The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:19 pm

Juan, although your woo's are sublime, I would NEVER think to entertain a thought towards a beau of Ima's. Ever.

Unless you are also known as James? Wink

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:36 pm

got to work RL:cry: [img=http://imageshack.us/thumbnmail.png]
need help with avatar size links of other band members to add to the slaughter

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:55 pm

Dear Mr. Irish,

I hope I'm not out of line here, but have you considered inviting Murry to you day of fishing? It would appear he will be free on the 14th.

Your friend,
<strike>James</strike> Harry

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:19 pm

DoraTheExplorer wrote:

I would NEVER think to entertain a thought towards a beau of Ima's. Ever.

I can't consider myself Ima's beau, she has categorically rejected my most tender ministrations. I have no choice but to turn my back on that chapter of my life and attempt to move on. C'est la vie, as I like to say.

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:38 pm

Sweet Harry your selfless concern for the welfare of others is causing me to question my conduct in this thread.

I freely admit my outlook has been questionable. The baser instincts have I regret to say clouded my vision somewhat, and it is with a humble sincerity that I state to one and all that my treatment of Murry was both shocking and deplorable. I was after the ride of a lifetime and while truly enjoying every minute realise now my errors.

What a poor and silly and YES stupid and heartless bitch I have been.

I am going to follow your example sweet Mr Bawls and become a nicer person, turning my back on rampant lust and will devote my life to the poor and the needy, the fallen by the wayside, the helpless and the refugees, the betrayed, the downtrodden, the little match girl, tiny Tim, the prince's pauper, the Happy Princes' swallow, the eaters of spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, lovely spam, wonderful spam.

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:51 pm

Dear Kate,

I can't say I'm shocked. I realized how good it feels to do the right thing. I'm sure a heavy burden has been lifted from your soul with your confession about your treatment of poor Murry. You see, Murry is a personal friend of mine. I don't mind telling you a shed more than a tear or two after seeing the way you treated him. But, now you have seen the light. I welcome you to THE WAY. May peace be with you.

I hope you are not messing with me. I'm confused about that spam spam spam spam thing. I know about Monty Python, so I hope it was just your nerves.

Your friend.
Harry

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:56 pm

Fear not Harry

I have another plan
and I will invite you if I can

I will fill my pool with fish of game
And fill the bar with any booze you name
We will fish and booze by the pool
and feed the hungry when in they reel

I have filled the spa with ice and beer
And there may even be some girls this year
The girls who are coming dont need wooing
and almost anything you may be doing

I will invite others who are single
and bring some girls who will mingle
We will fish and booze day and night
and if we wish we can swear and fight

If my Kate still will take me
a happy man she will make me
but if she comes you will need to know
by the pool we will not go

No matter what she is to decide
man will still party by the poolside
we will hear your roars from our nest
and it wont matter its for the best

Please all men who remain without dates
come and party with your Eater mates Laughing

Edited to invite Juan and clarify a detail for Harry
@Juan, my favourite male mod who helped me once to become a pirate, there is plenty of room by the pool, let me know if you need me to supply a fishing rod.

@Harry, I will need to first know how many men are coming, before knowing how many girls to bring

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:04 pm

This was waiting for me when I got home:

Murry, who is this James?? And I could have swore I saw a post by him recently. Shocked

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:07 pm

I dont know Dora, but if I find him I will be feeding him to the hungry Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:40 pm

Dear Murry,

I would be honored to attend your party, but I must warn you the hardest thing I will drink is soda, and I look forward to meeting those women you talk about. Perhaps I can tend to their needs. Is there room for a foot spa? I would like to let them soak their feet in the spa before I give them a pedicure. How many women will be there? I need to know so I will bring enough roses to go around. Just let a man know so he can bring every woman some roses.

Your friend,
Harry

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:06 am

DoraTheExplorer wrote:

who is this James?? And I could have swore I saw a post by him recently.

Look at this: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=35217

Joined on Valentine's Day? A bit suspicious, I think.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

I can't consider myself Ima's beau, she has categorically rejected my most tender ministrations.

Pour toi, mon ami: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gTGmbA40ZQ&feature=related

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:19 am

@Snerd and Juan my friends, I dont suppose you could share the sign up IP of this James Wink

I have a feeling that it may be the same IP as somebody else here, but who could it be Confused

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:31 am

Ima Baeder wrote:

Pour toi, mon ami: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gTGmbA40ZQ&feature=related

O, ma chérie, que puis-je dire? Je vole avec les oiseaux, tellement tu m'a (re)pris le coeur avec cette chanson si classique et émouvante. Je ne te quitterai jamais. Tout d'un coup la vie est belle, je peux respirer -- et espérer -- encore! Je suis tout à toi ma déesse.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:33 am

Mrs So and So and Murry:

This whole situation is getting curiouser and curiouser. He signed up last Valentine's Day and never posted?

I am not convinced a mod will be able to settle this since some of them have thrown their hats into the woo'ing ring (or in Tsnerd's case, on Ima's head) and may not be inpartial. We may have to go straight to an admin.

Very Happy

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:47 am

My dear Eater friends,

I wouldn't spend too much time chasing down the elusive "James". I'm sure he just a regular ol' nice guy. Maybe you all should take a collective breath and move on. I really see no reason to get the Admin involved.

Your friend,
Harry

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:48 am

A SKYHOOK wrote:

got to work RL:cry: [img=http://imageshack.us/thumbnmail.png]
need help with avatar size links of other band members to add to the slaughter

Just popped home for smoko and had a thought may be we should have two party's, as were ahead of every one else here in OZ , because its Monday as i type but still Sunday over there Wink

i will think about it as i finish helping my nabour do his roof and it is very hot i may have my 4th beer since Xmas after today. beers!

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:57 am

I got your back Shyhook may man Very Happy

I moved the heart from the lapel to the sleeve.

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:27 am

Well, back after a few days and the Valentines thread has grown like a savage fungus after a summer rain. Synopsis, please?

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:29 am

Oh, and, of course:

I LOVE YOU, DRAMAQUEEN

Your loving Doc

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:41 am

Mrs. So and So wrote:

Not 100% Devoted Suitor wrote:

To my Valentines (you know who you are)

Oh Mrs. So and So
Don't you know
That 80% of me
Is more than most will see.

If it were to be 33 1/3%
Like a record it would be heaven sent.
My intentions are noble
I don't want to be in trouble.

Devoted is my middle name
No one will woo you the same.
My level of devoted
Is duly noted.

The cakes are fine
Let's share some wine.
My fir is so divine
You send shivers down my spine.

Original work by Para Devoted Noid©

the woman who stirs my heart wrote:

Hmmm, that was such a lovely song,

I feel more inspiration coming on, I will have to limit my space though as others seem to want to woo too.

the lovely and uber forgiving Mrs. So and So wrote:

I'm going to forget I saw that letter "S" and offer you these cupcakes I baked in honor of your polar bear heart:

My dear Mrs. So and So, that was an errant finger stroke. I will keep a better watch on my fingers and where they wander.

the lovely Corona wrote:

I don't do threesome (or something like that)

Thanks for noticing that I was <strike>thinking about</strike> mentioning you. Very Happy

I wasn't suggesting three, just you and me, and a schedule that works. If I tired you out, I would use the extra time to rest up for Mrs. So and So!

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:42 am

@ Doc
The only synopsis you need to know is that I have been dumped , not only by Kate, but also by Ima and Irish seems like he will be using his tropical oasis for purposes other than boozing and fishing after all Shocked

In light of this news, I have organised for my tropical paradise to be transformed into a batchelors pad, complete with fish in the pool, booze in the fridge and girls in very small bikinis to serve our drinks and bait our hooks.

Are you busy fine doctor, I hear some of those girls may need some <ahem> medical attention Wink

I know how important DQ is to you, however I also know how seriously you take your work Cool

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:47 am

Ima Baeder wrote:

Dear Josey,

You didn't send me any forms. Please send the form and I will try to fill it out.

Ima

Quote:

From: “Jose Cuervo” [email protected]
To:Ima Baeder

Subject: REPLY ME IMMEDIATLY!!

POINT OF CORRECTION!I DID INFACT SEND THR FORMS,OK.WHY ALL OF THESE STRESS FOR FILL OUT THE FORM.U MOST DO IT URGENTLY SO I SEND TO REMITTACE AT SECURITY COMPANY FOR UR VALENTINE TRUNKBOXS.

NOTE,,I RESEND THE FORM FOR U TO FILL BECOS TIME IS NOT ON OUR SIDE.

(1)ur Full Name: _____________ (2)ur Complete Address _______________________ (3)Name of City of Residence:________________________________ (4)Country:_____________Direct Telephone Number:_____________ (5)Mobile Number:___________________Fax Number:______________ (6)Age:______Sex:______Occupation:___________________________ (7)Working Identity Card/Int'l Passport:___________, So ur files would be updated after which i will send the remmitance information which u use in lay claim to me as ur VALENTINE PARTER for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of ur VALENTINE CARD TRUNKBOXES will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay.

UR ONE TRUEST
jose_cuervo

thefife wrote:

Who have you been talking to? I thought this transaction was just between us. Now I find out you have been dilly dallying with someone else behind my back. And you have the nerve to talk about "trust"?? The forms look reasonably risky free, but now I have my doubts liar.

Immediate reply demanded.

thefife

Quote:

From: “Jose Cuervo” [email protected]
To: thefife

Subject: I CAN NOT LIE TO U!!!

THANK YOU FOR CALLING ME LIAR.I SEE THAT U DO NOT HAVE A MIND FOR THIS TYPE OF BUSNESS TRANSACTION BECOS IF U DO U WILL KNOWN THAT I MOST BE IN CONSTANCE CONTACT WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY ON UR BEHALF TO MAKE SURE ALL OF THE MODALITY IS BEEN PLACE TO MAKE THIS A SUCESSFUL VALENTINE DAY FOR U.I DID SEND U MAY PASSPORT SO U CAN SEE I CAN BE TRUST TO UR FULLEST SATISFACTON.I WAIT TO READ FROM U SOONEST.

URS LOVE
jose_cuervo

NB*SRY FOR NOT A IMMEDIATE RESPOSE TO UR MAIL,MY MOTHER GO INTO HORSPITAL FOR A BRAIN INJURY AND CANCER OF THR TOE NAILS.

It would really suck to be a lad, I'm having trouble keeping up with Ima and thefife, and I know I'm being baited. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Juan: I'm so glad you liked the song. XOXOXO

@Murry: I didn't dump you, I said I wouldn't be second choice. Wink

@Sners: Where are you? Crying or Very sad

Quote:

Dear Josey,

I didn't know that you wanted me to write on those little lines, I was looking for a form attached to my email. I have written on the little lines for you now.

(1)ur Full Name: _____________ (2)ur Complete Address _______________________ (3)Name of City of Residence:________________________________ (4)Country:_____________Direct Telephone Number:_____________ (5)Mobile Number:___________________Fax Number:______________ (6)Age:______Sex:______Occupation:___________________________ (7)Working Identity Card/Int'l Passport:___________,

Quote:

Dear Josey,

I just checked and I don't know what happened. When I filled in the form the writing didn't stay on the lines, it's on my computer screen and it's hard for me to see to write to you again. Please tell me how to fill the form so that it sticks.

Ima

Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:19 am

Murray. I feel your pain.

Actually, I don't, and I hope I don't anytime soon, but I empathize.

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