The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:18 am

Hi girls thanks for all the video,s im blushing over some of the uniforms , but sadly i still do not have enough avatars for the rest of the boys to finish the album cover , I do hope they can all make it to the party happy crowd

Anyone hungry for paster . Said the bus driver

Its ok for you to still be angry with me but it was you who had it off with the Roady ," bus driver "i wont say any thing or point out that he now wears a tin foil hat Wink

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:24 am

Not 100% Devoted Suitor wrote:

To my Valentines (you know who you are)

Hmmm, that was such a lovely song, I'm going to forget I saw that letter "S" and offer you these cupcakes I baked in honor of your polar bear heart:

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:50 am

It’s very late here and Scarlett fell asleep in my room. So tonight I will be sleeping on the floor. Scarlett is so cute when she sleeps. You hear the sweetest and the very slightest hint of a snore.

It was raining all day and all night yet that didn’t bring me any gloom because Scarlett was with me. She has this way about her… everyone who meets her can’t help but to smile. Earlier, she wanted to go out and look that the rain. We stepped outside and the rain stopped. Minutes later the sky began to clear. It was if the moon too, wanted to gaze on Scarlett’s beauty. The moon shined its light on Scarlett’s beauty and kind face. In secret, I wished that time would stop…so I could forever live in that moment.

Scarlett kissed me and I knew I would forever be hers. I looked up at the moon and saw heaven.

A SKYHOOK wrote:

Hey reaper have you been going through my files trying to find the snap,s,that the ladies have been sending me

Why are women sending you pictures of there feet. For that matter how do pictures of feet keep your heart warm?

Never mind. I don't want to know the answer Shocked

A SKYHOOK wrote:

As my lovely mum used to say "Cold hands warm Heart"

I don't think it turns women on to much to hear a man talk about his mother. I am just trying to help your play my good man Smile

. Why don't you name the person you are wooing. She, whoever this lucky girl is, is a member here, right?

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:30 am

^^^

Cathartic Kate wrote:

Another manly Australian has thrown his hook into the ring

It appears I will need to considerably step up my own wooing

Cathartic Kate. you know my heart is aching
all these other suitors I am sure are faking
If they truely loved you as I do my dear
They would post their woos for all to hear

Our secret date today could be compared
to the most romantic love story to be aired
You looked truely amazing in the warm sun
with another girl I have never had such fun

I look forward to another romantic time
when I again can have you all as mine
To play I will prepare more romantic games
But next time dear we must not tell James

I love you so but somethings troubles me
There are other fish in your deep sea
I know I said until wednessday I can wait
But I dont wish to be without a V day date

It appears that Irish may not now fish
He has his eyes on a Doc Martined dish
If you were to choose another man
I would seek to woo another if I can

But with one week to go I dont like to rush
Things of the heart and sweet loving mush
If you wont take me I need some time
To try and make another girl mine

There is another I would like to woo
but only if I couldn't have you
She has other suitors who have charms
and do all they can to be in her arms

My chances with her they are not great
and I would be risking a banning fate
You see her other suitors they are green
They would ban my ass and make a scene

Please my Kate give your answer soon
Make my day and make me swoon
If you say yes to me I would be the happiest man
Make you decision soon if you can crying

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:44 am

Quote:

Kate my most wondeful and special dearest of dear
When we were playing someone took some photos I fear

Fear not my splendid man, it is mere jealousy, let whomever name their price for silence.
I only ever sent money by s3cur3, for them just endless days playing the mangle, Ha!

But for us memories of a perfect evening, shooting stars and pounding hearts,
Nothing I see or feel will ever be the same again, you are perfection my sultan.

Yet I must not tarry,
I know others desire and deserve you and your wonderful woo can benefit them too,
Our pleasure was fleeting but so very perfect,
My life will forever be simply what happened before we met and what will occur afterwards.

Thank you.

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:48 am

Dear Juan and Ted,

Please consider a respite on the bashing of each other. I'm sure the lovely, smart, talented Ima is capable of making her own mind up. Take the high road guys, you'll like it up here. I promise.

Your friend
Harry

@Slightly, thank you for the PM. I'm sorry, but I do not condone male/male relationships.

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:58 am

I would not be so trusting, Murry:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1310627&highlight=#1310627

Keep reading till the end of the thread..

Looks like there's trouble in paradise...

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:17 pm

It's Ok, I guess, I knew it wouldn't last forever.

I will be OK, really, dont worry about me,

@ Oh Harry, do you need some food to feed those orphans for a few days, I am sure I can provide enough meat for the <strike>towz and Rog</strike> (oh did I say that aloud, oh no I didn't thank god) <ahem> beef and vegetable stew Wink

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:25 pm

Dear Murry,

Thank you for your kind and generous offer of food for the orphans. I am confident you will feel much better about yourself after donating it. I was stunned when I read how you were dumped by your potential Valentine. What I suggest you do now is find a volunteer position helping the less fortunate. It will help take your mind off the hurt. As always, if there is anything I can do for you, do not feel afraid to ask.

Your friend
Harry

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:48 pm

@Harry my friend

I have arranged for the delivery of 2 <strike>bod</strike> beef carcases to the needy orphans which will be sent by refridgerated transport using a very reliable delivery company, I suspect they will arrive in the next few days.

I have not yet given up my search to find love but I believe I have time to cover my bases here before the delivery gets to the needy

There is also the question of the ever medling James who may have had a hand in all of this.

I am trying to secure another delivery of beef and will also send it on to the orphans as soon as I can track down <strike> Jam </strike> I mean, more beef.

I will give you the tracking number when the <strike> bod </strike> meat has left the port

@Ima
Ima my dear I have always admired the charms of you
however there appears to be trouble with the other I woo
I know my chances with you are not very good
and you think of Snerd like a green Robin Hood

I know that by wooing you I am risking banning
and that Juan and Snerd my ass would be tanning
But if you would accept the heartfelt woos of me
Perhaps the others would try harder you see

My darling Kate has not yet dumped me
and despite my wishes neither has jumped me
I hope that I can still win over her heart
but in case I cant wooing of you I start

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:10 pm

@ Reapybabe.

Good detective work and fair do's for looking out for your mate.

Murry is a stupendous wooer and lover, but like me he values his freedom too.

It's like when I ask a guy to dance and he says he is married. I always point out I want a dance and not to marry. Sheeesh.

They say women are hard to fathom!

Be honest all men want to marry virgins, but then complain if they are not harlots in the bedroom.

Like the enchantress I slipped into his life as silently as I left him, sated and happy, no goodbyes, no farewell note. He knows that anyday soon or far into the future he will wander to the hottub muscles aching from a stressful day to find me there ready to administer to his wants.

The French have a marvellous saying to explain better than I, but My French never got beyond the single word "oui."

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:25 pm

This thread still sucks. Mad

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:46 pm

@Corona hay don,t be sad if your feeling down i can turn that frown up side down. what is making you sad actually is your mum around you had better get her. you are way to young to be having conversations in this thread ok dear go and get your mum there,s the good girl .

That was close lucky she didnt see some of your avatars REAPER and others Mad

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:05 pm

Dear Ms. Corona,

Please do not feel bad because no one has sought your affection. Take a look around this thread. There is a lot of heart smashing going on, and I for one will not participate in it. Women are to be cared for, tended to, and above all loved with the entire heart. I am sure someone of your beauty has many, many admirers. I suspect they are just shy in nature. To be honest with you, if I wasn't so busy with the women's shelter, ASPCA, and trying to adopt little Timmy, you can bet that I would be making an attempt to win your love. Remember, we are all God's creatures, and I know he will be looking out for you.

I just realized that I bought one too few dozen roses to give to the women at the shelter tomorrow. Would one of you fine ladies tell me if I bought a day at the spa for the last woman, would that be a good substitute for the roses?

Your friend,
Harry

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:42 pm

@A SKYHOOK, could you explain that post to me? Smile

@Harry, you have turned into such a sweetheart and hope you remain that way. Cool

@ Paranoid, I love you man, but I can't do a threesome. Razz

I want no pity as I'm trying to get others involved and you know who you are. Wink

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:51 pm

By your avatar you look like jail bait for the most sickest kind of pricks that are allowed to live on this earth. Thats all im saying go to bed and tell your mother, she should be ashamed to let you be up this late, or even in a thread of this nature Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:53 pm

^^^

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:51 pm

Harry Bawls wrote:

@Slightly, thank you for the PM. I'm sorry, but I do not condone male/male relationships.

Prof is going to be gutted.

Back to shagging road-kill for him then, I guess.

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 6:22 pm

Harry said

Quote:

There is a lot of heart smashing going on

That be true and I'm trying to add more. Shocked

Quote:

I suspect they are just shy

If I were in their shoes, so would I. Wink

Harry, I do love you and so many other members of this here facility.

Let's just have an eater........................................never mind! Razz

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:02 pm

I agree with comments about needing some new hearts (fresh meat to the slaughter) involved.

Twisted Evil

Can perhaps someone <looking to make sure the mods are not watching> post a diversion in the "sign up for a mentor thread" and lead them to our (clutches) happy shenanigans?

Wink

Note Skyhook is a decent guy, don't enquire as to how much he paid me to say that, his posts are subliminal. The last one was "Corona I love you with candy kisses forever."

Cool

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

@Juan and Snerd: Laughing

Please stop bickering. I adore you both. I don't mind Juan's typos as I make more than both of you put together. Don't get so busy arguing with each other that you forget to woo me. Crying or Very sad

xoxoxo to you both.

@Murry: Consolation prize? Laughing

Lovely poem, you are quite charming. I'll not accept second best though. Wink

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:27 pm

^^^ Would close second make any difference, I can go back and edit Wink

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:00 pm

my favorite Nurse Nasty wrote:

...and I would have euthanased you long ago. Very Happy

Dear Nurse: Is it too late? Please reconsider. Wink

Bluth darling! The cake is lovely! And to dance with you today was just the perfect way to end a wonderful weekend with you. You were certainly worth the wait. Be still my heart. Pretty Rose

And though this person has not shown themselves in this thread yet, I can not hold back any longer. I must say there is someone that has a piece of my heart also. And this is for him:

My sweet, you will ALWAYS have the last dance on Sunday. :sigh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87XQKCXfFjQ

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:09 pm

Corona wrote:

Harry, I do love you

Dear Ms. Corona, I am flattered by that, but you must realize that I am only one man and try as I might, I cannot serve all women. Although my life goal is to serve all women, I simply cannot give the amount of attention due to each and every one. Perhaps after I get the shelter running properly, I will PM you and see if there is something I can do for you. You are one sweet lady, and I hope one day I can tend to your needs.

Your friend,
Harry

Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:13 pm

DoraTheExplorer wrote:

And though this person has not shown themselves in this thread yet, I can not hold back any longer. I must say there is someone that has a piece of my heart also.

Beg pardon? I've been in the thread since the start. Confused

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