha Bee experience. Specifically, I remeber throwing tantrums when I didn't win, and being a pain about foods I didn't recognize . |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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Pastor Frank
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Jan 2007
Posts: 12237
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:39 am |
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^^What is the blessing for a slice of apple pie, with a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top? |
_________________ "Father Juan are sure that you are man of God,because your behaviors showed you as unbeliever" -Mary R |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:53 am |
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Sadly gross ignorance knows no ethnic boundaries.I know it's yiddish and not hebrew,but you can tell them from me I think they are both a putz and a schmuck.Though the meaning of both is very close unless I am mistaken.You should read a bait in hebrew.Might be hard to translate though. |
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You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
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