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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:54 pm |
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Cathartic Kate wrote: |
That is also not taking into account your stirling work as a poop scooper at Battersea Dog's Home. |
Dear Ms. Kate, Alright, you caught me. I truly did not want to mention my work with the ASPCA. Truth is, I only donate 30 hours per week with them, so I didn't feel it was necessary to even mention it.
Please don't take this the wrong way, but are you a fashion model? I know it's none of my business what you do for a living, but you would certainly do well as a model.
Your friend,
Harry |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14310
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:57 pm |
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MeridianAlicante wrote: |
Would you like me to arrange for her kidnapping, my master?
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No. Wait for a full moon and she will come to me anyway.
And don't worry too much if it sounds like I'm wooing her. It's just part of a cunning plan to obtain a housekeeper.
After all, we're going to need someone to clean up the lair whilst you're spending all day refining the list. |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:49 pm |
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The Kinder Gentler Harry asks "but are you a fashion model?"
Maybe I have baited you? If I have please destroy the naughty pics.
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:22 pm |
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The Kinder Gentler Harry kinda scares me, Doen't seem right somehow
There will be an awfy smell when the egg cracks methinks
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:38 pm |
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To my Valentines (you know who you are)!
Take me as I am
Put your hand in mine now and forever
Darling here I stand, stand before you now
Deep inside I always knew
It was you, you and me
Two hearts drawn together bound by destiny
It was you and you for me
Every road leads to your door
Every step I take forever more
Take me as I am
Put your heart in mine, stay with me forever
cause I am just a man who never understood
I never had a thing to prove
Till there was you
You and me
Then it all came clear so suddenly
How close to you that I wanna be
Do you believe a love could run so strong?
Do you believe a love could pass you by?
There was no special one for me
I was the lovely one, you see
But then my heart lost all control
Now you’re all that I know
Just say you’ll love me for the rest of your life
I gotta lot of love and I don’t want to let go
Will you still love me for the rest of my life?
cause I can't go on
No, I can't go on
I can't go on
If I’m on my own
i'l ne's pas francais, me, il dans italics |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:11 pm |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:19 pm |
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Mais bien sûr, Ima, je t'aimerai demain -- et pour toujours. Je te prie, ma chérie, oublie ce petit Snerd "le chapeau." |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:25 pm |
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Actually, I posted that link to out ParaNoid's "poem".
. . . mais, merci beaucoup. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 9:54 pm |
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But you know that subliminally you were directing the sentiment of the song to me.
Ima, who would you rather share a hot tub with on Valentine's day --
me:
or Snerd:
???????????????
(For the sake of our more squeamish members I was obliged to edit out Snerd's naughty bits, but you'll note it didn't require much to block that out....) |
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I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:15 pm |
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Wow Ima! Are you sure Snerd and Juan aren't going to start poking each other's eyes out soon?
Quiet day here. Obviously with jojo in "Bali" he is unable to woo. Bluth seems to be quiet after our date from last night. Hmmmm, this does not look promising. :sigh:
However, I made this today, for one of my suitors. I am sure they can figure out who it is for.
Who is James again?? |
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:27 pm |
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Dora - jojo is practicing his woo song.
Listen.
Bali Ha'i may call you,
Any night, any day,
In your heart, you'll hear it call you:
"Come away...Come away."
Only 7 more days to endure.
Girls - we may have to double date unless some fresh new talent joins in. Maybe some of the guys can shave their legs and come as a tranny. From the above pic Ted wouldn't need much of a tuck! |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:30 pm |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Mine are black and silky
I do have a rather nice pic of me in underwear if you'd like proof |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:31 pm |
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I love your poem, Dora. I hope your beau appreciates it.
@ My romantic Juan: Nice try, but I actually know that's not Snerd's picture because that's not where his tattoo is.
You are very handsome :sigh: . . . but I'm wondering why there are two drinks next to you? Is there someone else I should know about, just out of the frame of that photo?
@ Dora: I agree that the bickering and putting each other down is not attractive . . . but do sympathize with their perceived need to do so. I've already mentioned that it is cleverness that will win me over.
I don't know who James is, yet, but I'm intrigued.
Hi Sners, mon chapeau. xoxox |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:31 pm |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:36 pm |
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My sweet Kate, I know you have not yet decided
But if you get bored later, I have a game we can play.
I will go and hide
You can come and seek
If you find me you can have your way with me
and if you cant find me
I will be waiting in the hottub |
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A SKYHOOK
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Sep 2008
Posts: 405
Location: the land of oz
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:47 pm |
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OK the SKYHOOKS have thrown there hats out there in the ring , for the lovelys to feel and touch & try on for size .
The rest of the guys will be along later, as they are looking for pic,s of avatar size to add to there new album, if there is any kind and loyal fans of the "Skyhooks" could they help to get the rest of the band members here by posting links of avater size pic,s as i am still trying to get my head around all the url peg,s tiff,s and up, and down, loading.
Ow and Red said he would love to find a pic of his tongue licking, to put on the album
So send those pic.s so we can have a Vday "Party to end all Party,s" |
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DoraTheExplorer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:48 pm |
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@ dearest jojo! Are you practicing your dancing whilst singing? ♥
@ Kate: I have been wondering what that ruckus was all day!
@ sweet Bluth: If all goes well, I will see you at Dan's show tomorrow. For our first dance.
@ SP: What kind of pics would Klaasvaak like?
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Cathartic Kate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Dec 2008
Posts: 1542
Location: Spooner Hall
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 10:52 pm |
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Murray you are such a tease,
But I find it such fun to please.
Saturday is so long to wait,
Let’s you and me keep this from the others, <(OK they are not looking)
And meet in secret beneath the stars,
Go hide you sexy beast,
I will count to ten and search,
(you did say the hot tub?)
But gosh and golly I have no costume,
Still and all it wouldn’t have covered much or been on for long anyway.
Live for today I say. No regrets ever.
Sorry girls don’t judge me harsh, he is such and hunk and I am a tart with a heart.
1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9- (edited to protect the innocent) |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:08 pm |
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Reaper
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:21 pm |
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I'd start at.......
Garden gnomes in...unique places.. (say toilets) shhh |
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DoraTheExplorer
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Joined: 18 Nov 2008
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Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:32 pm |
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See, when you said nice pics, I was thinking something like this, since I have been online shopping today for my soon-to-be-Valentine:
or this one:
But then you said weird stuff and Reaper said trolls, so I will have to go looking for something different.
BTW, is Klaasvaak's name James? |
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Ima Baeder
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:36 pm |
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@SP: oops, I already mentioned you when I sent him an Elton pic. Don't worry, I was cryptic. |
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BluthBanana
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Joined: 16 Sep 2008
Posts: 2260
Location: Balboa Towers
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:39 pm |
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the lovely Dora wrote: |
Bluth seems to be quiet after our date from last night. Hmmmm, this does not look promising. :sigh: |
My dearest Dora, please do not take my silence the wrong way. I have been trying all day long too compose the right words to describe the time we spend together last night, but such words do not exist. I had a magnificent time that can only be topped by the next time we are together. I need to rest up for our first dance tomorrow.
I hope you are ready for tomorrow, too!
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:44 pm |
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Ima Baeder wrote: |
I actually know that's not Snerd's picture because that's not where his tattoo is.
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Hi Sners, mon chapeau. xoxox |
:sigh: It's looking like there's no way to get Ima to see the light. I guess I may as well pop that magnum of Dom Perignon by myself and drown my sorrows. I'll watch the sun set over the ocean as my decimated heart plunges into the dark abyss of unrequited love. |
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"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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DoraTheExplorer
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Joined: 18 Nov 2008
Posts: 9263
Location: Magnolia, Mississippi
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Sat Feb 07, 2009 11:52 pm |
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