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Scam Patroller
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Location: UK
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:27 am |
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RED SAYS Harry is not feeling well so Klaasvaak's is filling in for him till he starts feeling like his old self
Skylark SAYS this is the words from an old friend of mine "E". I like feeling E,s moods wink:
This is to all the sweet girls from eater love & kiss,s Mark Everett "aka Mr E
Saturday Morning
And who's gonna play with me?
Six in the morning, baby
I got a long, long day ahead of me
The parents are sleeping soundly
The neighbors are dead as wood
I'm getting up and coming over
We gotta rock the neighborhood
Nothing's ever gonna happen 'round here
If we don't make it happen
Sleep away the day if you want to
But I got something that I gotta do
It's Saturday Morning
And this ain't the place for me
I'm giving you warning, baby
We got a whole big, fat, world to see
Nothing's ever gonna happen 'round here
If we don't make it happen
Sleep away the day if you want to
But I got something that I gotta do
It's Saturday Morning
And who's gonna play with me?
Six in the morning, baby
I got a long, long day ahead of me
Saturday morning
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_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
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Ima Baeder
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Joined: 03 May 2007
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:05 am |
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SKYHOOK: Who are all of these other people? Do they live in your head? It must be noisy in there.
@ My sweet Juan:
Je suis desole. Tu es magnifique; mais, la coeur veut ce qu'il veut. (meme si . . . il est un chapeau). XOXO ( I am probably mangling this French ) |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
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Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:14 am |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
I am probably mangling this French |
As you have mangled my heart...
But hope springs eternal (or, in this case, internal) -- I just know you will change your mind before next Saturday. I only hope I don't waste away from abject grief before you come to your senses.... |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Klaasvaak
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 2163
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:45 am |
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Ghost
419Eater Admin
Joined: 26 Jun 2004
Posts: 6162
Location: Dating Gal Gadot... in my mind.
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:26 am |
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Hi all Scarlett and I decided to spend the weekend together. I don't want to say where just yet. For those inquiring minds... we have separate rooms. Scarlett is a proper lady... and quite a lady indeed
But work calls me away for a moment
Trying to get hold of TS. Called his cell phone but some lady answered it and she found the cell under a table at "econo exotic massage". Huh, oh well.
@Juan -can you tell TS my buddy called and said TS's "ceiling support beam" has been installed. So TS's "bag and shag" condo is ready to go. Only one thing though, with the budget allotted the end result wasn't quite what he may expect.
He wanted this
but for $75 he only gets this
Thanks Juan...now back to Scarlett |
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3/3/08-6/6/10 i know some day you'll send me some real good bucks ok - Byran The Eater Bunny
3/13/08-3/25/10 i have played my path and now I am waiting for the pay - Wale Wild card
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irishemigrant
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Joined: 22 Jul 2007
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Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:33 am |
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Gytha my cuddly little haggis, I know I've been remiss but I have a few things on the go here at the moment.
I'm packing our stuff for our sojourn in a tropical island paradise, white sand beaches, coconut palms, drinks with fruit and umbrellas in, beside the azure blue sea.
I'd be giving you chocolates, but they'd melt in the heat before they got close to your delectable body. Would a body rub with coconut oil be acceptable?
ps. I love the way your lights go stroboscopic when you're excited
Be still my heart, till we walk hand in hand along the beach at sunset |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:57 am |
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C'mon Skyhook, they want to see some original wooing. I'm sure one of them can spark your imagination.
@Trixi, your PM's have been quite insightful. I will gladly massage your feet, do you like sweet almond oil? Being careful with your sensitive feet, unless, of course you like the tickles. I will start at the top of the feet, softly warming them up with gentle rubbing..
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:59 am |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
Il est dans YouTube http://www.link removed for theft investigation
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Ima, you are truely a sweetheart for finding how some thief has stolen my poetry (and put it to music). I wrote that 40 years ago while in Chicago.
Who ever gets you as their Valentine this year will be the luckiest member ever.
I will share the funds I receive for the copyright infringement. Is WU an acceptable method of transfer to you?
NB, your French is about as "good" as mine... |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:03 am |
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As you have mangled my heart... |
Just wandering by to gloat.
Ha.
Ha Ha.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Neener.
Hi, Ima, my wonderful; my love. My fuzzy, bunny slippers. |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:21 am |
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This thread is hilarious.
re: Ghost's post: Snerd, what on earth do you have planned for our date?
@Sners: :sigh: xoxoxo I am indeed yours, but please be nice.
@ParaNoid: You're welcome for my help with the theft of your poetry. Don't worry about my French skills, Juan is giving me private tutoring
@Juan :hug:
James, are you there? I am starting to think you've run off with Lotta. |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:37 am |
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Hey reaper have you been going through my files trying to find the snap,s,that the ladies have been sending me i keep them near to my warm heart so my cold hands don,t smudge them . but yes that one you down loaded from, "my" files is of me with one of my honeys . can i say to the other ladys that it was all work and no hanky panky went on . it will be different with my valentine when she chooses me on Vday
As my lovely mum used to say "Cold hands warm Heart" |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:48 am |
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If they were "your" files, you wouldn't have been able to show them. |
_________________ 110+
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 3:54 am |
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Kate my most wondeful and special dearest of dear
When we were playing someone took some photos I fear
I fear for our privacy and your vanity my honey
but in the email was a demand for lots of money
Taking a look at the photo there is something I see
There is a striking resemblance to the pictures of we
I dont think the situation is all that terrible or bad
The resolution and skill in the photo looks worse than a lad
I think it simply a joker playing some cruel games
And if I didn't know better I would suspect it was James
James, if you are reading this, you have some explaining to do |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:19 am |
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Tsnerd wrote: |
Ha.
Ha Ha.
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Neener. |
My lovely Ima, now you see the real Snerd. Does this look like a sensitive, caring man? No, he is backing up his truckload of salt and dumping it into the gaping wound that was once my heart.... Do you really want to spend your precious Valentine's day with a vindictive, self-congratulating cad? Of course not, you are too sweet and tender to subjugate yourself to someone who sees you as a mere possession, unlike me who reveres you as a goddess, the quintessential embodiment of all that defines feminine pulchritude. He only wants one thing from you, and I don't think I need to elaborate on that point.... It's not too late for you to see the light. I can get another magnum of Dom Perignon. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:31 am |
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feminine pulchritude. |
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I can get another magnum of Dom Perignon. |
@Juan - See what happens when you drink and post?
What my apparently inebriated colleague is trying to say, my lovely Ima, is that you are beautiful.
On that point, there is no disagreement.
I will point out that he is attempting the same type of guilt that my friend, Ghort!, also tried many, many pages back.
I will admit that my gloating may have seemed self-congratulating, but I certainly didn't mean it that way. I was simply unable to contain my utter, absolute, heart-soaring joy that I have successfully wooed you, the lovely Moderating Goddess of my dreams.
Which would you rather have - one who occasionally just can't contain expressing my wonder and exuberance that I am so lucky to have won your heart.....or one who will attempt to tug on your heart-strings, even though he conceded earlier that the better man had won? |
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BluthBanana
Baiting Guru
Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 2260
Location: Balboa Towers
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:34 am |
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Dora my sweet, you've been so busy in the kitchen lately that I wanted to show that I can make you something as well. I hope you like this cake that I spent the evening making for you.
Thank you for the poem, it was lovely! I will see you very soon for our dance, my love.
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
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Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:43 am |
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gloating Snerd wrote: |
See what happens when you drink and post? |
I think I've shown that I remain remarkably articulate despite the consumption of a magnum of fine bubbly. That's what results from a sophisticated upbringing, which is very different from those who become drooling fools after a single beer. I don't think I need to elaborate further, I'm sure Ima understands. [/quote] |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:45 am |
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which is very different from those who become drooling fools after a single beer. I don't think I need to elaborate further, I'm sure Ima understands. Wink [/quote]
Really? |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:48 am |
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Well, hell, it was a full magnum after all. I wouldn't make such a mistake after only a single bottle..... |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:00 am |
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Oh, grow up, you two. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:07 am |
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the man with an elephant on his pee pee wrote: |
Oh, grow up, you two. |
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_________________ Gold Coins here
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:44 am |
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I am sad to hear that bill2 has to go away for a while.So in his "honour ' i have printed this one off tee shirt ,so i will not forget his kind words to me, when ever i was feeling down, and it reminded me of an old song ,that me and the boys put together that some of my lovely lady's might like, it went like this
"Khaki, navy blue and brass buttons, bring me to my knees
A peak cap and a badge or two, oooh, they're such a tease
So, girls, if a man you need just won't come across
Put on a uniform, show Skyhook who's the boss
(have a listen ...)
Women in uniform, sometimes they look so cold
Women in uniform, but, oooh, they feel so warm
Women in uniform, khaki, white and blue
Women in uniform, coming after me"
that was from when i used to date NN ow the memory's ,"but i warned her don't touch drug",s but we all know what she did . Here is album cover of her in her hay day
Girls do not worry NN is from the past but i still like "uniform.s |
_________________ before i can walk i must crawl and a skyhook will help lift me up were i want to be . i no iv got one in the shed some were hang on ill be back as soon as i find it
We are expecting you to feed us with the necessary payment details This is prof.Sloudo the excutive Governor Of Central Bank Of Nigeria.
Last edited SUN/8/2010 by one of the skyhooks The pointed eared fairy, aka "Yasterb" is much nicer looking now since the operation thats her in her new avatar the one on the left with the wax "dummy" of the old elfie |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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