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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 6:48 pm

Looks like this guy has either already been burnt by M7CN S3cure or is just to lazy.

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look here as i am emailing you right now the person who pay me and my boys to Kile you is ready waiting to here from me.am giving you a grace to go back to the bank and Collete your money and go to another bank to make the payment there i cant not receiver the money here in my dicks, because the money where but under security.i cant have the money now that is what is giving me Edik OK.i have instituters my boys not to harm you for now,but if in the next email i don't receive the MTCN MUMBER here in my email box i just fell sorry for all members of your family.don't be afraid i have everthing in control.do this and get back to me ASAP.

Looks like there is a problem with his wiener, but I can't quite understand him.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 30 Jan 2009 Posts: 28

Cathartic Kate wrote:

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dinner party warranted a stay of execution

Maybe you should mail him back to check if it is OK to send a few left overs to his lads who are hiding in the undergrowth?

Also arrange a timetable with him so you can let the 8 Rotties outside, they can only cross their paws for so long.

Laughing

Way ahead of you Very Happy

I suggested it a few emails back but he never bit Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:01 pm

ROFL!!

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YOU GUST GIVE AWAY THE MONEY TO THE WRONG SO YOU HEVR TO DIE NOW!!!

Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:24 pm

As I see that Mr G0mer took our lad already, I double G0mered him. This guy will hate banghead

Mr. G0mer for sure. He did not go for S3cure M7CN though, what a shame.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 30 Jan 2009 Posts: 11

Well I've heard nothing from our deadly assassin since Friday so it appears he is spending the weekend stealing candy from babies until the internet cafe opens on Monday. A fact I have slapped him for when the 'terror' of Agent Killer resumes tomorrow!

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:26 pm

Got this today:

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from B4L4 H4SS4N <[email protected]>
to major w00dy <[email protected]>
date Sun, Feb 8, 2009 at 5:10 AM
subject NOTE
mailed-by gmail.com
signed-by gmail.com
hide details 5:10 AM (3 hours ago)

Reply

You can now se why you are very much ready to die, i did not tell you to give any body any money, i ask you to make the payment with the payment details given to you, thats to say, if in you next mail you did not send the payment information, then find your self a dead man.

ag3nt k!ller

That is after I claimed to have given the money to his assoc. Mr. G0mer. Someone else also chopped him. He may have been scratching his itchy little head, trying to figure it all out. Who is the mysterious "Mr. G0mer, and how did he chop me twice!!..."

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:01 pm

@mjwoody

Mr. Gom3rchopped his dollar over here as well.
He sent me the exact same message. Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 475

mmhh,..

is'nt it going a bit to fast, to slick ? three days, and mr goamer is hitting 3times, out of the blue, in differnet cities ??
and you really think, this is ....
i know you can do it better.

take your time. if he drops you, the evil-hitman has to find tommoro other victims to scare.
----
just our 2 c

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:08 pm

I never actually did mention any city to this guy and he never asked. I think it would have kind of ruined his scam if he did. Perhaps I will give him the impression that Mr. G0mer is chopping him from there with his info on whatever computer he is using, or that the internet cafe where he does his deeds may be in with the all powerful Mr. G0mer. bow_down

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:09 pm

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I CAN NOW SEE YOU ARE VERY MUCH READYU TO DIE, MAY BE I WILL THEN SEND YOU TO HELL THEN YOU WILL OFFER ME THE JOB IN HELL, MAY BE YOU THINK AM TAKING THIS FOR JOKE.

I surely think his keyboard is broken.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:28 pm

@frank

Mr. Gom3r is everywhere. He probably has the lad's email hacked.
Hitlads don't usually stick around for long anyways.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:35 pm

have i mentioned that I love hit lads? well I do!!

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I GIVE YOU FEW MINITES TO SEND THIS TO ME SO I CAN SENT IT TO MY BOYS.
SEND ME THE INFORMATION INCLUDING MTCN NUMBER
REGARDS
AGENT KILLER

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sir

the receipt works fine for me. I am not sure what troubles you are having.

tell me when the money is collected.

Jack

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send me this info, are you mad or what, i think i have hard too much of my time with you, send me the MTCN NUMBER, AND ALL INFO.

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I DO NOT HAVE A SCANNER!!!!!!

I sent you the money as you asked, why are you now delaying this further. is this a game to you?

please do not play with me like this, the fear is making me so that I can not even go outside the house.

Jack

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Look here jack.maybe we have to visite you in your house befor you will know we are not joking here, i told you we cannot open it here you are there talking norsence.i will advice you if you like to live you send me the payment detail, copy it and send it down.
regards

he called me by my name. I think he likes me.. do you think he can take a little abuse?

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sir

as i told you, i do not have a scanner. that is the receipt the western union clerk sent to my email. I guess if you are too stupid to open it, I will have to find a better hiding place,

jack

edited, new email

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You better send the reciept in a hide place, or take a pen and write it then send it to me asap, the day we be very bad if i dont recieve it then

i have decided i want a new profanity siggy line, i think we are past the point of asking him to call me brother. Laughing

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eat my *ss, i sent you the receipt, the same receipt i received from the western union office. I asked my 4 year old son to open it and even he can figure it out..

I have changed my mind, I called the local sporting goods store and they said I can easily buy a rifle to defend myself. so on my way to the sporting goods store I am stopping at the western union office and taking back my money..

have a nice day jack *ss

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sir

there are 4 large men standing on my street, are these your men? they are very large. are they the ones who will hurt me if i don't pay?

jack

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 6:37 pm

Yeah I've got him on the line as well.

He is getting increasingly impatient with my slooooooow little old man in the wheelchair.

As of the moment I am waiting for a bus to pick me up and take me to the WU office.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2009 Posts: 1440

I've been laughing my fool head off reading all this. I'm just very hurt that, out of the thousand scam emails I've received, no hitmen have ever contacted me.

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DEATH HAS NO SECOND CHANCE

I love that.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 7:46 pm

I think we are dealing with a totally inexperienced scammer here.I have been giving this lad some serious abuse,and he keeps coming back for more.I'm trying to bait him from 2 other addys,but he won't get back on either one.I think he he having a bad enough time keeping up with what he already has going-An experienced lad would have figured out by now he is being jerked around.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:14 pm

@ scammedout, none have contacted me either.

My hitlad desires are satisfied when other baiters are nice enuff to share.

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 11:46 am

Yep, he's changing attitude here Smile

I've sent him about 20 MB of junkfiles in different formats. Here's his last reply:

Look here Mr Willy
uou have mad me call you your name, i never wanted to do so, why dont you put a stop to this, you think am folish or what, you have being scaning this slip since yesterday without anything showing, why dont you pick up a pen and write me the senders name and reference number, why do you have to keep this to long, or you want me to visite you my self not my boys this time, dont get me angry, i pray you dont get me angry when am close to my drugs. Laughing

send the this details as you have said yesterday.
sender name
reference number
anount sent
country money is sent to
discription of self Confused

do this and get back to me your copy is not showing.

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:26 pm

This just in from the FBI :

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United Kingdom Attorney General John Luis has announced a comprehensive review of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the FBI.
The agency has been under criticism most recently for failing to hand over all documents to the defence .

aelier this morning, some men were arrested were they were trying to carry out killing, found with them was an ak49 and a double rifle with a missire.
in the attack one of our me was shot by the killers who were suspected to be going for killing, we and contacting you because we found with them your full address and your email address, as one of the suspect dispose that some one paid them to kill you, they were on their way to carry out the killing were the were arrested by the FBI, i will like you to get back to us as soon as you recieve this mail to enable us carry out proper investigation on the person who paid them to kill you, mean while the chief assasin is still not found at this time which one of the suspect dislose as bala hassan a.k.a. agent killer.

Note that you are not allow to dispose this letter of information to any one as you dont know the person who want you dead.
kimly get back to this office as we carry out proper investigation.
FIND BELOW PICTURE OF ONE OF THE ASSASIN.

GET BACK TO US AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

ETA: Sent by yahoo: originating IP is from an Israeli satellite provider
ETA 2 : http://www.gilat.net/home/doc.aspx?mCatID=24614

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 30 Jan 2009 Posts: 11

Hooray! The pathetic legend that is Agent Killer has started to reply to my other character now! (Who is far more compliant than the first who he's dropped)

Agent Killer....I'll give you everything you want....

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 12:53 pm

FBI also sent me a pic of Mr. Agent Killer. Laughing

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:20 pm

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WHAT THE HELL IS RONG WTH YOU?
I CA NOW SEE YOU ARE VERY MUCH READY TO DIE, YOU SEE HOW YOU WILL LODE YOUR LIFE, THE PERSON WHO ASK ME TO KILL YOU IS VERY AGNRY WITH ME AT THIS TIME, HE TOLD ME HE STILL SEES YOU AROUND, AND YOU HAVE THE GODS TO SEND ME A FAKE PAYMENT SLIP.
YOU BETTER RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN TO MAKE THE PAYMENT AS SAID.
AGENT KILLER

I also got the FBI thing so I sent this to Mr. Hassan:

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Quite frankly, you're not scaring me anymore. If you really had the balls to kill me you would have done it a while ago.. I know little boys braver than you.

His reply:

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OK, I WILL DO JUST THAT.
SFE TO HELL.
BALA HASSAN

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:29 pm

doc holliday wrote:

I think we are dealing with a totally inexperienced scammer here.I have been giving this lad some serious abuse,and he keeps coming back for more.I'm trying to bait him from 2 other addys,but he won't get back on either one.

He seems to only have the mental capacity to be baited by 1 - 2 baiters at a time and has to ignore the rest of us. Perhaps he's chewing gum as well, but I think he is stretched a bit beyond his cognitive ability.

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:45 pm

After the junkfiles I uploaded my MG receipt to .
The pic takes 10 minutes to load only to 60% ( uncovered). He went through the procedure 3 times now Laughing

I looked at my stats page and got his IP address which points to Israël. He's on a Windows XP PC and uses Crazy Browser 2.01. Wink

As I write this he replies:

look willy
i have found the slip but i could not see any reference number for my boys to pick the money in nigeria, i will like you to send me the reference number so as to end the shirt and then i will send you the tape of the person who want you dead,
just write me the reference number is 8 digit number, do this and get back to me asap.
b

Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2009 4:21 pm

bobdemol wrote:

I looked at my stats page and got his IP address which points to Israël.

As I mentioned ^^ it's an Israeli satellite provider that covers the entire world. There's no telling what his physical location is. Fact is the provider (Gilat Satcom) does business in Nigeria as well (link also posted ^^ )

Meanwhile he replied again ( same IP ) impersonating the FBI office. 'They' want my personal details, including email login in order to investigate the threats thoroughly. Laughing

Fact is: I asked our hitlad if he was pulling my leg. Now he's using the FBI to get hold of my personal details to convince me he's not joking Laughing

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Regard to your email,
Its content is well understood, we are still going on with our investigation, i will like you to tell me how come about and this man named bala hassan, and how much has being put on your head, we need to get good information from you, we need you to send us your full address, telephone number, fax number, but i will advive you change your line and get us the new one, i will also want you to provide us with your email address and passwod to enable us monitor this mail with all the mails he sent to you, so he can be track down by our men.
I must tell you, you are a very luck man, they have finaly agreed to kill you as one of his boys said.
mean while, one of our men was shot dead in the process the cut one of the suspect who excape.
get back to me as soon as you recieve this mail and provide the following.

Regards
FBI OFFICE

Not quite a Newb Joined: 31 Jul 2008 Posts: 20

Bit of an inconsistent one isn't he?

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use the M0NEY GR/4M 0UTLET closer to you now or do you need a bank account??? so we can make it bank to bank transfar.