The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@ <strike>Whiner whom I can't seem to please</strike> Juan: Je suis desolee; je ne vais pas reveler mes methodes de cryptage. . . mais, ceci est pour toi: QRQRQR Wink

(explication dans PM).

Edit: There must have been a backfire on the spell I put on Snerd's posts. Now mine are at the top of the pages. Confused

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:22 pm

OMFG! I let Reaper tie me up for a couple of days and it all kicks off in here doesn't it!

Reaper honey - there may be more fish in the sea but you wont be needing to use that rod anywhere else baby. Wink

Here is the last of the "warm-up" outfits I got at Agent Provocateur...

Enjoy baby!

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:30 pm

IMA!! I need your help!! Everything has gone crazy today!!

How many Valentines can we have exactly? Did you get a ruling from TPB yet?

Shocked

I may just give them all up and join the nastiest nurse till the 14th is over.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:36 pm

Well... A lot of drama since my last visit! This is better than Desperate Housewives. Well done ladies, esp. Dora and Ima who have attracted multiple devotees.

@ the guys looking for someone to woo: I am still available, and I will be at my humble abode

waiting for you to call on me

<3 Glorafilia

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:37 pm

The girls can basically do whatever they want. Just do what I do when you aren't sure about the rules...do whatever it is you want to do, make your own rules. Cool

A bit of advise tho if I may, quality over quantity. Snap up the remaining good ones & leave the rest panting. We are Eater women, that's what we do.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:37 pm

@ craig007
as you are the car egg spert could you explain to some others the parallel,s in comodoore, commodore 64 ,dunny door , shit box,& foot ball, meat pie,s, and Holden cars,

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kate do hold on my love iv pulled the mains out of my boys race car so we can make your old 64 run quicker by tweaking the puter tuning memory that way i should be able to track you down ps i will leave the toilet seat down for you as i know you will be busting when you get out of there ;_);_);_);_)

@murry Can you remember if the 64 had a grey motor or a red motor ????? or
maybe craig007 can tell us;_);_);_);_) ;_);_);_);_)

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:40 pm

A SKYHOOK wrote:

ps i will leave the toilet seat down for you as i know you will be busting when you get out of there

Now that's a way to woo a woman.

@Trixi, I did put an air conditioner in the van for your comfort though.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:43 pm

@Murry, quit crying you little girly boy. We are better off without them. Put the party back on. You should have seen when I told those losers to cook their own breakfast at the shelter......it was funny as hell. Little Timmy started crying when I tore up the adoption papers in front of him, I laughed like hell. I asked him if he really thought I wanted to take that little diaper shitter home with me. As far as jojo goes, that fat chunk of turd is a loser too.

What do you say Murry? Party on? I'll get the hookers and booze, you get the place spiffed up. Don't worry, Irish will get dumped soon. And when he does, we can laugh at him. When he gets drunk and passes out, I will write "I love cock" on his forehead in lipstick.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:46 pm

I was going to edit your post to remove the crass potty humour, but that would have only been left with '@Murry', and you wouldn't have made sense.

Not that that isn't unusual.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:46 pm

the lovely Dora wrote:

I may just give them all up and join the nastiest nurse till the 14th is over.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:52 pm

Hmmmm NN has been firing on all cylinders today, plus the demented avatar, I'm intrigued. So NN, how about we do this valentine thing?

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

^^ I thought we had it all locked up! Crying or Very sad

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:53 pm

Gosh and golly and a few other things beginning with G. (perhaps Get a grip woman!)

In my earlier post the excitement of my escape made me overestimate the height of my gallant and wonderful rescuer. Truth is he was standing on the commodore 64 at the time, adding, perhaps a full 3 inches to his stature. I have since then edited the post. Also I am certain we had met before, but his pirate hat had slipped over his good eye, so I cannot be certain.

His eye patch also seemed familiar, but had a distinctive heart on it.

A nice gentleman called Mick with a crocodile skin waistcoat and a big knife has kindly offered to show me the way back to the city. "No worries" he keeps saying. Maybe someone will keep a look out for me? I am sure to be a bit dusty and in need of an hour or two in a hottub, maybe.

Perhaps I will bump into my rescuer once again.

Who can tell? I live in hope.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:55 pm

@ PF Oh there you are. Why have you have ignored me for days??

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:03 pm

@Glorafilia, OK, you can come to Murrys party. Make sure you wear that outfit.

@NN....neener neener.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:10 pm

@Bawlsy, welcome back

While I may have been laughing hysterically while reading your post, I was still very sad and crying on the inside

Unfortunately, I am affraid I will be no fun at all at the singles party although I do feel a little brighter now that I know Kate is safe Smile

Please Kate, I do hope you find your rescuer, but I am sure he would be far too modest to take any credit for your rescue.

Besides, the very original wooing technique used by another has surely put your heart in a spin.

Please, do not attempt to hurt me again, if you wish to help me you could suggest a romantic movie that I can watch alone. Confused

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:14 pm

^^^

Don't come crying to me when she smashes your heart yet again...............

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:24 pm

@Harry: Unfortunately I no longer have that outfit, I gave it to another poor girl in the refugee camp where I once stayed, not long after my father died and left my inheritance to a rich foreign investor.

However I hope that this one will suffice

I will certainly look forward to the hookers and booze, thank you for the invite.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:27 pm

Glorafilia , Where you been all my life? Screw Murry and the other losers, we'll make our own party. I like the new outfit.

Baiting Guru Joined: 31 Jan 2007 Posts: 12237

thefife wrote:

@ PF Oh there you are. Why have you have ignored me for days??

I was working in the salt mines, trying to save up enough money to buy you some roses.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:27 pm

A@ murry
can i suggest an oldy but a goody "River Queen " just a thought as i heard mentoin of crying murry rivers from the drama Queen

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:28 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

@ <strike>Whiner whom I can't seem to please</strike> Juan

Oh, I'm remarkably easy to please. I'm PM you suggestions. Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:44 pm

@Harry, I have been trapped in a refugee camp in the Ivory Coast. I am surprised you have never heard of me. My father was a very successful coco merchant, who was killed by rebels. However, with the help of the investor of my father's fortune I was able to leave the camp and come to wherever I am.

So Harry, your place or mine? Or, should we gatecrash someone else's?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

[French] Good afternoon, Ima, my love, my darling. XOXOXO [/French]

Nice to see NN has joined the joined the thread. Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:54 pm

%^$%^$ I had 4 pages of unread wooette PM's in my inbox, and now they're gone except for one. Luckily for the Eater dames there's 3 more days to go until V-day. I hereby give you the opportunity to resend your invitations, give it your best, I have to be critical as you will understand. (Lotta, yours is still there fortunately)

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