The Official Valentine's Day Thread

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Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:54 pm

Cathartic Kate wrote:

That is also not taking into account your stirling work as a poop scooper at Battersea Dog's Home.

Dear Ms. Kate, Alright, you caught me. Embarassed

I truly did not want to mention my work with the ASPCA. Truth is, I only donate 30 hours per week with them, so I didn't feel it was necessary to even mention it.

Please don't take this the wrong way, but are you a fashion model? I know it's none of my business what you do for a living, but you would certainly do well as a model.

Your friend,
Harry

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:57 pm

MeridianAlicante wrote:

Would you like me to arrange for her kidnapping, my master?

No. Wait for a full moon and she will come to me anyway.

And don't worry too much if it sounds like I'm wooing her. It's just part of a cunning plan to obtain a housekeeper.

After all, we're going to need someone to clean up the lair whilst you're spending all day refining the list.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:49 pm

The Kinder Gentler Harry asks "but are you a fashion model?"

Wink

Maybe I have baited you? If I have please destroy the naughty pics.

Embarassed

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

The Kinder Gentler Harry kinda scares me, Doen't seem right somehow
There will be an awfy smell when the egg cracks methinks

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:38 pm

To my Valentines (you know who you are)!

Take me as I am
Put your hand in mine now and forever
Darling here I stand, stand before you now
Deep inside I always knew
It was you, you and me
Two hearts drawn together bound by destiny
It was you and you for me
Every road leads to your door
Every step I take forever more

Take me as I am
Put your heart in mine, stay with me forever
cause I am just a man who never understood
I never had a thing to prove
Till there was you
You and me
Then it all came clear so suddenly
How close to you that I wanna be

Do you believe a love could run so strong?
Do you believe a love could pass you by?
There was no special one for me
I was the lovely one, you see
But then my heart lost all control
Now you’re all that I know

Just say you’ll love me for the rest of your life
I gotta lot of love and I don’t want to let go
Will you still love me for the rest of my life?
cause I can't go on
No, I can't go on
I can't go on
If I’m on my own

i'l ne's pas francais, me, il dans italics Very Happy

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Il est dans YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EO0FB-YjX8

Rolling Eyes

Hi Sners. xoxoxo

Hi Juan. xoxoxo

Hi James. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:19 pm

Mais bien sûr, Ima, je t'aimerai demain -- et pour toujours. Je te prie, ma chérie, oublie ce petit Snerd "le chapeau."

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Actually, I posted that link to out ParaNoid's "poem". Wink

. . . mais, merci beaucoup. Embarassed

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:54 pm

But you know that subliminally you were directing the sentiment of the song to me. Wink

Ima, who would you rather share a hot tub with on Valentine's day --

me:

or Snerd:

???????????????

(For the sake of our more squeamish members I was obliged to edit out Snerd's naughty bits, but you'll note it didn't require much to block that out....)

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:15 pm

Wow Ima! Are you sure Snerd and Juan aren't going to start poking each other's eyes out soon? Laughing

Quiet day here. Obviously with jojo in "Bali" Rolling Eyes

he is unable to woo. Bluth seems to be quiet after our date from last night. Hmmmm, this does not look promising. :sigh:

However, I made this today, for one of my suitors. I am sure they can figure out who it is for.

Who is James again??

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:27 pm

Dora - jojo is practicing his woo song.

Listen.

Bali Ha'i may call you,
Any night, any day,
In your heart, you'll hear it call you:
"Come away...Come away."

Wink

Only 7 more days to endure.

Rolling Eyes

Girls - we may have to double date unless some fresh new talent joins in. Maybe some of the guys can shave their legs and come as a tranny. From the above pic Ted wouldn't need much of a tuck!

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Mine are black and silky Laughing

I do have a rather nice pic of me in underwear if you'd like proof

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I love your poem, Dora. I hope your beau appreciates it.

@ My romantic Juan: Nice try, but I actually know that's not Snerd's picture because that's not where his tattoo is. Embarassed

You are very handsome :sigh: . . . but I'm wondering why there are two drinks next to you? Is there someone else I should know about, just out of the frame of that photo? Evil or Very Mad

@ Dora: I agree that the bickering and putting each other down is not attractive . . . but do sympathize with their perceived need to do so. I've already mentioned that it is cleverness that will win me over.

I don't know who James is, yet, but I'm intrigued.

Hi Sners, mon chapeau. xoxox

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At this loving time of year, please spare a thought for Klaasvaak, he is a lonely old bloke and would appreciate some nice images sent to him via PM, here is his direct PM link:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/privmsg.php?mode=post&u=1335

Show him the love Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:36 pm

My sweet Kate, I know you have not yet decided

But if you get bored later, I have a game we can play.

I will go and hide
You can come and seek
If you find me you can have your way with me
and if you cant find me
I will be waiting in the hottub Cool

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:47 pm

OK the SKYHOOKS have thrown there hats out there in the ring , for the lovelys to feel and touch & try on for size .

The rest of the guys will be along later, as they are looking for pic,s of avatar size to add to there new album, if there is any kind and loyal fans of the "Skyhooks" could they help to get the rest of the band members here by posting links of avater size pic,s as i am still trying to get my head around all the url peg,s tiff,s and up, and down, loading.
Ahhhhh

Ow and Red said he would love to find a pic of his tongue licking, to put on the album

So send those pic.s so we can have a Vday "Party to end all Party,s" happy crowd

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:48 pm

@ dearest jojo! Are you practicing your dancing whilst singing? ♥
@ Kate: I have been wondering what that ruckus was all day!

@ sweet Bluth: If all goes well, I will see you at Dan's show tomorrow. For our first dance. Pretty Rose

@ SP: What kind of pics would Klaasvaak like?

Very Happy

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:52 pm

Murray you are such a tease,
But I find it such fun to please.
Saturday is so long to wait,
Let’s you and me keep this from the others, <(OK they are not looking)
And meet in secret beneath the stars,
Go hide you sexy beast,
I will count to ten and search,
(you did say the hot tub?)
But gosh and golly I have no costume,
Still and all it wouldn’t have covered much or been on for long anyway.

Live for today I say. No regrets ever.

Sorry girls don’t judge me harsh, he is such and hunk and I am a tart with a heart.

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9- (edited to protect the innocent)

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DoraTheExplorer wrote:

@ SP: What kind of pics would Klaasvaak like?

Oh, anything really, he likes weird stuff mostly, don't tell him I said to send him stuff, he's old and gets funny about stuff like that, just let on you sent him stuff out of the goodness of your heart Very Happy

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:21 pm

I'd start at.......

Garden gnomes in...unique places.. (say toilets) shhh

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:32 pm

See, when you said nice pics, I was thinking something like this, since I have been online shopping today for my soon-to-be-Valentine:

or this one:

But then you said weird stuff and Reaper said trolls, so I will have to go looking for something different. Wink

BTW, is Klaasvaak's name James?

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@SP: oops, I already mentioned you when I sent him an Elton pic. Laughing

Don't worry, I was cryptic.

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:39 pm

the lovely Dora wrote:

Bluth seems to be quiet after our date from last night. Hmmmm, this does not look promising. :sigh:

My dearest Dora, please do not take my silence the wrong way. I have been trying all day long too compose the right words to describe the time we spend together last night, but such words do not exist. I had a magnificent time that can only be topped by the next time we are together. I need to rest up for our first dance tomorrow.

I hope you are ready for tomorrow, too! Wink

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:44 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

I actually know that's not Snerd's picture because that's not where his tattoo is.

. . .

Hi Sners, mon chapeau. xoxox

:sigh: It's looking like there's no way to get Ima to see the light. I guess I may as well pop that magnum of Dom Perignon by myself and drown my sorrows. I'll watch the sun set over the ocean as my decimated heart plunges into the dark abyss of unrequited love. Crying or Very sad

Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:52 pm

Ima Baeder wrote:

Don't worry, I was cryptic.

Me too!

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