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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:25 am |
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This lad is an idiot. Just for giggles, I have a catcher account in the name of Barack Obama. This POS seems to believe he's communicating with the president. Here's his latest reply:
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Subj: Thank you once more ,Mr President.
Dear Sir,
We wish to appreciate you once more for the love you have for the children and the entire world including the black race of your origin.
We will be looking forward to your kind response.
The entire organization wish you a great tenure as you rule the world and pray he gives you wisdom like that of Solomon.
Regards.
3tuk M3lab0
National Coordinator
5ave 0ur 50uls Char1ty Home |
We'll see where this goes. I wonder if Hillary Clinton is up to be the dollar chopper? |
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- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:18 am |
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I asked if it was tax refundable, to which he replied of course. Then I asked if he had the specialised tax form, which I'm currently waiting for. |
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Schwetty Weaner
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Feb 2009
Posts: 32
Location: Prostrate clinic for Lads
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:30 pm |
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I apologized to him for my mistake. Told him I did not realize he only needed a few measly dollars via WU. He could go with god because I wanted to find a project that needed real money from our charity group. |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:47 pm |
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^^^ Just Jane - thats too funny what a complete and utter fool - I havent heard anything back yet but then Im just a lowly scottish widow |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:59 pm |
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having just rechecked my gmail I have indeed heard back. Any donation of help no matter how small is needed so I will initially arrange for each of the church congregation to donate tinned food or warm clothing at tomorrows service - I am sure they will be delighted |
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Schwetty Weaner
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Feb 2009
Posts: 32
Location: Prostrate clinic for Lads
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:33 pm |
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I already have a response as well.
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We have not been running a foreign bank account save for the local (Naira) account which we operate here in Nigeria.The quest to have a foreign bank account by our numerous donor is well noted and we will not hesitate to act on that as soon as possible. |
Anyone know what time the internet cafes close? This guy sure is writing pretty late on a Sat night. |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:34 am |
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I just sent him a very unreadable coffee stained MG receipt.
Can't wait for the sniveling and whining to begin. |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:37 pm |
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With due respect sir,i regret to inform you about the unavailability of the tax form due to the reason that the organization ;s tax on this year has not been updated owing to some financial constrains,we hope to update that very soon.Meanwhile for confirmation,below is the charity commissioned registration number (1069204)Have a blissful weekend
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Does anyone know if any charities actually have a "commission number"? |
_________________ 110+
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HitchHiker
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Jan 2007
Posts: 3453
Location: On a mission to insult every member of Eater.
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 9:57 pm |
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^ Not sure about the rest of the world but in the UK charities have to be registered.
http://www.charity-commission.gov.uk/
1069204 -
SOS CHILDREN'S VILLAGES UK
I think the Int3rn3t Church of the V1rg1n V0g0n may be offering help.
Is help the right word? |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:20 pm |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:54 pm |
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^^^^^^^^NN^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
This lad works all night long.
I got this from his original mail address about 3 hours ago in response to my coffee stained MG receipt....
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My heart was so fill with gladness at the receipt of your mail.If not for the fact that you earlier advised on anonymity,who knows how joyful these children could have been if i had announced this to them.
We will always pray that God will fulfill all your life desires and accomplish his message in the book of Deuteronomy 28:13 in your life and the entire congregation of the Humanitarian Shepherds.
I will be on hand tomorrow to forward to you the tax receipt tomorrow,
Thank you"Thank you"Thank You" and THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN.
The Joy of The Lord Shall Be your strength. |
I have a feeling those Thank You's are a bit premature.... |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:08 am |
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I got a reply about 3 hours ago myself. He's still buying the presidential shite I'm giving him.
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Mr President,
I cannot help but appreciate your vociferous attitude towards alleviating the needs of the destitutes especially from Africa ,your original race.Your attitude to this is simply second to none.
Africans are solidly behind you as you ride on the helms of affairs in America and around the world.The entire home family sends their warmest regard to your wife Michelle and the two little children. |
He then follows this with a bunch of BS about the charity home that I had requested in my last mail. If he hasn't been shut down this looks to be the beginnings of a pretty good bait. We'll see.... |
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ramsey
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Jan 2009
Posts: 241
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:45 am |
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Come on guys, Mr Ootook is a nice fellow. He is doing me a banner and completing forms. we must have taken up all his time. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:07 am |
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I have written him. Bohigal, I mentioned the Foundation of Cucurbits... |
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BobCat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 972
Location: on the 'net
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:55 am |
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I'm in on this. |
_________________ --BobCat
"I AM SEEK AND TIRED OF THIS AND I DONT THINK I CAN CONTINUE ANYMORE" Jul13t N0rm@n
"THANKS FOR MAKING FUN OF ME.." "I DIDNT GET ANY F***ING MONEY AND STOP MAKING FUN OF ME.. OK" Jul13t N0rm@n (rebaited from another character)
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:21 am |
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Excerpt from a scripted response to one of my characters:
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Your little contribution will be of great essence.Nothing can be too little for the <strike>needy</strike> greedy(*). |
The sum of all our little contributions will indeed be of great essence.
(*) Edited to correct a factual inaccuracy. |
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100% risky free donation modality |
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HospitalRd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jan 2009
Posts: 28
Location: 13°49′59″N 20°50′05″E
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:32 am |
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I told him I'm in a gay relationship and if I could adopt one of the children. This is what I got back from him.
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Its quite revealing to me to discover that you are in a same sex relationship.I am certain you know that God does not approve of that. Irrespective of the culture it ia an abomination before the sight of God.
How ever it is contrary to our ethics and practice here for the adoption of a child.What we do here is to nurture the children until they grow up and become responsible members of the society to cater and fend for themselves.But going by the maturity i observed in your mail and with your promise of taking good care of the child,i may be able to grant your request on a good bargain for the child.
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Sawad0g0 Ala1n - Ouagadougou to Accra
"if you don't witness the mighty hands of God within 7days then,i will gather stones to worship it and die like pagan for you." |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:22 am |
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UH OH....
There was a problem with the donation pick up attempt...
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I am sorry we were not able to pick up the money at the office.I suppose there is a little disparity in the information. I'll appreciate you go back to the bank to rectify the mistake.The other information ware correct but there was no indication of the country in which the money was sent to. Ask them to indicate the country "Nigeria" as the collection center.
This will enable us have an easy access to pick up the money.
However we are trying to compile those information and pictures requested by your humble self,as soon as they are ready ,i will not hesitate to send them across to you. |
For a quick second Lad trip to pick up the donation I sent...
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I have told the bank that the receiving country is Nigeria.
Please go back and pick up the funds.
Also, I would really appreciate if you could send those pictures I
requested as soon as possible. It will be a big help to make sure
that you are included on our weekly list of cash beneficiaries. |
That is a guaranteed futile second trip to pick up the donation. |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 9:25 pm |
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Trip number 2 result...
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Dear Don4ld4,
I tried calling you but instead had to drop a message in your box when your line could not go through,hope you got my message.I have gone to the bank a second time as you have told me but the story has still remain the same.
Please you just have to go to the bank and complain to them that the recipient is yet to get the money.I suppose there is a missing link somehow in the previous details that is causing this whole thing. Please re-enter the whole informations in this following order,
PLEASE THIS IS A RECOPY OF THE INFORMATIONS:
NAME:CHIN4SA BARN4BAS AM4ECHI
COUNTRY:NIGERIA
STATE:LAGOS
TEXT QUESTION:DONATE TO WHAT?
TEXT ANSWER:CHARITY
MTCN NO:... |
OK, I've told the bank again (not really) that the receiving country is Nigeria and its OK for the Lad to go back and try to collect the funds a third time. |
_________________ You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:00 pm |
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Hospital Road - how suprised you must have been to hear that although same sex relationships are not approved a deal can be done...courtesy of WU naturally.
I had a very nice response thanking me for organising tins of meat and fish and suprise suprise asking for money. I can only organise a collection if I have some decent PR material from him....lets see what he comes up with |
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pug
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Just to the left of things . . .
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:34 pm |
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I've already sent a few emails to this wonderful charity. They think my foundation has already sent them 12K but they can't get to it at WU. (awww). If anyone else wants to play that up, go ahead and improvise. I didn't even name the foundation, so go ahead and be creative. If anything goes wrong, I'll be able to deny it all! Have fun!
PS, my foundation closes its fiscal year on the 10th of Feb, so any donations after that are subject to a lot of paperwork.
edit: Don't ya just love this guy! I have wanted to drop him, but I may have to stay on board a little longer just cuz he's so "sincere".
Nevertheless, anyone who wants to can build on the idea of fiscal years closing on the 10th of February. Also, you may want to mention that you DON'T want to deal with a Howard Johnson! |
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doc holliday
Squirrels Hate Me
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 2477
Location: Behind the Oriental,taking potshots at hitlads.
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Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:49 pm |
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G3orge P@tton would like a piece of this one,if there is any left. |
_________________ Fuck off, and wait for your death, you fucking dog's eater, I will see this to the end, already, you are a fucking negativity to this world, go to hell after two puuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Jack N0delay,hitlad
You have given me enough stress through the shit you sent to me
Jack the hitlad
What you sent to me is not real, don't you fucking understand simple english, that is not real slip from money gram, I have been using money gram before now, FUCK YOU. IDIOT. PLAY YOUR GAME WELL. MASTER OF ALL PLAYERS
Jack,the hitlad who keeps giving me fresh sig lines
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:03 am |
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This just in to 'Barack Obama':
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Mr President,
I must say i am so flattered and at the same time honored at your commendation and as such will not relent to give in my best in the pursuit of this cause.Like i have told you earlier ,our immediate needs lies those areas i have outlined for you,but if your majesty will be so kind in sponsoring us further,we will like to have another of such foundation in Ghana and the war turn Darfur region.
We have been nursing this dream for quite a long time but could not be able to accomplish it due to financial constraint.If it will please you Mr president to finance this cause,we will be and remain so grateful you did.
Sincerely
Uxx Mxxx |
'Barack' will wholeheartedly agree that another SOS foundation in Darfur is a very good idea. What a smart man that Mr Mxxx is! |
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Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:30 am |
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^^^
And the U.S. government will offer extremely heft financial support, but of course Mr. Mxxx must personally go to Darfur to select a location for the offices of the charity. And send pictures. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Tue Feb 10, 2009 1:46 am |
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^^^Actually, Michelle (my wife) has been rounding up individual donors because the American taxpayers aren't too keen on sending more money overseas. And oh yes, the charity representative has to be there in Darfur for the groundbreaking ceremony.
I can't wait to hear the excuses, but what the hay. If he doesn't go then he doesn't get the money, right? |
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Winner of the Summer Challenge Prize August 2008
- St4nley's Xmax Adventure - I am suppose to be your Lover and not your house lad. - St4nley
Cotonou to Lome x2, Cotonou/Lagos/Abuja/Yankari, Cotonou/Parakou, Lagos/Maiduguri, Lagos/Douala, Dakar/Gambia/Keyes - Hector w/ team Hectard
Barack Obama Scammed - Benin-Lagos-Maiduguri 'Oh Shit' - Hon. M4rtins
Cotonou/Lome - D Brown
Hector Dr David O |
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