The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Proposed Valentine thread rules:

No fighting! It's about love, damnit.

Per NN: Skyhook is limited to two emoticons per post.

Craig isn't allowed to post here unless he reads the first page, understands the purpose of the thread, and partipates properly. Rolling Eyes

Slightly isn't allowed to post images. Evil or Very Mad

Ima is allowed to have as many Valentines as she wants.

I'll be back to flirt and respond to some of the wonderful posts in this thread later.

Dora: Pssst: you can only speak French in italics. Wink

edit: typo

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:51 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

Slightly isn't allowed to post images. Evil or Very Mad

Not even this one?

C'mon Harry. You know it makes sense. Come to the Dark-Side.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Grumpy bastard. I'm off to the PWT.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:58 pm

@ MikeH

Quote:

Fortunately I excused myself from the pleasure of reading this whole thread.

Sensible, avoid especially my posts.

I lost track early last week, so many red herring and twist n turns. I am particularly looking forward to the car chase though and the scene where the main protagonists have a three way shoot out in a cemetary.

Don't want to spoil the ending but this time Tuco checks his pistol to make sure it is loaded first. Ha!

Rolling Eyes

Edit to add - Ima: Check my webcam. Can anyone else do this?

If it got Roy's attention it must be pretty interesting, I know just how much of a hard working mod he is, devotes all his spare time to forum management and answering noob questions, however many times they are repeatedly asked despite being stickied everywhere.

@Roy - See someone notices. By the way, do you happen to know if gmail strips IP, what does 419 mean?

Wink

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:02 pm

<------ coming back up from being with the Nastiest Nurse in the mod lounge

Ima Baeder wrote:

Proposed Valentine thread rules:

Well it is about time someone thought up some. Laughing

Quote:

No fighting! It's about love, damnit.

Yes!! Love rules all!

Quote:

Per NN: Skyhook is limited to two emoticons per post.

I have it on good authority he may be more limited in the future. :X

Quote:

Ima is allowed to have as many Valentines as she wants.

Of course you can. May I also? Please? Pretty please?

Quote:

Dora: Pssst: you can only speak French in italics. Wink

Noted.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:17 pm

Quote:

Pssst: you can only speak French in italics.

Et seulement avec moi. Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Posts: 3123

Voulez vous coucher avec moi.

@Grumpy Bastard, that is related to Valentines.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:25 pm

A ma chere Dora:

Comment est-ce que je t'aime? Laisse-moi compter les manières.
Je t'aime à la profondeur et largeur et taille que
Mon âme peut atteindre, en se sentant hors de la vue
Pour les fins d'être et de grace idéale,
Je t'aime au niveau de la quotidien plus tranquil besoin, par le soleil et la lumière de bougie.
Je t'aime librement, comme les hommes essayent d'obtenir la droite
Je t'aime purement, comme ils tournent de l'éloge.
Je t'aime avec la passion mise à l'utilisation
Dans mes vieilles peines, et avec celles de mon enfance
Je t'aime avec un amour que j'ai semblé perdre avec mes saints perdus,
Je t'aime avec le souffle, sourires, larmes, de toute ma vie !
Et, si Dieu choisissent, je t'aimerais après la mort.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:26 pm

A Craig007: Va te faire foutre!

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:27 pm

craig007 wrote:

OK, that is either a cock, a shit or a sausage.

Takes one to know one.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:28 pm

Dear Eater <strike>dickheads</strike> friends,

What a wonderful day today is! I was outside taking the dogs for a walk when I saw this:

That poor woman nearly got hit by a car. Thankfully, I was able to run out and rescue her. You will be happy to know I got her safely across the street. When we arrived at the other side, we had a nice chat. You will never guess what she told me. She said her name was Ima!!!! I was floored. I said "I know someone named Ima! Coincidence? She also told me she got those lovely stockings from her friend Dora!!! Wow! I told her I know someone named Dora too! Coincidence? She then proceded to tell my the sweater she has on came from another one of her friends, Kate! Coincidence? I think not. The Eater <strike>whores</strike> women are out to get me!

Your friend,
Harry

Edit to add:

A SKYHOOK, that's nice that you got tattooed just for me, but I prefer women.

Juan's stalker Joined: 28 Aug 2008 Posts: 1423

@my dearest doc. Since you have been gone it appears the men have went crazy. We seriously need your kind and masterful loving way back in this thread. There have been weird sausages and bloody hearts and skyhook ,almost everyone seems to be cheating on everyone. I really miss you. Like you said darling it has spread like a savage fungus. I believe that romance and love have disappeared from this valentine thread. Did I mention I really miss you? I do. I know you would never behave in such an unruly way. Your kind gentleness and wonderful manners warms my heart.
It appears that Jojo and Harry are the best behaved, oh and maybe bluth. Juan has been a dear in his pursuit of Ima but there has been some trash talk too. I believe someone even named James kidnapped and did only who knows what to Kate. But im glad he did do that to her. Since she dumped the pirate, he has tried to lure you away from me with tempting visions of women in your head. I hope you would never fall for such a cheap trick darling. He has only been drinking and is hallucinating terribly since Kate dumped him.

@ Mr. Murry pirate your behavior in trying to lure my beloved into your lecherous ways has surely been wasted. I know my Doc loves me and we have a love that is true.
If you proceed in these indecent actions of trying to lure him away from me with scantily clad women then I will be forced to poke out your other eye. I do not say this lightly. For eye poking is a serious offense in my book. BUT however I will make an exception just for you if you continue with your sordid invites to my precious Doc. I hope we understand each other Mr. Pirate.
On another note I do have a bit of sympathy for you because I know usually you are wonderful and helpful to others and take care of victims who need you. I also know you usually do not have time available to woo. So I just wanted you to know Im sorry you were dumped in such a tasteless manner. BUT HOWEVER this gives you no right to try and break up mine and Doc's Valentine date.
You are very charming and have certainly proven you know how to woo properly. Maybe a lady will ask you.
There is nothing wrong with the women doing the asking too. Doc and I are totally happy and I asked him. He's so wonderful...
I love you too Doc!!!!!!! You make my knees weak with loving you!!!!!!!

I'm sure I have forgotten somthing but there is just to much going on in here. Shocked

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:02 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

Proposed Valentine thread rules: ............Per NN: Skyhook............Craig..............Slightly isn't allowed to post images. Evil or Very Mad

(internal monologue: yeah good rule that one, maybe his rabies shots are out of date? Evil or Very Mad

).............Ima............Dora.......................

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! I still have carte blanche to do whatever the hell I please. Cool

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:09 pm

MikeH wrote:

A Craig007: Va te faire foutre!

Be still my heart. Do you have anything to say to SKYHOOK?

Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:15 pm

DoraTheExplorer wrote:

Be still my heart. Do you have anything to say to SKYHOOK?

Very Happy

Passes-moi le beurre? Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:52 pm

@ Kate, I am sorry ,I am very tired after a big night which included many hours waiting on interstate flights.
I will tell you however that the man you seek can not possibly be me, I am but a short man at 6 foot 3

@ DQ, I am truely sorry, you know you are right, I have been drinking and getting practice for Vday night, drinking and fishing by the pool.

I am beginning to fear that with all I have to offer, I cant even woo a man to fish and drink with me.

I have stooped to new lows by offering the noble doctor entry to every desire a man may have, stretched over a full 24 hour period (or perhaps longer if required, we are men after all), I was wrong to think a man such as the Doc would enjoy such an evening but you must understand;

Harry no longer drinks and I fear will be too busy to come boozing
Kate dumped me
Jojo has turned all nice and although I doubt he will get a date, I fear he is now too nerdy to enjoy the fine wonders I have put together
Irish, who decided from the start that he wants to fish, has now dumped me for a woman, a fine one at that but it still hurts all the same
Kate dumped me
Ima, refused my wooing if she was my second choice, then went on after I gave up wooing to allow herself 2 Vday dates
Kate dumped me
I would invite the Nurse to drink and fish but he scares me and I fear that if I fall asleep in a drunken state he may do things to me that no man has done before (No not what you are all thinking) stick sharp things into me and drug me, then throw me into the pool to use me as bait
Did I mention that Kate dumped me

I know it is not an excuse for my behavior, but I hope you understand the reasons why I have been led astray

In light of your very honest observations, I have had a think and decided that this year, I will no longer woo and I have also cancelled the partying and fishing, I will instead spend the night and day alone, I will watch a romantic movie to remind me of what could have been and I will go straight to sleep after I have a cry at the end of the movie

I do apologise for trying to lure the men away to what can only be described as a mans paradise.

Only a miracle can lure me back here now and allow me to have true happiness on Vday this year crying

Edit
Just editing to add another crying emoticon as 10 minutes later I am still crying crying

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:13 pm

Murry Guru wrote:

Jojo has turned all nice and although I doubt he will get a date, I fear he is now too nerdy to enjoy the fine wonders I have put together

Your insults mean nothing. I will have my Dora.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:22 pm

Pssst Jojo, quick, while the girls aren't looking, I was merely pointing out how dramatically you have changed and to let the girls know that even with the lure of a boys night out that has everything, you have still remained.... well, nice Shocked

Oh, and did I mention I got dumped crying

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Oh, are we back on track now?

Let's see:

@Jojo: your picture for Dora is exquisite. Nice wooing. Thumbs up

@Luckey and NN: as always, you two ladies absolutely crack me up. Laughing

@Murry: I have been trying to get authorization for multiple Valentines since the start of the thread. That request has yet to be granted. Crying or Very sad

Don't worry, you're on the list. I'm greedy. (Though Dora seems to be taking the cake . . . along with James, whoever he is).

@Harry: Thank you for helping me across the street. Very Happy

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

Don't push it, Ima, I'm still glowing over Edith Piaf but your inappropriate PDA is a downer. Sad

Wow, these love triangles sure are tricky.

I've been contemplating this comment of yours. I am (surprisingly) getting a bit of a charge from the "Don't push it" part. Had one of the jerkish males posting here said that to me, I'd not have taken it well. Coming from the always gentlemanly Juan, it hints at just the right amount of feistiness to have intrigued me. Wink

I apologize for my PDA. Crying or Very sad

You're right that you and Snerd seeing public displays like that could dampen the romance. I shall be more considerate of both of you in the future. Adhering to that new rule, I shall not offer you an innocent(ish) kiss right here on the thread for all to see. Furthermore, after studying encryption for hours, I've devised a clever code we can use that will enable us to express these things without anyone else knowing. X will equal kisses and O will equal hugs. When you see XOXOXO, know that I am sending you kisses and hugs. Wink

@My dear Sners: YZYZYZYZYZY Wink

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Roycropper wrote:

craig007 wrote:

OK, that is either a cock, a shit or a sausage.

Takes one to know one.

Touche. I am not going to disagree with that.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:48 pm

Were the winks for me Ima, as my code?

No

Thats OK

crying

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:54 pm

@Kate, Australian Secret Service? Wow. I never knew ASIO actually did anything.

I have a better vehicle, Slightly.

There are plenty more fish in the sea, Murry. I'm surprised no one has asked a certain sparkly member this year.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:56 pm

the stunningly gorgeous Ima wrote:

X will equal kisses and O will equal hugs"

Je ne veux pas paraitre jaloux, mais.... j'ai l'impression que YZYZ est encore plus passionnante.....

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:57 pm

^^^^ I would lend you some of mine murry but i am only aloud to 2 ,sorry i mean two 2day ;_) ;_);_);_);_);_)

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:59 pm

There are indeed other fish in the sea Reaper.

But my aching heart could not handle any more rejection and I simply couldn't risk it.

Perhaps next year I will be more lucky crying

Oh (no pun intended re Lucky)

That is quite Ok Skyhook, you are a good friend and you have put a small smile on my face Smile

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